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Batman is so scary, even bullets are afraid to hit him. That's why they aimed for his parents
(sorry i think i repeated one of the jokes)
Anon 🦌
OH MY
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What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?He would be RobinWhat’s
the difference between Batman and a shoplifter? Batman can go into a store without Robin
What's the hardest part about being Batman?Knowing that you will never make your parents proud.
you are incredible
anon🦌
PLS
I LOVE THESE
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thinking abt them fr
DUDE !!! sad hours if you are someone Indian yandere can't marry because it's socially unacceptable. Cue toxic mlm Indian yoai moments 😞
You are a rather charming cute boy, quite but very kind. Shy but always there for him, so how can't he fall in love with a pretty adorable thing like you???
you, who works as a servant and society will never accept, but he just cares so much for his jaan, he can't help but suffocate you with gifts, his presence, his unadulterated power looming over you. his money pays for everything and he subtly mentions that with pride because ofc. he can provide for you.
one thing he hates tho, are your friends, he just knows they are SUCH a bad influence on you. and those dumb girls who seem to flirt with you, you are his dammit!! and he makes sure of it, his hand dig uncomfortably around your waist, red flushed face, hands trying to push him away but oh darling, he's far more stronger than you. gosh, he could easily devour you. and he does, wiping your tears with soft whispers.
"your being such a good boy for me, okay? let me take care of you so good~"
And also he's a dilf because I said so.
HUELP, OH LAWRD
OKAY BUT IMAGINE, ATTENDING WEDDINGS WITH HIM AND (IDK ABT WEDDINGS IN THE NORTH BUT IN THE SOUTH, AFTER THE MAIN EVENTS, all the uncles go upstairs or somewhere else to drink )
SO IMAGINE, he whisks you away upstairs , telling the others he's going to drink when in reality, he's only going there to compliment your outfit and turn you completely flustered AF
imagine people feel bad that his wife left him with their child and he's waay to depressed to get married but NAW, he's romancing the person who works for him
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Imagine they just happened to walk into the living room and baby sibs is crying over a character death
One
Two
Three
Four
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ONE YOU FAKE ASS HO 🗣‼️‼️✋
– my honest reaction if I ever see one smiling while I'm crying my eyes out.
One rn
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The siblings as the Wayne's 😆
Bruce - One
Dick - Two
Jason - Three
Tim - Four
I honestly don't know who matches y/n
Now that you said it...yea, i can see that
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How do you think the brothers would react if reader is sulking all day because they realized their crush have someone else in mind?
One is beyond happy inside, but he'll pretend to be sympathetic, trying to comfort you, saying there are plenty of fish in the sea and you don't have to worry about anything but you can see the smile that creeps upon his face every now and then.
Two genuinely feels bad for you when he sees you sulking, bringing you food and snacks, trying to get your mind of it, perhaps watching a movie or going out to walk around and if your crush every comes to you, he'll deal with em.
Three is a complete ass, he rolls his eyes when he sees you sulking around, telling you to go find something better to do than cry about unwashed rat who isn't worth your time.
He says all this but he's planning to completely wreck the person's car :)
Four makes fun of you the whole time, wondering how you're even sulking over the very classmate he found irritating, this gives him an excuse to ruin their day, hiding their notes somewhere, accidently dropping something on them, etc etc.
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I feel like three would remind One and Two about the siblings death while leaving Four alone knowing their bonds, Three is like that family member who would remind you of your mistake that's been haunting you for life just to spite you
yes! this is exactly what three would do, the only person he has somewhat of a soft spot for is Four
but that doesn't mean Four is exempt from Three occasional biting words either.
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HOW ABT YK THEY JS DREAMED ABT IT LIKE WYM READER DIED??? LIKE NOPE WHO SAID THATT, THEY NEVER DID?? IT WAS JS A DREAM GUYS (js wanted the bros to feel sum happiness)
omg, a rare species that wishes for the brother's happiness :o
a dream, ya ya sure 100%
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And three getting more aggressive and distant with the rest after baby sibs passing
i won't say out right aggressive, but more so snarky and rude, tagging digs at everyone, especially One for how they weren't able to look after you.
which i think is ironic because three was barely every in the house during their childhood to know what was going on
I'd say Four would be the most aggressive, even getting physical whenever the others try to say something, he can stand two but he outright despises One with all his soul.
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One with the oldest sibling guilt is so real. (it hurts so bad actually)
Real real, it's something One will deal with for the rest of his life, especially as the sibling's health starts to decline more and more day by day.
One will throw himself into his work if the sibling ever passes away, coming up with a shit ton of foundations etc, ignoring his health, almost passing out, all just to get some sort of redemption from the way he was earlier.
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I forgot that is what I used to be before the keencoffeefox
woahh
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Four is like the tired crazy and y/n is like the hyper collected
oui oui, so true
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I feel like I'm breaking one of your rules...
i myself don't even remember my rules LOL
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