#I'm not weird you're weird

[forgetmenomore]

I'm going to claw his face like it's an ice cream cake and cry

[norathemoon]

Why leaving a single crust of a pizza is perfectly logical

Yesterday I was eating pizza with my family and my brother was really annoyed that I left a single crust of my pizza in the plate. Therefore here I will explain why it makes sense.

First of all, I don't mind the crust, but I also don't love it. The reasons why I don't just leave all of the crust are multiple:

I don't want to be grouped in with people who leave the crust, I'm not one of those people

What if I still feel hungry at the end? Now I have to eat just the crusts!

Most importantly, I forget about the crust leaving business and often eat the first crust before thinking about it. I can't eat a single crust, because now the circle is gonna be incomplete

That said, I eat the crusts. But I also have a pretty small stomach. Usually one pizza is more than enough to fill me.

So I get to the last slice, and I'm pretty much full. If I have a "garbage can" friend with me I can just give it to them, but otherwise, I need to eat it. And I do, because it's pizza, it's good.

But when I get to the crust, it just doesn't make sense anymore. There are people who leave all of the crust, so why shouldn't I leave just a bit? I don't want it anymore.

On the next episode: why dividing a pizza in 6 is the best way of cutting it.

[garboman2000]

*violently pees to metalcore*

[lazylittledragon]

cringe culture needs to die because when i was 17 i printed out the entire player's handbook and monster manual with my unlimited school printing credit and also wore a black velvet cape the first time i ever DMed and somehow still thought i was too cool for dnd novels. who tf did i think i was fooling

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

I love how Wilson is just like, involved in all of the teams' cases. You are an oncologist. Why are you sitting with the diagnostic team discussing if their patient has lupus? There's literally a scene where he just sits down with them and says, "I was lonely." I'm convinced Wilson only ever actually does his job as an oncologist when House is not available or there's a terminally ill patient to have sex with. Which is rarely

[humbuns]

hits them with the yuri beam

[whenthelightisrunninglow]

his ass is out there showing a natural affinity for pokemon 😬 awkward... doesn't he realize that hasn't been invented yet

[krysmcscience]

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

[sixtysixproblems]

posting this now even tho its a shitty sketch currently but idk when ill get the energy to finish it soooo...

man am I looking forward to this reunion lmfao. oscar buddy as many questions as we fans have for you, ward will have so much more

"it's called being a monsterfucker, ward, you should try it sometime" ~Oscar, probably. I have a feeling he knows that term. I have a feeling Mr "the earth is fla-bbergasting" has a Tumblr. just a hunch.

Edit: fucked up and forgot to add this. This is fanart for a comic called Marble Sky you can find here on Tumblr by @somerandomdudelmao

[bixels]

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

[nerdynuala]

Had a vision at 3 am and instead of being concerned as I should, I turned it into a comic with the weak excuse of it being a healthy pose drawing practice (yeah no, there's nothing healthy about this)

Anyway L has found a new way to confirm if Light is Kira

I would say he's Kira

[sorryiliketoscreenshot]

[francy-sketches]

weird little guy

[deweyduck]

peridot & hunter parallels

same character, different font

[yesyourstalker]

Is it controversial to say that curly is a people pleaser and an enabler who tried to play both sides trying to help the abused while trying to please the abuser and ended up fucking everyone and himself in the process