#IM A FUCKING PANSY
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oh my god oh my god. what the fuck. i dont even know how to respond to this one ive been trying and. ooooh my god
#i!!!#WYM NOT THAT MUCH#GHHHH#IM A FUCKING PANSY#THIS IS KILLIMG ME#OOOH MY GOD#when i opened this i could feel my face literally turning red#THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME#THIS IS FUCKED#AUGH#AAAAAA#i need#to go lie down#h my god#scrawny when i fuckjng get you#self ship#monnie answers
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Draco is THE antagonist of the story and I'm lowkey sick of people diminishing his character's importance in the story and to Harry's character development. so I'm writing an essay about how Draco as a character is fucking important especially his antagonistic arc
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1. The crumbs:
First of all, and this doesn't get mentioned often, Draco is the first magical kid Harry meets his age.
Not only that, he is our first glimpse at two major upcoming conflicts in the series: Blood Supremacy, and Hogwarts houses.
Draco plays the important role of the narrative foil to Harry. (even wikipedia references them in the "foil" page)
Draco's main function as a character is to showcase Harry's best traits, through being his most worst. Unlike, Snape and Voldemort, Draco is more concerned with creating internal conflicts for Harry than external ones.
He is the character that says mudblood the most, with the frequency decreasing every book. He is the character that plays with/teases/bullies the psychological vulnerabilities of the trio (specifically Ron and Harry). He is one of the few characters that give rational criticism (against Hagrid, calling out the trio dynamic..) that, taken outside the keyframe imposed by the author, can showcase the flaws in Harry's views and his bias. He is also the only character that shows moral self-reflection that isn't motivated by either a reward or "love", which not only serves as character development for Draco but for Harry too who grows to sympathize with Draco, a small breakup from his fixed binary morality.
Draco is also a very active character. His actions and choices affect the plot. The majority of the first book literally happens because of his dumbass. In the second book, he is our first introduction to the word mudblood, he's also the main suspect to the two main mysteries. If Draco wasn't such a bitchass, would buckbeak gave been in said place for Harry to use him to save Sirius?
He is important narratively but what interests me is his importance to Harry's arc.
What separates Draco from other antagonists is that he creates internal conflicts that stem from his personal conflicts with Harry, because of Harry as a person. Not because Harry's the chosen one standing in his way, not because Harry's lily or James's son. Because Harry's Harry. and this exchange is mutual.
Their personal dynamic is set up in their first meeting. Harry, upon hearing two sentences from Draco, reacts negatively because of deeply personal issues (Dudley). I don't think Harry reacts personally to any other characters the way he did with Draco? Considering that Draco wasn't even hostile in his first sentences.
While Draco targets both Harry and Ron, there's a clear difference in how Draco bullies them both but also how Harry and Ron perceive Draco.
Draco is crueler on Ron. And his bullying doesn't feel personal, just apathetic, humiliating and mean. It feels like Draco is more cruel on Ron because Harry chose Ron over him and it shows by Draco coming back every now and then searching for Harry's compartment, trying to egg him, to look for a way that will make Harry regret rejecting Draco.
About Harry & Ron perception about Draco, it's showcased in the second book by the two main major events Draco was suspected in
1. Opening CoS. It was Ron who suspected Draco for this, not Harry. Ron suspects Draco for an action that affects everyone in the school.
2. Sending Dobby. Harry suspects that it was Draco that sent Dobby to prevent Harry from coming to school. Harry suspects Draco of an action that targets him specifically, and his reason of suspect? "because Malfoy hates me". It's personal.
Another instance of Harry making every issue personal with Draco: In the fifth book, after the sorting hat's song about houses unity
'And it wants all the houses to be friends?' said Harry, looking over at the Slytherin table,where Draco Malfoy was holding court. 'Fat chance. '
I'm also pretty sure the reason why Harry chooses not to be in Slytherin was 50% because Draco got sorted into Slytherin. the other 50% being Hagrid telling him that Slythering are eviiil. Btw a conversation that wouldn't have happened if Draco hadn't brought up houses in their first meeting.
Like I said, most of the plot in the first book goes back to Draco.
My main point is that the relationship between Harry and Draco as characters is beyond goals, motives, obstacles, moral causes bla bal bla, and is on the spectrum of "I took that personally".
2. the main plate:
Draco transitioned in the sixth book from an antagonist to a "side character" with a life. His role as character no longer functioned by his connection to Harry.
and this is where a flip of dynamic happened, where Harry became the antagonist to Draco's arc.
He's the one following him. He's the one egging him on (in the first 5 books,it was always Draco starting conversations with Harry, but in the sixth book, it's mostly Harry who started conversations with Draco) He's the one hurting him (Sectumsempra) (even on accident). He's the one trying to create obstacles to Draco's goal.
and why is that? why was Harry so obsessed with Draco?
If it were because of a moral righteousness, then why not focusing on Snape who's probably more suspicious? like who cares about Draco.. yeah he's sus but Dumbledore says it's not important..
This line of thought is more Ron and Hermione because they don't share the kind of deep personal issues towards Draco like Harry does.
so why is harry so obsessed?
"Harry, knowing and loathing Malfoy, was sure the reason could not be innocent."
This line in the sixth book explains it. Harry knows and loathes Draco with more emphasis on *knowing*.
Harry admits that he knows Malfoy, of course the fruit of labor of staring at Draco for five years, but why does he even stare in the first place? Because Harry is curious about Draco.
In comparison with Snape and Voldemort, our other antagonists, Harry doesn't show the same enthusiastic curiosity for them. At least not the same way he does with Draco. Most of what we know about Snape and Voldemort are shown through external ways. Either their memories of memories of other people about them. Their character arcs happen outside Harry's vision, either in the past or in a memory. It's not Harry who seeks those information. They come to him.
Draco, on the hand, most if not all of his character development happens in front of Harry. From his bullshit in the five years to him crying in the bathroom, him lowering his wand, him lying in the Manor. even the visions that Harry sees through Voldemort about Draco torturing Rowle, are happening in the present. Draco's character development is laid bare in front of Harry.
but back to his obsession in the sixth book, it's because Harry knows Draco so well that not only he's right about him being a DE, but "Malfoy being up to something" is not something new to Harry, it's actually a normal thing that kept happening for 5 years of his life. Malfoy was always up to smtg. It's this idea of a normality that fuels like a new purpose in life for Harry after being wrecked by Sirius' death. Not only the mystery tingles his detective neurons, he knows he's right about Draco which only fuels his persistence. Draco being a person he hates also downplays the guilt/shame Harry could feel while stalking him. like I'm sorry but Harry was shameless and embarassing the whole year. The way Hermione and Ron looked at him sometimes so funny, also Hermione distancing herself from Harry when he talked to McG about Draco like "idk this person". Harry was kinda giving pre-HBP Draco vibes lowkey.
This shows that Harry himself is motivated by personal feelings (though negative) as an antagonist to Draco's arc himself.
And the important point here is the flip of dynamics. Draco is not just a mere side character in Harry's life. If anything, the moment he tries to become a side character with his is own arc, Harry is forcing himself in it. Because they're both foils to each other. It doesn't work on just one side.
The dessert:
The dynamic completely evolves again with the end of HBP as Draco gains a moral sense and Harry watching Draco's character development unfolding gains a more nuanced view than his old black/white one.
In DH, Draco and Harry are not antagonists anymore to each other. Draco and Harry are kind of heroes to each other?? as they both try to save each other like two times.
A lot of people downplay Draco's lie in the Manor, comparing it to Dudley's "You're not a waste of space" as "character development" moment.
bruh.
Dudley said that after Harry saved him. Draco literally was the one who took the initiative to lie, expecting no reward, literally had more to lose by lying, he was literally acting against his own interests, his family's life was in danger!!! Harry saved Draco after Draco saved him.
also Draco's character development started with him lowering his wand.
but back to being each other heroes. Our other comparison is Ron who is in both situations where Harry saves Draco but he's the one reacting negatively and complainig about them saving Draco, not Harry. Which is funny because Ron says "we saved you" but in both cases it's Harry who's doing the saving and Ron is just there witnessing, and again I don't think he still realizes what was happening since the sixth year. He thinks his hostile feelings towards Draco are the same ones Harry has. That they're similar. Ron.. Harry literally almost risked your life to save Draco.
It also speaks of character development from Harry that he's not reacting negatively anymore towards Draco. He grew out of it. Like Draco also was starting to grow out of his toxic ideologies.
They're both growing up simultaneously.
And Draco was The first wizard kid Harry talked to (with no precognition or insidious motive)
Draco was the first character who he flew with
Draco was the first character who he dueled with
and so in DH,
Draco was the first character who tried to help Harry with no selfish motive
Draco was the first character that flew with Harry on the same broom (at least I think so?)
Draco was the first and only character whose wand Harry dueled with against Voldemort and won.
I wish I could write more. About Sectumsempra. About wand connection. but I'm tired.
#Draco doesn't need a redemption arc#and Harry is more interesting than people think he is#I wanted to say more but I lost my line of thought#my whole point is Drarry is a coming of age relationship lmao#no really#jokes aside this is for the fics#that try to rewrite Draco a friend to Harry#but then end up making a new antagonist for Harry like either Theo or Pansy#um no fuck u#like why???#Draco cannot be replaced narrative wise#the story exists because of who he is as a character#you cannot just replace him with just nobody#also it wouldn't be with the same “I took that personally” like Drarry have#like it takes a Draco for Harry to forget his morality and start taking it personally#like im just saying though#drarry#draco malfoy#harry potter
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alright flower eating enjoyers what is your favourite flower to eat out of my personal favourites
this is based off plants I personally have access to so if your fav isnt here then thats why. or because i dont like it. dont ask me where lavender is (i am very allergic)
#and share ur favourite method of consumption ? 👉👈#like i like lilac tea and violet syrup and eating magnolia straight up yk#im seperating sweet violet and pansies bcs they taste so different#i like sweet violet much much more#and also bcs they tend to grow wild vs being intentionally planted#theres also a lot of edible flowerING plants i didnt include#and dont ask me abt geranium !!! i fucking hate geranium !!! >:(#anyway.#ceci says stuff#poll#polls
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day of hearts picnic breakfast at the lagoon <3
the mornings are quiet, so they always try to get out before the festivities start.
check out my inprnt shop!!
#tangled the series#rapunzels tangled adventure#pansy-art#princess rapunzel#tangled cassandra#eugene fitzherbert#cassunzel#new dream#pascal#uknighted dream#i still dont like the second one that much😭#but ill post it anyways bc if im starving i know you guys are fucking famished /j
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should i tell this girl i accidentally on purpose rejected that i like her??? i mean she confessed a few months ago and i was kinda in a bad place then and i told her literally, "rain check" but now i like her again??? im gonna call her tree girl for priv issues and also we hung out in a tree once, best day out ever imo we had SOLEROS!!
alr yall we gonna call in the poll i am stuck
#tree girl#pansy's suffering#generic stuff#bisexual issues ig#godddddd she is soooooo pretty#shes so nice#she is NOT on here so im safe#i havent seen her in a yr#she moved a bit away round then#turns out her new house is 5 min away from fucking mine. r u joking
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#😭😭😭#this was on pansies day yeah#i might just start posting hansard fragments who's going to stop me. im like deep in it for this fucking rpf#auspol#hansard#from 05 nov 1992#shut up ulrike#political yaoi tag
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is sirius jr the kind of guy who thought good guys get to be happy but he’s not happy. he is poison in the water and unhappy. little boy who needs his daddy real bad?
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
#im going to throw up.#hard times is THE pansy & pansycissa song to me.#jesus fucking christ#GUYS WE NEED TO START TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT PANSYSIRIUS FRIENDSHIP#JESUS CHRIST.#@ this anon. you have no idea what you’ve done to me#im going to be sick#sirius jr#asks
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See the real reason why Aziraphale never falls is because he's the one who tattled on Satan in the first place, ultimately leading to the Great War, and he's permanently in God's good books for being a snitch. If he ever DOES fall and go to Hell Satan would recognize him on sight and dunk him in holy water immediately
i don't like your implication that my boy is a grass, but by GOD is this the most enlightened thing ive seen on this hellsite
#ive been laughing at this for the last five minutes#i have tears in my eyes#the suggestion that satan's true enemy isnt in fact god#but the pansy ass angel that fucking dobbed him in#good omens#not a shitpost but its good omens babyyyy#ask#oh god im laughing again its not stopoing
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reading a few rarepair femslash fics (here's the series if yall are interested) has led to me writing my own rarepair oneshot with background every rarepair i can think of and it's very fun bc i don't really ship it but why not yk??
#for those wondering#the main ship is#harry x cedric x cho#aka cherry#ak MY LOVELIES#cherry#and the background ships are#ginny x pansy#(it's implied to be in the past but it doesn't HAVE to be)#ron x luna#(i used to dislike it but now im kinda fucking w it? it's not at all important in this fic but they're pre-relationship here)#and bc i love them im going to try and get#hermione x lavender#in there too
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i may be hyping mtself up too much but the ideas i have for skills bracket 2 already are killing me it'll be soooo funny
#submission form for not the characters involved jn the bracket but i stead for items to give 2 the characters#so they can kill each other#if auth specifically gets voted out he is allowed to switch out with pansy and pansy os just in the competition now. fuck youo#it'll be a mess but at least we'd be going in knowing what we're doing this time around#random polls for suggestion that's juat 'cocomelon him.' whether or not this effects the bracket would be up in the air#a secret rule that actually there is One skill that just can't be voted out and depending on how shit goes#people are either gonna find out real wuickly or not at all. election fraud babey!!#JAJWSJDJFKDKDMDJFKFKD#im kidding abt that last one but wouldn't it be Funny. wouldn't it give you a funny hahas. yes it would. laugh with me.#i have a url for this saved I'll try to set it up later today idk#or maybe we should wait til april. give us SOMETHING positive to look forward to during thst month#no it has to ve normal first i T HAS to be normal first. okay.#okay normal bracket first insane bracket second
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turning 25 next month and ik that is NOT old but i am sad that i feel like ive missed my window on being someone's concerningly young boyfriend :(
#this is a JOKE#but i havent had sex since before covid i had a boyfriend for like 2 months and was like okay#now that i have fucked i am more comfortable hooking up w people more casually#and then covid hit so i havent fucked since i was TWENTY#do i actually WANT to be in a relationship with a significantly older man? no i dont trust them#but i want to fuck older men for sure <3#r.txt#anyway was listening to my favorite pansy division song dirty young man and was like damn im too old for that to be me :(
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“amber is childish” “amber acts like shes 10” yall have clearly never watched her proposal event bc that 10 year old has clinical depression and suicidal tendencies and might unironically be one of the most emotionally mature out of all the marriage candidates in the entire game
#WHAT is wrong with her oh my god#i just rewatched thsi event today bc i forgot what happened in it i just knew it was Fucked#AND IM SO???!??! WHAT????!????#rf4#rune factory 4#rf4 amber#pansy rambling again#bokumono#bokujou monogatari#rune factory#rune factory 4 special#rf4 special
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Okay, but like the evil characters
#especially women#im gay for them#fuck im gay for every woman#but thats not the point#bellatrix black#morgana pendragon#td heather#td courtney#drew tanaka ig shes evil#silena beauregard (at some point)#pansy parkinson#alecto carrow#mrs zabini#and probably some more#but i dont remember
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//crim
#//to be clear he “supports gay rights” in the most boomer way possible#//in his mind youre either gay or straight (hes CONVINCED moxx is fucking with him tbh)#//he'll call someone a pansy or a sissy or what have you but he doesnt Actually Care yk? his issue w/moxx *specifically* is his taste in men#//he doesnt understand any of it and he doesnt care to. he Tries but his attempts are bad (The Scene in s2e3. that is what im talking about)#//and he refuses to improve or unlearn what he grew up hearing ://#//hes not gonna kick his kid (moxx) out for being queer hes not gonna lobby against gay marriage bc frankly its not his business#//i have no conclusion to this. i hope you enjoyed my rambling.#ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ // ooc.
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#ok. ok going down a few stairs was a BAD idea#umm lmao call me a pansy ass bitch but#im actually in tears rn bc of how bad my kneecaps are hurting#like legitimately my period back pains are tamer than this#i dont. want a repeat of today for tomorrow. but ik damn well it will be#and it will be until the 23rd#i fucking hate this im gonna throw up
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Trump Derangement Syndrome
if you voted for him you deserve all the horrible consequences you’ll get. You say derangement syndrome I say it’s not gaf about you and gaf about me and my black folks who are done saving your lying and backstabbing arssses!
#Guess what I#didn’t vote for#Mass Deportations#you pansy#I actually voted with everybody’s best interest.#Now im#Deranged and racist#for showing yall who yall#voted for?#🤣🖕🏽 you biitches#maybe Latinos should focus#on how they plan#to prove to Trump’s ICE#that they’re here legally#instead of calling Black Americans#“Low vibrational”#they got big ass#fish to fry#but always got they heads stuck up#our Black asses#that’s why it#youreonyourown2025-28#Fuck stopping Asian hate#fuck free Palestine#fuck solidarity with indigenous natives#And fuck hews#I’m fine with the mass deportations now#yall on your own#2024 presidential election#election 2024
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