#I’m on a shitpost roll

[whosectype]

Shiteposts starring dysfunctional brothers, men who kiss, and lesbian furry fish people

[sentientsky]

“i love the x-files!”

the x-files:

[felisgalactus]

Wing Gaster or smthn idk

[batboopp]

[renn-aissance]

I’ve convinced my mom to play BG3 because I think she’d like it, but in exchange I have to watch one of her shows. So if I watch an hour’s worth with her, she plays an hour of BG3 etc. She’s making me watch New Girl.

We haven’t gotten that far, she’s working out the mechanics, but her TAV is a High Elf Ranger with a Sage background. I think she chose Wood Elf?

Main Takeaways thus far:

She thinks Lae’zel is intense and aggressive, but she’s kinda funny.

Told Lae’zel to say please to save her and thought it was hilarious.

Calls Shadowheart ‘Shart’ because she’s heard me call her that. I now refer to her as ‘Sharty Bae.’

Thinks Astarion is entertaining and clicks to talk to him first after major interactions.

Thinks Wyll is a good guy, but her tone of voice that she said it in is similar to how she feels about Thor. So I’m thinking she might romance Wyll.

IMMEDIATELY SUSPICIOUS OF GALE. She said “he’s too happy.” She does NOT trust Gale lol. She didn’t like how he got mad when she probed his mind. She said “Well he’s keeping secrets from me! He should understand that I don’t trust him,” and I said “well to be fair you should have told him that. I don’t think you read all of the dialogue options.”

I have learned she is incredibly impulsive lol. She picks the dialogue options that were similar to what she was already thinking without reading the other ones. She failed a persuasion check and Zevlor punched Aradin because she also didn’t check whether or not she had any advantages or disadvantages.

“I forget to check!”

We have not met Karlach yet and are still searching the Grove. She’s already done things I hadn’t seen before lol. I legit thought we’d play it the same, but she also refuses to learn how to use the map and is relying on me to show her where to go.

Me: “Okay, press M to look at your map to see where to go.”

Mom: “… why.”

Me: “Mom, you have to learn how to use the map.”

Mom: “I don’t even know where I am.”

Me: “So use the map.”

Mom: “But I don’t know where to go.”

Me: “So use the map.”

Mom: “Am I even going in the right direction?”

Me: “AMÁ, USE YOUR MAP!”

So far she doesn’t re-roll and just takes the fails. I told her “oh, you can reroll with inspiration you’ve gained if you want” and she just goes “NAAAAAAH.”

From the times I’ve told her about the game, I’ve never told her about Halsin, much about Karlach, Minsc, or Jaheira, so I’m curious what she’ll think about them. But it’s probably gonna take a WHILE!

Maybe I’ll make a post after each time we play.

[elesketchii]

hate this guy

[sad-drake-lyrics]

i saw the Stranger Things screenshot and i couldn’t miss this opportunity.

[blaithnne]

The world if Hilda: The Series was hyped up as much by marketing as Hilda: The Stickers

[tabithatwo]

do you think shauna learned that cells turn over completely in seven years thing in high school biology and latched onto it and had an existential crisis meltdown of nuclear proportions when it was coming up on seven years since she’d consumed jackie because none of the cells in her body were born out of the energy she got from jackie’s flesh anymore?

[bowling-alleycarpet]

whenever sam stardew valley talks about putting rubber bands on his wrist to remember things this is all I can picture

[mikewheeler-anon]

Long haired mike or short haired mike may I propose bleached buzz cut mike?

[bugcreations]

Here’s something for y’all tonight

[grilde1chesse]

do you guys ever absolutely tweak out when a random song comes on because it vaguely reminds you of a fictional character or concept or ship or just dynamic between two characters ??

the other week i was at summer camp and we went on a little field trip. use somebody by kings of leon comes on the radio and i’m like, physically restraining myself down against the car seat to stop myself from stimming like a mad man bc i was like “AUAGHDFRRREDF THIS IS SOOOOO CHREON….. GFREADFFFGGG……”

[goober-37]

Me after every 9 rewatch

[extravagantliar]

we advert taxes here not evade, phrasing matters

[sentientsky]

this is just my entire camera roll at this point