#IM NGL

[eluminium]

im so happy watching skizz stream on hermitcraft as a hermit for the first time like omg he's perfect everyone should love him right now and also give him money

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

still amazes me that scientists were just like what if we shot cells with dna coated mini bullets really really hard to insert that dna into the genome. and somehow that fucking worked

[daemon-in-my-head]

Tenets of Conquest

A paladin who takes this oath has the tenets of conquest seared on the upper arm.

Douse the Flame of Hope.

It is not enough to merely defeat an enemy in battle. Your victory must be so overwhelming that your enemies’ will to fight is shattered forever. A blade can end a life. Fear can end an empire.

Rule with an Iron Fist.

Once you have conquered, tolerate no dissent. Your word is law. Those who obey it shall be favored. Those who defy it shall be punished as an example to all who might follow.

Strength Above All.

You shall rule until a stronger one arises. Then you must grow mightier and meet the challenge, or fall to your own ruin.

I do enjoy a Bhaalist that is uncannily close to a Banite. In more ways than one. Also burning the tenets into ur skin? Yeah that does sound like Durge.

Do you understand why it's so vital to me? Why he just needed to be a conquest paladin? What his broken oath really means? I want to talk about what it means. Oh God. It's like a carnal need. I'm sorry I have time and I'm making it everyone else's problem again

Also also, conquest paladins have a tendency to hate other conquest paladins but especially those who sided with the nine hells. So he nd the tyrant can bond about their shared hatred for everyone associated with the hells <3 well as long as my guy doesn’t join the hells knights in Avernus for some fun himself I suppose, you never know when ur conquest paladin may betray you after all

[enderbugz]

So like are we not going to talk about how Catfish randomly turned British and then supposedly wasn't fixed?

[hartpisces]

what the hell

[woniecore]

MY BAE SEUNGHAN I AM SO SADDDD

[arguablysomaya]

confucius lowkey a dickrider bro

[corvidexoskeleton]

Waiting with bated breathe to find out if there's asbestos in the walls or not

[oct0bra1ns]

hmm

[sharpsuite]

Chishiya has begrudgingly come to terms with the fact he is one of the fortunate ( or unfortunate in his opinion ) people whose piercings just seem to remain open rather than close. He doesn't hate it, just isn't very fond of it. He can and does often forget it exists. But he could potentially be talked into wearing something again. Maybe.

[alexchooch]

to love, to hold, to possess

[vtuberconfessions]

God is anyone gonna be left at vreverie by April? ngl I'm excited to see what my favorite fish does released from the agency, she spent awhile talking about being a cosplayer & already knowing managers this morning before raiding into a totally new, pre-debut, Whale Shark with 3 cats and an asmr mic.

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[ljreflet]

Oh man, I’m so happy with how this is turning out ㅠㅠ

But here’s my Tanith inspired Seraph Knight mount texture ! I can’t believe how similar I managed to make it look, like it really is Seraph Knight but modern ㅠㅠ

I still have yet to finish the texture for the body, but that’s coming right up !

[greekschist]

hey guys haha 

[itadorey]

i’ve cried over like three different fics on ao3 this week

[zhxngii]

I have finally watched the eps of jjk s2 and then i get on twitter to see a that clip of gojo with his balls on jogo's arm on loop and his heavy breathing for like 40 seconds...........