#I’m so gay for him

[alexandria-burning]

Fellas is it gay to say “Cubitum eamus?” To a guy you just met? Is it gay to speak latin? In this essay I will-

[vikvampir3]

I’ve started watching supernatural and all self respect has gone out the window oh the things I would do for dean he’s so fine it’s not even funny

[holidayslinger]

THE MUSTACHE. THE HAIR.

the HAIR.

[vampiresfromxenon]

I’m so unsure of how I’m supposed to go on living my normal day when all I can think about is my baby girl. My girlfriend. LOOOOOOKKKK

the soft looks he gives Tav makes my heart melt, how fucking dare he /pos

[sillyvanillycheos]

GUESS WHICH GOT THE GRANDPA

[mcd9v7ds]

this exact photo sums up my taste in men. put the best player in the nhl (who’s a dork that loves black licorice like me) in a history teacher ass fit- and I scream in depravity into my pillow. he looks so kind… but I like also want him to literally destroy me. but like give me a hug after. he definitely gives nice hugs. I want a hug from connor mcdavid. with his consent. I’m not a weirdo. I just think he’s pretty and we were born the same week so I adore him.

[no-brain-just-good-omens]

guys i win the best boyfriend competition. i have the best one. sorry guys but you lose

[eeooeeeeoooo]

Decided to start openly simping over Eyeless Jack. LET THOSE HORNDOG THOUGHTS BE FREE, KING🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨🚨🗣️💯💯

[handsplasticx]

Me whenever Miguel o’hara came up on screen

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

Y’ALL I JUST FINISHED THE RWRB MOVIE AND HSHSHHSHHS SO MANY INCOHERENT THOUGHTS BUT FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANTLY - TZP IS THE PERFECT ALEX CLAREMONT-DIAZ ALL I COULD THINK OF DURING THE LAKE SCENE WAS THAT HE LOOKS EXACTLY HOW I ENVISIONED ALEX AND HE’S. SO FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY HOT ISTG THE EYELASHES THE WAY HE LOOKS LIKE HE WEARS EYELINER WITHOUT ACTUALLY WEARING EYELINER HIS FUCKING TITS WHICH I SPENT HALF THE MOVIE STARING AT THE CURLY HAIR LIKE AHHHHHHH

[loviatarsluv-old]

I am so obsessed with him

[autistic-katara]

i’m being such a fag(/neu) abt this

[a-mere-messenger]

I am a liar

A filthy, terrible liar

I was to cut the crap

Quit with the poems

And excuses

And love letters

But every day that passes I am left with an ache

A deep, painful ache

I yearn for the sweet feeling of your rays against my skin

For the sting of the wax as I crash and burn

It’s a free fall

A wonderful, glorious free fall

The wind in my hair and sea spray against my back

And you smile

your beautiful, golden smile

Not knowing the torrent of emotions you’ve caused me

Of how no matter the consequence I’ll let you send me tumbling

Only if it means I can be just that much closer to you

But the sun always sets

No matter how much I hoped and prayed

The day must turn to night

And I have to say goodbye

[meteor752]

Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…

Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?

[justlancelot]

I need him

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(