#incorrect kny

[reineydraws]

kyojuro corruption arc

[myreygn]

Tengen: Oyakata-sama really legalized gay marriage in the Demon Slayer Corps only for Tomioka and Shinazugawa to act like they're not sleeping in the same bed.

Giyuu: Huh-?

Sanemi: I hate you.

[neo--queen--serenity]

This is all I see during their scenes together

[sad-drake-lyrics]

i saw the Stranger Things screenshot and i couldn’t miss this opportunity.

[the-mu-in-muichirou]

Anyways this scene reminded of this sailor moon scene 😭

Enjoy my ramblings

[thatsmooji]

giyuu: i have feelings for you

sanemi: disgust and contempt, i hope

[imu-chan]

brainrot brainrot rengiyuu brainrot

[aloilmokka]

Shinobu: What is the meaning of life?

Giyuu: 42

Mitsuri: What?

Gyomei: Giyuu don't be dumb

Sanemi: Giyuu it's a Life-Changing book, you can't just say that!

Obanai: I don't have time for this.

Shinobu: Giyuuuuuuu...

Everyone: Giyuuuuuuu!!!

[the-port-mafia]

Rengoku: Uh, Tengen, can I ask you a question?

Tengen: Yeah

Rengoku: Why are we laying on the ground?

Tengen: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you, so people would just think we're chilling

[kakushigotofanclub]

Zenitsu: Aren't you glad we aren't that age anymore? I mean, I feel like when you get to a certain age you just kinda know who your best friend is. You don't have to ask. Tanjiro: Yeah. I feel like when you get older you have a lot of best fr- Zenitsu: Yeah, I think when you get old enough it just goes without saying. Like some people, they might look at the two of us, and say "those...are two best friends." Tanjiro: ...okay? Zenitsu: I mean I know we've never said it, but I think we don't have to because...we are best friends. Right? Tanrjio: ...uh, yeah? I think you're right, we don't need to have a conversation about whether or not we're best friends. Zenitsu: Yeah, but...are we? I mean why are you avoiding the question? Tanjiro: I jus- Zenitsu: JUST SAY IT! JUST SAY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!

[beesonhoneytoast]

✨✨Kimetsu no Yaiba Incorrect Quotes✨✨

ft. Me, Daki, and Gyutaro

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Gyutaro: My head hurts. Daki: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Ryan: I need to dye my hair. Daki: … Ryan: Or get another tattoo. Daki: … Ryan: Or get a new piercing. Daki: Why? Ryan: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Gyutaro: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese… this happens way more frequently than you think. Ryan: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen. Gyutaro: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese? Daki: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

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Ryan: I have a problem. Daki: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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Daki: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way? Ryan: Excuse me miss, would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you? Gyutaro: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Ryan: …My man Gyutaro just killed a goldfish. Gyutaro: licking his lips Yup. Delicious.

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Gyutaro: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?" Ryan: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name. Daki: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

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Ryan: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. Daki: Why are we so fucking awesome? Ryan: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Ryan, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Gyutaro: Can I go to the bathroom? Ryan, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

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Gyutaro: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Ryan: I only like dark humor. Gyutaro, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Ryan: Gyutaro: An IMPASTA!

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Ryan: Do you have a self-care routine? Gyutaro: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Ryan: Daki, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand. Daki: Why? I'm fine on the stand! flashback to Testimony #1 Daki: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand. Daki, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME. flashback to Testimony #2 Daki: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face? Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: …Crying? flashback to Testimony #3 Daki: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers. Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

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Gyutaro: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Ryan: Daki is the scariest thing I could think of! Daki: Ryan told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Ryan: Gyutaro annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. Daki: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Ryan: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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Daki: Gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Ryan: A llama? Daki: No. Ryan: A baby llama? Daki: No! Ryan: A baby llama with a little hat on? Daki: NO!

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hope y’all enjoyed this lil crack post lmao

-ryan 🪼

[reineydraws]

well, he did take him out.

[myreygn]

Giyuu, on the phone: Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held.

Sanemi: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

[luxthestrange]

KNY Incorrect quotes#112 Two For One deal-

How it started in the early days of The Tsugikuni being slayers...they stuck to the nicest Kakushi and never let go-

Kakushi!Y/n: Why are you following me?

Yoriichi: Because we're dating now

Kakushi!Y/n*Blinks knowing the two are...abit eccentric but nods then looks at the other twin*Ok... what about Michikatsu?

Yoriichi: We're a package deal

Michikatsu: Buy one idiot, get one free

[merlucide]

Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

[truck0kun]

Sanemi : I'm having headache since this morning.

Giyuu : maybe I can give you a head massage-

Muichiro : wind pillar you are the human version of headache.