#I'm so.. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[jalo-parker]

Transmasc jinx 🔥🔥🔥

Idk I just felt like transgendering jinx

[teddybeartoji]

sucking on sukuna's stupid fat tongue while his hand is buried inbetween your legs, the mouth on his hand sloppily eatin you out while he occassionally pulls away between kisses to ask 'feel good? yeah?' and 'you taste s' damn good' !!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ABSOLUTELY INSANE CONCEPT IIIIII AM IN LOVE WITH YOU HELLLOO?????? HE'S LIKE HALF ON TOP OF YOU SMOTHERING YOU WITH HIS WEIGHT BUT THAT JUST MAKES IT ALL FEEL EVEN BETTERRR LIKE YOUR HEAD IS DIZZY BC HE'S EVERYWHEREEE IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOODDD AND YOU KNOW THAT FUCKING HAND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS IS MAKING SUCH A BIG FUCKING MESS TOOO HOOOLYYY FUUUCKKKK DROOL AND SLICK EEEEEEVERYWHEREE AND YOU CAN JUST HEAR IT LAPPING UP ALL YOUR JUICESSS

[pallanophblargh]

I think part of me expected this burnout would last a long time, but it’s drawing close to a year now. I have a strong reason to suspect medications are prolonging it. Granted: I have no intention of stopping medication, but I suspect I may need to make some changes. It’s been nice not to feel burning rage/crippling despair/panic most of the time, but I also miss being able to actually... act on things! Start things! Feel some semblance of motivation, as fleeting as it is. Mostly my reaction to prompts of any kind are “nah, don’t wanna” or “so what?” which isn’t terribly conducive to anything more than day to day life. (Y’all, I can’t even reliably plan my vacation and that’s pretty terrible.)

I’m saying this in part as a sort of explanation as to why I’ve been so slow to respond to anything, or post any art, or even re-open commissions this past year. I just... generally can’t make myself do anything that isn’t a part of my daily maintenance routine. Knowing that making art (even personal art) takes 3x times as long to complete is a standout reason I’ve been refusing to reopen commissions especially, since I’d be unwilling to make clients wait more than a few months for even something as simple as a sketch. People were patient enough with “Old Me,” I don’t think most would hold out for “New Me.”

Thankfully I’m speaking to my doctor tomorrow regarding my experiences on the current medication, and maybe I can find something that works a little better. I feel like I’ve been pretty fortunate so far, all things considered, and my side effects have been fairly mild. (Though I have suspicions it’s also thinning out my hair something fierce... probably time for supplements for that issue!)

Hopefully I’ll figure it out sooner rather than later? Either way, I’m learning to accept things as they are these days. 

[luminousjellyfishy]

[ * Severance fun fact that you didn’t ask for but would probably enjoy: since xe was made animate from a doll, xir bones are both very plush and very bendable! It’d be a feat to actually break xir’s bones at all ]

You were right: I do very much enjoy this

Severance is now squishy confirmed!

Wait, since xir bones are bendable, does that mean someone could grab xir cheeks, pull, and they would stretch? Like those cartoons?

But also?? I didn't know that xe was animated from a doll??? Did I miss something? Although in light of this: new headcanon that xe likes cuddling up to people xir close to because many dolls/plushes are made with the intent to cuddle.

[daz4i]

when ww said "this is not my life, I'm no survivor, i only happened to survive"

[conditionvarietysilence]

the fact that tumblr removed the slightly differently colored text boxes for comments makes me. Immeasurably mad. Why. What purpose. This angers me. So much.

why did you take away the words' houses and leave them floating in the endless ether..? so cruel..

[freesmarter]

I HATE SCHOOL IWANNA DIE

[phoenshire]

hoooo polls are gonna start closing soon and ngl i am a little scared

[toffeemugg]

the one-piecification of vinnie toffeemugg

[cripplecryptid]

Mom said the group therapist wants to see me and my sister soon and uhhhh currently having a slight breakdown about it :)

[fransincognito]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

MY NOTIFS BROKE OVER THE HOLIDAYS AND I'M ONLY NOW SEEING THIS BUT OMGGGG YOU MADE AN ENTIRE COMIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

It's so so so good? Thank you so much??? Omg, I swear I usually have more words in my vocabulary than OMG and pterodactyl screeches, but I just love this so much!!! You turned my silly little prompt into something absolutely amazing! The story telling in your comic is so on point, I can't help but (greedily) want more!! XD And it's so funny, I love how you portrayed Sans here, his inner monologue made me laugh so much! XDDD I can only hope that Frisk will tame him a little! Or will it be the other way around and he'll be the one to drive her up the castle walls, I wonder! XD

Seriously, thank you so much for this! Sorry again it took me so long to find this gem, but know that I absolutely adore it!!! ♥♥♥

SURPRISE! @fransincognito !

I finally finished!

I'm SO SORRY FOR THE LATE DELIVERY and for pinging you twice lol! Also apologize in advance if there's mistakes in this. I had zero sleep LOL. But yeah enjoy!

Please read from left to right:

I FELL IN LOVE WITH CONCEPT AHAH.

No pun intended.

Please let me know if you would like to see more from me bc I have so much planned for this Au of yours. I couldn't make in time for christmas but I much to share plot wise. I think it was an brillaint idea!

Thank you everyone who saw my other post and showed so much support. I had to remove it bc it was very imcomplete ahah.

Thank you vene for hosting the Event @secretsantafrans aka the lovely @venelona

Small bonus for ppl who made it this far ahah:

Sans is a little bone head ahah

[teddybeartoji]

ok so . i got invited to a job interview BUTTTTTTTT BUT BUT BUT it's literally the one job i applied for just bc i was so sick of getting denied and so i just said fuck it BUT I'M NOT QUALIFIED I HAVEN'T HAD A JOB LIKE THAT BEFORE WHY DO THEY EVEN WANNA DO THE INTERVIEW WITH ME😭😭😭😭😭

[jesusonafrickinboat]

my mom just tested positive for covid *internal anxious screaming*

the good news is that she's been wearing a KN95 mask ever since her partner tested positive on thursday (and he's been staying at his kid's house since ours is too small to really quarantine in), washing her hands + wiping down stuff she touches, and keeping away from us as much as possible. we've also had the air purifiers running full blast this whole time + keeping windows open as much as possible

the last time I took a test was friday and it was negative. I'll test again tomorrow/tuesday (unless I'm feeling too anxious, in which case I'll test again today & tuesday)

[i-post-posts]

tumblr is wild because you’ll just be chilling and posting silly dr who stuff and someone (or some bot) you’ve never seen before with a url like this will like it and whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck

[rayjeff]

hello there

(Vanessa and moon hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

also it's 2 am so I'm going to sleep now adios

[sh1-n0bu]

✿ 𝙟𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙪𝙖𝙣’𝙨 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙠! ✿

characters: jing yuan x nb!reader

warnings: tooth rotting fluff, crack, chaos, jing yuan having an obsession with ur cheeks, this was much more funnier in my head. i suck at writing😔😔

notes: i need to learn how to shift so i can make this mans my husband hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

STEP 1: TENDERIZE THE MEAT

it was no doubt that jing yuan was an incredibly affectionate and clingy lover. and that tragically only amplifies when his lover - aka you - has been away for a few weeks long business trip to another ship of the xianzhou. it only made sense when your fluffy haired lover immediately threw himself into your arms just when you've barely stepped in through the front door, calling out his name.

"yu! i'm ba-" before you could even finish that sentence alone, a large man with fluffy white hair crashes into you, knocking the both of you down onto the floor of your shared home. to say he was heavy would be an understatement. his large body was practically crushing you, almost to the point of crushing your chest cavities in.

"my love!!" a dramatic voice calls out from on top of you before sobbing noises could be heard. burying his face into your chest, the general sobs. shoulders shaking and heaving. but you were too old for his tricks and shenanigans. you've been dealing with jing yuan's shit for a whole of five centuries, after all. this was nothing new.

"where have you been?! why didn't you answer my texts?! or even read my messages?!" the general continues to complain loudly, like a child who's favorite toy had been taken away from him.

well, it was hard to answer him when he was literally crushing you under his weight, snuggling his face into your chest with sobs - he just wanted to feel your chest on his face, that was all - and when you have quite literally been busy with business to start with. not to mention the latest stellaron crisis thing has made signal quite weak too.

however, before you could even let out a sigh at his continued shenanigans, you see him peek up at you with the same old golden eyes. golden eyes looking up at you from where his face was smushed oh so comfortably against your chest. you can just feel the clingy man's lips quirk upwards into a smug grin.

reaching his hands up, the general cups your cheeks in his large and warm hands. calloused from years of battle and hardships yet still gently cradling your face in his hold. he always made sure to be absolutely gentle with you. sometimes.

once his favorite part of you was safely and securely in his hold, your oversized, clingy, cat-like lover wastes no time. poking, squeezing, prodding, turning your face into many different shapes as he giggles to himself as if he was centuries younger again. back when he first met you. back when he was just a simple cloud knight in training, hopelessly pining after you, stuttering and tripping over his words as he tries to make up a sentence to talk to to you.

STEP 2: SEASON THE MEAT

reaching up to a more comfortable pose to give him more better access to your soft cheeks, jing yuan leans over you with his face in his ever so smug look. but to your trained eyes, you could see just how much the man had missed your warmth. your affections. the way your hand would run through his long hair and leave his face peppered in kisses.

"missed you. missed you so much" the general of the luofu mumbles, a cute - adorable almost - lovesick grin on his face as he leans down to pepper your cheeks in kisses. of course, it isn't jing yuan style if he doesn't make any theatrics out of his love and adoration for you.

loud, overdramatic mwah! mwah! mwah! mwah! noises coming from the cat-like man as he leaves not a single spot left without being absolutely smothered in his 'love attacks'.

while of course, you just laid there on the floor, accepting his kisses and dramatic jing yuan style of showing affections. how could anyone ever blame you? jing yuan was a great kisser and he loved to shower you with them. you did missed him as well.

oh, you poor sweet summer child. if only you knew what your mischievous lover was planning...

STEP 3: BON APPETIT!

"yu... lemme mwah get up first mwah, will you? i get it, i mwah missed you as mmf well, my love. but please, let mmgg me eat something first" you hum softly, not exactly making any move or indications that you wanted to get up despite your words.

what can you say? your lover was a great kisser. an absolute A+ kisser. soft, gentle pecks peppering all over your face, taking away your breath everytime he decides to dip just a bit closer and steal a kiss or two - or maybe even three - from your lips. but you really needed a bite to eat. your stomach was literally growling just like how mimi would at times. and that was saying something.

"5 more minutes..." the clingy man hums softly, lips still tightly pressed against the soft fat of your cheeks. you simply let out a hum in response, thinking that he was going to kiss you again before -

chomp!

huh...? wait no what? literally. hold up. seriously, no joke. hold on a fucking moment. a literal fucking second to let [name] catch their thoug-

nom! nom nom nom!

before you could even allow your poor exhausted body and fried brain comprehend just what the fuck was going on, your absolute pain in the cheek of a husband decides to on-nom-nom his way on your cheeks. literally. it felt like he was trying to eat you alive like a steak.

STEP 4: TRY TO SURVIVE YOUR LOVER'S WRATH

"jing yuan, one of the seven arbiter-generals of the xianzhou alliance, one of the six charioteers"

uh-oh. not only was that a full-blown full name call but also with his titles?! rest in pieces, jing yuan. try not to trip over your own feet while your seething lover with a bitemark on their cheek chases you down the entirety of the luofu ship with the infamous flip flop in hand. you will truly be missed.

"uhmm..." how should yanqing even begin with his question as he tries to comprehend what happened to your poor face? more specifically, the bitemark on your cheek which seemed red and still fresh. ouch.

"what happ-"

"a lion bit me"

"mimi?!"

"no. another lion"

just then a very much sulking and pouting general with a fluffy white hair comes into the room. face looking like he was ready to sob at any given second, looking very much like a scolded child. that was all the explanation the young lieutenant needed.

"oh".