#IM SORRY ?????

[decoy-sammy]

Let's LAY dragons!

[lcuyscs]

What’s your opinion on men with long hair

i wanna bounce on it

[opt1mistic]

thinking about VI……whos looking up at you with pleading eyes, a pouty lip, eyes that look like she’s on the verge of tears. her hands gripping the sides of your hips, fingernails digging into your flesh. your fingers are in her hair, holding, pulling.

“baby, please…ive-ive been so good. please…”

she really has, but you just love to tease her, push every last button she has till tears spill from her glossy eyes. those same eyes looking up at you from the ground, she’s kneeling for you, her face straight at your lower abdomen.

the poor girl just wants one taste, if not that, then one look. vi has been working so hard today, to please you, to make you the happiest girl out there, but she knew that she wasn’t going to get anything without a little teasing.

“oh, vi, you almost have me feeling bad for you,” a devious grin upon the muscles in your face. your hands moving out from her hair to cup her cheek. “but you just look so cute like this, i can’t help myself.”

evil words, vi thinks. but she wasn’t about to stop begging for you, not till she get exactly what she wants.

“please…i just want one taste, please…”

over and over and over again, please can i? please let me. please.. was she not tired yet? who am i kidding, vi could never get tired of begging you, her beautiful, amazing, sweet, sexy, heaven sent, gorgeous, irresistible, goddess-like, mesmerizing, breathtaking, literal magic wrapped in human skin, girlfriend.

“just a little more, baby. you’re being so good f’me, almost have me convinced how bad you really want me.”

based off this art

©opt1mistic

[actual-howlinglikeaseaturtle]

Also there is just something about the reckless, impulsive character shows his love by showing restraint x calm, cool, collected character shows his love by throwing all the rules out the window for him.

[marshmallowconfetti]

I thought for sure this was going to be a clown husbandry related post about a pack of wild clowns

a few minutes ago, at exactly midnight, i heard soft distant honking and looked out the cracked window to see a group of trumpeter swans flying low over the fields, huge and white and unearthly, their shadows flung crisp-black onto glittering snow by the moonlight, and then they were gone and a moment later their voices were gone too and in the wake of them was a sort of loneliness that is hard to quite get words around

[saddevilsworld]

the voices are getting loud. they keep yelling at me making me feel guilty and scared. i wish they would just leave me alone

[toddsmind-neilssoul]

So far, this is still my favourite picture of him

[st4rry4543]

*leaves this here and pulls out shields as tomatoes get rapidly thrown at me🗣❗️*

I now present to you this crapperpiece™️ I call

Yarnadough(or smth idk)

IM SORRY GUYS

Idk if this counts as a "rarepair" bc this game just came out but like IM SORRY-

These are doodles btw-*Runs*

I love them sm

SEE MY VISION GUYS

[enchantedephiphany]

In my experience, good things don't just happen. They're either bad, or everything stays the same. If you want something good to happen, you have to make it happen. Entropy rules our anything els

And if you have too little capacity to push against the massive forced against you, you're doomed

Don't rule out the idea of something good happening just because you've become too anxious over the possibility of the worst happening.

[spghtrbry]

local man whos got the loneliest feeling

[thevillagerat]

not giveing context

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[iwantsleepnstuff]

They really do look like hamsters 😔

[kimcheesiee]

FORGIVE ME BUT—

caleb moaning "pip-squeak" makes me CACKLE SO HARD IM SORRY BUT I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH IT'S JUST 😭😭😭

like i get it's our nickname, and whatnot... they dont really have a choice bc they cant say our actual names,,, BUT IT'S SO FUNNY IM SORRY CALEB FORGIVE ME

im just imagining MC having wahoo times w caleb and out of no where this man moans "pip-squeak" in their ear — IM SORRY BUT IM LAUGHING CONSIDER IT AN INTIMATE LAUGH 😭🫶🏼

[demolitionw0man]

This is exactly what goes through my head when I get to this part of Life on the Murder Scene.

[beomiracles]

footage of me trying not to write yet another dark content vampire!taehyun for his birthday..