#I’m stoned ignore me

[anonymolly]

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[eddiegettingshot]

i’m literally thinking about eddie kissing buck’s cheek or the side of his head or his birthmark. and tearing up

[shorthaltsjester]

if i ever have to see another thought piece on the description of the white picket fence outside of fjord and jester’s place in mighty nein reunited indicating jester’s unhappiness in the relationship i will burn the world to the ground.

a) heteronormativity doesn’t exist in exandria !

b) fjord isn’t your Typical Male Love Interest Guy. if i ever have to read someone say that shit again i’m gonna (correctly) assume they haven’t paid attention at all to campaign 2 and any of fjord’s character arc.

c) perhaps, jester lavorre, woman who was raised on the ideology of romance novels and sexuality as exchange, might just find it uh… not a terrible thing that the white picket fence is falling apart outside since… fjord explicitly does Not feel like those romance novels to her, instead he feels comfortable. the way that a brightly painted but rarely used house might, especially when the couple in question spends most of their time adventuring together… which is an essential part of jester’s motivations throughout the campaign.

d) the reason fjord and jester seem unhappy in the reunion might be because, well, uh, whereas everyone else was getting a “vacation”, jester and fjord’s life together (specifically the fact that Fjord Loves Jester Enough To Risk The World (Momentarily) To Save Her) was the inciting action for an apocalyptic demigod being released - they Were unhappy. who wouldn’t be given those circumstances. jester nearly died, and fjord felt like the god that once saved him had now abandoned him, i am so truly sorry that their romance was not satisfactory for your vision of atypical romance (which, by the way, is literally reinforcing the restrictive romantic tropes you think you’re criticizing, so good job i guess). i would be much, much more concerned if jester and fjord Weren’t clearly dismayed.

e) both fjord and jester are individuals whose entire lives and character are defined by the expectation (both external and internal) that they behave and emote a certain way. that they’re in a relationship with someone who they feel that they can show that they are frustrated with or disagree on the layout of their house with or have different ideas on how to deal with the looming threat of a demigod is incredible. jester and fjord are emblematic of a relationship in which the characters Aren’t meant to be, but they Want to be together and they want to understand and support the other person so they work at it. we wouldn’t have conversations like “you seem disheartened..” “i am very disheartened! you almost died!” if they didn’t take the time and care to communicate with one another.

f) if you want a honeymoon era joyful queer romance, yasha and beau are right there! they are explicitly horny and in love and bright about it! if queerness is your measure of “trope breaking” i am very sorry to tell you that queer people partake in white picket fences, and i’d actually argue that in terms of Lifestyle Metaphor, beauyasha are more adherent to the whitepicket fence, nuclear familyism. this isn’t a detriment to them, just, very literally, beau works a 9-5 where she comes back to her housewife who gardens and cooks dinner and their future includes explicit reference to children. comparatively, fjord wants to address some issues in his past, jester is an artist, and both of them are interested in adventure for the foreseeable future.

g) if you truly think that a single part of laura’s description of the part-time abode of fjord and jester overrides every interaction and choice that both laura and travis make towards fjord and jester caring for each other in a deep and meaningful way that goes beyond the weird fandom constructed Man/Woman characters being portrayed by a married couple i truly, Truly have no idea why you even watch the many hours of content that cr is when you could… play/write your own shit.

[violetwitchcos]

I was thinking and this is the dream blunt rotation ((maybe add in Marco and Reiju))

Usopp and Ace would be a great stoner buddies to have in general

Robin would have the best high convo’s

We have all seen that clip of Brook with a cig that looks like a joint 👀

Killer is already so chill like honestly

Iva would be the artsy queer stoner

(I would add Law but he would hog the joint/ forget to pass it around)

[bodythieves]

the last few episodes have been wild because Lestat’s emotional responses in them are litch rally me 💀✋ the way lestat is truly pure Scorpio energy is hilarious. Anne rice’s Scorpio mercury is also undeniably a huge reason why I can’t get enough of her stories & characters I just love how shits described fr

[likedovesinthewnd]

i feel like i’d really like chappell roan but it also feels like it would give “how do you do, fellow kids” of me to like her lmao it’s just weird idk

[weedburglar]

Remember that Coop canonically has had crabs and has warts on his dick 😟😟 still love him tho <33

[stonequeerbitch]

Fucking hate when I get horny but then get dysphoric because I’m afab and fucking wish I wasn’t ✨

[star-crossed-lizards]

the noises of the outside world fill me with so much dread. voices of people walking by. cars and trucks going down the road and i feel terrified like im being hunted. airplanes and distant rumbling of trains and construction equipment rattling and clanging and booming and thundering and when i pause to really listen (bc i can usually hear it over the ac or the tv or music) i’m sometimes shocked by just how quiet it is and how far away the source of the noise is but i can HEAR IT and i can’t stop thinking about it and im paralyzed forever by the overwhelming power of the Noise Fear

[agoddamnsupernova]

Why does smoking weed make me wanna take my tits out?

[anonymolly]

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[cabeswaterdrowned]

I’ll always wonder if I could’ve been capital i Into rovinsky if I’d gotten into fandom at a different point…

[lilgynt]

got un depressed enough to take the dog on a walk immediately got re depressed and had to lay down after letting mom know she didn’t have to walk her tonight

[anadorablekiwi]

hugs?

Yes please

[three-eyed-bat]

i wish that i had someone that i could kiss at least semi-regularly

[raubtierfuetterung]

I hate being a girl