#IF YOU INSIST

[andyoullhearitagain]

POV: Your frenemy with benefits situationship just walked in on you getting a hand job (you're about to be arrested for arms dealing)

[tylerposey]

OWEN WARNER I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here (22.05)

[nartothelar]

ALL THEY WANTED WAS SOME BERRIES! Please give it some berries and tell them to ask nicely next time.

they can have some, as a treat. aftermath of this

[easilydistracted14]

[ladymoonstardust]

There are 206 bones in the human body, 207 when I’m watching Les Mis 2012 second act

[actualyves]

[beautifulbitch-2]

[snotoflathander]

👀 👀 👀

[dduane]

Just finished shooting the "Battlefield Boiled Bacon with Three Sharp Sauces" recipe for the Food and Cooking of the Middle Kingdoms site. Nothing to do now but sit and watch the cider fizz...  :)

(ETA: apologies to those who may have tried to wander into the site today and found themselves staring at a “This Site May Be Dangerous To Your Computer!!1!11!!!” warning. The foodandcooking subdomain’s SSL certificate [i.e., the thing that provides the “s” in the “https”, and renders your website a little harder to use for nefarious purposes] expired yesterday, and for reasons presently unknown failed to auto-renew as it should have. Many thanks to Tiffany in Iowa—the FXDomains staffer I wound up talking to—who helped get the problem sorted out.)

[lilacthebooklover]

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^^ gladly :)

[fithragaer]

*unties the elastic stringing your body together and you fall apart at all your joints*

[cookimint28]

Bro why does Lys have soo much relationship ? Thats too much erase some of them well maybe all of them 🤬

DO I GET TO MUCH BITCHES TO YOU !?

[lulubelle814]

If you insist......

[theloveinc]

todoroki also awarded good boyfriend points bc he understands the importance of one’s favorite food

[yoiku]

One of the biggest misconceptions in the entire world in my experience is:

"Oh, you can draw! You can write these notes then, since you probably have the neatest handwriting of us!"

[ssamja-trash]

"alpha" men being good at working out = ew

beta kyuhyun being bad at working out = hot