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EJKEJFBJKJEFJBJJJEKDCNEIFJSJFBIJEBVBEUIF -Sounds of me being electrocuted-
Aaaaaa Your art is amazing!
Can I ask you to draw that scene from "taking life as is" where NSH started shouting and shaking Moon and Pebbles?
Thank you!! Man i've been meaning to do TLAI doodles but just never got around to
#IM GOING TO EXPLODE#ACTUALLY#IMMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW#IM BEEN SLAPPED#SHEEEIIRKKEEKK#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#OOOAAAAAAGGGGHHHH#THIS IS SO GOOD EXACTLY THE VIBE#LYSSSS GOES INSANE#TLAI Fic#taking life as is#umbilicals severed au
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they licensed his ass
my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhsy#riz gukgak#Fuck With My Sketch#I mean it I'm gonna use that. gotta stop me if u dont wanna#doing things like this is bittersweet bc this slaps and I look at this and Im like well. I will never be able to nail this look again#I guess that's the plight of self taught art. but also it means you have to learn to let go and go look for different delights#you can't get too attached to one way of doing things. you will find many new things on ur way to make more funny bictures n such#this slaps tho Im so happy with how this came out lol. its be a long while since I last drew something in this vein#appropriate that its for riz lol he deserves it. he deserves the photoshoot pieces#funny enough this also kind of was prompted by drawfee? in one of the episodes I was binging (I thiiiink the one bg a day ep)#jacob brought up one of the artists I follow on twitter (havent been there in a decent while lol) who uses a pretty distinct#blue-on-red palette that got me to think abt teal-on-red and then this happened#funny enough I did start the piece with teal-on-red but then I shifted to blue after and was like wait I love this suddenly#and then committed lol. I should work with teal-on-red properly more but for now! we have fun! we enjoy#thats my journey thank u for listening. thank u for drawing with me if u have and come hang next time if u havent
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omianne wip from over a year ago that ill never properly finish (redraw of 'the other father' by mac conner)
#just slapped on some greyscale and a gradient overtop and called it a day.......i just finally want all my wips cleared😩#i dont have a wip folder so i just come across things and then im like ohh yeahhhhhhhhhh.......YOU........🫵🫵🫵#i havent been drawing anything bc im working on my curse-breaker oneshot and i finally finished the outline and its 16.7k words LMAO#gonna try not to stress too much about how well its written/editing since its just a oneshot...so hopefully itll be done soon#and im gonna do a comic to go along with it ofc...any excuse to draw curse-breaker older seb??? YES PLEASE🧎♀️🧎♀️#ominis gaunt#anne sallow#hogwarts legacy#ominis x anne#ominis#choccyart
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Then & Now
HAPPY 14TH ANNIVERSARY NINJAGO HRHGHGHHHH
#zane n lloyd the fambly ever#i just drew them cuz i love them and also i didn't want to draw a bajillion ppl#anyway#14 YEARS#GOSH#and i've been here for TWO of these anniversaries now how crazy is that#fun facts about these drawings btw:#had to redo the first background bc i had it as the old monastery#and then i remembered AGAIN that the monastery was destroyed before lloyd joined#<- motherfucker who needs to re-watch the first several seasons#and on the second piece:#yes i put lloyd in a tanktop just bc i wanted to show off the dragoni features that i slapped on that man#anyway bye i made these in a haze of hyperfixation and now im going to hibernate for a few weeks#sunn art#dont repost#lego ninjago#dragons rising#lloyd garmadon#zane julien#fanart#artists on tumblr#ninjago 14th anniversary
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Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)
TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.
(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)
This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.
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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.
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The kid is a surprise though.
Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.
There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.
The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.
The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.
He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.
A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.
At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.
Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.
Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"
The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."
Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.
"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."
He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.
The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.
"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.
The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.
Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.
The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.
Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."
#I have never seen Batman (2022) so really I'm just using battinson and crew as templates for my fic. but hey what else is new lol#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc fic#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dpxdc fanfic#i dont know shit about detective work or true crime so forgive me for any bad terminology or incorrect procedure for how these things work#just a fun rough idea for how i imagined gordon's first meeting with nightingale goes LMAO. im sticking to the idea that danny doesn't#officially join the field for a *while* due to more than just health reasons. so his first appearances are brief and usually to give B smth#danny: im only here as express delivery for vader's little brother over there. yall stay safe tho.#bruce: *kill bill sirens bass-boosted* ohmygodwhatishedoinghere#batman: how did you get here... | danny: you have so many spare grappling hooks it was pr easy to just grab one and go#also danny is whispering on purpose because he doesn't have his ghost form to fall back on as a secret identity. so he *is* actually taking#extra steps to keep his identity safe. and people usually sound different when they're whispering. he also has personal beef with#office martinez despite the fact that they've never met. Danny's HEARD of his ass. he hATES his ass.#Martinez: *to batman* freak | danny: im going to Bite Him. | batman (reluctantly): hmr. please don't. | danny: im going for his shins#Martinez and Nightingale have this whole thing going on between the two of them. danny WILL slap a sticky note on Martinez's back that says#'asshole' on it and its the one spot square on his spine that martinez can't reach.#someone: why are you beefing with like. an actual 12 year old | martinez: HE'S A LITTLE RAT. THAT'S WHY. he's here to torment me#battinson: *did you grapple the whole way here* | danny: yah. it was kinda fun. i would've gotten here faster but i kept having to stop#battinson: *hnnn* im driving you back | danny:.. are you sure? | battinson already pulling him out of the room: y e s#i've been thinking about this for literally WEEKS. what did bruce forget? good question! i'll figure that out if or when i get to this#danny has Issues behind the word freak so its like a mini beserker button for him regardless of who the word is aimed at lol. lmao#martinez calls batman a freak once while nightingale is within range and its just the doom ost as danny simply Disappears from sight#like oops. you are now. In Danger. rip couldn't be me.#blood blossom au
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behold hitherto unposted htn doodles! harrow+her terrible mentor, harrow+her terrible roommate
#tlt#my art#these were unfinished which i thought was a shame so i sort slapped some colors nd background stuff on them and now here they are.#top one soooo old but i still liked it and didnt want to condemn it to a fate of sitting in my wip folder forever and ever#bottom ones are more recent; they were scattered throughout the margins of a bunch of different wips and i grouped them together#in this one canvas so i could post them cause i like em. im charmed by soup bowl harrow w/ her normal pajamas. she would probably#not wear that.#ive been thinking abt harrianthe a lot lately i want to post about them more but i can't finish anything lately#not cause im artblocked or anything i'm fine in that respect i just have no free time 💀
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Woe, madcom be upon ye! Updated designs/headcannons!
#madness combat#madcom#deimos#sanford#hank j. wimbleton#doc#2bdamned#yeah thats all of them whatever#jar art#i plan on doing madness day pieces and those might kill me. but i will get them done#someone just might have to hold me at gunpoint LMAO#its been 2 years since i drew these guys!!!! thats wild!!!!!#also these arent really original ideas#i kinda slapped a lot of designs i liked together! im not breaking any new ground (HA) here#i stole doc's jacket from fallout tho. thats a secret for people who read the tags
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theyre soft your honour
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#okkotsu yuuta#inumaki toge#inuokko#inumaki#yuuta#fanart#jjk fanart#timelapse#long time no canon fits !!!#still having the time of my life playing with these brushes#i was just gna do a regular draws to slap on the ask i just got but i decided 2 record it last minute fgdgd#didnt know if an mp4 file would cooperate if i tried to put it under an ask so i played it safe#but know this is fr u anon <3#i ..... cannot believe i am continuing my streak from last night of Forgetting very key and very obvious design elements#last night it was yuuij's sukuna scars.... today it is inumaki's tattoos.......#smh im Slipping fr#breaking news tumblr user hinamie fake jjk fan And fake fanartist :C#its ok tho ! crisis averted!! me forgetting them may be caught in 4k but i Did catch myself before posting th video#that would have been tragic i would have been chased out of this fandom with pitchforks. i wld have been pelted with rocks#anyway i like this piece a lot i like them i like the black/white/blue#VERY happy i got yuuta's hair right without too much hassel#turns out i know how to draw and references r a godsend <3#oh also !!! @ the person who asked about my colouring process this is what i was talking abt re: painting with an underpaint layer#helps everything look cohesive :3
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bro is ethereal
#hades#hades 2#hades II#hades hypnos#hades game#mmarts#idk how many times i have said 'bro is ethereal'#but it is true so yea#just slapping some colors onto there i have work in the morning uhgughhug#i said id draw hypzag but i didnt im so sorry yall#ive been playing the game again wwww#non twst art jumpscare
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the way I was introduced to dc was teen titans in which nobody ever uses their secret identity ever. They never use their names, only their pseudonyms and that has stuck with me for some reason. Idek if they know what Robin looks like. Robin is Robin, Starfire is Starfire. Stop calling him dick grayson stop deadnaming him
#ive been watchingggg oh god ive been watching non stop im on s2#now#love them so much I wanted to read fanfiction#i was slapped in the face with their civilian names#stooppp thaaattt he's robin :(#i kind of have my own hcs on why the teen titan tower isn't really a safe place for ppls secret identities#don't ask idk anything about dc if anyone knows ANYTHING about anything they will get mad at me#i only know basic stuff ok? I've never read the comics or anything I only watched s1 of yj#and the one batman cartoon#but idk i adore the idea of a hero completely abandoning their original identity snd just taking#their hero name as their name and just being someone else you know#robin is robin to meeee#but i do think there should be a scene where his masks falls off in front of like. star or something and she just fucking#covers his face with her hand before she sees him#i like that#teen titans#robin
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I was consumed by the need to see P in that incredible mask from Lisrim's original music video lmao 💫
#sin scribbles#lies of p#pinocchio lies of p#p lies of p#neowiz#djmax#(can you tell im like gasping for that dlc because i am. im about to turn into dust and disappear on the wind never to be seen again)#(i cant believe this is where life has taken me. but im also not complaining.)#(this is a formal request for neowiz to patch this mask in as a wearable accessory. actually this is not a request it is a heated demand.)#(i am currently sick but ill be damned if that stops me from drawing my wildest dreams i.e this)#(anyway the lies of p version of lisrim slaps like crazy and ive been feral about it since it dropped. AMEN.)#(the moment i saw the thumbnail for the og version of lisrim it was over for me i was given divine purpose and had no choice in the matter.#(you are my soooon YOURE MY SON. BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE.)
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im rooting for an inbred family someone get me out of here
#the toto png just slapped on there 😭😭😭 TORGER MOVE ASIDE#the most woody toystory george has ever looked i hate it here!!!!!!!#the names on the thigh tho 😳 is that real. im thinking#hazel.txt#f1#ive been so offput by toto but theyre all from different angles and shit 😭 merc socials if you need a guy. im available
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Oh me?? What am I up to?? Nothing much.. just thinking about how funny it would be if Suga planned on hosting a Halloween party for the captain squad and their boyfs but he hears Daichi say how he has a spiderman costume he could wear. And recalls Oikawa telling him that that's what Iwa-chan was going as. And Suga realises that if he plays his cards right, he could be the funniest man alive (and he's RIGHT).
Cue the captain squad all showing up in spiderman costumes (but somebody definitely misunderstood, probably bokuto or ushijima, and came dressed as a man-sized spider) and re-enacting that meme as they meet at the party:
#It's all fun and games until Suga slaps Daichi's ass and the mask is pulled up to reveal a very bewildered Iwaizumi underneath#From then on Suga demands everybody to take off their masks.#hq captains#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hq#haikyuu ships#halloween#sugawara koushi#sawamura daichi#captain squad#boyfriends of captain squad#what do we call them collectively??#fuck it im tagging all of them#daisuga#iwaoi#ushiten#bokuaka#kuroken#ive been busy listening to epic's vengeance saga#no yeah it was an all day event
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im going to fucking hurt someboday!!!!!!!y
#great god grove#great god grove spoilers#please for the love of god what is this pairing called i want them to slap his old frail 50 year old man ass so bad#doodles#godspek#????#hecpoke#?????#you dont fucking understamd the mental disorder#i WANT THAT OLD MAN DEAD#ughghghghghhhh#i have such a crush#nobody fucking understands#when i first booted up my playthru i thought the game was pushing spek and godpoke together as a potential canon pairing#im so fucking mad THEIR DICK SHOULDVE BEEN IN HIS MOUTH LONG AGO!!!!!#we all see the potential right#also theyre wearing cowboy pants
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GUYS. OH MY GOD
#HE WAS PLAYING D&D ON DISCORD#THEY TOOK A BREAK#HE FUCKED ME OVER THE COUCH AND THE MOMENT WE WERE DONE#HE SAID “GOOD JOB DARLING”#SLAPPED MY ASS#AND UNMUTED HIS EARBUD. WHICH HAD BEEN IN HIS EAR THE WHOLE TIME#AND IMMEDIATELY WENT BACK TO D&D#im telling you guys. some of these nerds FUCK#lowkey i didnt realize he was hitting my cervix so hard and im kinda cramping bad rn but. it is what it is sometimes sex does that
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"Can't we push dying to a week from Friday?"
Another one down! this time, norn warrior Grif for my RvB gw2 au <3
man's got a stick to wack a bitch and he... might use it.
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb grif#rvb gw2 au#my art#batsy art#AT LASTTTTT#ive been sitting on this one almost since i finished kai's i just... could not finalize his fashion wars bc i didnt have any masc norns#to model the boots when i realized i wanted to do cultural boots for him so i made a keyfarm norn for once to finally sort him out#one more red left and then its just.. blues as far as the eye can see (jk theres only two 'blue's left bc im not counting wash)#but im getting there!! once i got the main blood gulch crew done i might slap them all into one image again.. for funsies#and bc the norn scaling only works if u have someone with them to make it clear how big they are lmao#but i digress!! bop stick grif <3
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