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usamey · 9 months ago

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diversity LOSS these guys are gay but they SUCK

#egads! it speaks!#i do a draw #selfship #WJKWKWKWKWK #you guys YOU GUYS #did you know that uhmmmm.#i like him 😋😁👍💞#my beautiful butch girlfriend……#😋😋😋😋💞💞💞🫶🎉

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2samey · 4 years ago

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ALsooooooo finished dp s2 babeyyyyyyyy

#egads! it speaks!#CLIFF MY DAD CLIFF MY BELOVED #WBSNSNMWMWMW #HEEEEEEEE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME #seeing him with clara.... euueghwuwgehwuwuegehhhhhhh 😖😖😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭#HE JUST WANTS TO BE A DAD HE WANTS TO BE A GOOD DAD AND HE TRIES HE TRIES SO FUCKIN HARD #WNSNNWNWNWN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #WNWNSMWM #and larryyyyyyy <33333 #larry my big bro buddy guy <33 he is my Braincell Bestie #& we r both the Gay Best Friend WNSNSMMSMS #ALSO WTF DOROTHY MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED #SHES THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY HER ACCENT IS SO CUTE SHE IS MY EVERYTHING #HER OUTFIT IN THE LAST COUPLEA EPS??? LIKE THE ONE WITH THE JACKET?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😖💗💘💘💕💘💗💘💝💕💘💗💘💘💕💘💗💖💝💞#*kills n!les with my bare hands* fuck you fuck you fuck you!!! she is a CHILDDDD and she is YOUR CHILDD stop being sucha ASSSSSSSS #whatever!!!! im adopting her she’s my lil sister and i give her piggyback rides n take her to movies :0)))#shhhhhhh i am brainstorming an s/i as we SPEAK- 💭💭💭

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usamey · 9 months ago

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you cant be talking like that white baby!!!

#egads! it speaks!#metalocalypse #OKAYOKAY IM DONE NOW #imzorry i jst like playing with him like a dolly 🤭🤭🤭🙈🙈#hes my youtubepoopiekinz i love hiz gayass 😚😚😚

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usamey · 9 months ago

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happy pride! william murderface would like to announce something

//cw flashing

#egads! it speaks!#metalocalypse #idgaf ifsomeone did thiz already my bf has something to say 😋😋🤭#WHWJJWNW #flashing lights #loud warning #<- jic (a bit at the end ig??) 😭😭😭

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usamey · 9 months ago

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OMG THE FALL GUY X THE FALL GIRL WOWEE

#egads! it speaks!#we look cute together. you agree. 🔫#yuu cant see it but im wearinf ripped jeans n boots too 😋😋🤭🤭🤭#when he changed fits in the movie my momma started screaming like RLLY loud WJWJJWJW <- she noticed we were matchingn 😋😁#FUCKKKKKKKKKK #I LIKE HIM SO MUCH ITS FUCKING UNREALLLLLL

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usamey · 10 months ago

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happy pride to my butch lesbian girlfriend 😋

#egads! it speaks!#i like her sooooo much teehee 😋😋🤭🤭🤭

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usamey · 10 months ago

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ⓘ fun fact! i am literally william murderface 👍

#egads! it speaks!#this is a joke but also Not #WNWNWNMWNW #i think itz very very fun to kin someone you also happen to selfship with #it’s like Level 2 in the journey to self love yknow??#]£]£]’WNNWNW #but like im soooo serious liek you can call me will like we are One And The Same #the only difference between us is he’s two dimensional #but like. if you were to transform him into a three dimensional plane it would just be me #circles are to spheres what he is to me #same thing but flat #WNWNWNNW

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usamey · 10 months ago

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im a hundred percent serious i think the reason i cant handle relationships is bc my soulmate is william murderface who is Not A Real Person </3

#egads! it speaks!#I KNOW HOW I SOUND BUT IM SO SERIOUS WNWNNWNW #not wven in a ‘ohhhh i love him sm’ way- even tho i do!!#but like whatever souls are made of- ours are made of the same shit yknow??#likeeeee #i have my issues and whatever but has THE SAME ONES!!! HE GETS IT!!!!#i need him so bad It’s SICKENING #im turning into a werewolf omfg…

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usamey · 1 year ago

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ayo do nottttttt let bro cook!!!!!💥‼️🚫

#egads! it speaks!#i do a draw #i love theze losers so fuckin much yuu guys aughhhhh 🤧🤧🤧🤧💔💔💔💔#WJWJWJWJJW #forever and ever and ever and everrrrrr thinking abt gross loser stoner babyface #like omg!!! im lichrally him!! 😋😋🤭🤭#WJWJWNWM #i like to think that crash is that one friend that jst makes themselves at home in yr house like calling ur mom her name or ‘mom’ too #😭😭☠️☠️#i havent drawn something annoyingly colourful in so long….the world is healing…🫶💕💫🌈🦋#thankyou william for giving me tha strength 😋🫶😙

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usamey · 1 year ago

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*dreamy sigh* stoner babyface.,..,,,,,

#egads! it speaks!#ALL HE DID WAZ SMOKE DOPE N PLAY BASS…..#MY DREAM GUY #WNWNWNWN

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usamey · 1 year ago

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being sooooo normal abt him 😋😋🤭🤭

#egads! it speaks!#HE‼️WAZ‼️SO‼️CUTEEEE‼️‼️‼️💥💥‼️💥💥‼️‼️‼️💥‼️‼️💥💥💥#BABYFACE……SLEEPYFACE…….#]€]€€]€]WNNWNWNW #*GNAWING AT THE WALL*

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usamey · 1 year ago

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average planet piss meeting 🌎

#egads! it speaks!#yankee doodle🖍#suggestive #sorta?HWJWJW 😭😭☠️☠️☠️#saw this meme n it waz 2 perfect 2 pass up 😋🫶💕#i am not in2 pee but im still committed to having nastygross gaysex w thiz man 😇😊💕💥‼️💫☀️#AMEN‼️🗣️🙏#WJWJWNNWMW

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usamey · 1 year ago

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👀👀 new guy huh? I bet him and you look sick as hell together!!! - Hyperionshipping

!!!!!! WAAAAAAAA THANKIESSSS!!!!! (^^ me head in handz giggling over this <33333)

#egads! it speaks!#ELIASSSSSS YAYYYY YIPPEEEEE #ILOVE HEARIN FRM YA HENRY YIPPEEEE YAHOOOO #AND THANKIES AGAIN WNWNWN #((fun fact: will is acc my transition goal so hearing that we’d look awesome 2gether meanz twice as much to me!!!#like yayyyyy!!!!!! win for jamienation!!! 😋😋🫶💕))#WNWNNWNW #annnnnywayz we should Hashtag Catch Up!!!!!#would luvs to hear abt the men rattling around yr head!!!!! 😋😋😋🌈💥💫☀️🦋

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usamey · 1 year ago

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i will NEVERRRRR understand how murderface is insecure about his body when he LITERALLY has a tattoo across his stomach that says “pobodys nerfect” LIKE-!!!!!! GIRL IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE

#egads! it speaks!#WNWNWNWNNWWN #MAKE IT MAKE SENSE‼️‼️‼️#i love him so dearly he really is perfect i wish he could see that #💀💀💀#*has a tattoo abt self acceptance*#*hates himself*#LIKE #WNWNWNWN #IMGONNA FUCKIN CURB STOMP YOU INTO PASTE #and then kiss you on the head bc you deserve to be loved n cherished ☺️💕#WNWNWNWNNWNWNWNW

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usamey · 1 year ago

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babyface…,,.,,….

#egads! it speaks!#WAAAAAAAAAAAA #😭😭😭😖😖😖😖🤧🤧🤧🤧#he iz….so speciial to me………😖😖😖😖💕💕💕#like!!! What a Rotten Bitch!!! he haz been a hater since day one!!!!!!#i love hm 😵‍💫💕#WJWJWJKW #yknow if we’re being completely objective- he actually isn’t that unattractive???#like the show exaggerates how gross he is but like???? he’s not that bad???#he has defined facial features- strong brow/t zone- light eyes #he’s cute!!!!!#so deadass ithibk the Curse Of The Klok not only warps people’s perception of the band #-like making them obsessed n shit-#but it also makes people think will is suckierthan he really is #jst give him a chance!!!!!#🥺🥺😖😖💕💕

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usamey · 1 year ago

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ineed him sobad im gonnaan be sickk 😵‍💫

#egads! it speaks!#yankee doodle🖍#WILLIAM MURDERFACE PLEASEEEEEE #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIMME A CHANCE #JUST ONE #I PROMISE ILL MAKE IT WORTH YR WHILE #AUGHHGHHHHHHH #id give it to him so good hed TASTE IT 🗣️💥‼️#WJWJJWJWKW #forever thinking abt him in fertilityklok #like it should genuinely be considered a sin how NO ONE wants to fuck him #BLASPHEMY!!!! HES SO- 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💕💕💕💕💕🦋🦋🦋🦋#god knew better than to let me appear in fertilityklok bc iwouldve beat skwisgaars record TENFOLD #GRHRGRHRGHHHHHHHHHH <- goez insane #💥💥💥

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