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DP x DC Phantom Punk: Rowdy 3
Back on my Punk Danny agenda
So, Danny is not like your typical ghost, and thus, Dan and Dani, aren't either. Most ghosts can coast by naturally and just exist outside the GZ despite the lack of ectoplasm, as long as they don't go overboard
The Phantoms?
They need more. It's not normal to need that much ectoplasm, but after a series of incidents where both the Fanton's and Vlad's portals no longer exist, they're a little screwed
So, what's a trio of Punk ghosts to do?
Luckly, there is a way to supplement their energy, and they learned it from a less than savory source... Spectra. Spectra feeds off of emotions, misery, anxiety and depression being her bread and butter. Now, technically any emotion will do, it just has to be heightened for them to get anything out of it. Joy and euphoria can work, but it's hard to consistently produce those emotions and feed. Things like fear and anger are easier to produce, but come with some... ethical issues
Their solution? Get it from people who deserve it
So, Dan, Danny, Dani, and [insert fourth character here, maybe Jazz? Sam would probably be down, remember to delete placeholder] hop into a heavily graffitied GAV and drive to Gotham. Living out of the GAV, Decked out in leather, spikes and denim, they roll into the most crime ridden city in the world and proceed to find random goons and criminals homes, bust the place up, make them nearly shit their pants and then feed off the fear and anger of these career criminals
Meanwhile, the Bats keep showing up at the scene just after they scram and keep having to deal with the aftermath
The inspiration is the rowdy 3 from Dirk Gently's Holistic Dectective Agency, if you are not familiar with my favorite punk energy vampires, allow me to educate you (only watch to the two minute mark if you want to avoid spoilers for the show)
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#dp x dc#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#phantom punk#punk au#but there's four of them?#I'm wildly aware#Dan Danny and Dani need some snacks#those snacks being emotions#let them mess some criminals up#and stress bruce out#Out of town 'vigilantes' messing around in Gotha#Jason is either fine with it or pissed it happened on his turf#hard to be a crime lord when these guys are putting some of his scumbags in the hospital#Youtube
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sometimes. what i like to read or write in fic or just generally play around with.... is different and, dare i say, sometimes even contradicting to what i think the canonical reading is offering. like yeah he would not fucking say that but every once in a while i do like to indulge. sue me
#*mine#mona rambles#people do be taking things so seriously these days like#sometimes i just wanna see a silly lil oneshot where the blorbo du jour Fucks Shit Up and go#idk where this weird idea comes from to assume everything i ever write down in a fic or in some rambly headcanon post is like#equivalent to saying 'i think this is what the text says' like???#the text says they had wives and are straight and don't fuck their brothers too like. come on now#and i don't mean this in a dismissal of/disdain for canon sort of way either#i hate the whole 'fuck canon i know better' attitude that's not what i'm talking about#i mean this more in a. not every oneshot i write is a 'this is a meta-analysis of textual realities'#and more a 'okay this absolutely isn't canon but what if it WERE#let's explore'#sometimes you just gotta pat canon on the head tell it i love you and i know this isn't you but I'm going to anyway <3#peace and love. etc etc#god i know people will so wildly misinterpret this as a 'she doesn't even care about canon then what is even the point 🙄'#or a 'YEAH FUCK CANON I KNOW BETTER 😤' kind of way i'm already tired#to the three people who'll get it ily tho <3#i do think the crux is the awareness yk. like. knowing deviation or smthg. anyway#bisexuality. love wins <3
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Asuma and Naruto fightin over who gets to hold the title of 'Iruka's (favourite) brother'. Iruka wants no part in this but is constantly getting pulled in the middle of their passive-aggressive spats
#naruto#asuma sarutobi#naruto uzumaki#iruka umino#listen. listen. I'm aware this only appeals to me#but I must continue my 'iruka gets two wildly different brother figures' agenda#neither asuma nor naruto see the other as family but they both see iruka as family#please I need you all to laugh at the image of asuma beefin with an 8 year old
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every so often i will see a post from a leftist on this website that is so egregiously ableist that i remember that like. oh yeah the userbase of leftists on this website is violently anti-disabled people and will jump at any chance to demonize any of us for any reason. i just forget that fact because i'm extremely dedicated to curating my space
i'm paraphrasing here but i saw a post that said, "every time i see an American [disabled person] mention being scared about the election because they're afraid of losing their benefits i have to laugh. anybody who wants blood-soaked money from the US government deserves to starve" which. like. goodness that's a lot to unpack. i think we should burn the whole suitcase instead !
#i inserted [disabled person] because they used a fucking slur instead and i didn't want that in my post#like i feel like there should be room for disabled people like me whose lives literally entirely depend on accessing said >#> extremely limited benefits in conversations about whether voting in this election makes you complicit in genocide#which like! i do understand. i do. it's nauseating to think about what this shit ass country is doing. it's horrific. i do not blame anyone#> for not wanting to be a part of that. *and* i am also terrified for my own life because i remember the first time trump won it suddenly >#> became IMPOSSIBLE for ANYONE to get on benefits. EVER. and so many disabled ppl i know went to renew benefits theyd had for decades >#> just to be denied. one of whom was a below-the-neck paraplegic. he died because he lost those benefits!!! because trump won#i really do understand why people dont feel right voting for harris. or why they don't vote at all. i truly do. but holy shit i am so scare#and yes! i am aware that people in palestine and gaza are suffering so much worse. and i wish i could change that#but every single person in power in the US is pro-israel and eagerly drinking the anti-palestine kool-aid. no matter who wins >#> things will not change in that part of the world. and it is infuriating. when the revolution comes this will change. but it hasnt.#the revolution will not save me as a physically disabled person. it will not save any of us. we do not matter to leftists. i am sorry but >#> this is the one thing i have learned after being in leftist spaces for over 10 years. and posts like the one i mentioned prove it#so i am very sorry. i really am. for being physically disabled. but i cannot survive another 4 years relying on my parents for everything#if trump wins i will be killing myself. this is a promise. i cannot do that again#i know it makes me a bad person to be afraid that harris will lose. but people on the left already think i'm a bad person for being disable#i want the genocide to stop. i absolutely do. i also want to survive. i am terrified that the US leftists will sacrifice disabled people#like me so they can feel good about being put in a real life trolley situation#again. im sorry. im so fucking sorry. i wish i was a better person. i wish i was able to give more. i know that if i was just a good#person i would be able to have a job and give to every palestinian gofundme on my dash. i would be able to do more than my daily clicks >#> and reaching out and calling representatives that don't care. if i was a good person i would be able to convince my parents that z*onism>#is deeply fucking racist. and that israel is wildly racist and killing palestinians for fun. if i was a good person i would be able to make#>them leftists too. im sorry. im sorry. im sorry im not good enough. im sorry that im scared. im so scared and it's not right for me to be#when so much worse is going on because of this countrys bloodlust. im sorry that im benefiting from being born here i dont want to be#im sorry for not having any other options. if i was a good person i know i would have them. im sorry. god im sorry im so fucking sorry
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i have to wonder what super hardcore militant vegans think should be done about obligate carnivore animals, because in all my painfully-rapidly-approaching-30-years i've literally never actually seen anyone give a clear consistent much less halfway feasible answer on that
#mostly i've just seen like “how dare you ask questions you just want an excuse to murder you're sealioning ect”#or worse some vague and wildly improbable nonsense about like. fake robot animals covered in beyond meat or something equally convoluted#which is a thing i did see someone suggest as a serious answer#i mean i already know they think i'm a genetically inferior hateful vampire that should starve to death for the greater good#because my exact combination of health conditions make meat basically the only semi-safe way i can get close to enough nutrients#i know this because they have repeatedly told me that i'm either evil or should be sacrificed or both#and yelled at me for asking questions by bringing up the whole disabled thing and then they're like#“a lot of vegans i know are advocates for disability!” as if that ever means jack shit in the society that results from anything#no matter what you do a vast majority of people in any given society will *not* be advocates for the disabled. i'm sorry they just won't.#and what do you think public perception of people who physically can't survive like that is going to skew towards#in a society founded on the belief that non-vegan diets are evil?#at absolute best we're looking at being a heavily marginalized class generally seen as something like vampires and our existences taboo.#(as if these type's own insistence that they should be allowed to harass and shame people doesn't disprove their assertion that we won't be#thinking it could possibly go any better than that is a fucking fairy tale. human nature doesn't work that way.#you simply cannot eliminate the human desire to designate and abuse a class of have-nots. the absolute best you can do is mitigate damage.#take it from someone who's been multiple kinds of disabled and chronically ill all my life. people will not “just”. ever.#i get this even from people who are otherwise very aware of and VERY GOOD at avoiding this sort of thinking#“i'm a disability advocate!” no you are not. you are a poster. my experience has taught me that what people advocate for in their free time#means precisely jack shit for how they will actually act when faced with the situations they make otherwise rational posts about#and the fact of the matter is even if you somehow really are the perfect disability advocate a majority of people WILL NOT BE YOU.#a majority of people in society will be margrat from accounting who clutches her pearls when she sees the gays and thinks autism isnt real#and who has never had a nuanced thought in her life and actively does not want to#a vast majority of people in your Vegan Utopia will not be you and your friends who march with wheelchair users and volunteer at the shelte#a vast majority of people in your Vegan Utopia will be jenny who starved 8 cats to death on broccoli because she can't be bothered#and who thinks that “carnivores” are actual nazis and don't deserve healthcare because she saw someone say that online.#ALWAYS assume your society will be made up mostly of the worst kind of person it can because it WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE and you can't change it#most people seek the low-effort option. and evil is most often banal and low-effort.#i'm just so fucking tired of every single even vaguely lefty-adjacent political movement simultaneously acting like i don't fucking exist#and at the same time that i need to be sacrificed to achieve Utopia. god. at least conservative whackjobs are upfront and honest about#how they think that i'm a burden on society that needs to be Eugenics'd . rather than trying to morally gaslight me about it.
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at first I was like 'Obi Wan can have an intervention by Temple Healers. As a treat.' and did a little fic about Qui Gonn having to handle shit on Telos with Feemor and a Grand Padawan while Obi Wan fucking FINALLY got a little sympathy and help for what he went through on Melida/Daan (And Galla. AND Phindar. AND all the shit before he even got picked up as a Padawan).
But, uh. Well now I can't help thinking 'How much worse can I make things for him if I give him a relationship with Dooku before he fell?'.
#seriously it is so wildly unlikely in both legends canon and current canon that they would not at least#bump into each other in the archives#even if qui gonn and dooku were passive aggressively avoiding and ignoring each other while#as far as i can tell#STUDYING THE SAME DAMN HOLOCRONS OF PROPHECIES AT THE SAME DAMN TIME#it's fine#i'm fine#anyway so i was thinking what if obi wan senses qui gonn's anguish when xanatos yeets himself into a bucket of acid#is like 'oh fuck and here i am all alone with no one who even knows shit is going d- wait a second!'#and meets dooku#who at this point in time is refusing to take diplomatic missions#and also probably just had HIS shit rocked by qui gonn's anguish and whatever connection to xanatos he himself had#and just- do you see? do you see the vision?#Obi Wan fresh off of Melida/Daan all burnt out but determined to throw in with the jedi so he can help the whole galaxy#and a Dooku who would not just understand but sympathize with what obi wan was trying to do#and with BOTH of them painfully aware that this is going to have qui gonn more closed off than ever#avoiding Dooku and the expected 'see i told you betrayal was inevitable'#and shunning a deeper connection with obi wan cuz yeah. sure. That will DEFINITELY work out and xanatos definitely would not have fallen#if only qui gonn hadn't patted him on the head so often. The answer is definitely 'don't acknowledge obi wan's self worth issues#or praise him ever'. good job qui gonn#anyway#so. yeah! just obi wan and dooku bonding and then hurting all the more when Dooku ditches the Order to try to take care of his planet#and massively upping the angst throughout every interaction they ever have after that ❤️#this post brought to you by yjk audio/rereading the jedi apprentice books#stars wars#obi wan#count dooku#qui gonn jinn#fic stuff#i actually might like this one enough to post it someday
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I was going to send message but re job: try health insurance agencies. The one I work for rn sells Medicare and my job is basically to screen the calls and make sure they're compliant with Medicare rules and grade the agent selling it. It's stupid easy and let's me work from home while keeping my bills paid
sorry i'm answering this so late dude i so appreciate this ask. if you feel like it, could you message me more details sometime? like what the position/role is called and stuff?
#(ask dated december 22 2024)#answered#ordei#love#my main problem is that i've literally never had a job and thus have no experience doing anything at all#(i know this is bad bc i'm 26 years old and stuff. like i'm wildly aware. but the situations suck real bad)
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map of a fictionalised anglo-saxon britain for a project i'm working on.
decided to start putting everything on this blog so that it's out there, feel free to ignore.
#anglo saxon#map#i'm very aware it's wildly inaccurate and that the 'five kingdoms' or even the heptarchy was never really a thing#idgaf
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always nervous ab using people's "they" pronouns when they have 'em, because I'm genuinely using the pronouns that most people just don't seem to use for them, to add a little gender euphoria to their day bc like I understand how great it feels when you use 2 or more diff pronouns & someone uses the others that aren't commonly used. but I don't want it to feel like an impersonal, "they" that you use to describe someone whose pronouns you either don't know or haven't checked lol
So then I'm like "ok I'll call them by their name AND their 'they' pronouns, so now they KNOW I've read their bio/byf/info in general and that it's on purpose! >:)" but then my stupid brain's like "NO, you've never spoken to this person before! Calling them by their name is too informal!!!" and I'm like "FUCK"
#spiidervent#I am wildly overthinking this and I'm aware lmao#just my brain trying to make sense of social rules#even if they dont exist
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apparently someone reported my pinterest account for self-harm/depression, what the hell 😭😭 got an email basically saying "hey if ur struggling pls reach out to someone xoxo"
I AM LITERALLY JUST CHILLIN. and I've got most (if not all) of my mentally ill boards hidden so ??? what are people reporting me for 😭
also its a little funny to me bc theres no option to say uhhh yeah I'm struggling but I've been in therapy since grade 9 or 10 and I'm still like this, so i dont think your help centre is going to have anything for me, trust me I Know I'm not well already LMAO
#IS IT CUZ I SAVED A COUPLE POEMS ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS TO MY WRITING INSP BOARD LAST NIGHT ???#BRO THATS POETRY. I JUST LIKE POETRY. WE ARE ALL MENTALLY ILL WHEN POETRY WALKS IN THE ROOM !!!#also the poems are like. actively encouraging you DON'T hurt yourself. so I'm ???#THIS IS JUST KIND OF FUNNY#thank you pinterest i am WILDLY aware that I'm not doing well LMAO#i sincerely doubt your help centre is going to help with having two serious trauma disorders but I appreciate the offer nonetheless WHEEZE#dandy.cmd#vent //
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i wish i was eloquent enough to need minimal words to communicate my thoughts. instead whenever i try to talk it gets wordier and wordier without ever hitting at the centre of it all and it makes me feel nauseous because i don't want to take up that much space. but i want to be understood. only when i talk i realise i don't actually seem to know what exactly is at the core myself either
#these past days i've written more about my thoughts than i have in the entirety of the last decade#and i feel wildly uncomfortable with it#but it's better than not interacting and shoving everything deep down until it's completely buried and i'm no longer consciously aware of i#i just wish this awful feeling would pass faster#i want to be on more solid footing with myself#only my every thought and feeling seems so ephemeral#i can't get a grip on them#life#oversharing on the internet
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If each members of the batfam were to throw an object into the Lazarus Pit to see what happens, what object would they choose?
(I had to ask this after your comment about Dick and the rubber duckies)
Okay, I was waiting to answer this because I was trying to come up with a whole list, but instead my brain kind of went a different silly direction. (I got as far as "well all I can think for Dick now is rubber duckies and my first instinct for Steph is 'glitter'" and then, well.)
What I imagine happening is that as soon as someone throws something in and gets an effect (inanimate objects coming to life? things melting into component parts? who knows, the pits are basically just Deus Ex Acid Bath at this point) everybody immediately has to figure it out, because they're all a bunch of nerds.
So you end up with people scavenging items to sacrifice for the sake of science (probably Steph and Cass, maybe Jason), people observing results (Dick, because he doesn't trust any of them unattended, and Duke because a) he's got all the weird fancy vision and b) he's very curious about what happens), people cataloguing results (mostly Tim, I imagine Babs declares she has better shit to do and tells them not to push each other in (or film it if they do)), and people directing the experiment (all of them fighting each other but especially Damian because he's clearly an expert here). Does it matter what things are made of (organic material like wood or wool versus plastic or steel)? Does it matter what the object is, if it represents something organic (a stuffed animal) versus not (a toy car)?
They probably collect some decent preliminary data until Tim and Damian start fighting about what the logical next step is based on their current results, Jason threatens to drop them in, Damian gets indignant because as if you could, Tim gets that Mad Scientist Look and wonders what happens if you double dip someone, Dick is pulling out the Dad Leader Voice to tell them that no one is getting put in the Pit oh my god, Cass is "suggesting" new tests by throwing things at Tim's head (which is also just to watch him flail to catch them while he's in the middle of arguing, it's good training, and it's funny when he misses), and Steph is persuading Duke to use his powers on the Pit water to see what happens (I cannot imagine it's anything good).
I'm sure everyone makes it home in one piece and without accidentally activating any latent powers or anything.
#I'm aware that this is wildly ignoring basically all established Lazarus Pit canon (especially the double dipping) but shhhhh is for joke#the point is they're a bunch of giant nerds who would NEED to figure it out#(they'll argue they need to figure it out before a bad guy does but really they just want to know what happens)#batkids#dangerousdan-dan
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Internet historian stealing his scripts directly from articles is hardly surprising... god damn though
#ghostly posts#not a fan I'm just aware of how big the channel has gotten over the years#and all because of creative theft...#as in theft from creatives. not that the theft itself was a creative act because it wasn't#I love hbomberguys stuff though and I have since I actually checked out his channel like a year or two ago#really makes me think I should start checking scripts on videos every now and then#instead of going 'wow this narrative style is wildly improved from the last video I saw three years ago#and it doesn't even have any ableist or otherwise bigoted jokes in it this time!'#my first mistake.#<- talking about my reaction to that one historian video with the cave. you know.
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#no reason i just felt in the mood to create a new poll#writerscorner#writer on tumblr#i'm aware the answer depend wildly on the mood#but don't let that stop you~#tumblr polls
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Hello love! 5 and 20 for the ask game? <3
5. Favorite actor and actress.
Okay, it's been a while since I've thought this out, but I'm going to go with some unconventional choices I think, because I've been watching a lot of new shows lately.
I'm going to go for Sarah Paulson nowadays, despite not watching all of her filmography. I just saw her in Mrs. America, and she always brings something unique and different to a role. I'll also add Cate Blanchett to that and Saoirse Ronan for someone younger. I just tend to love all their projects they're in/ they choose.
In terms of favourite actor, I'm going to go for other people who I also haven't seen all of the filmographies, but every time they show up on screen I just enjoy them and feel like they're just wildly charismatic no matter what role they're in. I'll go for Andrew Garfield, and Paul Mescal, nowadays.
20. Pet Peeves?
I've got a few, and these are wildly specific and may be a thing for me, but I tend to be a little annoyed about manners:
People who are rude/ who you apologize to when something's clearly their fault, and they just continue on like nothing happened (I.E: You both walk towards the door in a grocery market, you kind of laugh and say excuse me when you meet the door at the same time, and they give you a look like you're a piece of poo on their shoe and walk past you without otherwise acknowledging you). Like, what was the reason? It actually took more effort to be an asshole than not to be one in that situation, lol.
Men who think covering up their body oder with cologne/ body spray is appealing to anyone, then move into enclosed spaces like metros/trains. It isn't. Please stop this.
People who are annoyed when people are don't bother to at least attempt to match someone's positive energy, or worse, are just like, "What do you want" when someone's trying to be nice and positive. I understand everyone has off days, but when someone's being really sincere and earnest and are happier people, I always am annoyed by people who are like "YEAH WHATEVER, UGH," especially when that person is being sweet out of the goodness of their heart (Think someone being an asshole to a Shifty Powers type. Again, like, what was the reason. He's the cutest thing since sliced bread and clearly doesn't mean any harm).
Cars/ vehicles that don't give the right of way to public transit even though buses should have the right of way, and then just try to beat them out. Like, dude, it's a multiple-ton vehicle full of people. And you're some asshole trying to speed up and beat them onto the highway- just give the right of way. You're only going to get twenty feet ahead in bad traffic- I promise you, lol.
Last one, I swear: Just because I like to go to the gym and weight lift, my pet peeve at the gym is dudes just staring because you're a girl in the gym, and acting like you're some weird anomaly there. I'm just lifting weights, bro, leave me alone, lol.
#personal#these are wildly specific scenarios and I'm aware of that lololol#but this was fun thanks sweetheart!#softguarnere
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Hello! Are you planning on translating the second novel?
Hi! Sorry about the radio silence. I am, I've just been busy with midterms the past few weeks. I'll probably start soon but I honestly have no estimate for when it might get done😅 Sorry about the wildly unpredictable upload schedule.
#for the first book i honestly just translated alongside reading and then posted as soon as i was done with a chapter#WILDLY unprofessional I'm aware. but it's the fastest way I can get it out#mail
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