#Ydkj Kim

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Schmitty: COOKIE, NO!! Kim: NONONONONONO!!! Nate: DON'T BE A FUCKING NUMBSKULL!!!

Helen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!

Guy: Noooo…!

Buzz, smirking: Bad human, drop it!

(Cookie snaps out of his trance at Buzz’s tease)

(Source: The horrified reactions to a brainwashed Cloud preparing to attack Aerith, Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged)

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Kim

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pat pat

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ydkj 2011 shetpost

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you don’t know jack + miitopia jumpscare

[kimulokml]

Longer Introduction!

{I'm the rain that understands that it will fall,

The rain that can't come to resemble any person,

But I want to know the feelings that trouble the rest of the world}

(Lyrics from "Watashi wa Ame" by inabakumori)

So I decided to make a longer intro for more details.

NOTE THAT THIS POST IS PRONE TO UPDATES!!

(More details below the keep reading, don't wanna clog up anyone's tls!)

Basic Info

Nicknames: Kimulo, JJ, 3

Age: Minor

Socials: Kimulo56 (Discord), kimulokml (Twitter and Tumblr)

Pronouns: he/she, although they/them is ok

Strawpage: https://kimulokml.straw.page

Birthday: 13th July

Extra:

May possibly have ADHD and Moral OCD

I live in Ireland, use that to calculate my timezone bc i have no idea how timezones work.

I may also have trust issues thanks to previous online experiences.

Might be aromantic? I'm not sure about this so.

suspecting i may be genderfluid.

may occasionally vaguepost, usually if i see people not caring about life-threatening circumstances

Ask to tag! This means if I've missed out on any cw/tw tags, lmk! (i may refuse to tag certain things, like life-saving fundraisers or important resources(because i heard of someone who muted some of em w/o doinf ANYTHING regarding the issue beforehand. the ask to tag more applies to art/writing)

Tag List:

[ #luminou daze ] for stuff relating to Luminou Daze, an OC lore story

[ #kims art ] or [ #kimulo's art ] for any of my art

[ #kims doodles ] for doodles

[ #riftbreaker ] for anything in general relating to my OC lore

[ #bored as hell ] for things i do on impulse

[ #reblog chain boi ] for tag + reblog things

[ #normal reblog ] for posts I reblog because i like the contents

[ #funny reblog ] for comedic reposts

[ #negative vent ] or [#vent] for venting

[ #vagueposting ] for vagueposting. ill try to avoid doing it, but i tend to get scared with 1-on-1 confrontations and... yeah. if you want me to take it down, contact me CALMLY.

[ #kimulo's opinions ] for opinions and debates (if youre only following my acc for my art or stories, please mute this tag!)

[ #opinions in polls ] for polls

[ #strawpage chaos ] for strawpage things

CHARACTER TAG LIST: here

DNI List:

General DNI stuff, BUT I am fine with adults interacting with me as long as they aren't 18+ only accounts.

If you use ANY kind of generative AI frequently (chat gpt, art bots, c.ai or anything similar). There is a difference between generative AI (stealing) and analytical AI (actually helpful and doesn't steal).

If you support Axie/soopersouper on twt (groomer, p3d0) or Haley of ha1touch studios (p3d0, groomer, transphobe). DO NOT HARRASS THEM, just block them, and if you share any circles with them, please report them!

Think abstaining from voting in 2024's election was the way to go/or you voted red. If you did do one of these things but now realise it wasn't the way to go, I'm fine with that, and this doesn't apply to you.

Fandom List:

PRIMARY: {What I am most inclined to post about}

Kirby

Vocaloid

Splatoon

YDKJ

SECONDARY: {May occasionally post about}

Layton

Ace Attorney

Rayman

Chainsaw Man

BFB/TPOT

Rhythm Heaven

Project SEKAI

No Straight Roads

Scott Pilgrim

PROJECT MILGRAM

Great God Grove

MINDWAVE

TERITARY: {More inclined to discuss in private servers/dms, mainly because of problematic parts}

Happy Tree Friends (poorly stereotyped depictions of ocd, ptsd and did)

Khonjin House (i am aware the og creator is a very bad person (joked about palestine and is attempting to cover it up bad, plus has harassed quite a few people) so i am tempted to make my own designs for the characters and throw them into my lore so i dont have to associate them with the og creator)

CONSIDERING: {May not be part of, but considering getting into}

Dungeons and Dragons

Homestuck (yes i am serious)

OC Permissions:

This will depend on the character, but general rules are

Fanart is welcome! Feel free to ping me for it!

Suggestive stuff is only ok on some characters, DO ASK FOR WHICH CHARACTERS ARE OK TO DRAW SUGGESTIVE STUFF ON!!

No NSFW, I am a minor, plus I don't want to see it in the first place.

Please ask if you're unsure of anything, my attention span isn't great and i only have 7-ish references so far.

That's all for now! {Last updated: 25/1/2025}

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Ok, so this drawing from my deviant art account (@/booloocrew for those interested) was originally for inktober. It still is going to be posted there during the event, but I just couldn’t help posting this now. Plus it acts as a sweet, sweet promotion! Score!

From left to right:

- Guy Towers as the Wolfman

- Bob Sharp as a devil

- Cookie Masterson as a mummy

- Donny Wright as a chained ghost

- Buzz Lippman as Dracula.

- Alexis "Baby Diva" Angel as a monster

- Raul Garderner as The Phantom of the Opera.

- Josh "Schmitty" Schmittienstein as Frankenstein's monster

- Helen Beverly as a witch

- Nate Shapiro as a zombie.

- Kim Baker as a spider

- Chad Cheeseman (not pictured) as the guy taking the photo.

Check out my deviant art for more!

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(CLOSED THIS BLOG IS NOW CLOSED IM NOT INTO JACKBOX ANYMORE) Obligatory Intro/Rules Post

EDIT: im just leaving this up for archive im sorry its been like 3 years or something im just not into it anymore and also i really hate tumblr now so bye ,HI there so i decided to make a jackbox ask blog yeehaw  RULES/BYF - I’ll take suggestive jokes but that’s it, anything directly nsfw or super grossout humor, hard NO  - This will be all based on my hcs so yea  - I’ll also have some ocs here, just so you know  - Also please specify which hosts you’re asking, just so things don’t get confusing - Nothing super vulgar or gorey, I wanna keep this blog at least somewhat light hearted  - Please at least try to be respectful - DNI if Racist, Homophobic, TERFs, Proshippers/MAP, NFT bros, you get the point, hopefully. I’ll block you on sight if that’s the case CHARACTERS OPEN FOR ASKS (will be updated) Note, if (HC Name) is next to the name, that’s mean its a name in my headcannons) YDKJ:  - Nate Shapiro (YDKJ Vol 1) - Guy Towers (YDKJ Sports) - Bob Headrush Towers (HC Name) (Headrush) - Josh “Schmitty” Schmitstinstein (you already know tbh) - Cookie Masterson - Baby Diva (Headrush) - Milian (Headrush) - Buzz Lippman (Vol 2) - Jack Cake (UK) - Murray (UK) - Donny (2011) - Chad (2011) - Kim (2011) - Gerard (5th Dimentia)  - Alec (HC Name) (Mock 2)  - Raul  - Helen  - Troy Stevens Pack One:  - Dot (Drawful) - May Schmitstinstien (HC Name) (Lie Swatter) - Tater Sack WordSpud (HC Name) (Word Spud) Pack Two:  - M.O.T.H.E.R. (Earwax) - Oliver Saline (HC Name) (Bidiots) - Greg, Linda, Meegan, Kent, Gavin (Bomb Corp) Pack Three:  - Guess Doe (HC Name) (Guesspionage) - [REDACTED] (TMP) - The Tournament Master (Tee KO)  Pack Four:  - Gene (STI) - Todd (STI) - Sam Schmitstistien (Civic Doodle) - Old Man (Civic Doodle) - Dandelion Schmitstistien (Bracketteering) - Felicia Doombringer (Monster Seeking Monster) Pack Five:  - Glargan O’Toe (Zeeple Dome) - Mayonnaise Masterson (Split The Room) - Toby and Lena (Patently Stupid) - Beatrice (HC Name) (Full Stream) Pack Six:  - Captain Chuck Hull (Joke Boat) - D.O.D.E. (Push The Button) - Dr. Ro (HC Name) (Role Models) - Daisy, AKA The Keeper (HC Name) (Dictionarium) Pack 7:  - Snickerdoodle Masterson (HC Name) (Champ’d Up) - Linda Pants (Champ’d Up) - Cheesecake Masterson (HC Name) (Talking Points) - Bonnie Robinson (HC Name) (Blather Round) - Seymore Vine (HC Name) (Devils And The Details)  Pack 8:  - Percy Tippet (HC Name) (Weapons Drawn) - Lady Navy (HC Name) (Weapons Drawn)  - M. Bubz (Job Job) - Laverne Caverne (Poll Mine) - The Wheel Of Enormous Proportions (TWOEP) Pack 9 - Rue Meringue (Roomerang)  - Nikolas (Junktopia  - Prof Nanners (Nonsensory)

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and here's some sample lines also reposted under the cut. It’s a very old post, so some stuff might not be current w my knowledge of ydkj or Jackbox canon

Cookie: "Hey, Cookie Masterson here, and...hold on." *sound of shuffling papers* "I have just been informed that this game has replaced Match Game's time slot...which means we are legally required to censor any non-network approved swear words with a slide-whistle sound effect, like this one." *slide whistle, audience laughing*

Cookie: *mischievous* "Oh, my dear celebrity host...I apologize in advance, but I'm totally going to abuse the *slide whistle* outta this. Cue the intro!"

(theme music plays)

"Tonight, alongside my celebrity co-host, three talented players will compete in the hit trivia game where high culture and pop-culture collide! They must decode the weirdly-worded questions, know about everything from comic book geeks to freaky shrieks, and try not to cringe while doing so, in order for the chance to win up to one-hundred thousand dollars! Talk about a stack of cash. And if you think that sounds like a crazy idea for a game show, well,"

SLAM!

Audience: "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!"

"And now, here's your co-host for today's show...it's Kayne West! Just kidding, it's Kim Kardashian!"

***

Cookie: "Hey, Cookie Masterson here, and tonight's episode is brought to by the fine folks at ABC...because without them, I would've been known as either the guy who bullied his interns so bad that they quit, or the guy who announced for Troy Stevens' failed game show. And none of those look good on a resume, let me tell you." *audience laughter* "I'll be here all night! Cue the intro!"

(theme music plays)

"Tonight, alongside my celebrity co-host, three talented players will compete in the hit trivia game where high culture and pop-culture collide! They must decode the weirdly-worded questions, know about everything from golf putts to famous mutts, and try not to cringe while doing so, in order for the chance to win up to one-hundred thousand dollars! Talk about a stack of cash. And if you think that sounds like a crazy idea for a game show, well,"

SLAM!

Audience: "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!"

"And now, here's your co-host for today's show...it's Troy Stevens! Just kidding, it's Peewee Herman!"

***

Cookie: "What's up, Weird Al? You got anymore parodies in the works, or can you teach me how to escape the lawyers for a second? Like how the *slide whistle* do you do parodies without getting sued for copyright infringement?" (beat) "Asking for a friend."

Weird Al: "Well, the singers have to approve the parodies before we publish them. Do you have an approval system, Cookie?"

Cookie: "If they hate em', too late em', as I always say. Actually, no I don't. But we're just going to ignore that fact for the sake of the punchline, and for the sake of introducing our contestants on time for once. Weird Al, who do we have here tonight?"

***

Kim Kardashian: "Cookie? Where the *slide whistle* are you? Hello?"

Nate Shapiro: "Uh, hey, Kim, this is Nate Shapiro. Cookie is going to be absent for this question, he said he needed to run away from a serial killer. Yeah, I don't believe that for one second either."

Kim: "Of course he did." *audience laughter* "Are you taking his place?"

Nate: "Depends. Are you...taking me to mine, perhaps?" *audience ooooohs*

Kim: *unamused* "....I'm married."

Nate: *trying to flirt* "Oh, I'm so sorry, m'am, I didn't mean to upset the most prettiest star in the world like that..."

Kim: *unamused* "Can you just please read the question?"

Nate: *shifting gears* "Uh- Sure thing. Contestants, remember, this question is worth double the moolah, so at least pretend to listen up, k? The category is...Jack to the Future, and it's worth 6,000 dollars. The time starts as soon as the question is read. Ready? Here we go."

"Suppose Cookie Masterson got bored one day and just so happened to find Doc Brown's delorean sitting in the parking lot, keys left out and everything. If he then traveled back to the same century that the Jack in the Box was created, what major historical event might he complain about upon his return?

A - 'Wait, Christopher Columbus was going the wrong way on purpose?!?'

B - 'Why does the Mona Lisa not have eyebrows? It's weird!'

C- 'Who in their right mind would name a settlement New England?"

or

D- 'Ok, Saint Petersberg is the single most dumbest name for a city ever.'"

DING!

"Samantha?"

"Uh...C?"

"Aw, good try, sweetie, but that's the wrong answer. Anyone else?"

DING!

"Peter?"

"B!"

"Sorry...but you're correct!" *beat, for applause* "The Jack in the Box was invented in the 1500s, and the painting of the Mona Lisa was completed sometime between 1503-1513. And unlike the Jack in the Box, the completed painting would never give young children nightmares...except for Cookie, I guess. Still don't get why he thinks its uncanny, but whatever, I don't judge.

Now, where were we..."

Cookie: (unamused) "Nate, stop flirting with Kim Kardashian and get back to work!" *beat* "Well, I never thought I'd say that...but here we are, I guess. Thanks for holding up the place while I was gone."

Kate: "No problem, Cookie."

***

Schmitty: "Hi, folks, and welcome to You Don't Know Jack!" *applause* "I'm your host for tonight, Schmitty, filling in for the celebrity guest who cancelled last minute-" *he glares at the ceiling* "-and the replacement upstairs who refuses to come down!"

Cookie: "Gee, thanks for the compliment. You know I have a job up here, right?"

***

Anthony Anderson: "Uh...Cookie? You there?"

Quizmaster Jack: "Hallo! Ich bin Quizmaster Jack! Cookie musste Wurst kaufen. Er ist gleich wieder da!"

*audience laughter*

Anthony Anderson: "I'm...going to have to ask you to speak English."

Quizmaster: (angrily) "Moment, du sprichst kein Deutsch?!? Cookie hat mir etwas anderes gesagt! Dieser blöde Idiot hat mich schon wieder ausgetrickst! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!"

Anthony Anderson: "I...hope that wasn't a curse. Anyways, let's attempt to keep this show on the road, shall we? (beat) Does anyone have an extra question card?"

***

REDACTED: "Hi there, Ariana Grande! You can call me REDACTED, and I'm here to play a round without Cookie interfering with my plans!"

Ariana Grande: "Uh...what's with the filter?"

REDACTED: "None of your business, that is, if you want to live. Just know that I take death very seriously...after all, I oversee it in my day-to-day life."

Contestant: "So you're a mortician?"

(unamused) "No, Stephen, I'm a serial killer. Way to ruin the joke." *pitied audience laughter* "Anyway, the category is...It came from the Feargrounds. Contestants, this question is worth 4,000 dollars and the time starts as soon as the question is read. So listen up, or you'll surely regret it."

"If Pennywise wanted to scare a Coulrophobe and feed on its fear, what should they transform into to most effectively frighten the child?

A- An old hag, for the person fears ugliness.

B- A violent blizzard, for the person fears snow.

C- A fast-ticking clock, for the person fears time.

or

D- Nothing, for the person already fears clowns."

DING!

"Olivia!"

"D."

"Correct!" *beat as the audience claps* "A Coulrophobe is a person deathly afraid of clowns, so you wouldn't have to do much if you're already a murder clown anyways. And hey, at least somebody knows their fears. Makes it easier to murder people...especially up and coming female pop-stars!"

*Ariana gasps in fear*

REDACTED: "Sike, I was just kidding. I would never murder an icon like you. Loved your work on No Tears Left to Cry, by the way. It's a total bop."

Ariana: (still startled) "Thanks..."

Cookie: (interrupting) "REDACTED, are you done with the question yet? I've got a show to run."

REDACTED: "Already finished. But my reign of terror is just beginning...see y'all at Trivia Night!"

Cookie: "I will. (beat) Yeah, I totally won't. That guy's a psycho."

Ariana: "I can see that."

Electronic Media  1996-05-20: Vol 15 Iss 21 and in a old stream, harry gottlieb talks about the pilot for the original ydkj tv show (not 2001)

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Cookie as Cartman and Kim as Wendy

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Mavis: You guys got sound effects other than glass breaking and farting'? ...Think I got a siren.

Kim: I don't know, let me see what I can get on freesoundeffects.com.

Helen: Oop, Cookie’s gonna behead a chicken this episode. Does anyone have one of those Yak Bak machines?

(Source: Retsupurae of Raven Rage's Let's Play of Super Mario Brothers 3)

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Kim: You're crazy! All of you! Certifiable, in need of medication!

(Source: Batman Beyond)

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Kim: Helen said it looked like the sort of script that was written after midnight on the last day of Christmas vacation.

Mavis: What did you say?

Kim: What could I say? I congratulated her on her remarkable insight.

(Source: Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!)

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Mavis: Oh, I know I should just ignore her. But Binjpipe is such a—

Kim: CARROT!

Mavis:

Mavis: ...I had another word in mind.

(Source: Rainbow Magic: The Movie)

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Nate: 'Scuse me, scary computer thing? Where are you taking us?

Binjpipe: The attitude adjustment center.

Schmitty: Isn't that the high school?

Binjpipe: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit.

Nate: Yep, high school.

(Source: Kim Possible, a sitch in time)