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Kiss me faggotboy
#idk what came over me to make this#I’ve never even watched this movie.#I had a panic attack and then ate ravioli before making this#what has my life come to#who framed roger rabbit#gay meme#gay#Jessica rabbit#my meme
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#this is LOOSELY based on a photo of the only fictional couple I’m not normal about#(scully and mulder)#bc I had to make my new obsession just like them😇😇#hope you all have a good rest of your day I am going to bed now!!!#I am EXHAUSTED I woke up at 3am😭😭😭😭😭#my dreams are often like lucid dreams and I can control most of them#but also they’re like SO VIVID I can eat sleep feel everythinf etc etc#anyways last night I dreamt I was a detective a la Morgan freeman in se7en#going after a serial killer#IT WAS SO SCARY I WOKE UP LIKE😳😳#I’ve been awake since then & I genuinely don’t even know where it came from bc like#I haven’t watched horror movies in forever I abandoned true crime years ago…#my brain was just😃#also it’s funny I did this x files drawinf today#because I started watching that show when I was TWO#my mom figured if I watched scary things from a young age I would never be scared of anything#idk what she was thinking bahahahahahahahaah (it did not work)#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#hogwarts legacy oc#hogwarts legacy mc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow fanart#sebastian sallow x mc
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It’s crazy how sometimes I’m just sitting there and suddenly my brain is like “Hey remember when Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Brave, and Tangled had a chokehold on the internet that one time?” And then somehow it’s 4am and I’m reading a Jack Frost x Hiccup fanfiction
#I’ve never even watched Rise of the Guardians what the fuck am I doing here??#the big four#brave#how to train your dragon#httyd#rise of the guardians#rise of the brave tangled dragons#tangled#rapunzel#jack frost#httyd hiccup#hiccup x jack#I was deadass a toddler when those movies came out. seriously how did I get here???#I was never in this fandom but here I am
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what I want is a completely plotless book/tv-show/movie with characters I like just chilling & living their lives. No plot. No obstacles. Just purely character interaction
#like not even sitcom level of a plot#my fave part in shows/books/movies is that start where it’s just ppl going on abt their lives before The Big Event/Problem#like the character interaction is my jam and I want only that#one movie that’s sort of like that is ’’The Humans’’ (2021) not fully but the closest I’ve seen so far#and my fave book (O by Miki Liukkonen) has a lot of that bc it’s a long ass book & so much of what ppl consider ’’chaotic filler’’ but#that’s what makes it so fun & comforting to me (bc mostly it’s just bunch of weirdoes living their lives)#but still like there’s a plot there an like I want that part of a book where ppl go ’’boo this is boring when does the story start?’’ I want#the story to NEVER start pls and thank u#haven’t found a series like that but ig it’s bc like ppl wouldn’t watch it#maybe The Office would be the closest but still a lot of serious plot in there (esp later seasons)#anyways if anyone has any plotless reccs pls share!#2024#july 2024
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could you even become half of what she was
#mlp art#my little pony#my little pony g4#my little pony g5#mlp g4#mlp g5#twilight sparkle#sunny starscout#my little pony gen 4#my little pony gen 5#I really like both twilight and sunny#but sometimes I wonder if sunny ever feels like she’ll never be even close to what twilight was#like they’re both princesses of friendship#technically#so would sunny compare herself to twi?#would she feel like she’s even worthy of her alicorn magic?#idk!! Just silly thoughts I think about#I haven’t even watched the new gen5 shows so I’m just speculating#I’ve only watched the movie haha#bladerunner 2049#I’ve never watched bladerunner#LOL#esmé art
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We just got an update on vengeance saga! I’m agreeing with C and saying probably either right after Halloween, or a month and a half.
Im really hoping we get Penelope! I loved the singers voice in suffering and I’m so excited!
…. Also I’m sorry for this Mister jalapeño… spot the difference
#epic musical#epic vengeance saga#mr jalapeño#epic the musical#so excited#I’ve never even watched the grinch movies 😭
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Basically the ending of chapter 5 of Batdr:
Audrey: “For your 🙄 information ‼️, I do not ❌ work for you. 🥱 I am employed by our father. 👨”
Ink Demon: “Oh yeah? 👍🏻 Take a look 👀 around, Audrey. 🧍♀️ Do you 🫵 see your father 👨 anywhere? News 🗞️ flash 💥. You’re not 🤨 gunna. 🗣️”
#No context#if you know you know#batim#batdr#audrey drew#ink demon#They’re siblings and like giving one another a hard time#Meme#bendy and the ink machine#bendy and the dark revival#“Newsflash you’re not gonna” meme has been stuck in my head#I’ve never even watched the movie it’s from lol#“Henry come get your kids”
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he is my faceclaim for wazzer and i am unashamed of that
#when 1917 came out i watched it 4 times in theatres in the span of 4 days#i’m only a little bit obsessed with it#i’ve never posted about my absurd obsession with war movies and books (let’s not even get started on all quiet on the western front) but#i am#like i am so unnormal#wazzer goom#monstrous regiment#discworld#1917#1917 movie#1917 film#william schofield
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#putting 2004 joker in places#2004 batman#2004 joker#blair witch project#I’ve never even watched this movie lmao
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I saw my friend watching Saw III and I noticed that Donnie Wahlberg was in it and all I could think was
“Why would they put Lip through this😔”
#I’ve never even seen any of the other saw movies#I don’t like gore🤷#but Donnie looked great in that one scene I caught a glimpse of#nah but my friend said the movies were good#so now I might need to watch them#donnie wahlberg#carwood lipton#band of brothers#saw iii
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How I’m feeling rn after seeing venom 3
#like the thing is#I’ve been sad after watching things#especially marvel#but I’ve gotten over it#but when it’s your favourite character of all time#that just does something to your brain#and I can’t quite comprehend the fact that we may never see venom again#and obviously he may be alive but it’s even less unlikely that we’ll see him WITH Eddie#and you could’ve just ended with them living happily!!!#also the movie was alright I guess#could’ve been more campy#but I’m not really thinking about that right now#I’m mainly focused on how he died#venom 3#venom the last dance#also the picture is from a maya wonky video#*winky
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Rebels has been a comfort show for me longer than I’ve actually cared about star wars (my grade 6 self loved watching Disney XD on tv what can I say🤷🏻♀️)
And the main reason is because of how much the ghost crew loved each other..they were a family and I loved that about them
Anyways, I haven’t felt that same comfort until The Bad Batch and I just love it so much
I’m gonna feel super empty when this season ends :(
#star wars found family is everything to me#Star Wars has always excelled at the found family trope in a way I’ve never really seen before#Like I’ve been a marvel fan my whole life and I’ll admit the mcu has really only succeeded in found family with the GOTG#(you know…the movies that are heavily influenced by star wars)#But like I really feel like if I didn’t care about the relationships between star wars characters#I wouldn’t care about star wars nearly as much#even in the OT it took a while for me to care as much about that group because in that trilogy alone#we don’t actually see the relationships grow on screen aside from leia and han#so it was hard for me to get invested#watching the prequels is what got me to care about the OT characters#and watching TCW got me to care about the prequels#anyways what I’m saying is I love tbb and swr because I love watching characters become a family#yeah idk where i’m going with this#just felt like acknowledging it#star wars#sw rebels#tbb#the bad batch#swr#the clone wars#star wars original trilogy#star wars prequels#marvel#guardians of the galaxy#kate's post
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The downside of being a fan of The Boys that nobody talks about: it ruins horror movies for you. 😭😭 It makes you so desensitized that anything that happens in a horror movie, any violence or gore, doesn’t shock you or even creep you out slightly. You just sit there like “damn I’ve seen more fucked up stuff on the boys than this” 😭
#it’s kinda funny#like for example#3 or so years ago I watched midsommar and thought it was fucking terrifying and couldn’t get over what I saw#and then I rewatched it a few weeks ago and I was like ‘oh this isn’t even that bad’#still fucking adore that movie tho and it’s def still unsettling in other ways but my point is the violence#literally felt like nothing the second time around#other examples more recently: the substance and terrifier 2#literally unphased#I mean I’ve never truly been scared of horror movies maybe like 2 in my entire life#but now I’m completelyyyyy desensitized 😭😭#the boys#the boys amazon
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happy larryopocalypse eve my dear muskrat placenta. haylor and elounor shall bring a chorch to burn down the ship of the parasitic worm baby larries and gusher in new world order of propserity in your fandom you will thank the simon later. may you have gulag evning. gouda
“Inspired words from a man who knows how to ski.”
#reading this ask was very much a similar kind of experience#to watching the movie better off dead#lmao#you just never knew what was gonna come next#and even when you thought you’d adjusted to the nonsensicality of it#something else happens to throw you off again#😂😂😂#amazing#but for real I’ve gotten like three of these since the last time I posted#and I don’t know if it’s the original or#if someone is out there just playing madgabs in my inbox for fun#but this is the last I’m posting for REAL this time#I just couldn’t stop laughing at this one
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cw: vamp Dabi, blood mention, witch reader, cheating but not really???
vampire Dabi but in a dark shadows au???? HELLO!!!!!
you’ve been a witch for who knows how long now, but you’re one of the good ones, you convince yourself. you only do shit to people when they fuck you over and unfortunately for Dabi—he’s one of those people.
maybe you weren’t actually dating the heir of the famous family business (the one that the whole town was named after) since you were only their maid—but still. he wrapped you in his sheets and bruised your throat with such tender kisses that you couldn’t bare to believe otherwise.
but then—but then you catch him one night, bruising someone else’s throat. the one his father promised to marry him off to, who you expected him to reject, but he instead embraced within the sheets you had cleaned for him.
and shit happens, you tell yourself, as you lead the town to his front door after you just so happen to turn him into a vampire to eternally deal with the suffering of his now dead parents and fiancé that you had absolutely no involvement in.
well, maybe a little involvement. a smidgen. (a smidgen including a curse to trap her soul in a forever loop of untimely deaths and crushing his parents under pillars.)
but it’s been years now. you’re over Dabi.
until he stands in your office, an office you built from the ground up after creating another spell to help you earn a few pennies from the Todoroki inheritance. he’s so pale and gangly and he frowns so deep at you for turning him into this bloodthirsty monster.
but you haven’t seen him in so long and old feelings arise and you already got your revenge. so why not let sleeping dogs lie in the coffin you helped the townspeople bury them in?
your office is a mess in a matter of minutes. a fight turns into a tackle, turns into huffed breaths neither of you need, turns into bumping noses, closed gaps between lips, a swap of bloody kisses. Dabi still kisses you the same way he did four hundred years ago, if not better.
his sharp nails dig into your spine and drag down until they hook into your bottoms, and he tears those away with ease. shreds them to pieces, and you do him the same until you’re both scratched and bloody and panting into each others mouth as he buries his cock as deep as he always used to.
it’s familiar, albeit messier than before with the constant biting of your skin and his. he curses you, calls you a piece of shit witch, and you can only smile at him. force his face into your neck not to silence him, but to feel his fangs sink into your skin, feel his cock swell when you grow your own fangs to bite back. he’s always liked how much you bite back.
(he tells you he regrets it terribly so when he finishes, but you don’t believe him. Dabi has always loved you. he just let a few distractions get in his way, but he loves you. he always has and forever will. you’ll make sure of it.)
#I feel like. this doesn’t make sense if you haven’t seen the movie LOL#I tried to make it OBVIOUS and clear but I’m like#baby you seen this movie too often you know too much ALSJDKDFJ#it’s such a stupid movie but it reminds me of my childhood so much#having anxiety I’ve never been able to stomach or get into scary movies#and this was the only one I actually liked and could watch on repeat even tho it’s not even scary LOL#idk if that makes sense#sorry#anyway I love this idea and kinda wanna expand on it more but I have too much on my plate in terms of writing#I might still try to write it all in one sitting so I don’t feel like I’m taking away from another fic lmfao#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#dabi treats! 🍬
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the issue with the RoyKeeley storyline in season 3 for me. if they’re not meant to be that’s fine, they’re very different people at different phases of their life, but tell us that. Give us some sort of emotional pay off for watching them share half of their screen time together for two years. There’s no scene in season three that felt cathartic to me.
#cicelyalaska#burritoprophet#twitter users#I think about this story line all the time#went through a break up from my bf of almost two years in April#and so I’ve paid a ton of attention to break up plot lines in the tv shows and movies I’ve watched this year#and this is the one that really latches in my mind#even though I was never a massive shipper of them#it’s driven me crazy for so long#because like this shit is actually life altering#and to pretend that love and partnership entering your life and then exiting after a year of stability#doesn’t drastically change you#and to give your audience no pay off#happy or sad#is just bizarre#anyways one day I’ll be done complaining about my favorite characters from my favorite show that I have anger towards now#RoyKeeley#ted lasso#roy kent#keeley jones#Ted lasso critical#maybe idk I’m just tagging in case u want to mute my ramblings
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