#I've come to bargain

[spacejawa]

Sometimes you delve into the comments the comments actually reward you.

[hellmandraws]

Not gonna lie, I'm super excited about the upcoming One Piece live action series! It's out Aug 31 on Netflix. I actually think it's gonna be good! 🤞🤞🤞

[no-brain-just-akutagawa]

honey, you've got a big storm coming

[ID: An edited 4-panel Lilo and Stitch meme. In the first picture Atsushi is sitting on the floor with his back turned to the viewer. He says: "I need someone to be my ally...". In the second picture he looks to the side with a worried expression. He says: "Send me anyone." One the left side Fukuchi is staring at the viewer with a frown. On the third picture Atsushi has his back turned to the viewer again. He says: "Anyone will do." Fukuchi is still staring at the viewer, but his mouth is slightly opened. His expression is a mixture of confusion and disappointment. In the last picture disguised Akutagawa is staring into the background with binoculars. The caption in square brackets reads: "Coughing". End ID]

[uncanny-tranny]

Niche politics tip: If you start dissociating from politics so much it starts feeling like each side is akin to a football team or a game, you might need to take a step back in order to recuperate.

When you're so caught up in politics that you need to dissociate from the humanity of it in order to engage with politics, that's not a good sign. It's especially not a good sign when we are talking about human rights

[fictionadventurer]

Imagine what it must have been like for Mark Twain to see Ulysses S. Grant write his memoirs. Twain's a successful career author, who, like all writers, knows firsthand the struggle of getting words on a page, knows how painstakingly slow and frustrating the writing process can be. And here's Grant, with no literary training whatsoever, dying of cancer, barely sleeping or eating because of the excruciating pain, regularly writing 10,000 words a day. And it's good.

I'd be tempted to give up writing right there. How do you compete with that? You can't be jealous of the guy, because of the whole "dying of cancer" thing, and yet...it's gotta just about drive you nuts. It just about drives me nuts. In good health, I can work for hours to get a few sentences on a page. And then this guy's showing us all up. It's maddening.

[wolveria]

The Raven's Hymn chapter 50 without context

[killacharacterbingo]

Dormammu, I've Come To Bargain

A prompt based on this scene from the 2016 film Doctor Strange. The powerful entity Dormammu, who by all means should be able to defeat the Doctor due to its strength, is trapped in a time loop by him. He will not stop resetting time until he gets Dormammu to listen to him, ergo keeping a much stronger being prisoner in one moment in time. He knows he cannot defeat Dormammu, but he can keep him busy, unstuck in time in order to spare the rest of humanity from its wrath. The doctor dies many times in the loop, restarting it each one to achieve his goal of keeping Dormammu stuck.

As such, this prompt refers to any setting in which a character dies within the context of a time loop.

[natjennie]

every time I so much as think about gale and mystra my heart breaks into even tinier little pieces like. I highly doubt it, given she's a god, but I hope the game lets me kill her. the rage that burns in me as a player. playing a video game. it's unimaginable. I personally want to make that bitch bones in the astral so bad.

[g1rlr0b1n]

Oh no! What do I do about boop loops? If I boop and then they boop back, do I boop again? Is it rude to not boop? Is it weird to boop a second time? And what about a third, fourth, or hundredth boop?!

[happy-hazbins]

@lettherebemonsters asked:

Velvette giggled, flipping her hair back. She looked like the cat who ate the canary.

" Never thought there'd be a day when a Morningstar goes to the Vees for something."

Her eyes had a malevolent glint.

" I'd help fix your wardrobe so you look less like a librarian, but I have a feeling you're not here for fashion tips...."

(For Charlie!)

Charlie watched on with a cautionary eye, mustering up everything within her to appear presently confident despite feeling a spike of intimidation and attached sliver of dread.

Before any of this she had seen the Vees as allies; loyal to her Father and to her Mother, she had thought she was included by extension but these more recent actions, being taken by each Vee, were making it very clear that she was not. It had all been a false sense of security that she had been under and now she would have to either earn some loyalty or find some alternative in dealing with them.

In particular, Velvette whose behavior and disrespect had been completely unhinged as of late.

The Princess took the mocking comment without delivering any back in response, it just wasn't how she reacted, typically. However, enough pushing and she may begin to.

"Uh..thanks, sort of... I like what I wear but if you want to give out any tips on some other outfit, that could be fun..." This was the top fashion pro in all of Pride afterall and Charlie enjoyed highlighting the special talents and interests of others. Except it really wasn't the time for. She snapped out of it giving an awkward smile before clearing her throught. "I mean some other time... possibly." Her fingers twiddled a bit in front of her before she regathered her thoughts.

After having her eyes shut a moment from the brunt of the rudeness, she processed it and she gave her best stern look towards the female Vee.

"Well, Velvette, consider this an official Royal Morningstar meeting then because I have matters to discuss—important matters. Regarding a sinner who recently went missing from our treatment center at the Hotel that I run."

[thelokeancouncil]

Law as Doctor Strange

Ok so I've seen some really cool crossover fan art of Law and Luffy both dressed as Spider-sona characters from across the spider verse, but it actually gave me an idea.

Law is favorite character from One Piece and Doctor Stephen Strange is one of my favorite characters from Marvel. Objectively the two characters actually have some things in common and if they were to meet, they might actually get along (in my opinion)

Some of the things they have in common are:

Being tired of cleaning everyone's mess

Being surgeon's (or Doctors) with extensive medical knowledge

Law's Shambles move can be similar to the Sling Ring if you think hard enough about it

Both Law and Strange have lost a lot in their past and it has kind of shaped them into who they are now.

Both have had arrogant streaks (If I remember, Law was a little arrogant on Sabaody)

But besides the things they have in common, I just really love AUs and I really love both characters so I decided to take a little inspiration from both amazing creators who created the Law Spider Sona's I've seen and make my own Marvel x One Piece mashup. I have a list of other One Piece x Marvel characters I thought about doing and maybe making this a series, but for now I give you Trafalgar Law, Sorcerer Supreme.

[wizardsaremomstoo]

Dormammu, I Want My Fucking Life Back

Ned: How old is your mom now, Peter? Thirty?

MJ: No way! After fighting that space demon he has to be at least, what, one hundred years old! Right?

Peter: ...

Also Peter: I gotta make a call.

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

My dumbass brain’s first thought:

[orangepenguino]

I went with a bold (for me) five bones. It went relatively well for the first four.

All important! But also possibly not terrible? I already have wrist and sinus and foot pain. Maybe it would fix something. The fifth one though

I actually said out loud "oh no!" (something I wouldn't be able to say if my occipital bone suddenly disappeared and my brain went gooshing out the back of my skull)

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

[starsinshadows]

stephen strange tag dump

⭐

[coldflasher]

probably one of my favourite of my cringey traits is that im obsessed with gonks. i think they're hilarious. they have the same slightly embarrassing energy as a minion facebook meme and yet every time i encounter one i am helplessly charmed. my favourite thing about christmas in recent years is the absolute preponderance of gonks. so many gonks in little santa outfits at the supermarket. what a time to be alive