#IM SUCHA BIG BRAIN
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OOOOkaay time to dump homestuck garbage on here cause although only my friends look at my barely active page, I can't ever garble my stupid gobbles out to my friends in actual person so here I am
anyways have some? domestic?? relationship? crap? headcannons đ€·
đ«John Eg fart bertâïž
typw of mfker to be out in public and just rest his head on your shoulder, causally getting groceries? in supermarket? head on shoulder. making fuckin pancake? head on shoulder. literally standing doing nothing? head on shoulder
even if he's shorter, he will do it,
don't doubt him
I think he'd have god awful pick up lines but not, like, offensive or crude, just plain stupif bad- some garbage like
"I'd bring you too the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks :("
like sneaky almost, some would genuinely be so thought out it'd just smear right over your smooth brain
fuckin- breath pick up lines, always-
"I hope you know CPR! you just took my breath away!"
whata fuckin dork
but he takes pride in that and if your interested in him you automatically become a dork yourself
you can't not get looped in with his garbage movie taste and stupid shenanigans
silly pranks with him
he'd pull pranks on you, matter fact if your his partner he'd probably pull pranks on you the most
genuinely sucha simp-
not clingy simp or overbearing simp just, yknow, can't help but go on and on about his significant other if ever brought up in a situation, probably brings them up just to do that
I think hed show physical affection in soft, gentle ways? nervous.âą
like im talking hesitantly moving to hold your hand, or doing that stupid move of yawning and placing your arm around the other person and bringing then closer
holding you by the sides of your arms, gently trailing down to hold your hands
so soft for you, an even bigger dork when its just yall, absolute bafoon, a fool for you I'd even say
he 100000% babbles about you to his friends, and your friends, and you- lmao, his whole friend group will and can not escape his wrath of adoring you
absolutely talking Jade and Rose's ear off about you cause Dave can't take another moment of it-
will tell you how amazing and cute and this and that you are
no hesitation
I think hed be more than comfortable with pda, holding hands?
yes.
face smooches?
absolutely.
picking you up like a damn bag of flour over his shoulder?
indeed.
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Gamzee Makara𧫠(gamgee maraca)
gonna be honest with you? probably a bit stinky
and not in like a swamp ass way like, he just distinctly smells like face paint and whatever who's guess at sopor slime smells like if it even has a smell-
mfker looms over you
he doesn't get like half of the words you say into his brain a lot of the time unless you specify its importance
he's trying his best
but regardless of not actually listening to your words, he loves listening to you talk, just speaking, he could stare at your face all day
like- in an unblinking manner but still lovingly
speaking of your face, that's what he'd mostly end up hugging, he's already hunched over a shit load so when he hugs you he just hugs your whole dome to his chest
probably garbles some silliness to you in a drunk/high like state, just holding you impossibly close to him and mumbling some junk like
"YoU..yOu GoT a NiCe..A nIcE fAcE..aNdD..sMeLl GoOd,,..WaRm"
I like to think the higher up on the hemospectrum(?) idk that trolls gradually get like more cold-blooded? if that makes sense?
okay like the higher it goes up the more the troll has a tough time gaining and keeping warm
he'd love warm stuff, like some big cat he'd just flop on it and purr away
you get clown makeup on your face each time he gives you a smooch, I don't make the rules
honestly would sniff you, and like, not subtly like straight "SNIIIFFFF"
can seamlessly re-create the actually honk squeek sound, but yknow, saying honk is much easier
and god forbid he finds you sitting or relaxing
all up in your biz, not like, verbally but he's already waddled over and rested his head on your lap or wrapping his arms around your waist and tugging you closer
I think hed be really mushy gushy over physical affection, not like embarrassed but he just enjoys it greatly and will do anything for you to play with his hair more
tbh a bit scary ngl, like, has that uh, union effect from Steven Universe, just sorta appears sometimes, there, observing,
he'd try and get you to eat sopor slime, he wouldnt force you but he'd definitely like, lean in with a tin of it and try and convince you, but he's not shoving it down ur gullet
probably great at taking snuggle naps, like he could most likely just drape all his limbs over you like some limp cat and just peacefully snooze away
also that whole shit of trolls having nightmares if not all snuggled up in sopor slime?
I love to believe it's canceled out by another person snuggling with them,
and that person is you of course,
you can't leave his presence without like a visable mark somewhere on you that you where around him
wether that be clown make up or sopor slime smeared somewhere on you
or you wearing his shirt, or his incredibly long pants
he's also a dork
I think hed enjoy how squishy humans are in general
he'd hold and love every part of you with a lopsided smile
hugging his arms around your hips as he leaves sloppy kisses against your tummy, smudging clown makeup on you
aahugh sleepiness is kicking in but I don't care I must persist because I'm. GAY.
Dave Strider (who names their child this)
breaking news! he's also a major dork
but in secret?
and an even bigger dork when its just yall
type of mfker to just pour his heart out to you in a way that makes you blank in the brain and then go "haha sorry that was weird" or "my bad that was probably cringe"
so unbelievably soft for you behind door, cannot do pda- for the life of him-
"hey, uh I made us a playli-" "YES."
listening to music with you at any given chance, likes sharing music genres and songs
if you dont make mention of him not smiling or laughing often around others he'll just let himself slip like that yknow?
like he'll giggle and laugh at more things, stupid, silly things,
comfortable with you to say the least
CAPE BLANKET, CAPE BLANKET, CAPE BLANKE-
like mentioned above- if you got the chance to snuggle up close to him he'd drape his silly cape over yall both,
mostly you but đ€·
probably had a god damn coronary trying to figure his feelings out
talking with Rose or John like
"I dunno the fucks wrong with me, my heart hurts and my gut feels likes its in knots like im gonna barf?- "
"you like them daveâ you like _____."
"....iïżœïżœ.....whuh??-"
stammering and studdering round you like he has a speech impediment, has words in his head but just cannot execute them at all-
not with you around
it legit don't matter to him, he will call you bro, dawg, dude, homie, homeslice? home dawg?
probably would use these in an endearing way tho, just "dude?...bro?" in a loving way
"you have a smoochable face dude"
"...fruity.."
"fuck you-"
very hesitant on touching, not that he minds, he just will mentally perish if he ever made you feel weird
he'd definitely be the mfker to when cuddling with him to just to nestle and nuzzle the top of his head into the crook of your neck
mentioning cuddling- like whilst asleep, he'll still have a part of him touching you, wether it's his foot against your calf or his entire leg draped over you
#gay people#dave strider#gamzee makara#homestuck#x reader#john egbert#headcanon#dave strider x reader#john egbert x reader#Gamzee Makara x reader#fruity
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orchid (one thing about me im always gonna choose the orchid question for you), cactus, aloe vera, + papyrus đ«¶
Nary!!! Please by all means, itâs in the name for a good reason so Iâm all for it!
orchid âąÂ whatâs a song you consider to be perfect?
Masterpiece Theatre III by Marianas Trench
cactus âąÂ something youâre currently learning (about)?
Floristry! Itâs mf hard!
aloe vera âąÂ whatâs something (mundane) you really want to experience in life?
True contentedness. Or being able to sleep and wake up when I want too. Insomnia and hypersomnia are assholes.
papyrus âąÂ if you put your âon repeatâ playlist on shuffle, whatâs the first song that comes up? what do you like about it / associate it with?
Not my old ass having to search this up cuz I didnât know it was a thing.
Song: IDWT$ by Bad Omens.
Bad Omens is probably my favourite band at the moment. Our boys are still up there donât worry. But I was an emo to metal girly with a history of 2000s pop/ pop punk/ rock that somehow branched off into kpop.
I love everything about the song. Noah (singer) does harsh vocals SO well. Itâs hard to do that. And I donât normally like harsh vocals at. All. Like no thank you sir. But Iâve seen them front row live. He does it like itâs nothing and that mixed with the clean vocals (he has sucha pretty voice) and all the quirky little sounds put into the song -> ex: the pops and guitar wah wahs and how it kind of feels like youâre on a roller coaster. Itâs just a really kickass song for me. Makes my brain produce the happy chemical. So I associate it with happiness.
Corey Taylor of Slipknot, which might be a scary band for some but theyâre a very influential metal band, said that theyâre going to be one of the next big names in metal and heâs completely right. Iâve watched it happen in real time as my partner and I have been listening to them since before they got popular. Like 300k listeners on Spotify small. And now theyâre breaking 3.5 million. Itâs been amazing to watch these guys blow up. They completely deserve the attention theyâre getting.
If you have tiktok (I donât) you mightâve heard their song âjust pretendâ great song. But they have so many more better ones.
#i can talk about bad omens for DAYYYSSS#Iâm seeing them again in the fall and IM. SO. EXCITED.#Iâm gunning for front row again because I really want a pic or drum stick#thatâs where I get lucky. Iâm almost always front row at general seating concerts and I almost ALWAYS get something from one of the bands#when I saw bad omens the first time one of the openers guitarists hand delivered me his pic#like he wouldnât let anyone else take it besides me#I was BESIDE. MYSELF because I knew and liked the opening band too#THANK YOU NARY#joonary#asks#ask games#ask games with yoon#ms.mailboxđŹ
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dude he was having the time of his life with the kidsđ„ș
#egads! it speaks!#uncle buck#HES SO SWEET#WHENWJWNWNNDNEMWNSN#LIKE THEY FRIGGIN ADORE HIM#HES JUST#HHHHHHHHHHHHH#OUUUUUUUUGH OUGH HADA IDEER#MATCHING BOWLING SHIRTSSSSSSSS#OUGHHHHHHHHH#IM SUCHA BIG BRAIN#ANYWAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK#HE HAS HIS NAME MONOGRAMMED ON HIS SHIRTTTTTTTđđđđđđđđ#PLEASE#THASSO CUTE#OUGH I JUST LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH HE DESERVES EVERYTHING#HE IS SO BIG THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE STORED IN HIM HHHHHHHHHH#WNSNNWNWNWWNNWMW#IRLLY RLLY WANNA HUG HIM SO MUCH OH SGOSH#banana pancakesđ„đ
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18(oral sex)+37 w oikawa and iwazumi where oikawa doesn't know how to make reader cum and mentions that to iwa, who offers himself to show how is doneđ€đ„”
JESUS CHRIST NONNIE THIS WAS SUCHA BIG BRAINED IDEA I LOVE U IM GONNA STEAL UR BRAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT EHEHEHEHEHEH
send me a character and 1-2 numbers & i'll write you a lil drabble<3
wc: 797
cw: nsfw, minors dni (pls have age in bio or dm it to me), oral sex (female receiving), cucking
âzu zu!â you call from the couch at the sight of the man coming through the door with toru. âwhat are you doing here?â
the men share a look before toru turns to you with a sheepish grin. âi may have mentioned⊠something⊠at one time or another⊠and iwa⊠uh⊠offered his assistance.â
you raise an eyebrow at the cryptic answer, but shrug off toruâs behavior and turn back to the show youâre fixated on. the boys donât hesitate to drop their stuff at the door and kick off their shoes, coming to rest on either side of you.
thereâs a certain tension in the air - one that hangs thickly around you. you donât remember anything in the house needing to be fixed, if that's what toru had referred to earlier. so instead, you just wait for the truth to come to light.
that certainly doesnât take long.
toruâs hands creep over your thigh, squeezing the muscle. you turn to him and see a lazy smile creep across his lips. he leans in and kisses you once, twice, before you pull away and jerk your head towards iwa.
âitâs okay, just let it happen.â
âlet what happen?â your question goes unanswered as toru kisses you again, leaving iwa to his own devices.
you feel a hand on your other thigh, prying your legs open. even with your eyes closed, you know itâs not toruâs. his hands are soft, which is rare for a setter. this hand is rough.
you pull away from the kiss to find iwa lifting himself off the couch to settle between your legs.
âum, what are you doing?â
a hand on your cheek steers your gaze back to toru. âiwaâs just helping us out. he said that heâd, uh⊠show me the ropes.â
you laugh and understand. âso thatâs what this is about.â
toru smiles cheekily, thumb running along the underside of your jaw. âso⊠do you mind?â
âi guess not.â you shrug, lifting your hips off the couch so that iwa can pull your shorts and panties off. âdo you mind?â
âanything to help me please my princess.â his voice is sickeningly sweet as his lips meet yours again. you lean into the kiss, shrugging off the peculiar feeling of iwaâs hands wrapping around your thighs.
âyou can tell me to stop anytime,â he pipes up for the first time since arriving. you nod, too entranced in the little thing toru does with his teeth on your lips.
iwaâs breath is hot on your cunt as he hesitates for a moment before pressing a kiss to your folds. you squirm at the sensation, but toruâs arms wrapping around you provide an ample anchor to his lips.
the slippery muscle of a tongue slides between your folds and you gasp, letting the sound be swallowed into toruâs mouth. iwa doesnât hold back for long, starting to weasel his way between your thighs to get more comfortable.
as much as he hates to admit it, toru doesnât do a good job of eating you out. he tries, he really does, but after an hour, sometimes more, of burying his face in your cunt, it just doesnât get you off. and toruâs not the person to get his partner go unsatisfied. which is why, you assume, he had recruited iwaizumi as help.
you hate to enjoy the way his tongue swirls around your clit, how his lips close perfectly around the throbbing bud, but you know that in the end, it will only serve to help toru bring you over the same crest.
your eyes flash open at a particularly poignant move iwa does with his tongue only to find that toru watches his friend out of the corner of his eye. you pull back and lick his spit off your lips.
âyâknow,â you mutter, âif you just wanna watchâŠâ
âoh, thank god you said that,â toru grins, âyou know iâm a visual learner.â
you smile at his eagerness and lean into his chest, reveling in the feeling of his hands roaming over your body. he rolls your nipples between his fingers. the sensation brings an extra amount of arousal to your buzzing body. it isnât long before iwa brings you to the edge.
âyouâre close?â toru asks against your neck. he brings his head up to take in the sight of your face, finding a hazy look and a soft smile. âoh, you are!â
you laugh and pull him in for a kiss, lifting your hips closer to iwaâs face so that he can finish the job. the pretty sounds pour from your lips into toruâs mouth and he swallows them greedily, knowing that the next time you cum like that, itâs gonna be his face buried in your legs that makes you.
© all work belongs to poursomesunaonme. do not copy and repost.
#haikyuu#haikyuu oikawa#haikyuu iwaizumi#hq#hq oikawa#hq iwaizumi#oikawa smut#iwaizumi smut#haikyuu smut#hq smut#oikawa x reader#oikawa x you#iwaizumi x reader#iwaizumi x you#oikawa x reader x iwaizumi#iwaizumi x reader x oikawa#oikawa x you x iwaizumi#iwaizumi x you x oikawa#đȘbeanie writes!
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so basically i have mommy issues and will be projecting that onto mammon <3
cw: mommy dom dynamics, afab reader, power play, virgin!mammon, itâs pretty soft! just you taking care of him :3
you never exactly planned on it happening like this. more specifically, you didnât expect mammon to come to you. you were honestly flattered. it was adorable just how shy he was around you and now here he was at your door begging to come in and talk to you.
âmammon. itâs late, this isnât something that can wait till tomorrow?â you hummed. truth be told you werenât even tired in the slightest. you just liked watching him whine and beg for things he wanted.
âno! fuck-please justâŠplease..â itâs almost like he knew you got off to this. âhm. fine.â you made it seem like you didnât care even though this interaction already had already created a tiny pool of slick between your thighs.
once he was in your room, door closed and locked behind you both his demeanour entirely changed. almost as if he knew his place when he was with you. âwhatâs the matter mammon?â you asked with a hint of sultry to your voice, almost like you were trying to see how hard you could bend him till he broke.
âthat!â he whined, going to point to you but quickly decided against that upon seeing the look on your face. âyou.â he rephrased. âyouâre whatâs..wrong?â
âme? whatever did i do? and why do you sound so confused?â maybe all your signals to him has actually worked. the way youâd send him sweet smiles, flirty little waves, babying him anytime he got hurt. âyou have suchaâ different energy than anyone iâve ever met! and i dunno why..but itâs eatinâ me up so bad inside.â you could actually see the cogs turning in his head, his brain obviously trying to wrap itself around its thoughts.
âand why is this a problem? am i bad?â you asked raising an eyebrow, giving him the look you always gave him when he was in trouble or acting stupid. âno!!â he yelled it so loud you were forced to gently press a finger to his lips, giving him the cue to quiet down.
âthen whatâs the matter mammon, use your big boy words.â you tease, watching him fight back a shiver. âwhat, do you like when i talk to you like that? like youâre just a little baby?â his face quickly flushed, him turning his whole body to avoid you. this made you chuckle softly.
âmammooon~â you taunted walking over to him, gently fingers gripping onto his cheeks while you turned his head to look at you. âis that anyway to treat mommy?â you hummed casually, watching as he internally panicked.
âoh? there it is. thatâs the reaction i like.â you smirked, one hand sliding off his cheek and to his shoulder while you climbed into his lap. âyouâve finally noticed hm? how badly i wanted to be like this with you?â he felt like he couldnât even speak. every time he opened his mouth you snatched the words right out.
âmy poor baby boy, you canât even talk. then maybe i should make you useful to me hm?â you smiled and finally his words were found. âi-i want toâŠso bad..â his voice was exponentially softer, more gentle and less cocky. âi can sense thereâs more you need to tell me.â you questioned, âdonât hold your tongue with me. you can say anything here.â you reassured him, your hands finding his back now you pulled him close, using your nails to draw lazy shapes on his back.
âi..im a virgin.â
out of everything he couldâve said, that was the hottest. the soft nervousness in his throat, the way he couldnât even look at you when he said it, and most importantly he was implying he wanted you to take it from him. you had to shift slightly as to not lose all composure.
âthatâs so dumb isnât it..â he mumbled playing with his hands and almost immediately were you brought back down to reality. âno! mammon babyâ you slid forward, cupping his cheeks. âlook at me, itâs not stupid. iâm just surprised with the antics you and asmo go through to partyâ you chuckled, watching his embarrassment slowly leave his body.
âas a matter of fact..â you start, a soft finger gently sliding down his chest, âi think thatâs quite alright baby..iâd be happy to help you, okay?â youâd smile, finger gently stopping at his belt buckle. âwhat really made you come here tonight mammon. tell me exactly what you want.â
he paused for a second, clearly trying to think about his next words. âi came here because i knew you wouldnât judge me..i want to be with you, i want you to be the person who takes my many firsts..just like this.â he slipped his shirt down a bit, showing off his beautiful pact mark from when you first made a contract with him.
it was that day forward you realized how much mammon actually cared about you, thatâs why it wasnât some big thing about making a pact with him. he liked you. once you recognized those feelings they began to resonate within you and now here you are, half in his lap begging you to take his virginity.
you didnât reply initially, nimble fingers working at his belt. âfor you mammon..iâll do anything. anything you want, the world is yours my diamond.â you smiled watching his cheeks go red. you loved making him flustered, it was always so easy to do and now you knew why.
you wanted to give him a night to remember, something to separate you from anyone. you shifted back out of his lap, much to his dismay. his grumbling quickly stopped the second you worked on sliding your own top off, noticing his eyes were hyper focused on your chest.
âwhatâs the matter, want to touch them?â you smile quickly hopping back into his lap. âgo ahead baby, theyâre all yoursâ you smile watching as he fights his own nerves, hands quickly flying up to squish your breasts in his warm hands.
you choked back a moan while he just let his hands roam and explore your body. he was so unbelievably gentle with you, always looking up to watch your reaction before proceeding. âyou like this donât you?â he asked, his face turning up into a smirk while the wheels were turning that you were just as sensitive as he could be.
âwatch it mammon..â you whined softly, that whine quickly forming into a gasp when you felt his soft lips around the edge of your nipple, âmammon..â you sigh out, grabbing a bit of his hair in your hand. he grunted a bit at that, liking the way it felt.
then you realized something. this was getting messy and sloppy by the second. you wanted to take your time with mammon, show him just how much you genuinely loved him and this wasnât how you wanted it to go. âmammon, cmere babyâ you hum, lifting his head up so you both had eye contact.
the way he looked right now..you wished you could photograph it. so you did. you held his cheeks in your hand while pulling out your phone, taking a quick picture. âhey-â he started to whine which automatically, you shut down. âdonât worry baby, thatâs for mommyâs eyes onlyâ
you watch him fluster even more, gulping nervously. you loved how he reacted, it was rather adorable. âlay backâ you hum getting up to strip yourself of the rest of your clothing, leaving you in just a pair of lace panties. you helped him get rid of his own clothes, laughing how he instinctively used his hands to cover his semi hard-on. another gesture that you found absolutely adorable.
âitâs okay honey..you donât have to hide.â you grin pulling his hands away and crawling in between his legs, much smaller nimble fingers wrapping around his length it was nearly too much for him. youâd never seen this side of mammon before. his hips were already rolling trying to hurry the motion of your hand. âso eager..are you always in this much of a hurry to cum?â
the look on his face was priceless. he wanted to yell out no and that you were wrong but god who was he to lie to you. ây-yes..i like how it feels.â he admitted. this brought a smile to your face, knowing he couldnât lie to you anymore. you slid down so your face was level with his cock, gently kissing the tip softly you could see how hard he was clenching the sheets.
âyou poor thing..â you slid up, knowing he couldnât handle all this foreplay. you positioned yourself right above his cock, the only thing separating you two was the very thin fabric of those lace panties mammon just wanted to yank off of you. âshould i give you want you want hm?â you smiled, rolling your hips down to give him some friction.
he hissed from the sensation of the lace against his tip, whining in response that was all you needed to hear before slipping your panties to the side and rubbing his tip against the pool of wetness between your legs. âfeel that? thatâs what you do to me babyâ you smile running a soft finger down his chest.
mammon looked at you almost like he had stars in his eyes, you were so beautiful to him. âready?â you asked, softly taking one of his hands into your own. ây-yes..â he gulped making you freeze entirely, âyes what?â
ây..yesâŠmommy.â there it was. he had said it. your brain went into a frenzy and immediately began to slowly sink down on his twitching length. âyouâre sucha good boy mammon..â you hum, head tilting back in pleasure. this caused him to let out a noise youâd never heard, a loud high pitched moan. you didnât know praise would affect him this much.
âoh wow, youâre so precious arenât you mammonâ you smile, watching his face go flush, âbe a good boy and fuck me okay?â you could barley finish before he was fucking up into you in sloppy messy strokes. you coaxed him softly, encouraging him to find his rhythm. you helped him by telling him to match your bounces, what you didnât know is this was going to be a lot more pleasure than you thought.
when mammon finally got his rhythm right you could feel yourself clamping down on him. based on his reactions you knew he was feeling it to. âwhat a good boy mammon..you learn so fastâ you giggle through a moan, hearing him mumble a few thank yousâ. the boy looked like he was seeing stars, eyes glossy, cheeks flushed, hair sticking to his forehead with sweat. it was a very hot look on him.
âslow down babyâŠyouâre not ready to cum yetâ you smile, a hand gently pressing his hips back down onto the bed. he let out a soft whine, âhere baby..â you slowly slid off of his cock, coming to lay at his side you brought his head over to one of your nipples. âslower..or else youâre fucking my thighs instead okay?â you said it in such a tone that he felt so small. like you owned him, it made him submit in ways he never thought he could.
âyes mommy iâm sorry-â he continued to apologize for going to fast. you didnât feel he really needed to apologize so you cut him off by placing his face deep into your chest. âsuck on them..match your thrusts to your tongue.â you explain, gently running your hands through his icy hair.
slowly but surely, he started to slowly grind his hips deep inside you while also doing the same with the nipple in his mouth. you shivered slightly and the cold metal on his tongue, making him let out a few breathy noises each time. âsuch a-mm-good boyâ you mumble right in his ear, somehow gently tugging on his hair in a way that made his mind go to jelly.
âi-i think iâm close-â he pulled away to tell you, soft eyes looking up at you like he needed instruction. âitâs okay..youâre doing great baby, iâm close to..â you whine out that last part, legs shaking slightly. âgo cum for me okay? give mommy your virginity.â you hum, eyes squeezing shut as you felt your own high coming.
âhah! mmmmm-fuckk!â was all you heard before your lower tummy got a sense of warmth. âi-inside hm? naughty boy. trying to mark me huh?â you smile running your hand through his hair, your other hand quickly rubbing at your clit, quickly achieving your own high with a high pitched whine.
neither of you knew where this road was going to lead you. mammon had found his owner and you found your pet. a match made in devildom <3
ahhh i hope this was okay!! sorry itâs so long hehe ;)
#mammon#mammon x mc#mammon obey me#mammon obey me smut#obey me#obey me smut#mammon smut#obey me mammon#o.đ·
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Most headcanons: tsukki has a sucha neat room heâs a such a neat freak.
my brain: his room is so messy. he caught in a cycle of âfuck thisâ âim too tired for thisâ âill do it tomorrowâ and âi can still find things so itâs no big deal. heâs lost somethign and find it four days later. the only neat space is his deak and that form nessicty. his shelves look put together but theyâre covered in dust. itâs never clothes on the floor though, all of his clothes are in his hamer where they belong, itâs everything else thatâs out of place.
#tsukishima headcanons#tsukishima kei#haikyuu headcanons#babes#im too tired for all of this#it's only 7 30
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hi!!! currently at someones house with a six and four year old so time is very Not available for the asks for all my peeps who live far away and are asleep rn :)) todays themee iss what i like about you all or something that interests me or smthg nice you did for me or whatever just nice feelings :) (to my local frends youll get yours tomorrow morning as usual dw i havenât forgotten you lovelies!!)
nia!! @herebutnotpresent
hihi!!! do i even need to say it?? YOUR ART!!!! so beautiful! i love it *sosososososo* much!!! annnd i love how you always just have a gif theyre 10/01(especially the emergency gifs i loved themđđ) ily nia and take care!!!!
bam!!! @lion-hearts136 (ik your user!!)
HELLO bam reminds me of ka-bam but your vibes are Quite the opposite of an explosion! your vibes are like a big pink teddy bear 10/10 !! i Love how much time you put into the discord even tho weâre All just dumbasses(affectionate except for me we hate that bitch skdbd) but yeah!!! ily and take care <3
madam!!! @madam-fuck-yeah
HELLO!!! i love how easygoing you are!!! and communicating with me??? woah. thats so cool!!! i and right now thinking âi will text madam after i finish all of theseâ so if i end up Not doing that i promise its not bc i hate you its bc i Got Distracted sdbdk apologies! ily and take care đđđ
lyosha!! @lyoshaland
my favorite orange eyed yoshi đ„°đ„°đ„° i Love literally everything??? about you??? youre sucha. nice person to talk with your brainâs so wack and that mixed with my brain is just a Lot of fun mwah ilysm lyosha im giving you internet hugs!! i love howw kind you are and just !!!! talking to you (also you add the best things in my pinterest board tysm đđđđ)
nana! @nanaccused
hi nanaaa!!!! my waif đ„°đ„° my tiny tol waif!!!!!! ilysm youre so amazing i love how easy you are to vibe with (does this basically mean i just love who you are as a person?? maybe??? idk how this works man) but yeah!!!! keep being you and keep texting me dkdbsj hahaha i love you???? so much???? just!!!!! ahhh youre so nice to me!!!! like you say the sweetest things and im left shellshocked just like- you said that to me?? i hope you slept well and!! i hope today is better for you and that school goes well đđđ
ei!!! @the-what
(i just realized how all of these are paragraphs skdhdk i didnt even Realize hahaha) EI!!!!! *smooch* youre too kind to me!! i think i currently have six? songs (only three more >:)) anyways!!! Obviously i love your art so i think i shall Focus on smthg else! i Love how kind you are you rlly be like âfuck you dumb bitchâ but actually just be like âskdhdj im so sorry for making you feel guilty,,,â dvsks i just get a Whiplash (soeaking of that your music taste?? amazes me??? i love it sm just how diverse you are for a pasty white bitch!!!) (strike through is really fun skdbdk) anyways i think even thought that was like (1) thing i said its enough cuz this is getting Long skbdjs apologies! i love you ei and take careee đđđđđđ (yikes this was Long tm anyways-)
hella!!!! @hella1975 (you get the whole rainbow!)
ugh this bitch đ jkjk ily dont worry đđ what do i cherish most about you? so many things!!! your writing, how involved you are with the fandom!!! and just how?? easy you are to talk to????? please the first time when i got in the discord and saw people texting you i was like âtheyre??? casually texting The author of taob???? w h a t ????â (little did ik youre just a lil shit skdbjs that i love ofc youre so beautiful mwah) hahaha i was So intimidated by you (am i still intimidated? i honestly have no idea thats some deep thinking shit) but!!! now ik youre literally just vibing *insert froge emote here* thats literally you just add a british accent and there you have it anyways!!! (have i been too mean? i hope not ily hella please dont think i actually hate you bc i promise i dont đ) MWAH ily hella and take care!! (maybe the last few are longer bc my brain works more since im home now idk apologies for all the reading im putting you through đđ)
EDITING BC TUMBLR NEVER CARRIED THROUGH MY STRIKETHROUGHS THE ADUACITY
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demisexual sadness
why am i sucha horny mother fucker and also demisexual, those two things just do not mix. i want to be able to have sex and masturbate but neither one are an option for me rn. am i a man of god now that im celibate? will Jesus Christ accept me into his heart because of my lack of pleasure? i cant believe people believe that crap. im here to live my life to the fullest and enjoy everything and everyone that i can. unfortunately Jod made me demisexual. im surprised i havent impulsively gotten back on grindr by this point but honestly that never works out for me, men are disgusting. i think from here on out im only down for queer sex. i think being on my period is not helping with this whole situation. i guess it goes hand in hand that i like sex so much with my love language being physical touch. that probably explains why im demisexual too, sex and touch are reserved for love, those i care deeply about. not just any random fool. im not even like thinking about sex this morning, just stewing over the fact i had a dream involving a kink im not even into got me wondering why my brain is so easily able to turn on the "im horny" switch. the shitty part is i know im attractive and im desirable enough to have all the sex i could ever want, only thing is there aint no one i wanna do it with. everytime i decide, "man, dont be so picky, just do it!" and engage in random hook ups i am filled with nothing but intense regret and no experienced pleasure. i wish i could like, make the type of friendships where casual sex was a thing. it feels dumb to act like this is such a big deal but honestly, i cant help how much i like it. but im too afraid of strings attached with FWB situations, nd im afraid to ruin current friendships by proposing such a thing. im afraid theyd actually catch feelings or something and then wed have to end it as well as our friendship. not like i have a plethora of friends to choose from anyway, much less ones id be sexually attracted to. i guess ill just have to hold my horses and wait til i can think about getting off without disrespecting the image of my ex and handle myself that way until i inevitably fall in love with some other sucker out there who will get to experience me until they break my heart and the cycle will continue.
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Bedroom - Thalia
@unathaliatorres
Thalia: The bathroom was taken so Thalia was using one of the bedrooms to fix her eyeliner. She was a little drunk so it wasn't the easiest but she was doing fine until someone walked in and startled her so bad the eyeliner went straight down her cheek "fuck"
Wren: Wren came into one of the bedrooms thinking it was a bathroom, "Oh sorry, I thought this was the bathroom" said Wren until he realized it was Thalia, "Torres you made it!" he said excitedly as he took a sip of his drink, he looked her up and down. She looked ... not like her usual self.
Thalia: Thalia looked at Wren and she admidiatly just melted at the sight of him but tried her best not to smile like a goof" Oh hey Wren, yeah I got a coworker to take my shift, came here with Kimmy but she went off with O,iver really quickly"
Wren: Wren gave her a big hug, "I'm so glad you're here!" he said excited and a little tipsy, "Well that's too bad" he said with a sad face, "You need to find some single friends to hangout with" he joked.
Thalia: For some reason that last comment offended Thalia, it made her frown and she took her time trying to decide how to reply while they hugged "I don't need single friends, just cause I'm single, does that mean im not good enough for my friends who arent single? like you?" She hated how people never seemed to controle their tongue when they were drunk, now she was one of them
Wren: "Dude, I just meant you should have people around that aren't going to ditch you for their boyfriend or girlfriend" said Wren kind of confused at where this was coming from, "Kimmy's texts didn't make sense, what is going on with you? Are you okay? Is this about Chase?" he asked.
Thalia: " Chase is an asshole, he is not worth moping about" she said more boldly then she had expected." What did Kimmy say to you?"
Wren: "I don't know it was super weird and cryptic. Something about you liking people who don't want to be with you and how it hurts you" said Wren trying to remember the texts, "I'll beat a guy up if I have to" he added to be supportive.
Thalia: "I mean, I agree, that's very vague because I do get turned down by pretty much every guy i like" she said more bluntly then she'd usually do. "But im just...I've been in love with the same dude for a long time and it's time to let go...but it hurts like a mother fucker.. you know?" she didnt know where she was going with this, it was like her brain had just taken a pee break and her mouth was tlaking wihtout it.
Wren: "There's no way, you're a total catch Torres" said Wren earnestly. "Wait, how do I not know about this? Who is it?" asked Wren, "and I bet he does like you. I hate seeing you like this" he added. He had no clue who the hell she was talking about, especially because Chase had just moved to town last year so it couldn't be him.
Thalia: Thalia sighed dramatically" If I'm sucha catch then doesn't anyone want to catch me? I'm so sick of people telling me that, especially people i know would never want to date me" She could feel herself tremble with each words  and then she paused and just stared at him for a bit. " Do you remember back in 2nd grade when I found you crying because no one wanted to be your valentine?"
Wren: Wren just listened as she ranted, "I mean not really ... I mean my parents, nana and pops, rory, and chanel, and of course you gave me valentines. I don't really remember it being a bad day" said Wren not really recalling what she was talking about, "why?" he asked, wondering why she was talking about this right now.
Thalia: " Because ... you were like...drowning in tears and it hurt so much to see you that way,....I wanted to tell you that you were my only valentine...I wanted you to know that you were wanted...I just didn't have the guts to tell you....and i couldn't tell you any other moment I had the chance to...not even when you left and I had basically nothing to lose...and then you come back and I still can't tell you...and then..and then it's just way too late..." She couldn't look at him anymore
Wren: "Torres what are you talking about?" said Wren, kind of remembering it. He must've pushed the memory out of his mind a long time ago. "Are you saying that I've been rejecting you this whole time?" he said concerned, "Thalia ... I um. I mean I feel awful but I just. I don't really know what to say ... are you saying that you're into me? I don't understand" he said confused, he'd never had anyone be into him other than Valerie.
Thalia: There it was, she had ruined everything at last. But at that moment it didnt matter, she was just too emotional to think straight"Of course I'm into you" She let out with a wounded voice"I've been pining for you for years....."She sait down on the bed and stared at her hands"I really thought I was over it after you left, i told myself it had just been a silly crush...and it felt like a silly crush..until you came back and it all just...swallowed me whole again...and..I just can't pretend anymore because it's exchausting and it's draining and it's fucking painful"
Wren: "Why would you be into me this makes no sense" said Wren just kind of dumbstruck by the whole thing. He had no idea, "I'm really sorry Thalia, but like I can't be sorry that I'm seeing someone. We should talk about this when you're sober. I should go, but know that I care about you like a lot" he replied as he turned around and left the room.
Thalia: Him leaving like this, that abruptly hurt more then anything had ever done, and it also told her all she needed to know. This was why she never said anything, nothing she would say would change anything, he'd still be in love with Valery and Thalia would still just be his friend, she knew it would make more damage then good and right now she hated herself for cracking. Â She cried for a while before getting up and leaving the room as well.
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