#I’m only half joking.

[wanderingblindly]

((is anyone here good photoshop and also taking fic-related requests. or commissions idk. im looking for a fic header maybe but the source image doesn’t exist 😭😭))

[mcyt-gender-showdown]

my kid lost so i’m canceling the entire competition. congratulations astelina!

[wolfythewitch]

He’s ready for the apocalypse

[eldritch-ace]

Coming out as a Hey, Melissa! defender, she’s just girlie pop and I think catboy Paul and dogboy Ted are great additions to the lore ✌️🐈💖

[junglejim4322]

Childhood sweethearts are a scam invented to convince you that u need to enter a heterosexual marriage at 20 years old so bed bath and beyond can make more money off wedding gift registries

[awesomefringey]

At this point—almost 1,000 days later—I’ve come to the conclusion that Harry is probably doing it all on his own. We’re going to get an album that’s written, recorded, and produced entirely by him.

[redhelmetguy]

More of these things cuz I have a problem

Why did TikTok get banned for like less than a day then immediately go back up… what was up with that??

Whatever I ain’t complaining

Sigh… I love Jason so much but my god DC has no idea what to do with his character. I know I probably *should* read Outlaws but like… look what they did to my girl Kori

Get Scott Lobdell AWAY from Jason omg he does NOT understand bros character

Anyway I think DC should let me write for him I honestly think I could do a better job (is that a little egotistical? Maybe but it’s also not a hard bar to clear)

On a cooler note I just got this sick ass Red Hood leather jacket that kinda looks like the one from Arkham Knight and it’s so cool and awesome and I love it and I’m never taking it off

Ok that’s all I’ll uhh see you guys later maybe probably hopefully I’m gonna go stand up to fast and faint now byee

[graciehart]

don’t forget to cite your sources (“prev” someone when you use their tags)

[lemonlimestar]

i am finally done with my sick fic 🫡 look at my gays with questionable medical histories, boy

[nightcolorz]

the more I think about it the less I see wrong with Armand torturing Daniel in the 70s. “Torture is bad” and?? First of all Daniel is white and terrible to women and second of all Armand is hot. I think he needed to learn his lesson 🤷 and Armand is hot!! It could have been much worse for him 🤷

[housecow]

Do you have the appetite to eat a whole chicken? Asking my favourite gainers lol

i mean. yes, i’ve eaten an entire rotisserie chicken at once but that’s normal??

[bennysoupp]

a second curnovsky post has hit the tower

[skywalkr-nberrie]

Everyday I wake up and find it insane that Anidala is hated on immensely for non-canonical pairings 🙄

[cy-cyborg]

I’ve probably said this before, I don’t remember, but I’d be way more likely to put in the effort to use and stick to using my prosthetics if they didn’t have to be so damn boring.

Half my hometown already thinks I’m demonic for being queer, let me have fun with it and give me goat leg prosthetics! Or dragon legs, or legs with those digitigrade stilts built in.

But nooooo, it’s “not safe” and “not good for my spine” so instead I get stuck with legs that look mostly normal and can only wear a narrow range of shoes. Bah! Buzzkills…

[sunnycitymac]

“Glenn’s gay” this “Glenn’s basically out” that “Rob gets his gay mannerisms from Glenn” the other

We need to stop ignoring rob being a fruity little faggot too, okay? Give him some credit just because he isn’t as cunty and has the aura of a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan doesn’t mean he can’t be a zest fest too :(