#I’m stunned

[scuderlia]

what in the world

[yonglixx]

the way i could go on about this look forever 😩

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

😂😍😂

[cheesecakeislazy]

Scrolling through Ao3 fanfics trying to find something to read, is an experience that makes me have whiplash like no other. Back to FUCKING BACK. Understand that??? ALL THREE IN A ROW. WERE FANFICS. THAT I AM UNSURE ABOUT.

Why was the first one about getting fucked by PENNYWISE… whose fetish is this? And why?

Then there was a TMNT fanfic… WHERE YOU FUCK LEONARDO. WHY. ARE. WE. FUCKING. THE. TURTLES.

And then finally… the last one I saw? MOTHERFUCKING SPRINGTRAP. WHY DO YOU WANNA FUCK THE CORPSE RABBIT? Not William Afton- SPRINGTRAP. W H Y? His dick would not exist- that shit is gone. Forgotten. Left to rot like Chipper. Lost to time and space like Fnaf World.

I have so many questions… like- how did you write 3K words of someone fucking a corpse rabbit. I’m stunned. Bamboozled. Gobsmacked. Perchance, flabbergasted. Here I am, on Tumblr, writing about the horrors I stumbled upon, knowing damn well- that this is not at all the worst the internet has done. Not to kink shame. I just want to know how and why.

[themournwatcher]

warden-commander: I can excuse abominations but I draw the line at cannibalism

Templars: you can EXCUSE abominations?!

Anders APPARENTLY:

[senatortedcruz]

I heard Taylor and Joe broke up and gasped like I just witnessed the Kennedy assassination

[somebluemelodies]

sitting here in emotional shock after all of that like… holy shit. wow. that was fucking intense. what a day…

[finndoesntwantthis]

Toni getting a for real cover up tattoo on the bff tattoo she got with her actual friend as commitment for the bit is so fucking awesome nobody is doing it like her

[niallsdaya]

Zendaya for the Louis Vuitton SS24 show in Paris photographed by GOT.RAW

[invisiblearsonist]

the great impersonator is a masterpiece. thank you h 🤍

TGI

[frownyalfred]

Everytime I see this video all I can think is enhanced salmon ladder! and then I think of your fic and laugh my head off imagining a follow-up with this on the watchtower instead

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/CwgnIyX4gWA

(this isn't the best description, but to give you a general idea, it's vertical board thats like a sliding puzzle and a man is working his way up by supporting his entire body weight on two pegs)

Ooooh, maybe that fic does need a follow up! Ollie, horrified by his defeat, trains up on the pegboard because surely Batman and his overly muscular kids can’t be good at everything?

[yardikins]

i have so many thoughts about the trailer but they can all wait for this one fucking line because

WHAT

BAYLAN KNEW ANAKIN?????

[vivrante]

Sunlight is sooooooo insane. I can see every color

[gilligould]

TRICKY LEGACIES, YOU ARE LIKE WATERWORKS TO ME, 🤧

[milequaritchsslut]

My ex just said he would starve me if I got fat

[sophiaslittleblog]

Y’all don’t judge me. I’m not a huge political history person. But I just found out that John F Kennedy had a brother named Robert who was also a politician and he was assonated as well. Like oh my God LIKE HOWWWWWWW!!!!!