#I’ve never even watched this movie.

[sadie-shrimp]

Kiss me faggotboy

[myokk]

soft🥹

[humblenarcissist97]

It’s crazy how sometimes I’m just sitting there and suddenly my brain is like “Hey remember when Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Brave, and Tangled had a chokehold on the internet that one time?” And then somehow it’s 4am and I’m reading a Jack Frost x Hiccup fanfiction

[why-the-heck-not]

what I want is a completely plotless book/tv-show/movie with characters I like just chilling & living their lives. No plot. No obstacles. Just purely character interaction

[lonelyroommp3]

just woke up from a dream i was having that was borderline fake tumblr post levels of coherent about a film company called “ripoff movies” who made a “different version of mrs doubtfire” where instead of the actual plot it was about like, a teenage girl who got a nannying job and after being bad at it on her first day wished she was old enough to be good at her job and got magicked into an old lady. it was a dual french and english production and i woke up needing to pee in the middle of a completely inexplicable scene taking place at mass & featuring none of the main characters where the priest was announcing the psalm for the day and every time he said the name “isaiah” people would cheer “ALONSO!” after it bc i guess i’ll explode if i don’t have a crumb of f1 in my subconscious at all times. the film had 8% on rotten tomatoes

[gayymomgod]

could you even become half of what she was

[t-the-ring-master]

We just got an update on vengeance saga! I’m agreeing with C and saying probably either right after Halloween, or a month and a half.

Im really hoping we get Penelope! I loved the singers voice in suffering and I’m so excited!

…. Also I’m sorry for this Mister jalapeño… spot the difference

[clonedchaos]

Basically the ending of chapter 5 of Batdr:

Audrey: “For your 🙄 information ‼️, I do not ❌ work for you. 🥱 I am employed by our father. 👨”

Ink Demon: “Oh yeah? 👍🏻 Take a look 👀 around, Audrey. 🧍‍♀️ Do you 🫵 see your father 👨 anywhere? News 🗞️ flash 💥. You’re not 🤨 gunna. 🗣️”

[cirr0stratus]

he is my faceclaim for wazzer and i am unashamed of that

[putting-2004-joker-in-places]

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

How I’m feeling rn after seeing venom 3

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

Rebels has been a comfort show for me longer than I’ve actually cared about star wars (my grade 6 self loved watching Disney XD on tv what can I say🤷🏻‍♀️)

And the main reason is because of how much the ghost crew loved each other..they were a family and I loved that about them

Anyways, I haven’t felt that same comfort until The Bad Batch and I just love it so much

I’m gonna feel super empty when this season ends :(

[bbyboybucket]

The downside of being a fan of The Boys that nobody talks about: it ruins horror movies for you. 😭😭 It makes you so desensitized that anything that happens in a horror movie, any violence or gore, doesn’t shock you or even creep you out slightly. You just sit there like “damn I’ve seen more fucked up stuff on the boys than this” 😭

[lululawrence]

happy larryopocalypse eve my dear muskrat placenta. haylor and elounor shall bring a chorch to burn down the ship of the parasitic worm baby larries and gusher in new world order of propserity in your fandom you will thank the simon later. may you have gulag evning. gouda

“Inspired words from a man who knows how to ski.”

[bootyful-seventeen]

I am heavily contemplating on buying myself a dvd player soon and buying all the DVDs for a ton of movies and tv shows I grew up watching cuz I miss the magic of dvds

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: vamp Dabi, blood mention, witch reader, cheating but not really???

vampire Dabi but in a dark shadows au???? HELLO!!!!!

you’ve been a witch for who knows how long now, but you’re one of the good ones, you convince yourself. you only do shit to people when they fuck you over and unfortunately for Dabi—he’s one of those people.

maybe you weren’t actually dating the heir of the famous family business (the one that the whole town was named after) since you were only their maid—but still. he wrapped you in his sheets and bruised your throat with such tender kisses that you couldn’t bare to believe otherwise.

but then—but then you catch him one night, bruising someone else’s throat. the one his father promised to marry him off to, who you expected him to reject, but he instead embraced within the sheets you had cleaned for him.

and shit happens, you tell yourself, as you lead the town to his front door after you just so happen to turn him into a vampire to eternally deal with the suffering of his now dead parents and fiancé that you had absolutely no involvement in.

well, maybe a little involvement. a smidgen. (a smidgen including a curse to trap her soul in a forever loop of untimely deaths and crushing his parents under pillars.)

but it’s been years now. you’re over Dabi.

until he stands in your office, an office you built from the ground up after creating another spell to help you earn a few pennies from the Todoroki inheritance. he’s so pale and gangly and he frowns so deep at you for turning him into this bloodthirsty monster.

but you haven’t seen him in so long and old feelings arise and you already got your revenge. so why not let sleeping dogs lie in the coffin you helped the townspeople bury them in?

your office is a mess in a matter of minutes. a fight turns into a tackle, turns into huffed breaths neither of you need, turns into bumping noses, closed gaps between lips, a swap of bloody kisses. Dabi still kisses you the same way he did four hundred years ago, if not better.

his sharp nails dig into your spine and drag down until they hook into your bottoms, and he tears those away with ease. shreds them to pieces, and you do him the same until you’re both scratched and bloody and panting into each others mouth as he buries his cock as deep as he always used to.

it’s familiar, albeit messier than before with the constant biting of your skin and his. he curses you, calls you a piece of shit witch, and you can only smile at him. force his face into your neck not to silence him, but to feel his fangs sink into your skin, feel his cock swell when you grow your own fangs to bite back. he’s always liked how much you bite back.

(he tells you he regrets it terribly so when he finishes, but you don’t believe him. Dabi has always loved you. he just let a few distractions get in his way, but he loves you. he always has and forever will. you’ll make sure of it.)