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decided late last night to replay btd2 cause i really missed lawrence, and had honestly forgotten most of what happens in the btd games. and dear lord i cannot explain the visceral arousal i felt when this scene happened.
like. jesus christ. Hoooly shit. i had completely forgotten this even happens?? or that this even existed? completely gone from my head.
and it's not just the whole shotgunning thing. what really gets me is the way he pinches ur nose shut. you can't breathe, can't open your mouth, so you're only option is to swallow it. you literally have no choice. fuck sake
#and also just overall the whole idea that#lawrence chose to do THAT#instead of just like#forcing the bottle to ur mouth#___#btd lawrence#btd2#lawrence oleander
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"It's in very free draining soil."
-via Reddit houseplant care subreddit
#vfd#lemony snicket#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#all the wrong questions#very free draining#reddit#the only good place for houseplant help#on no other website can you find real pictures of sad or sick houseplants along with discussion of what's wrong with it#instead of just like#stock photos of a healthy plant#signed a person with a brown thumb at best#houseplant killer qu'est-ce que c'est#very#free#draining
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My Brain: Mmm. What would it feel like, to sink deep into the soft oblivion of sleep?
Also, me, already laying in bed, mildly baffled: I have great news! You can find out! Right now!
#sd.txt#honestly why the fuck#I’m laying in bed#at a time that I traditionally attempt to sleep#wondering when I can go to sleep and thinking wistfully of what relief said sleep will bring#instead of just like#turning over and going the fuck to sleep#🤦#I’m so bemused I gotta make a damn tumblr post about it first
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right#but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead#like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic#and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually#centered in my now very right biased field of view#so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt#at least one one eyed fucker actually does that
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downsizing seasons from 22 episodes to 13 to 8. describing miniseries as "8 hour movies". loudly declaring that shows with 20+ episodes per season cannot truly be good. complaining that "it couldve been a movie". complaining about filler episodes. complaining about bottle episodes. complaining about episodes that prioritize character over plot. fr i think y'all just dont like television
#text#personal#im complaining both abt people who make tv AND people who watch it#if u dont like long form storytelling just say that and watch/make movies instead my godddd
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do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely
like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day
#on love#aroace experiences#aroace#aromantic#asexual#aspec#aroacespec#sunbloom talks#<3#just late night revelations#i like love and i love people :)#edit: loveless aros friendly btw#i think that's what i meant when i said love but not really all those months ago#“incredible fondness” is the phrase i really like instead of love#people need to stop coming onto this post being like “nO!! this IS love!!!” shut up you dont know me. maybe it is maybe its not#this was about personal experiences and it blew up somehow unfortunately lol
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[ID: Several pictures of blades with wooden handles and short blades. The blades appear to flip out like switchblades. One photo shows several blades stored in a small silver case. Two of the pictures show knives with blades shaped vaguely like fountain pen nibs or arrowheads. END ID]
“when he wanted to appear at ease he kept playing with a lancet in a way that made me nearly scream”
This is what he’s fidgeting with
#dracula#jack seward#you know#that makes a bit more sense that he's presumably flipping the blade in and out#instead of just like#spinning a scalpel around like he's doing pen tricks which is vaguely what i was imagining#the former to be honest sounds like something i'd do#i've given myself minor injuries fiddling with stuff#wouldn't be entirely out of character for me to eventually do that while proposing
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Gravity Falls AU where everything is exactly the same except Bill’s parents are alive and well, and they’re just so proud of their chaotic dream demon son
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#gravity falls fanart#cipher family fun au#digital art#my art#procreate#I just think it would be funny if like…he didn’t destroy his home dimension and instead just left to do crazy things because he wanted to#and his parents are like ‘omg that’s our boy! tormenting the masses! gaining followers! so proud of you honey!!’
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#laios touden#senshi#Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation#This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special.#*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments.#We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones!#Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'.#Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode.#I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god.#I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING.#If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.
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more bugs more drinking
#the inclusion of sprint is a form of vent art here..... documenting my reality#“”“”“”“friend”“”“”“ bought sprint instead of sprite once 1 dead 6+ injured#art#rhino beetle#gin#insect#bug#i hope this looks better printed i just did it in a hurry in like an hour and a half rip
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Rule #1: Do NOT go into the torment nexus
Forgot the rule this evening, sorry lads. Tomorrow we will try again to not go into the torment nexus. Will keep posted on results.
#to be clear about my post from earlier#i think its fucking dumb that something that small actually fucked me up that bad#and that's why it's so infuriating lmao#like why did little me go “hm yeah shame and guilt complex seems about right nyuck nyuck” and then adopt it as one of my moral pillars#Instead of just like#fucking off and reading more yaoi#I was such a bad bitch why did I become ashamed#being shameful is the antithesis of being a bad bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you cannot have shame and be a bad bitch!!!!#the coolest person you know has never gone “so yeah this is my interest.... but its stupid like it's for kids...” no you cannot be ashamed#I am so so stressed#when I was a kid I thought the black haired skater kid from jimmy neutron was like the coolest. not sheen. the chill one.#I have to be more like him. IIRC he was just like chill and oblivious and nice. He had no shame. We need to be like him.#I am SO stressed#every time I wig out about having to be a human over the weekend I remember how I gotta be like this kid. just chill and oblivious and#most importantly NO SHAME!!!!!!!!!! IM A BAD BITCH!!!! I am (not) STRESSED!!!!!!#Haha An Eva reference for all u hot nerds out there ;)
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the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.
when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."
but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.
now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.
the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.
but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."
the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.
but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?
because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!
and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.
#spilled ink#writeblr#warm up#this is an incredibly difficult idea to express#but i basically keep watching the same timelooped interaction:#someone makes tradwife content where she's like ''i think it's SO sad when ppl don't have kids EW''#and then the response is ''... go fuck yourself? i think ur life is miserable and bad ?"#and instead of being like ''oh we are all under capitalism huh''#the response is like ''you CANT say that. she made a CHOICE. she is ALLOWED to have KIDS and be HAPPY#unlike YOU who is UNHAPPY bc you don't have KIDS.''#like .... these are people who will throw the first stone. and then when you lob one back#they ask why you're so violent. they tell you that you're a bad activist.#and you're like. PARDON????? you implied being a woman meant i need to submit to my husband???#and they're like - well it's just my belief. so what if i'm invalidating your entire identity.
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ugh 😞 post social depression
#I wish I knew how to talk to people#orz#instead of just like#standing around#and wanting to participate in shit#iwrite rambles#personal#damn you social anxiety
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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
#adhd#doodles#show this to your therapist instead of failing to explain it like i did#me: its like i cant control my thoughts like i was trying to think of something earlier today but#all i could think of was this giraffe eating leaves and no matter how hard i tried to focus the thought would just. replay#my therapist: what happens if you try to let the thought just play out#me: ........ i dont know but i dont want it to be there at all when im trying to do simple addition in a maths exam#10k#100k
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i'm finally,,,
i finally have FURSONA
also mothermercy -> artiburr
#i finally get to have a url that actually reflects me as a person#instead of just like#an oddly fitting false persona type beat
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just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey
#fallout#fallout tv show#my art#lucy maclean#i was not expecting it to be so good but it was!! delightful#i think i like video game adaptations better when they do their own thing with it lol#such a relief to instead of seeing something regurgitated mindlessly for profit#its actually just a completely fresh story but in a familiar setting. cool balm on my skin#i guess that's where i'm at in the remake hell we all live in rn#ella purnell has the sweetest biggest eyes i've ever god damn seen
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