#I'm not weird you're weird

[forgetmenomore]

I'm going to claw his face like it's an ice cream cake and cry

[silverbirching]

Have you ever had one of those inexplicable thirsts for a human being, even if they're a hairy Australian weirdo who does silly dances and sings songs about hot nonsense, but you still spend the whole time they're on screen digging your nails into your palms?

No? okay me neither. Anyway here's a new Tom Cardy song.

[norathemoon]

Why leaving a single crust of a pizza is perfectly logical

Yesterday I was eating pizza with my family and my brother was really annoyed that I left a single crust of my pizza in the plate. Therefore here I will explain why it makes sense.

First of all, I don't mind the crust, but I also don't love it. The reasons why I don't just leave all of the crust are multiple:

I don't want to be grouped in with people who leave the crust, I'm not one of those people

What if I still feel hungry at the end? Now I have to eat just the crusts!

Most importantly, I forget about the crust leaving business and often eat the first crust before thinking about it. I can't eat a single crust, because now the circle is gonna be incomplete

That said, I eat the crusts. But I also have a pretty small stomach. Usually one pizza is more than enough to fill me.

So I get to the last slice, and I'm pretty much full. If I have a "garbage can" friend with me I can just give it to them, but otherwise, I need to eat it. And I do, because it's pizza, it's good.

But when I get to the crust, it just doesn't make sense anymore. There are people who leave all of the crust, so why shouldn't I leave just a bit? I don't want it anymore.

On the next episode: why dividing a pizza in 6 is the best way of cutting it.

[garboman2000]

*violently pees to metalcore*

[lazylittledragon]

cringe culture needs to die because when i was 17 i printed out the entire player's handbook and monster manual with my unlimited school printing credit and also wore a black velvet cape the first time i ever DMed and somehow still thought i was too cool for dnd novels. who tf did i think i was fooling

[ariaste]

swear to god if I read another motherfucking fic where these vampires pause to get the lube I am going to have a fucking mental breakdown and chew holes in the walls. i have had it up to here. this is an intervention. this is a come-to-jesus moment. what are you doing. are you thinking about your choices. why are you making them have sex like they're humans instead of weird fucked-up vampire sex. look into my eyes. can you please consider your worldbuilding choices and make ones that are less excruciatingly boring. look at me. you're being the softest beigest pillow if you make them use human lube. i'm serious. i will die on this hill.

fight me in the comments if you disagree or you feel huffy about this, i don't care. come at me, bro, i own the night.

[humbuns]

hits them with the yuri beam

[whenthelightisrunninglow]

his ass is out there showing a natural affinity for pokemon 😬 awkward... doesn't he realize that hasn't been invented yet

[krysmcscience]

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

[sixtysixproblems]

posting this now even tho its a shitty sketch currently but idk when ill get the energy to finish it soooo...

man am I looking forward to this reunion lmfao. oscar buddy as many questions as we fans have for you, ward will have so much more

"it's called being a monsterfucker, ward, you should try it sometime" ~Oscar, probably. I have a feeling he knows that term. I have a feeling Mr "the earth is fla-bbergasting" has a Tumblr. just a hunch.

Edit: fucked up and forgot to add this. This is fanart for a comic called Marble Sky you can find here on Tumblr by @somerandomdudelmao

[bunnions]

you've been friends with bakugo since you could crawl. you know every single thing about each other.

he knows your favorite colors. you know his ears turn red when he's lying. he can always make you laugh with that intoned snark, no matter how annoying he is.

you can easily follow the way his lip curls with a sneer, pink and plush in all the ways a childhood friend shouldn't look. he can make out the distinct smell of your perfume... vanilla.. cherries... and something else. something entirely you. he can't keep his eyes from crossing, just a little.

when he can't bear your gaze any longer, he pulls you into a firm but uncharacteristically gentle headlock. there's a spot underneath his ribs that's particularly ticklish; you only use it as a nuclear last resort when escaping his all-too-beefy chokehold - jesus when did he get so big

[bixels]

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

[nerdynuala]

Had a vision at 3 am and instead of being concerned as I should, I turned it into a comic with the weak excuse of it being a healthy pose drawing practice (yeah no, there's nothing healthy about this)

Anyway L has found a new way to confirm if Light is Kira

I would say he's Kira

[francy-sketches]

weird little guy

[sacrificialalt]

ID: A colored sketch of Pluto from Heaven Will Be Mine with a wide smile, though she's slightly covering this up with the Cradle's Grace sash hanging loosely around her frame. She's surrounded by messy starry and plant designs, and has both the veil of her ship-self and a laurel crown atop her head. End ID

The perfect princess of Cradle's Grace.