#IM NGL

[eluminium]

im so happy watching skizz stream on hermitcraft as a hermit for the first time like omg he's perfect everyone should love him right now and also give him money

[ex1ledbrethren]

its pretty amusing how sabel- just like max at one point- has charmed his way into some of you thinking he's actually not that bad, by lowering your standards so far, that the moment he shows even an inkling of compassion, there's this thought that he's not as bad as initially thought

meanwhile the chapter started with him raping toju

the secondhand stockholm syndrome goes hard LMAO

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

still amazes me that scientists were just like what if we shot cells with dna coated mini bullets really really hard to insert that dna into the genome. and somehow that fucking worked

[clowncloud]

born in the right era (existence of streaming music services <3)

[mushed-kid]

not this fucking shit again im so pissed off

[asmoreous]

Your clothes are gonna be skin tight soon if you continue at this pace

Mmmmph, hopefully more then that. I need them to burst off me, I need my thighs to thicken to the point of no return and my belly to swallow up my entire lap. Stuffing myself all day has made me just want to keep going until I have to stop x3

[daemon-in-my-head]

Tenets of Conquest

A paladin who takes this oath has the tenets of conquest seared on the upper arm.

Douse the Flame of Hope.

It is not enough to merely defeat an enemy in battle. Your victory must be so overwhelming that your enemies’ will to fight is shattered forever. A blade can end a life. Fear can end an empire.

Rule with an Iron Fist.

Once you have conquered, tolerate no dissent. Your word is law. Those who obey it shall be favored. Those who defy it shall be punished as an example to all who might follow.

Strength Above All.

You shall rule until a stronger one arises. Then you must grow mightier and meet the challenge, or fall to your own ruin.

I do enjoy a Bhaalist that is uncannily close to a Banite. In more ways than one. Also burning the tenets into ur skin? Yeah that does sound like Durge.

Do you understand why it's so vital to me? Why he just needed to be a conquest paladin? What his broken oath really means? I want to talk about what it means. Oh God. It's like a carnal need. I'm sorry I have time and I'm making it everyone else's problem again

Also also, conquest paladins have a tendency to hate other conquest paladins but especially those who sided with the nine hells. So he nd the tyrant can bond about their shared hatred for everyone associated with the hells <3 well as long as my guy doesn’t join the hells knights in Avernus for some fun himself I suppose, you never know when ur conquest paladin may betray you after all

[sttarzoid]

So like are we not going to talk about how Catfish randomly turned British and then supposedly wasn't fixed?

[woniecore]

MY BAE SEUNGHAN I AM SO SADDDD

[arguablysomaya]

confucius lowkey a dickrider bro

[oct0bra1ns]

hmm

[sharpsuite]

Chishiya has begrudgingly come to terms with the fact he is one of the fortunate ( or unfortunate in his opinion ) people whose piercings just seem to remain open rather than close. He doesn't hate it, just isn't very fond of it. He can and does often forget it exists. But he could potentially be talked into wearing something again. Maybe.

[greensaplinggrace]

whichever one of my mutuals keeps putting lou ferrigno whoever the fuck on my dash. i hope you know that you have finally forced me to blacklist the tag

[alexchooch]

to love, to hold, to possess

[ljreflet]

Oh man, I’m so happy with how this is turning out ㅠㅠ

But here’s my Tanith inspired Seraph Knight mount texture ! I can’t believe how similar I managed to make it look, like it really is Seraph Knight but modern ㅠㅠ

I still have yet to finish the texture for the body, but that’s coming right up !

[greekschist]

hey guys haha