#I’m stunned

[scuderlia]

what in the world

[yonglixx]

the way i could go on about this look forever 😩

[academic-vampire]

Whenever I’m sad I sometimes think about the colour of your eyes and for some reason it makes me feel better…

Um hey anon? You have officially flustered me, and that is not an easy thing to do.

(The way I stared at this message for so long……)

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

😂😍😂

[cheesecakeislazy]

Scrolling through Ao3 fanfics trying to find something to read, is an experience that makes me have whiplash like no other. Back to FUCKING BACK. Understand that??? ALL THREE IN A ROW. WERE FANFICS. THAT I AM UNSURE ABOUT.

Why was the first one about getting fucked by PENNYWISE… whose fetish is this? And why?

Then there was a TMNT fanfic… WHERE YOU FUCK LEONARDO. WHY. ARE. WE. FUCKING. THE. TURTLES.

And then finally… the last one I saw? MOTHERFUCKING SPRINGTRAP. WHY DO YOU WANNA FUCK THE CORPSE RABBIT? Not William Afton- SPRINGTRAP. W H Y? His dick would not exist- that shit is gone. Forgotten. Left to rot like Chipper. Lost to time and space like Fnaf World.

I have so many questions… like- how did you write 3K words of someone fucking a corpse rabbit. I’m stunned. Bamboozled. Gobsmacked. Perchance, flabbergasted. Here I am, on Tumblr, writing about the horrors I stumbled upon, knowing damn well- that this is not at all the worst the internet has done. Not to kink shame. I just want to know how and why.

[themournwatcher]

warden-commander: I can excuse abominations but I draw the line at cannibalism

Templars: you can EXCUSE abominations?!

Anders APPARENTLY:

[senatortedcruz]

I heard Taylor and Joe broke up and gasped like I just witnessed the Kennedy assassination

[somebluemelodies]

sitting here in emotional shock after all of that like… holy shit. wow. that was fucking intense. what a day…

[finndoesntwantthis]

Toni getting a for real cover up tattoo on the bff tattoo she got with her actual friend as commitment for the bit is so fucking awesome nobody is doing it like her

[niallsdaya]

Zendaya for the Louis Vuitton SS24 show in Paris photographed by GOT.RAW

[invisiblearsonist]

the great impersonator is a masterpiece. thank you h 🤍

TGI

[frownyalfred]

Everytime I see this video all I can think is enhanced salmon ladder! and then I think of your fic and laugh my head off imagining a follow-up with this on the watchtower instead

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/CwgnIyX4gWA

(this isn't the best description, but to give you a general idea, it's vertical board thats like a sliding puzzle and a man is working his way up by supporting his entire body weight on two pegs)

Ooooh, maybe that fic does need a follow up! Ollie, horrified by his defeat, trains up on the pegboard because surely Batman and his overly muscular kids can’t be good at everything?

[yardikins]

i have so many thoughts about the trailer but they can all wait for this one fucking line because

WHAT

BAYLAN KNEW ANAKIN?????

[vivrante]

Sunlight is sooooooo insane. I can see every color

[gilligould]

TRICKY LEGACIES, YOU ARE LIKE WATERWORKS TO ME, 🤧

[milequaritchsslut]

My ex just said he would starve me if I got fat