what the heck
GUYS I CAN SEND MYSELF ASKS?????????
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horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs
i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food
you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)
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I love trying to Jash people but MAN is it difficult tho
"Can i listen to them on Spotify?" Yea but the videos themselves are important as well plus he worked hard on them so you should watch them on youtube instead.
"Okay well what order do i watch them in?" *gives a list* this is the canonical order but there's 2 videos that have multiple songs in them. So you have to listen to a part of the video, leave, listen to other songs, and eventually come back to finish it.
"Okay but i should understand the lore very well at that point right" WELL YOU SEE THE THING IS-
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still think it's hilarious that the one time, the one time Buck ever doubts himself in the movie and thinks about abandoning his whole stupid quest he's been on, he just so happens to be interacting with not only the one person that doesn't tell him to stop, but the one person who decides to actively encourage his bad decisions because it'd be funny
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gonna delete this later bc i know it’s unproductive to screenshot / namedrop and i actually am thinking the best approach would just be to privately share this thought w the dev who posted this in a possibly futile attempt to effectively advocate for the change i want to see (#worktag2 lol). but im workshopping it here w my beloved mutuals first as i always do which is kinda shooting myself in the foot given that the devs can probably see that but whatever. my thought is like… i get it. i really do. i get that this place needs to stay afloat and some of that is gonna involve sacrifice or something from everyone involved. but… why would you try to snuff out the things that make this place what it is and just make it like all the other places. why would you not even take into account how the changes are going to impact EXISTING users who are loyal even if they don’t pay. people aren’t going to come to tumblr for more tiktok and instagram. they’re going to come here for tumblr. for the anonymity and the customization and whatever. so like i just don’t get it. why is the solution to this problem to experiment with changes **that existing users won’t like** and not to listen to what existing users want and do more of it bc other ppl likely will want that too.
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i was thinking about a stupid star wars drinking game i just made up ('take a shot every time someone falls down a hole or shaft in a star wars movie') and i jokingly but lovingly compared the star wars movies to those cheap and colorful 'oil in water' hourglass toys in that 'i know theyre objectively not very complicated nor even particularly Good, BUT that i do still sometimes enjoy looking at a new one, or even pulling out an old one i used to enjoy to watch it again'. and for some reason my brain frankensteined those two sentiments (drinking game + hourglass toy) back together in a different and worse way and came up with "drinking game where you take a shot every time one of the water drops fall down the hourglass" (authors note: if you've never seen one of those in motion before, they drip down very uniformly and fast, like ants marching in a line) which THEN very quickly shifted laterally into "drinking game where you take a shot every time an ant goes into the anthill" and that just really filled me with some kind of 'he is mesmerized by the beauty of the world' emotion for a moment which from there i blacked out and the phrase "drinking games for angels are like 'take a shot every time someone on earth makes some meaningful interaction or beautiful connection in their insignificant yet profound lives'" manifested in my head and ANYWAY to me this whole thing feels like i just experienced a whole hero's journey plot inside my mind but within the span of like, 20 seconds
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Whenever Moffat-era has immortal characters and they don’t mention Jack I get so irrationally angry like I understand but also I don’t understand and I’m about to get physically violent
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something a bit perplexing to me is, why do people keep de-aging ianthe? she’s 21 in gtn and 22 in htn, and she herself says as much in htn. and she must be 23 now since harrow’s almost 19. so why are people calling her a teenager or referring to her as 20 or 21 post-nona? like ofc all of those ages are still really young, i’m just wondering if there’s any particular reason for this being a pattern
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This is an actual conversation, reproduced nearly verbatim, between me and a friend recently:
"Look, I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of people outside my family who I feel comfortable going up to and talking to!"
*friend counts, getting to both hands* "No but you're forgetting some. Me, [the boy's sister], my parents-"
*stops her* "I think you're misunderstanding me. I said comfortable. Like sure there are the ones who I can feel comfortable talking to, but not going up to."
"So who's on your list?"
"You, [the boy's sister], [his younger brother], [the boy himself]. That's it."
*friend is, apparently, shocked into silence*
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Labels aren't a be all end all, but they're still important. If I'd had the words to explain myself as a kid I could have avoided so much frustration and confusion and pain.
If I knew the term gender fluid and what it meant, or hells, just the term nonbinary, I could have been a happier kid. I wouldn't have spent so much time trying to get people to not see me as a girl. I wouldn't have felt like being a girl was something I couldn't escape if I didn't want it. I wouldn't have felt like I needed to escape being a girl because I wouldn't have felt trapped.
If I knew the term asexual, I wouldn't have spent weeks in my bedroom terrified of getting married because marriage meant needing to have sex. I wouldn't have panicked and been hurt over the idea that no one would want me if they couldn't touch me like that. I wouldn't have just decided not to have relationships so I wouldn't have to explain to my partner that I didn't want sex. I wouldn't have felt broken for hating the idea of something supposed to be wonderful so very, very much.
If I had known what it meant to be ADHD, because I did know that term (thanks Riordan), if not what it meant, I could have pointed out my problems so much earlier. I could have asked for help instead of spending years thinking that it was normal to feel like you couldn't do anything you wanted, like it was normal to forget what was going on as it happened.
A label isn't just a little sticker saying "I'm this!" A label is access. To a community, to help, to resources. A label isn't sticking you in a box, it isn't limiting you down to being only this one thing. It's screaming into the void, begging not to be alone, and hearing hundreds of voices call back from the dark that you aren't.
And sometimes that's all it takes to make things a little better.
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