#ume kny

[vinlynce]

Onto the Twelve Kizuki for the au! Each of the upper ranks are fought as bosses at the end of their own mystery dungeons each, which I'll go into how the dungeons work in this au another time. Hantengu is still getting worked on rn bc I have to draw enough refs for his own post lol

Anyways congrats Akaza for being the only shiny in the twelve kizuki

[nagitosstolenhand]

[iennoganan-aha]

RAAAHHH

I really liked these two drawings from my TikTok 🕺🕺 Gyutaro turned out really nice‼️

I love the upper 6 siblings so much ‼️‼️‼️

[cjs-51703]

Daki: Brother, are you decent?

Gyutaro, in the other room: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants, if that's what you're asking.

[thebestgremlin]

Being friends with Daki is like being friends with Regina George and I will never change my mind.

[sittinginthebackwinkwink]

I FOUND OLD OFFICIAL KNY VALENTINE ART

[pebble-ink]

ume!

[beesonhoneytoast]

✨✨Kimetsu no Yaiba Incorrect Quotes✨✨

ft. Me, Daki, and Gyutaro

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Gyutaro: My head hurts. Daki: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Ryan: I need to dye my hair. Daki: … Ryan: Or get another tattoo. Daki: … Ryan: Or get a new piercing. Daki: Why? Ryan: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Gyutaro: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese… this happens way more frequently than you think. Ryan: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen. Gyutaro: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese? Daki: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

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Ryan: I have a problem. Daki: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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Daki: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way? Ryan: Excuse me miss, would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you? Gyutaro: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Ryan: …My man Gyutaro just killed a goldfish. Gyutaro: licking his lips Yup. Delicious.

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Gyutaro: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?" Ryan: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name. Daki: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

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Ryan: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. Daki: Why are we so fucking awesome? Ryan: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Ryan, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Gyutaro: Can I go to the bathroom? Ryan, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

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Gyutaro: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Ryan: I only like dark humor. Gyutaro, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Ryan: Gyutaro: An IMPASTA!

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Ryan: Do you have a self-care routine? Gyutaro: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Ryan: Daki, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand. Daki: Why? I'm fine on the stand! flashback to Testimony #1 Daki: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand. Daki, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME. flashback to Testimony #2 Daki: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face? Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: …Crying? flashback to Testimony #3 Daki: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers. Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

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Gyutaro: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Ryan: Daki is the scariest thing I could think of! Daki: Ryan told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Ryan: Gyutaro annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. Daki: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Ryan: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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Daki: Gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Ryan: A llama? Daki: No. Ryan: A baby llama? Daki: No! Ryan: A baby llama with a little hat on? Daki: NO!

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hope y’all enjoyed this lil crack post lmao

-ryan 🪼

[aknycolor]

The curse of Yoshiwara

[asumiverde]

Crybaby demoness, pick back up your head, it’s been decapitated, queen stop-STOP crying, your brother is already fighting for your crybaby self

[nagitosstolenhand]

kokushibo:

douma:

akaza:

nakime:

hantengu:

gyokko:

gyutaro:

daki:

kaigaku:

enmu:

rui:

kizuki as john mulaney quotes cause i was bored

[princess-candyboy]

Gyutaro- Creep by Radiohead

Part of a Spotify Wrapped challenge I never did. Oops.

520 words

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It was happening again. Of course. He felt the glare of the prostitutes around him, and a chill went down his spine. He should’ve kept his head down, he knew it- he shouldn’t have dared to look at her. She was above him in every way. From her soft fingers to clear skin, she was above him. There was no reason for her, for anyone, to feel anything but disgust for him. Because that's what he was. Disgusting. He was a disgusting, filthy animal. He wasn’t even deserving of a name, as his mother had taught him long, long ago.

But, he’d done it. He’d looked at her, stared at her, admired her. And she’d noticed. And she was not happy. 

Naturally.

She screamed at him, called him a filthy pig. She’d laughed at how an ugly gyu would ever look at her, think he had a chance with her. The other oiran had joined in on the disgust filled glares a subtle, cruel laughter at his hideous form, his hideous being.

And then his angel appeared.

Of course she did.

It was pathetic, needing his younger sister to defend him. He knew that. But he was thankful either way. 

Ume was perfect. She was special. She was beautiful. And she was very, very mean. 

She wasted no time in yelling at the other women, chastising them for wasting time. Gyutaro listened as Ume told them to focus on their own looks, pointing out flaws in each one's appearance in a pitchy, whiney voice. No prostitute was left unscathed from her cruel remarks. 

And then it happened.

A particularly scathed woman tried to hit Ume.

Gyutaro could only feel rage as he heard his dear sister yell out, quickly running forth and grabbing the woman’s wrist. He jerked her back in one quick, fluid motion, and threw her to the floor. He could feel himself slip out of control as fury blinded him. 

This woman. This bitch. She had dared to lay her hands on the only good thing in Gyutaro’s life. And he would not allow that to pass. No, no, he would punish this fucking woman- punish this fucking whore.

The panicked gasps around him are deafening, but it doesn’t matter. All that matters is he defends Ume. All that matters is he beat this woman to a pulp. It didn’t matter her status or her gender. All that mattered in that moment was that she tried to hurt Ume.

Men who worked the district were quick to stop him, there wasn’t much he could do very soon after. He wasn’t able to get in one hit, but Ume seemed satisfied enough.

And it is times like this, he thinks, that Gyutaro truly wished he was as special as Ume. 

He wished for so much, as would be expected from someone born so lowly as he. 

He wished he was pretty. 

He wished he could be good. 

He wished his sister had a better life. 

He wished they had money to get out of this shithole. 

He wished his mother loved him. 

He wished he was never born.

[corvidcentral]

obsessed with the idea of like good daki/ume being followed by nezuko cuz she thinks theyre friends but daki/ume is just fucking terrified of this little girl cuz she burnt the fuck out of her and is probably stronger than her but all nezuko’s thinking is “heehee look at us we’re besties we’re playing hide and seek”

[rairacrow]

1.  Debo practicar las caras de frente.

2.  Fue un dibujo simple, ik. Quizás lo redibuje algún día, pero por ahora, no creo que haya quedado tan mal.

3. Mientras Gyomei es el demonio de la selección final, Tokito ocupa el lugar del demonio que secuestraba mujeres en una aldea. Me basé en la leyenda del Futakuchi-Onna para diseñarlo, las futakuchi-onnas son mujeres con una segunda boca en la parte posterior de su cabeza que usa sus cabellos como tentáculos para tomar la comida y consumirla. Aquí esta segunda boca pertenece a Tokito Yuichiro (el hermano de Muichiro). Ellos venían de una familia tan pobre que los padres debían ir al bosque en busca de alimentos, un día, como sus padres no regresaban, Muichiro fue a buscar algo de comer por su propia cuenta, siendo atacado por un demonio en medio del bosque. Conseguiría escapar pero no tardaría en convertirse, al regresar a casa devoría a su hermano (cuya boca apareció en la parte posterior de su cabeza) y luego se comerían a sus padres cuando estos regresaran a casa.

[jinmelon]

KYAAAAA these are so interesting to readddd

[yuki2sksksk]

Poison Duo ‼️

• Shinobu probably once asked "hey do you want drugs " and Gyutarou be like " HUH "

• Sometimes Gyutaro drags Shinobu to the mall for advice on what to buy things for Ume

• " damn gurl look at your skinny arm " " LOOK AT YOUR SKINNY ASS FIRST "