#I'll go to jail

[jakei95]

My sister's baby is not letting me work tonight 😭

[grimfantas]

10 years in the future for Nanako-chan

[moxielynx]

my prediction for the ending of spiderman 2 is that peter will hold harry so gently like he did in ultimate spiderman and then they'll kiss and tell each other how much they love each other and-

Edit 1: I’m finally gonna be playing Spider-Man 2 this weekend and I would just like to say I get mental damage every time someone reblogs this with something along the lines of “how does it feel to get it so accurate” /hj

Edit 2: I AM A SAD, SAD BROKEN MAN. APOLLO HAS GIFTED ME THE POWER OF PROPHECY. DAMN YOU INSOMNIAC DAMN YOU.

[hyakunana]

Interrupting all my chores for a very important event

[brainrotcharacters]

tell me I'm wrong

[a-particular-quetzalcoatl]

Playing Path to Nowhere's newest event, and thinking way too much about how funny it is.

Chief gets hit with "the world is a simulation", gets transported out of said simulation to be trapped on a phone by a mystery not-dead girl who is apparently killing "gods".

Said girl offers to kill said gods and elevate Chief to godhood.

Chief's response? "Very cool, still murder."

[coriander-candlesticks]

Hail Apollo and Hermes for helping me get my ass in gear to take care of a couple financial things that have been stressing me out for a while! ...and for the reminder to not impulse spend.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Not JK Rowling thinking she can delete the evidence against her on Twitter. Does she forget once on the internet, its forever??? And in her case, people posting screenshots constantly of what shes tweeted???

[tin-can-iron-man]

So, as has been clear for a while on this blog, I bought baldurs gate 3 in January of this year, after playing for a few days and falling completely in love with the game, I insisted my wife (the lovely hilarious beautiful etc etc @the-faultofdaedalus) also buy bg3 so that she can experience it and we can play together. (let it be known: we HAVE gone through the entire time at LEAST once before)

today, we were going back and forth between playing bg3 and watching shows the other hasn't seen before, recently I decided that I should show her a TV show that was near and dear to me in my childhood: My Name Is Earl.

having baldurs gate fresh on our minds whilst watching the show led us to making the joke (and. it was a joke, we've even made similar jokes about other shows such as Leverage before) that if Earl Hickey was a DND character, he would be a Paladin.

That is all context for what you are all about to see:

I would say I'm sorry, but then I would be lying...

"but Tin-Can-Iron-Man!" I hear you shout (my friends call me Deo btw) "I see you're playing this save file with your wife! Who is she playing as?"

Randy Hickey (Bard), obviously

(this is the only good shot that I have of that character model)

Earl is an oath of devotion paladin, but only because oath of redemption isn't available, meanwhile we only just played through the prologue, so Randys subclass hasn't been decided just yet.

We're not sure yet if this is just the DND versions of earl and randy or if they've been isekaied to faerun. either option is hilarious, so we'll probably just go back and forth between which one.

Well, anyway...

you know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks?

well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner: karma

That's when I realized that I had to change.

I'm just trying to be a better person.

My name is Earl.

[curapicas]

how I look at the guy I'll have an intense vore-off with, in which we'll end up cursing each other in permanent ways

[lazymonth]

About to get kicked out of both two fandoms because of this pic yahhhhh /j

Am I crazy? Yup, I'm crazy

Edit : [ I removed the #hazbin hotel out cause I might get ripped to shreds by the fandom ]

[itsamenickname]

Bowuigi artists! I have a challenge for you!

Draw this meme but with Luigi and Bowser:

[unablethethird]

offline for a month not my choice

tags could be triggering

[pensivespacepirate]

it feels like the whole purpose of venom 3 is to kill off venom what the fuck

[moonchild-in-blue]

Happy to see yall are enjoying that TNDNBTG x Euclid post. That was written in a fit of madness after being plagued with FTRB feelings all night. Feels good to put my writing muscles to good use again - let's hope this continues 👍

[selemina]

Herald of Mercy Kelmi of Varia! :D My way of Mercy monk in our DnD campaign IN SPACE! We just took on a brutal fight against a man that is his complete opposite and yearns for carnage, and Kelmi's need to save everyone almost cost him his life! :D (And I mean, one-shot dead character no saving throws!) So to remember that and the hit he took while vulnerable, I gave him new scars! ... and a new drip, if he would stop being humble and finally accept that he is allowed to wear other clothes than sportswear to a fight!! XD