#IM GONNA SMOKE YOU UP
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me: watching project7 with my mom, trying to look calm and composed when bada walked in
my mom who watched swf2 with me twice and bought me team bebe merch knowing how much i love bada: “is that a man or a woman?”
THAT IS YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER IN LAW PUT SOME RESPECT ON HER NAME 🤧🤧🤧
#BOTH NOW WATCH 😭#she was team jam republic okay😞#she loves kirsten#why do moms do this 💔#she knew damn well#I WAS LIKE WLDKWKAKAAKAKAK#IM GONNA SMOKE YOU UP#she is kinda blind but i think this was a personal attack 😞#she always does this with people i like😭#bada lee
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albus "I hope I die first, because I can't live without you" potter
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scorpius "I hope I die second, so I can save you from that grief" malfoy
#i spent a very long time debating which way around they would be#had me sweating#do you love someone so much you cannot live without them#or love them so much you hope they never have to live without you#personally am the first ✋🏻 my fiance better fucking die after me i cannot be doing that#i know im fucking jinxing it rn#absolutely horrendous we cannot die at exactly the same time im suing#if we do die together in a car crash or smin just know that that is the best case scenario for us lmfao#jilys death is honestly the dream 🤞🏻😍 take us out together or dont take us out at all#i cannot imagine scorbus dying seperately im gonna be honest#imagine one of them at the others grave im going to throw up#absolutely not#headcanon that they die by fucking up a potion or even just dinner and setting their house on fire and dying of smoke inhalation together <#hashtag romance 😍😍😍😍😍😍#scorbus#hpcc#scorpius malfoy#albus potter#harry potter#its 6am i havent gone to sleep yet hope this is coherent 😚😚#harry potter and the cursed child#albus severus potter#scorpius hyperion malfoy
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shut up im coping
#do i even need to spoiler tag this?#yknow what. yeah. im gonna rant anyway#wild life smp#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#GET HER OUT OF THAT TEAM. GIRL PLEASE BETRAY THEM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU SHOULDNT BE THERE#this isnt even me being high on gempearl anymore i wanted her to be with jimmy or skizz and then impulse and just. the blue man jumpscare#and to clarify this is pure character talk. i just. girl your character arc#girl your character arc its on the floor#the scene where they talk about her trauma from dl…i think im gonna combust#shut up. shut up please im smoking copium#i want this team to fall apart so bad. like good for you if youre happy with this but. augh#anyway Lizzie pov was very silly very fun i might just become a Lizzie main this season/j#mcyt#and yes. i am nothing if not dedicated to the bit so i am finding shiny duo screenshots for every ep like last time
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um. can i say somethinf
#♡.gabi barks#self indulgent i dont care but#need him to tie me up soooo bad but like#need him to use the tie as. a leash. i dont knoq#need hjm to put it around my neck n need to be his puppy and idk idk idk idk idk ikd im so#gonna cry#wanr him to makr me get on all fours n cr*wl to him and oh my god. oral fixation is so bad. need him to let me **** his ****#usinf the tie to. Tug. and Pull. and.. yeah#wow i can really just write what i want … i forget i can literslly Do That.#okay would he call you#mutt or pup/puppy or. dare i say. doggie…. i donr know#please dont perceive me i hate weed im nevwr takinf an edible or smoking ever again never ever ever ever#enhypen smut#park sunghoon smut
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you know when you're going through a high stress situation that is prolonged and agonizing but you've put on a brave face and you think you've got this! 💪 and then a week into it you accidentally burn your quinoa and there's smoke and all of a sudden your skin is sloughing off and you feel like alice about to be swept away in a tide of her own tears? mmnnmm yeag.
#i cant fucking do this not at all actually im very scared and i have no idea what im gonna ddo for money and yeah i am. so scared#money isn't even scary if i can just find a job! but i need an apartment but i can't find an apartment unless i can pay for the rent#and i have to contact The Dude at some point but uh. hes mad. im scared.#augh delete later probably. im sitting on the stairs outside and smoking a cigarette which i really shouldn't do#did I tell you i was scared. i have these cruel nightmares of roaming the streets looking for nala and not finding her#and i wake up in a cold sweat in a panic not knowing where i am. everything is so unfamiliar !!!!#if things ever work out for me if i can find the money for deposit or get my investments back somehow i swear i will spend a month in compl#ete silence staring at the cieling just processing this#right now everything feels so GO GO GO and i am scared it might break me. i do not have the time for chronic ilness right now yk.#tummy ache. chewing on my cheek.#nothing to do than try to stay positive but man. this really fucking sucks and is really unfair#who knew being a people pleaser with 0 boundaries would come back to bite me in the ass.#/groan/
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TIP: Lately I've really been into frying a piece of tofu in Sesame Oil and using it as a Sandwich Filling.
#usually when i buy a tofu block i cube it and it takes forever to fry them and my patience isnt long enough to get them crispy#bc they have so many sides#but if you cut it in slices that's just 2 sides to fry#very manageable 👍#also so fucking good#i usually buy plain tofu and spice up myself but i recently got into smoked tofu and it's very good#i have some plain tofu in the fridge and im gonna try some smoked paprika spice on it#when are u supposed to call spices seasoning#idc anyways#leevi talks
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i would like to say some very 'controversial' dally hc's but i have a feeling that i should keep them to myself if i dont want to be cancelled
#by controversial i mean im just. projecting onto him#so not really controversial#more like taboo?#aha fuck all of you im gonna say them in the tags anyway#sh dally truther fight me.#he has the unstable emotions and hes impulsivr and AUGH#need that man to be CAUGHT and QUESTIONED just so he can lash the fuck out!!!!!#also dpdr. because i said so.#he would smoke a joint and have a mild panic attack cause it woulda sent him into a derealization episode#i have no back ups to either of these#i just like projecting#dolirants
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Just went back and watched Ash fight scenes and if they don't at the VERY LEAST let smoke eminate off Cinder in all his fight scenes you will see me on national and international TV.
#they rob cinder of the hair being colored like smoke#they shrink his brows#they dont even fucking TRY with the smoke detailing#they give him a hideously bisected collar in favor of an admittedly awesome but completely non-canon armor piece#seriously its like they WANT to fuck me up mentally!#/j#i am very passionate about this shit tho#i WILL fight till the end to see cinder get his so-deserved justice#also maybe its just me but the poster makes him look weird .. not a fan#ALSO THEY SHRUNK HIS BIG ':3' MOUTH FUCK THIS.#its like you can TELL its the same guy but it doesnt FEEL that way#they slapped the boring generic-ass wildbrain mouth on him#i shouldnt be getting this angry about it but i am sorry .#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#raine's rambles#i AM gonna have to make him my oc atp huh#idk why im complaining so much ill get over it eventually#ill be pissed but#ill live.
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aiden kane and escapism/black mascara by raye send tumble
#aiden kane#fence comic#'sleazin and teasin and im sittin on him..... all of my diamonds are dripping on him'???#listen. listen to me. i am shaking you by the shoulders. that is a man with horrible coping mechanisms#and youre gonna tell me he DOESNT go partying and drinking and hooking up randomly post a fence striking distance situation?#youre gonna tell me he doesnt make older guys buy him drinks? youre gonna tell me he doesnt smoke a joint here and there?#like... 'excuse my state im as high as your hopes you'll make it to my bed get me hot and sizzling?'#come ON we see him go on a date with an older guy during the MLC match#LET HIM SPIRAL LET HIM GET FUCKED UP!!!#as for black mascara... 'heart broke but still looking like millions'#AND 'there's stars up high on the ceiling of the royce/i hear this pain drown out every other noise'#i know this is a family friendly series but like. ugh it would be so interesting to see him lose his mind#maybe im just mean 😔
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There's a surprising amount of fanfics where illuso, through some sort of time bending magic or necromancy reasons, gets brought back to life and Giorno's like "yeah lemme pardon him. even tho he tried to kill us and he sucks." just so Sheila has a reason to not feel like he's super righteous and good and confronts him or wtv. Like first of all if illuso came back, Giorno wouldn't fucking pardon him he'd send him over to Sheila so she can actually kill him this time. This man tried to murder them, they considered people traitors for less 😭😭 also if u want a reason for Sheila to feel "let down" and angry at Giorno there's like, a thousand reasons u do not need to make up an ooc scenario for it I promise you....
#fugo.txt#jjba#(?#phf#idk of this counts as sheilaposting.. why did i even decide to start tagging my posts ...#LIKE there's literally so many ways to do this idea but u decided ye he would forgive. the dude that tried to kill him and kidnap trish.#the guy that beat our asses. yea well im gonna pardon him#HUH? HUH? HUH? IS IT CRACK. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SMOKING. ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK.#HE WOULD NOT FUCKING DO THAT!!!!#He'd be like oh this is convenient. and call up Sheila so she can get closure through insurmountable violence#idk like. if u want sheila to be mad at him and kick his ass theres a thousand other reasons#like the fact hes fucking LYING to her face like she's dumb. lying to EVERYONES faces.#<- lying BADLY too literally the least believable lie ive heard.#or the fact he was one of the guys that stole her goddamned kill. if you rlly wanna go the illuso way.#but... this isn't it ngl#ab a very specific fanfic i read a while ago
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me when i write a fic about getting high with zuko
#i am high rn im gonna do it#him shotgunning the smoke into your mouth#as bros#lips almost touching#you end up making out n shit#tell me this aint sexy af#zuko x male reader
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in my quest to quell my pain ive only hurt myself worse. damned if i do damned if i dont.
#i need better coping mechanisms but it’s so easy to just turn to substances when you’ve never learned how to cope w your emotions#and physical pain. however a lot of it has been brought on by the substance abuse aka i did it to myself#so i probably deserve it#but i started with them in the first place to get rid of pain that was so overwhelming and constant#it feels like every time i do something to preserve myself im punished for it#and im so sick of it. i cant believe its gotten this bad#i drink to help the pain -> i get hungover and the pain is way worse -> i drink to stop that pain#and the worst part is it always works#realistically ive depended on substances for like a decade#i started drinking at 13 and fell into a rut of alcoholism at like 15/16#my mom was going thru a phase of alcoholism and roped me into it so bad if be woken up by her bringing me a drink at 9 am#and we’d drink till she passed out and i had to walk her to bed and cook for everyone and do all the chores#it went on for months one summer#then it was weed and i smoked every day from like 18-22#only thing thwt stopped me from drinking until i started again after both my parents died#i havent recovered since.#im still so traumatized and depressed that i looked for any method of relief#the dph phase was the worst. i think alc is even better than that lmfao it was horrible#once i got access to alc i stopped all that. wouldnt have if i hadnt had alc tho#it’s honestly been one addiction after the other for a decade#and my parents fueled so much of it#‘oh id rarher you drink under my eye than do it behind my back’#BRUH YOU WOULDNT LET ME GO ANYWHERE OR DO ANYTHING. HOW WOULD THWT HAVE HAPPENED#crazy how i was obsessed w drugs and shit by the time i was 10 and i remember thinking wow im gojna grow up to be an addict.#why am i so irreparably fucked up#idk whatever. like im not gonna drink abt it lmao.
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Every few years the tumblr queer community decides that we clearly don't have enough problems as is with real bigots, and they pick a sub-category of other queer people to convince us that "actually these are the True Oppressors, Guys, I Promise, they're too loud and privileged and stealing our rights as we speak!" while also mostly using recycled terf rhetoric but Woke This Time to support these accusations. At some point it was bi people (especially bi sapphics), then ace and aro people. Now it seems it's the turn of trans men & transmasc people in general.
And of course, if you as a member of the targeted demographic try to speak up, you're labelled as proof of the accusations. "See? They're loud and annoying and are oppressing us by not letting us target them, instead of shutting up and taking it like good little victims!".
And I, for one, I'm not having it.
#queer stuff#insert personal tag i forgot#I'm not transmasc but i am ace and bi and have been on the receiving end of this rhetoric before#so no im not gonna just shut up and watch my transmasc siblings & my trans brothers suffer because some tumblr users-#-decided anyone even close to masculinity in any way shape or form is the babadook and will kill us all#yall are simply reinventing gender essentialism & misogyny but trying to make it woke#and honestly yall just sound like cishet bigots who think queer people speaking up abt their oppression means they want YOU dead#“oh no one (1) trans dude made a weird article that means ALL OF THEM ARE EVIL OPPRESSORS AND WANT TO SUPPLANT US!”#do you fucking HEAR yourselves#and it's almost always western queers. specifically american queers that spread this bullshit#because i guarantee you if you saw this shit to an average greek queer they WILL think you're smoking something#it's almost as if... queer people that face daily cultural oppression don't care about imagined infighting! bc we have real fucking problems
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Theres no season 4 because theyre too scared to animate the canon gay couple. They know its going to change the dr stone mrm ecosystem forever
#its the smug way that xeno introduces stanley as 'ex military' like yes he used to work for the state but now he works for ME#Listen to my problems#like tsukasen is already so popular if theyre gonna introduce another hot guy x silly guy couple AND theyre adults AND theyre evil#itll be fucking game over. actually maybe not. since theyre adults. they only wanna do dj of kids#and the current stanxeno doujins all have a very specific mature bl vibe that tsukasen struggles to match#and its so fucking funny when he immediately cracks an inside joke because he doesnt like stanleys smoking habit but hes literally the one#making the cigarettes for him like he just fucking loves him its so funny. and then when we see stan actually doing his job he complains#that xeno likes overloading him with equipment because he wants him to be at his best#and near the end he... he SHYLY hands him a pack of chewable tobacco like 'here since you cant smoke in space' <- HUH#like thinking of his nicotine addiction is already crazy enough but SHYLY looking away and handing them to him ? what was that ? why#did he get nervous ? is he gay ?#im not even talking about the face grab scene because stanley was literally about to make out with him if senku wasnt standing right there#this isnt fanfic like he reached out in canon and grabbed xenos chin and forcibly tilted his head up to look into his eyes#and it wasnt for a contrived plot reason he just did that because he wanted to. and it was never explained#like senku staring at ryusuis ass can be explained away because he just likes guys but stanley doing that was so actively and aggressively#homosexual behaviour i cant stress how much he just randomly did that#and the focus on his lips in the previous panels before that part. also pretty funny#his lips that were so beautiful that everybody thought he wore lipstick but no theyre just a perfect shade of deep red
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OH WAIT I FORGOT TO POST THIS!
I title this: Smoking is cool and all 7 year olds should try it.
My DND OC Violet (shadow monk/rogue) in a baseball pinup sort of vibe, I'm obsessed with her. Heavily inspired by my time in the TF2 fandom and a certain type of scout art.
Violet hits things with a stick until they die too, so it kinda fits lmao. I may do more inspired by other TF2 classes? We will see.
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#dnd#dungeons and dragons#ocs#tf2#illustration#feel free to reblog :)#listen. we dont need to talk about how i never considered baseball sexy poses until i indulged in scout art.#i am a product of my hyperfixations there is no denying that#also you can tell by how i draw Violet that i am an ass man. its hard to have your art tell you that#VERY proud of how the smoke came out; ive never rendered smoke before but it look great IMO#also if it wasn't extremely clear; the phalic imagery was very intentional. she got that metaphorical big dick#i think this is the first time ive drawn her in 'modern' clothes. very funny#ALSO i tried a new trick to make the color more harmonious and i like it. everything is tinged a little blue and it makes everything meld#also; what is she sitting on? fuck you; a nondescript cube#one last thing: ive given up posting to my old art blog; im just gonna post stuff hefe since i draw so infrequently#and reblog to my OC blog when applicable#kay bye like and reblog pls *kisses*
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#im not gonna tag this as him cuz i dont want this in the main tag but robbie#reyes obv anyway the idea is he picked it up cuz it was the only way he could get a break at work and now#he cant quite kick the habit#but on the other hand him smoking like literally smoke coming out of him naturally and amadeus assuming he smokes and being like nooooo its#so bad for you uwu and robbies like uh no i just do this#anyway i think amadeus would want him to put a cigarette out on him
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