#I'm not the writer. I'm just the reporter
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🎉 yourbutchboyfriend Follow
considering changing my url but like what even to. yourbutchboyfriend?
💣 commiedyke Follow
DO ITTT
🎉 yourbutchboyfriend Follow
alright :3 here goes nothing
#anything for you
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man why does the doctor always act like i don't know what sex is? i'm 17 not 7 lol
🖋️ edwardianadvcnturess Follow
He does the same with me! It's so utterly infuriating, why does he think just because I'm young I don't know what an orgy is?
🔫 thebrigadier Follow
I do believe he views all humans as deeply immature. I am nearing fifty now and he still patronises me whenever we meet.
❄️ icemaiden Follow
You're FIFTY??? No wonder the Doctor refuses to talk to you about such matters, that's practically cradle snatching. Or grooming.
⚰️ themaster Follow
hey didn't you lie about your age the first time you met the doctor? also you are literally 120. TIME TOT ☝️
❄️ icemaiden Follow
And you are literally a mass murderer. Go away.
⚰️ themaster Follow
you are like a little baby. watch this
*dies in his arms and he cries because he loves me unlike you who he could never love*
🎉 yourbutchboyfriend Follow
are you guys done yet or
#man what the fuck #is this like. time lord flirting
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🐧 coordinatorsupreme Follow
Tell me why the Rassilon character study I was just reading has an author's note that says "Sorry I haven't updated in decades, I got kidnapped and tortured by Daleks for twenty years!" Are all Mo3 users like this or is it just r*negades
🧶 elizabethtudor-blog Follow
Isn't this what happened to the president of Gallifrey?
🐧 coordinatorsupreme Follow
First of all, get off my post, I specifically have it in my DNI that humans are blocked on sight. Second of all,
WHAT?
👑 fred Follow
well what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament dare i ask
🐧 coordinatorsupreme Follow
None of those words are in the Matrix.
#What in Rassilon's name is a sacrament
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🗡️ worsthumanongallifrey Follow
it's always the little things in life. for example today i discovered that the writer behind all those doctor/romana fics on mo3 is none other than romana herself
#but does she write anything about me #nooo #no she does not
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Having a lovely coffee date with Harry to celebrate twenty years of the Doctor abandoning me! For some reason Harry hates it when I phrase things this way
📑 anordinaryjournalist Follow
Only 3 people died this time, it sounds terrible but I was hoping for something more interesting in all honesty
#the cafe didn't even explode or anything this time round #last time we had to pick up the dismembered bits of several corpses. much more fun #on the other hand Harry had to take his shirt off today (long story) #so that was fun #I mean it wasn't even really necessary but shhh he doesn't need to know that #eternally glad someone else is willing to put up with my nonsense (exploding fish-puma alien hybrids)
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nneed himmto fied merinto a pjper shrrder thrgn eastthe paper until wahts ke and whsts him is indenifinsble
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I think he should not do that. Get help.
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🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow
Repeat after me: your psychosexual obsession with an alien threat that wants to kill you is valid. Cosplaying as intergalactic mass murderers does not make you a bad person.
👑 fred Follow
if you make ONE MORE post glorifying cricket like this i may actually have to report you to the high council
🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow
Wait Romana I didn't mean it I'm sorry. I'll do anything. I'll unexplode Adric please don't report me to the High Council
👑 fred Follow
i'm not angry, i'm just disappointed.
✈️ donewiththisshit573 Follow
I'm angry! Stop fucking bringing up Adric when clearly none of you care about him!
⚰️ themaster Follow
what she said. be psychosexually obsessed with ME please please pretty please. i'll treat you right i won't report you to the high council i won't even kill you a little bit this time
🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow
You are pathetic.
#if you died right now I wouldn't even be sad I would be overjoyed
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Halloween Special, Current Projects, New Patreon Content
I am so sorry about the radio silence as of late. Between the stuff earlier this week (yes, that stuff), dealing with deaths of people, and university; I've been very busy and mentally drained. However, the good news is, you can play the mini game of The Bureau, "Witchy Woman" right now! The link is at the bottom of this post! Eventually I'll integrate it into the main game, or put it out as potential free DLC or something, but for now there are no stats and it's not tied to choices from the base game.
Tonight is a special case. The MCT has been called in as a favor after finishing up our most recent case. A friend of Kris's reached out, and the local P.D. has let the MCT take the lead on this one. A house party in the beginning of October up in Maine has turned sour. A party-goer has been reported deceased.
We just finished a job, but in this line of work, there's always another case to solve. So here I am, approaching the residence with my team, about to find out exactly what happened on this cold, damp night.
Because it's not part of a bigger game or story, and the only pacing I had to worry about was that of the investigation, this is much more freeflow than other investigations in the main story. Go back and forth between the crime scene, the perimeter of the house, interrogations, and more! The more you discover evidence, the more new options will unlock in conversations, and you have an evidence log in the stats section that updates every time you find out something relevant to the case.
I'm only promoting this now, even though it's been done for a couple of weeks, because it was part of a Jam and I didn't think it would be fair if I got votes from a community built over a few years when others in the Jam would not have had that same benefit. I wanted it to be an even playing field, even if it meant holding out for a bit. So, I apologize for making you all wait.
There are still things I'd like to do for this game, things I'll end up adding, but it is at the very least ready to play. It's 40k words, so have at it!
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Right, next up, something I'd like to announce. I'm working on a serialized fiction that I'm (hopefully) planning to turn into a book. The first 3 chapters are going to be posted for free, both here on my blog and on my Patreon, though not quite yet. Chapters after that will be released on Patreon for the people who pay the $5 tier.
I'll be honest, it has been extremely cathartic to go from writing an IF where the chapters are all pretty much the length of a book themselves, to writing an actual book where a chapter is about 4k words. It's a very nice breath of fresh air, and it by no means, entails that I will stop working on Bureau. In fact, it may even help speed up rate of production, funnily enough. Having something to keep my mind turning while having writer's block about a scene in the IF will help me constantly generate ideas, and that's really nice to think about.
A small college town is rocked by a horrific murder. In wake of the events, a couple of friends begin investigating this personal tragedy, determined to get to the bottom of what happened at the Scribe City college. The lesson is quickly thrust upon them that loss leads to pain, but pain is temporary, and loss can be forever. So what comes after the pain? They need to explore that journey together, and in the process, navigate the complicated things feelings that have started to bloom.
The book (serialized fiction for now) , called Love In Stasis, is going to be a 'WLW romance small town college murder mystery'. You will explore the relationships that these characters have and continue to form, and just how messy things get when tragedy sparks love. I have almost 25k words done for it, about six and a half chapters, and I'm going to try to get 50k words done with it by the end of the month. A writing challenge that's totally not tied to the name of any organizations.
If this works out, I could reward patrons with static fiction while not having to worry about providing everyone with constant things tied to the IF itself, and I could work on The Bureau at a pace I'm very comfortable with.
I'm still learning as a writer. I'm still learning new things I like, and how I like to produce content. All I know is that I like producing art in the form of writing, and I most certainly will not stop doing that anytime soon, and now that the Halloween Special is done, I will be getting back to the base game.
Which will start with a complete recoding of the gender variables. I've already started on that process, so no more multiple versions of each chapter. One version. One set of gender variables. Much more condensed coding and script. So, people out there who said that wasn't going to change, I just have to say what I'd said all along. My coding was indeed bad. However I will also say something else I've said all along. I do take criticism.
That being said I'm never using multi-replace and you can't make me. I like being able to read what I'm writing.
More to come in the near future.
Stay Brilliant,
-Vi
https://cogdemos.ink/play/viisbae/the-bureau-halloween-special-witchy-woman
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#interactive fiction#the bureau#writing#interactive novel#wip#work in progress#original story#choicescript#reading#serialized fiction#serialized novel#book#books and reading#books#Love In Stasis#Halloween Jam#Game Jam#game development#indie game#indiedev
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Dear Readers!
I found such a shocking story!
You know Kuzco gets quite a few interesting fanfictions right?
Well
the one I saw was about him
Romancing a Spanish girl...
And to think he got super mad around Ramon 🤨
The audacity!!
#malina#Not feeling jealous whatsoever#the emperor's new school#fanfic#the fic is The Spanish Princess#It's on AO3#It's worth reading tho#I'm not the writer. I'm just the reporter#kuzco
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bakugou katsuki was born on weed day 420 and he's in love with a boy the color of weed (green midoriya izuku)
oh my bkd i figured it out
#IS THAT A WEED?#I'M CALLING HORIKOSHI#@horikoshiko whats the emergency#yes im here to report a weed#not just any weed#it's a gay weed crime#jokes on you#says horikoshi kohei creator and writer and mangaka of hit series boku no hero academia#i am the criminal mastermind of this whole bkdk weed operation#YOU!!!! i scream#the man laughed#yes kissykalachuchi thats right... bkdk is canon... i planned this from the start!#i scream from ecstacy. i have gone mad. bakudeku.... i'm addicted to it#damn that man horikoshi#he made a substance too strong for my constitution#damn you bakudeku... damn you#bkdk#bnha#happy birthday bakugou katsuki#sorry for the late greeting man lmao
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Time for my end of week check-in! Hope y'all had a good one! 😊🥰
Next Update (Chapter 3 & 4? Maybe?):
Intro Scene (if not on music fest route): 100%
Music Fest Routes (Solo, V, and Amara): 100%
Club Pyre Path: 90%
August Part 2 Electric Boogaloo: 0% (not started)
Avoid Death (Eventually?): 0% (not started)
Work Time! (End of Chapter): 0% (short outline, not started)
Ahhh, the club path is so close to being done. I feel like I say that every week, but this time it really is!! Just need to finish one path and add a few variant scenes and it'll be done! Then it's editing time.
Let's just hope I don't get carried away editing and adding new stuff lol.
#redo; rewind if#if game#interactive fiction#progress report#i'm so ready to be done with this part. i've enjoyed writing it. it's just... a lot of paths/options/variables to track#could i have started on a different part and finished it later? yes. but. i don't like doing that unless i'm really stuck y'know?#plus it can get confusing to come back later with all the different routes and still remember what the fuck i was doing#god my notes are either the most detailed meticulous things or “put transition scene here” with no in between#tis the life of a writer i suppose. tragic.
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The worst part of the GOT and HOTD adaptations is that they remove any sense of narrative or themes being explored from George's writing. The showrunners rewrite characters and change plotlines on a whim and remove any sense of cohesive storytelling. There's just...literally no point to the story and the writers struggle to come up with sensible explanations for the changes they've decided to make.
#anti got#anti hotd#/themes are for eight-grade book reports/ like at least D&D admitted to not caring#hotd showrunners will spend an hour rambling trying to come up with a point in-between saying a rapist deserves sympathy#if the shows weren't based on books they could get away with it but the fact that we just end up with themes and arcs gone#unfulfilled because they have to inevitably draw from the source material even though they're changing things is frustrating#that's really why season 8 makes no sense cause the writers were just coming up with shit inconsistent with the earlier seasons#the dance being about misogyny and nyra's line surviving in the main Targ while the Greens die out was done for a REASON but now people#justify the misogyny towards her because they don't personally like her character and it's just so...stupid#just really stupid and on some level I'm blame George for these terrible adaptations even though I know he doesn't have#full power or say at least with GOT things would've been different if he would've finished the books on time
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I have a great percabeth apocalypse AU written out but I'm not a story writer so it's point form and I just have to imagine it when I go to sleep at night i guess
#I haven't seen this particular concept before and it would be so cool as a multi chapter fic though in my own humble opinion#it's actually based on a dream I had a while back and wrote down#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#yelling into the void#ao3#although if an author wants to write it that would be awesome#jk tho I'm not asking someone to write it#..... unless#percabeth#I'm not a story writer but I am a bomb report writer so I am capable of writing in grammar and flow. just not the *art*
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ch. 8 of "investigating lois lane" talks about the period of months following superman's death and it's making me want to entertain a story where superman stayed dead, just the same way I often think about that re: batman in the late 00s era.
#me: people saying it'd objectively better if jason remained dead it's such a tired take#also me:#(and i'm right. btw. superman and batman are a whole other thing)#(and jason's death was never about him)#(and yeah obviously it could never happen in mainstream comics that's fine)#(but elseworld writers AND fic writers should get a little more irreverent about it. just saying)#anyway yeah i need to read all of that for her#talking to the void#my thoughts#dc thoughts#dc#dc comics#investigating lois lane#investigating lois lane: the turbulent history of the daily planet's ace reporter#lois lane#superman#clark kent#bruce wayne#batman
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OH WE ARE SO UNBELIEEEEEVABLY FUCKING BACK, KIDS.
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a screenshot of three panels from Issue #2 of Batman Beyond: Neo Gothic.
Panel 1 contains Terry's (Batman's) speech bubbles "It's the legacy. / It's what Batman is. / Hope." Kyle the Catboi watches Terry.
Panel 2 shows Terry walking ahead as Kyle's speech bubble, lagging behind, says "Even when the last guy got it wrong?"
Panel 3 shows Kyle catching up to Terry. Terry turns to look at him, accompanied by a speech bubble saying "Especially when the last guy got it wrong."
#batman beyond: neo gothic#batman beyond neo gothic#wednesday spoilers#batman beyond#i'm late to the start of this run but at least we're only 2 issues in!#the character description we got for kyle initially had me SO SKEPTICAL WHEN FIRST ANNOUNCED#but upon meeting him and learning some of his deal. i'm delighted to report that he is in fact rad as hell.#in my brain he's voiced by jason marsden and no one will convince me otherwise.#anyway i've decided fuck a revival cartoon i just want whatever comics this team of writers do with beyond next#trick talks tag
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I'm coming to terms with the fact that the only thing I have going for my writing are: a) dialogue and b) emotional scenes with way too many flowery phrases. Idk how to do anything else. I have no spatial ability. Why the Fuck am I even a writer if I can't visualize shit.
#sorry i'm feeling more frustrated than usual about this#it's like...#idk man i just feel like a shit writer because idk how anything works here. visually i mean#like that defeats the whole purpose of writing fiction#why am i even a writer?#why did i bother?#all i can do is describe what happens and it's so shit#it's cold and unfeeling i might as well be writing a news report#'the building burns down and there's weird chanting so character goes to investigate'#like fuck off#sorry for the rant#writing things#writer problems#writing is so hard#writing (kind of)#personal#might delete later sorry for being dramatic
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follow me for more bullshit I came up with, because I’ve done too much research to keep it all to myself
#quatre raberba winner#quatre winner#ok technically all of this is true but I'm pretty sure the writers weren't actually thinking about this when they named quatre#still. it is a neat connection#in a pepe silvia kind of way#gundam wing#mobile suit gundam wing#new mobile report gundam wing#I've seen some name etymologies give lawrence's meaning as 'laurel-crowned' or just outright 'winner/victor'#I think that's a bit of a simplification but still. cool
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*personal
#today during our one on one my boss told me he would help me with trying to kickstart my writing career over the next year#he said he would recommend me for writer's assistant positions#he said he knows who's running the 24-25 writer's mentorship program and would put in a word when i apply this year#he if i couldn't find a script i need to read for reference he would try to find it for me#he sent me a pilot script for one of our new series and said we could read and meet to discuss character story arc and format questions#he knows i'm moving to mexico in 2025 and says he wants to do what he can to help with my career while he can#for context everyone is anxious about some industry news being reported in the trades about our company being bought by another one#and what it may mean for layoffs in our department#also he says they are testing ai workflow with a key element in our job responsibilities and that means they're prob gonna transition fully#at some point we're all gonna have to pivot#and he'd rather we both pivot to something we want to as opposed to being stuck on the same path and then layed off#so#i am gonna just prepare myself as best i can#if he keeps his word it could be even more of a transformative year for me#I won't have to do what i need to without help#in this industry knowing the right people and being prepared for opportunities is important#i'm just gonna put my head down and do what i need to
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Look man I don't need or expect anything to become canon. That's what FANfiction and FANdom is for...for the fans.
#i'm just gonna have my fun with my fingers in my ears singing lalala to block out the killjoys#actors writers reporters etc mind your business#fandom#unpopular shipping opinions perhaps
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need jobless and immature peoples on tumblrdotcom to grow up seriously 💜
#kelin's ramblings#kelin talks#i'm just so tired of seeing peoples works getting reported left right#only cause yall bitter ass can't be mature enough to scroll past things you don't like#community labels are literally USELESS because they do not play on favor of writers or artists at all because they HIDE our works#and you who report writers/artists works cause they don't have community labels is something nasty to do#cause it means that under it all (for a reason or another) you don't want their works to get appreciation#it ends up looking like this in the end because community labels hide works after all#and you who report fanfics/arts cause of that come out as jealous and envious in my eyes#cause if it was for the sake of something triggering you SO MUCH as some of you claim you would either ignore it or filter tags#just like a normal and mature person would do when they see something they don't like but still respect others#reporting this way is the equivalent of throwing a childish tantrum and i hope you losers get better 💜
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Privatized all my fics yesterday. If you wanna see 'em, you'll need an AO3 account.
#i know I'm not a popular writer (esp in such a small fandom) but I'm so sick and tired of hearing report after report of ai scraping fics#off ao3. is this a fool-proof method to stop that? no. all some tech bro would need is an account themselves#but I'm just. exhausted and done with dealing with it.
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hey fellas, new as shit user here, just to say, Why The Hell Do You Think I'm Here.
If I wanted something "intuitive," I would be on a site that fed me media with a scary-smart algorithm and people I never have to talk to. if I wanted something with your definiton of "easy," I would not BE HERE. because I do not want this shit "easier." It's an entire bigass community of folks, all of whom can be goofy and elusive and drop hints until I find my way. Until I figure out my own way around it. Not to mention, I almost get the feeling that anybody who doesn't have the patience to learn their way around this hellsite (and come to love it for being janky in the SILLY, GOOFY FUN WAY,) ain't gonna make it long.
Unless, of course, you make big, long-lasting decisions with ultimately poor effects, which cater to an audience of nearly Zero and end up alienating the majority of your community.
you know. like last time.
Wanna know how to actually do the community some good?
Start hunting the fucking bots for sport.
Tuesday, May 30th, 2023
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To clarify a point made in last Friday’s post: on web, clicking the reblogged-from blog name in a reblog’s post header now takes you to that blog, not their reblog. Clicking in the empty space in the post’s header, and in the header of each reblog trail item, now takes you to that specific post in the blog view popup. This is one of a series of updates we’re making to the reblog consumption experience across all platforms, to make it more intuitive and consistent, especially for new users.
On web, and in version 29.7 of the Android app and version 29.5 of the iOS app, the blog names in the “Liked by…” recommendation reason on posts will be clickable/tappable, taking you to the listed blog(s).
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Fixed a visual glitch causing misplaced padding rules in the notes view on posts on the web.
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Nothing to report here today.
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#“nothing to report in ongoing ” my ASS#utterly blind to the problems you should be solving is what it is.#and further i will keep incessantly snoozing tumblr live until it dies#because I do not want random pictures of conventionally attractive people at the top of my dash.#Really I don't. it nothing close to what I'm here for#I'm here for the nerds and the artists and the writers#and the people who are just as obsessed with their blorbos as I am#and the really human people. who just actually speak their mind and talk about Being Human and shit.#I'm here to keep a little journal for myself.#(plus. you already took away all the hot people that mattered.)#(the art creators and folks making a genuine living off it--not the CP to be clear)#and now all that's left is the bots.#the FUCKING bots.
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