#I'm having fun now

[sillygoofyqueer]

elaborate on the leviathan au PLEASE

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, ANON!!!!!!!!! I've got some notes on it so I can be like "*checks notes*" and you'll know that I'm not joking Okay so I'm focusing on shift-between-forms demon leviathyuan, and according to my notes it's partly because I find the idea of tiny man to HUGE FUCKING beast really funny. And I'm valid in my interpretation, well done past me. Okay so I'm imagining Binghe in the abyss, looking for a place of safety and stumbling across a seemingly empty cavern, taken up mostly by this strange, seemingly endless deep dark lake. He's injured and stumbles across one of the lakesides - I'm thinking bioluminescent plants and soil fertilised by carcasses of the dead. But he pauses when he sees this...well, it can't be a human, no humans would survive here, so this demon, sitting quite comfortably on the side. Shen Yuan has patches of scales across his skin (can you tell that I'm an absolute sucker for scale patches?), and I'm thinking that they blend in with his environment, so they're darker, like blacks and cold blues, and some purples for *checks notes* pizazz? Sure. He has gills!!!!! And lungs. I have a separate note that states that I don't want to go into too much detail about it so I can have Mu Qingfang shaking him by the shoulders and being like "HOW DO YOU WORK?!" So No Science allowed, sorry Science lovers. ALSO, Shen Yuan has fish eyes, with huge pupils because - as everyone knows - bigger pupils let in more light, and in the dark depths of his home he needs them to be able to see - MEANING!! He has sensitivity to light :D (I just think that part's neat) He also simply has to have those fish fin ear things because I am a HUGE fucking sucker for them (He Xuan my beloved <3), and because they look so cute. He gets to have iridescent fin ears. ALSO ALSO, webbed fingers and webbed toes <3 (can you tell I'm having fun with this design) AND! Definitely has sharp bite-y teeth because he is A Predator of the Deep. I got distracted writing about his design.....I'll do a lore drop if you want to hear more (≧∀≦)ゞ

[catgirl-catboy]

If you are a minor you're being groomed and need to get the fuck out of the community but come on i know you're not.

You're DEFENDING it and that's just as bad as doing it

Again with the assumptions about my life, anon. Learn your lesson! Research me! Build a phycological profile. I could tell you that I'm a nigerian prince wanting to part with large sums of money and you'd belive me, lol.

Also, why would you send an NSFT ask without checking someone's age. If anyone here is the weirdo, its you anon. If encountering smuppet dick is traumatizing to teenaged brains, imagine what prolonged exposure to you could do. They'd give up hope for society!

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[chalkrub]

smorkin

[agoodsongeveryday]

Day One Thousand and Sixty Seven

We must rearrange reality Shuffle all the cards Play the joker with the queen Just to make her scream To destroy all our enemies Must investigate our friends Find the ones who don't believe Hang 'em from the trees

[heavyheavycream]

feedist kinktober 26 : Olympian

goat faun and ram centaur AU

[numbuh424]

this was literally their first date

original image

[golyadkin]

it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it

[wardingshout]

the Zelda timeline ??? yeah I know about it

[wyn-n-tonic]

i love being a Brighton fan. i love being a Seagal.

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

just visiting ❤ pic.twitter.com/njIiHb4HBM

— tim (@FlamingButtWind) July 14, 2024

[kuttblueberry]

GRRR I should have posted these on Jonathan's birthday,,I am a fool </3 happy late birthday to our favorite gentleman

Aaagh anyway here's a little more Ms paint stuff I had saved

[cattnipt]

Fucked up looking dog you got there

[vaguely-concerned]

the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh