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The Princess Bride (1973) by William Goldman
Cover art by Ted CoConis
Ballantine Books, July 1974 First Paperback Edition
As Florin and Guilder teeter on the verge of war, the reluctant Princess Buttercup is devastated by the loss of her true love, kidnapped by a mercenary and his henchman, rescued by a pirate, forced to marry Prince Humperdinck, and rescued once again by the very crew who absconded with her in the first place. In the course of this dazzling adventure, she'll meet Vizzini—the criminal philosopher who'll do anything for a bag of gold; Fezzik—the gentle giant; Inigo—the Spaniard whose steel thirsts for revenge; and Count Rugen—the evil mastermind behind it all. Foiling all their plans and jumping into their stories is Westley, Princess Buttercup’s one true love and a very good friend of a very dangerous pirate.
#book cover art#cover illustration#cover art#the princess bride#william goldman#ted coconis#fantasy#sci fi and fantasy#romantic fantasy#romance#romantacy#I love how this cover has nothing to do with anything in the book#inconceivable
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Sleep power coming in clutch
#kirby#kirby and the forgotten land#katfl spoilers#hoshi no kirby#morpho knight#hoshi no kaabii#Finally beat this motherfucker and the game so I can nap easily#hey did u know if u nap u can get double the hp#i. forgot about this#until I went 'wait I'm supposed to be dead why am I still going'#some may ask#'but Aseuki you cosplayed Morpho how did you not finish the game yet'#LISTEN#I am.#the Worst Gamer Alive#I needed to collect all the dees#you expect me to abandon all the wawas#like some kind of MONSTER???#inconceivable#aseukiart#fanart
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Fae Boysen
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I can't be thinking about Fae Boysen (ミ⚆`³⚆ミ)
And definitely can't think about him being a lord or knight in the autumn realm and being a love rival.
I surely can't
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OK but i need to know if price allows his wife to trim his beard …can you please write a drabble on it to feed my price addiction
Oh, absolutely!! I bet it’s easier for him to have someone he trusts cut his hair for him. His beard, though—I imagine he grooms it himself (too many oh, sir, you should cut it this way—), and he prefers a straight razor over a blade. If he really, really trusts you, he'll let you do it for him, but he's been grooming his beard since he was 28, and so. No one does it better than he does.
His hair, however? He considers it a free cut.
》 WARNINGS: Um. Just some domestic bliss, really. Bantering. Allusions to sexual content, PTSD, and trust issues (not as serious as it sounds; just briefly mentioned). This is basically just gratuitous fluff. This was written with absolutely no discernible characteristics for the Reader—gender-neutral reader 》 WORD COUNT: 1,9k
"Hold still."
"Holdin' as still as I can, love."
His words are thick—little more than a grumble rasped into the collar of his shirt, distorted from the tilt of his head, chin resting on his sternum.
To someone else, his tone might be misconstrued as waspish; a scathing snap sawed between his clenched teeth, and coloured in a thick paint of impatience.
But you know him more than most, and the huffiness of his tone only serves to amuse you.
(Your irascible man.)
Still.
Your fingers snake through the overgrown locks on the top of his hand until you have a fistful trapped tight between each of your digits, and then you tug just so. A warning. Not enough to hurt him, of course, but enough that it makes him tense—makes him groan.
His voice loses the surly pinch, and sounds decidedly breathless—a fact that makes you stifle a grin.
"Gonna start somethin' you can't finish, you bloody minx."
"Gonna cut your skin if you don't stop wriggling around," you volley back.
He huffs, shoulders slumping down with his sharp exhale. "Just get on with it. Getting stiff sittin' like this."
You ease off the clutch of his hair, but keep the locks between your fingers, eyeing the length, before nodding to yourself, and bringing the scissors close to the tuffs spilling out.
The snipping sound of the shears cutting through his hair fills your small washroom. His shoulders seem to relax, if only slightly, as you work.
You cut the locks between your pinky and ring finger shorter than the rest, and wince.
"You know," you murmur, brows furrowing as you try to gauge whether or not it's passable enough to be overlooked, or if you'll need to cut all of it shorter to match. "You could go to a barber. A professional."
He grunts. You know what he's going to say before he says it, and you wordlessly mimic the words that leave his lips:
"Cheaper this way, ain't it?" He drops his chin when you nudge his head.
Cutting his hair has become a small tradition between you, one that started a few months into your relationship when he showed up at your door, three hours late to a planned date with a bucket hat on his head, and a package of forget-me-nots in his hand (seeds, he said, because flowers will wilt and die in a day but if you plant them in your garden, they'll regrow forever). His hair was longer than usual, curling just under his chin, and the sight of him—so frazzled and unkempt compared to how put together he normally was—made something inside of you ache.
He'd rushed here as soon as he could, complaining that his flight was delayed, and his barber quit on him, and all the while, your fingers itched with the urge to run them through his overgrown locks, to feel the silken hair against your palm.
(To grip tight and not let go.)
The words slipped out with very little conscious thought: I can cut it for you.
He seemed almost caught off-guard, but the obvious discomfort of having his hair tickle the nape of his neck made his acquiescence much easier.
You discovered that night just how much you liked having his hair in your hands, and he seemed to realise that fucking you against the wall, while you tugged on his freshly cut hair, in lieu of payment was much more preferable than dealing with a barber.
"No," he grouses. "They're always goin' on 'bout undercuts, and tryin'a get me to shave my chops, and I ain't dealin' with that when I 'ave you."
"Free labour?"
"Hardly." He scoffs. "Gonna break my damned back one of these days, you bloody—"
"—hold still, love," the stolen endearment makes him shudder, but he quiets when you rest the flat of the blade over the crest of his ear, cutting the overgrown hair around his sideburns. "That's it. Good boy."
"Keep playing with me, love, and I'll show you who's a good—"
Another tug. His scorching words taper off into a growl.
"You don't seem to complain much when you pull me in for another round—ah, ah—" You tug his hair again when he moves, fighting a wide grin. The plastic handles of the scissors slide back until it arches off the back of your hand, thumb brushing the loose hair from behind his ear. "God, you're so stubborn. You want to get cut, don't you?"
"Trust you not to leave me a bloody mess by the end of this."
With his chin dipped so far down into his collar, his words are honey-thick and robust, and the deep cadence alone makes your toes curl in your slippers.
"Trust me that much, hmm?"
Despite the transparent barb, the tease in your slightly breathless tone, he doesn't hesitate. "With my life."
"Aren't you a charmer?"
"Almost done? I'll show you how charming I can be—"
"Nearly. Would've finished an hour ago if you'd keep still."
He grumbles again, but the words are swallowed by the snip of the scissors. An impasse blooms in the scant space between your front, and his broad back. Comfortable, like all silences with him have become. Despite your griping, cutting his hair is soothing—intimate in a way you'd never come to expect it to be.
It might be the explicit trust he places in your hands when you direct him to tilt his chin for you at a mere tap against his jaw, or the crown of his head. Wordlessly following your commands as soon as they're conveyed.
To anyone else, such a display is commonplace, but you've been through the thick of everything to know that exposing his neck in such a vulnerable way to you, and so soon after a mission, is more meaningful than any declaration of trust could ever be. The innate drive to protect his fragile pieces from harm often leads to him flinching away from the sharp end of the shears, but it diminishes just as quickly as it rears, and he sits, docile and accommodating, for you. Allowing you this minuscule power over him.
Maybe that's why he refuses to see a barber, opting to let you chop his hair in whichever style you deem attractive instead. Explaining to someone else why he's so tense, why he sometimes can't stifle the small jerk when cold metal kisses the nape of his neck, seems tiresome. The unneeded opening of a barely healed scab.
It was a battle getting him to open up to you, to let you invade his space, and squeeze through the splinters in his resolve when it became clear that you weren't going anywhere that wasn't with him.
The thought of it alone warms you. The ache in your joints from holding your hands still, cutting through the thick tufts of hair, feels like a small burden in comparison to what he's shown you with this.
It's been barely five hours since he touched down at Heathrow. His duffle bag is still packed. His fatigues are still on. He hadn't even showered off the stench of the mission, or scoured the blood and dirt from between his nails, and yet—
You tap his cheek. His head lifts, and then lists to the side. The smooth curve of his neck is exposed. His exterior vein throbs through his sun-kissed skin.
Affection blossoms in your chest.
"Missed you."
The words are barely a whisper, but his eyes peel open, icy blue finding yours as you lean over him, getting the last patch of hair near his temple.
John says nothing in response, but he doesn't have to. You see it all—feel it. The vein in his neck throbs more intensely as his heart rate picks up, and that alone is more than an echoed sentiment in return. It's enough.
But still:
His hand lifts with a deliberate slowness until the pads of his fingers kiss your wrist. He burns red-hot—skin just as fiery as his temper—and the warmth of his rough skin bleeds into you when he wraps his full palm over your arm, thumb brushing your flesh in a distinct pattern.
When you recognise it, you falter.
It isn't quite Morse code, but it's something he taught you on the eighth date when you asked if the wordless hand signals were accurate in the movie you'd just seen. His hand found yours as he led you out of the theatre, and down the cold, wet streets of Liverpool.
"No," he snorted, derisively. And then spent the three blocks back to your flat showing you the different commands they used in the SAS, and the ones he taught his men. "If you can, skin on skin is better. Less likely to be seen. We save it for hostage situations. Like this—"
Blisteringly intense cerulean never wavers from yours as he lets you feel the words he rasps over your skin.
You try not to tremble with the shears pressed too close to his skin, and quietly pull them away. He watches as you place them on the ledge of the vanity, hand never releasing yours.
You brush the loose hair from his shoulders, trying to hide a smile.
"All done."
John hums, the noise a crackling ember that fills the hush in the room, and notches between your ribs where it sticks against your thudding heart.
"What's the verdict?"
"Why don't you see for yourself?"
Loose hair falls from his shoulders when he stands until it dusts across the tile below his feet. He leans over the sink, shaking his head above the basin, before settling, angling his chin as he takes in your shoddy handiwork.
"Looks good."
You snort. "Sure. I'll have to go over it once you finish showering because someone wouldn't sit still long enough for me to clip around your crown, and—"
He turns to face you, and the playful diatribe is cut off when his warm palms fit against your hips. It's his turn to tug, and he does so with a sharp jerk of his wrists, pulling you taut to his chest.
His eyes bore down into yours, mirthful blue. "Yes, yes," his eyes roll briefly toward the ceiling, lips curling into a soft smirk. "But someone kept tryin'a clip my ears, and pullin' on my hair."
"Someone, eh?" You volley coyly, reaching up, and curling your fingers into the bristles of hair spilling from his cheeks.
At your gentle touch, his expression shifts to contemplative. His chin tilts when your nails graze his skin.
"You like my beard, don't you?"
Your brow lifts in question. "Yes, you know I do. Why? The boys making fun of you for it?"
"Gaz said I looked like an Edwardian lord—" you snort at the comparison. He pinches your side. "Watch it."
"Is that all?"
"Soap said they're grabable."
"Yeah, they are," you purr, taking in as much as you can in your fists. "Very steerable, too. But why is Soap concerned about that?"
"Said someone could grab 'em. Drag me by 'em, and—"
"Like his mohawk?"
He concedes your point with a flash of teeth. "You don't think I need to trim 'em?"
"And lose my handlebars? No way—"
His darken. "Dirty little thing, aren't you?"
"For you? Always."
"Mmm," he tilts his chin down, and presses his mouth to yours, teeth nipping your bottom lip. "Insatiable little minx."
"You love it."
"You know I do." His hands tighten on your hips, fingers digging into your flesh. When you peer up at him, his pelagic gaze turns turbid with desire. "Now, about your payment…"
#captain john price#john price x reader#fluff only on a yey fic??#inconceivable#UM#i promise i'll edit this later#(maybe)#captain john price x reader#john price#captain price x reader#captain price#cod drabbles#cod price#price x reader#price x you
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The British museum be like:
#meme#memes#the princess bride#the british museum#funny#princess buttercup#westley#inigo montoya#fezzik#andre the giant#inconceivable#history#history memes
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Being the Maid of Yandere Louis James Moriarty
A/N: I kinda winged this one, if you can’t tell already. Enjoy, or don’t, I guess. Do whatever.
You were a maid at the Rockwell estate.
Fairly young, you had worked there for your entire life.
Your days consisted of tedious chores, cooking and cleaning mostly.
That is until Lord Rockwell suddenly took in three wards.
You heard passing rumors from other servants, about the incident at the Moriarty manor.
The count and his wife, along with all of their servants, tragically lost their lives in a terrible fire. Nothing was spared, except the count’s children, who were left orphaned.
Although no one seemed to mention the adopted child that had also perished in the fire…
You felt pity for the boys, only a few years younger than yourself. Especially the youngest.
The eldest son, Albert, was busy with duties as the heir to the earldom while the second son, William, was soon enrolled in school.
That left the youngest, Louis, alone.
And, although you don’t like to admit it, you felt slight trepidation at first.
The boys were withdrawn, which could only be expected, but they didn’t seem to have an air of grief about them. More so, the atmosphere appeared almost like a cold sense of resolution.
But, when you laid eyes on his bandaged face, you felt guilty for your thoughts.
Ashamed, you made it a point to be especially kind to the boys. But, your efforts mostly went to Louis, who remained in the house most of the time.
Initially, Louis was rather confused by your attention. You seemed to go out of your way to speak with him. Whether it was just greeting him or asking how his day was.
He didn’t know why you were so interested in him, rather than Albert, the eldest, or William, the prodigy.
Most people disregarded him, the adopted, scarred boy from the slums, with neither age or intelligence to make him stand out in a particular way.
Still, he remained cordial to you. He was even somewhat grateful to learn firsthand how to manage a household.
Soon enough, it became common for the two of you to be seen together, whether it was doing laundry, washing dishes, or cooking in the kitchen.
It was tedious work that you were used to, but you enjoyed the time with Louis.
And you couldn’t help but think he did as well.
As time passes, Louis becomes gradually less distant, his smile becoming less of a pleasantry, more genuine.
He would also leave small gifts for you, be it a small pastry he claimed he made too much of or a flower he said was out of place in a bouquet he picked.
You're pleased by this change. Ignoring etiquette, you sometimes gently ruffled his hair just to see him get flustered. Or you would hug him to coax a smile out of him.
If someone saw the two of you, they would have seen an older sister teasing her brother.
And it felt that way. For you, at least. For Louis…
It felt odd to think of you in such a way.
William mentions, offhandedly, how close the two of you seem to be.
Louis is startled by this observation. He’d never been particularly close to anyone except William, and Albert, to an extent.
He quickly assured his brother that you were just a maid, an innocent servant that knew nothing.
But William only smiles and says he’s happy to see Louis enjoying himself.
With his brother’s (seeming) blessing, Louis reconsiders his feelings about you.
It was obvious you viewed him as a younger sibling, if your physical affection said anything. But why did that frustrate him?
He wanted to be the only one you smiled at with that beautiful smile of yours. He felt irritated whenever you gave one in passing to a male servant.
Fortunately, it was easy to use his young age to his advantage. He would grab at your skirt like a child trying to get someone’s attention. It was shameless, but effective as you would turn to him with a smile.
Or he would pretend to be confused about how to prepare a meal, just to have your attention to himself.
It was easy when he was younger, but those tricks wouldn’t work as he got older.
So how could he keep you to himself?
As years passed, the two of you grew older.
Your relationship now turned a few more heads. Why would a simple maid be so close to the son of a count? You heard this among other whispers as you passed servants in the halls.
It was endearing, at first, to see a maid so attentive to her young master. Now, however, it made it look as if you were just a tad too ambitious. Could you be trying to raise your social status by seducing a young nobleman?
The entire idea scandalized you so much that you made an effort to shape up, acting more professional around Louis, who obviously notices you becoming more distant.
It’s difficult trying to maintain a proper relationship, between a servant and their master, with him. But you figured it was for the best, since he came of age and wouldn’t remain in the Rockwell estate forever.
This was inevitable, and you had resigned yourself to that…
Louis, however…
He isn't oblivious to the rumors, so he doesn’t blame you for becoming distant. However, he refuses to accept this. You’ve become someone precious to him.
So, he asks his brother for his advice…
For reasons unknown to you, your life had become increasingly hostile at the Rockwell manor. Rumors followed you everywhere, along with disdainful looks. You noticed items of yours disappearing. Pins were stuck in your uniform and broken glass in your shoes.
Who would do such a thing?
Your only solace was Louis, who remained loyal even in the wake of your distant behavior towards him. He comforted you as you confessed all that happened.
Ultimately, it all culminates in someone - you only saw a shadow - pushing you down the large staircase, causing you to break a leg. The one who found you lying at the base in a heap was Louis…
Carrying you to the servant’s quarters, Louis softly proposes something to you.
Albert has purchased a house, in the quiet town of Durham. Somewhat old, but furnished. He and his brothers were to move there soon.
As he bandages your leg, he asks for you to come with him. He can’t bear to see you suffer here any longer. There won’t be too much work, his brothers and he weren’t demanding. There was always a place for you.
As you tear up and hug him, for the first time in a while, Louis smiles to himself.
#yandere#male yandere#yandere blog#yanderecore#yandere louis james moriarty#yandere moriarty the patriot#yandere yuukoku no moriarty#yuukoku no moriarty#moriarty the patriot#a post? within a month?#inconceivable#just let me ramble
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i think my most abnormal fandom trait is i'm incapable of being attracted to characters who represent the oppressive establishment even if they're hot. like every day i find out about a new guy i didn't know we were putting in the simping pool because i just can't fathom thinking anyone who's besties with the government is sexy. even uniforms don't get me 90% of the time. i don't think "hey sailor 😏" i think "is there a problem officer?" and the Careless Whisper playing in the background ceases instantly. go change into your civvies and have a breakdown over the innocent blood on your hands shed in the name of preserving the System and don't shave for a week and i MIGHT consider.
#roy mustang is about as close as it gets but he's actively overthrowing the government he's in and nothing is hotter than that#but like this is why i was so surprised the zeff vs garp poll had garp winning for hotness like HUH???#sexy pirate dad who can cook is RIGHT THERE and you want the guy who's sucking the government's ding dong so hard he lets his grandson die??#inconceivable#fandom#hear me out cake#kinda#shipping#simping#blorbos#government#anti establishment#punk
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I agree with the anon, you're definetly a celebrity. *throws a tiny flower at you*
(Pls dont be allergic)
YOU STARTED ALL OF THIS!!!
#Gosh I love the lil hat#FUN FACT : I am a HUGE flowers person#If I have guests over there will always be flowers out#and on birthdays#and holidays#and celebrations#needless to say i love flowers and this made me so unreasonably happy#What am I supposed to do now that I apparently have celebrity status??#POST REGULARLY???#inconceivable#g/t#giant/tiny#g/t community#g/t shitpost#entodraws
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My cat ‘helping’ me put my granny square quilt together. Pending sewing! Second picture is final quilt sorting.
#crochet#crochetblr#my project#rainbow gradient#scrap yarn only#wip#finally posting something I made to my own tumblr?#inconceivable#loving the process so far!#will try to remember to show once finished with sewin
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Incorrect BH6 Quotes
(Gogo is passed out in bed recovering from a bad cold)
Honey Lemon (Whispers to Baymax and Hiro, who came over to check in on her): She talks in her sleep.
(Flashback)
Gogo (Asleep as she threateningly grumbles): I'm gonna rip your head off. I'm gonna rip your damn head off grandma.
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(BH6 repeatedly foils Obake's plans and he utters "Inconceivable" each time)
Obake (Growls): Inconceivable!
Globby (Puts a hand on his hip): You know, you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Obake (Gives Globby death glare)
#gogo tomago#gogo bh6#bh6 gogo#honey lemon#honey lemon bh6#bh6 honey lemon#globby#bh6 globby#globby bh6#obake#obake bh6#bh6 obake#bob aken#incorrect quotes#incorrect bh6 quotes#incorrect big hero 6 quotes#incorrect big hero six quotes#big hero 6 the series#big hero six the series#bh6 the series#bh6#big hero 6#big hero six#<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3#funny#XD#inconceivable#disney#disney xd#disney channel
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Kathryn Card and Raymond Burr on Perry Mason. Kathryn played Lucy's mom on the I Love Lucy show. She was Mrs. McGillicuddy. For some reason, this makes me very happy, but I digress. In this episode, Perry just got this woman to admit that she gave a gun to the kid when she was babysitting him, and he was restless because he liked it. Terrifying, isn't it? What could go wrong? I'll tell you... The kid accidently shot his father with the gun!! Charming! I'd never let her babysit. That's for sure. That poor boy. Thankfully, it was, finally, disclosed that the boy didn't shoot his dad. Another man did. Whew.... how do you spell relief?
#Perry Mason#Raymond Burr#Mrs. McGillicuddy#I Love Lucy#Lucy's mom#black and white TV#admission of stupidity#what's wrong with people#what could go wrong#everything#unbelievable#inconceivable#50s TV#i love Perry#great attorney#courtroom drama#love#happiness#thank you#sharing#joy#gun#classic TV#Kathryn Card#babysitter#guilty#the Case of the Deadly Toy
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Brother in Christ why would you dub Christopher Plummer
#should be illegal#Christopher Plummer#sound of music#the sound of music#text#my thoughts#just#INCONCEIVABLE
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can you fucking believe this has actually happened to me
#PEOPLE WHO AREN'T IN THOSE DND CAMPAIGNS WITH ME EVEN??#INCONCEIVABLE#FANTASIES COME TRUE#about me#posts from facebook
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- If Niles knew you were here he would never...well, forgive himself for not being here to greet you.
- Oh, he wasn't expecting me. My plans changed and I thought I'd drive up and join you all.
#this is hilarious to me#your boyfriend spending time with his ex-girlfriend who also happens to be your friend?#totally ok#your friend maaaybe dating your other friend that you definitely don't have feelings for?#inconceivable#daphne moon#niles crane#roz doyle#frasier crane#donny douglas#frasier tv#frasier edit
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okay but have we considered a chainshipping princess bride au where Lawrence is Westley (I love Cary in this movie sm) and Adam is Buttercup ?
#chainshipping#saw 2004#saw franchise#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#the princess bride#inconceivable#cary elwes#leigh whannell#james wan#I love random aus
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