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Fuck I wanna write that

HOA crackfic where Amber invites everyone to her father’s private ski lodge in the alps for winter break, and everyone is convinced that they’re the only other person on the trip who doesn’t know how to ski or snowboard so they all keep trying to impress each other by going on the most difficult trails and they all end up getting into more ridiculous skiing shenanigans

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HOA is so interesting when it comes to destiny, even for characters who aren't supposed to have one, and the parallels they have with other characters.

Nina, I don't even have to TALK about Nina being a perfect mirror to Sarah, but an interesting thing about Eddie is that even though there's only one episode where he's Nina's Osirian, throughout Season Three, if you look for parallels between him and Rufus you WILL find them. The suaveness that things will go his way, the pride that it's because he's special, he's the Osirian. Things backfire for him because he overestimated his abilities, like the vision showing him placing the staff into the ground. He also is very blunt in a way Rufus sometimes was, not taking a character's obvious discomfort as a sign to stop him from getting the information he wanted. "You're the girl from my dream. Did you have a grandpa, he was sick? Did he give you a key?"

But really, I made this post for FABIAN, with his parallels to Victor. They're supposed to be "The ones without destiny's" and yet their parallels give them a tragic one. They both lose the Chosen One, possibly for years considering he was nothing more than a mention at the reunion and it's not proven if he was married to Nina. Their own hubris is always what leads to their downfall, both in the way they became Sinners, but also how they buckle under peer pressure. Victor to his father, making him act terribly to Sarah. And Fabian to Nina's grandmother's poor advice, making him an unintentional asshole.

Food for thought.

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things i think would happen if house of anubis had a TV-14 rating (in 2011):

- victor sr.'s decaying body would've actually been in the senet prison chamber

- joy's downward spiral in s2 includes a drug abuse storyline (into recovery by the end of the season)

- amber is so clearly a closeted lesbian in denial that by s3 everyone is saying "it's okay if you have something to tell us, we'll accept you <3" but she obliviously thinks its about fashion school

- mara's goth phase is amped up x10 and she also goes full wiccan stereotype (with black decor and candles etc)

- bag/room searches would be disguised as drug searches (and maybe somehow victor has secretly trained a dog to smell artifacts??)

- at least one physical bloody fight per season

- rufus dies the same way but eddie gets to lay a few punches on him first

- one of nina's unconvincing lies would be that someone has mono

- eddie wants to have sex but patricia is afraid of intimacy so she manufactures a situation where victor catches them making out to scare eddie. eddie jokingly suggests going in the tunnels but patricia pours a drink on him

- fabian and mick have the exact same gay moments but have to prove their manliness/straightness after

- sibuna accidentally discovers something sexual (like maybe young adult sarah's explicit letters, or nude drawings/photos in frobisher's study)

- there would be a drag show at some point (or at least a scheme involving drag)

- when alfie turns into a child his main gag would be thinking its hilarious that he can swear as much as he wants

- implied that fabian and mara fuck at the end of touchstone of ra

- jerome would be metrosexual

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Rufus, to Jerome: I like your funny sense of humor. You will be buried in my pyramid when I die.

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Happy Holidays @regrettable-username I’m your Secret Santa!🫶

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Rufus was definitely in the wrong genre. All these kids are living their Egyptian mystery lives and he’s over here in his horror crime show, kidnapping children and ready to murder people.

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This is the face of a scared boy begging for help

And this is the face of a boy who blames this entire situation on them being british

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A lot of people in the fandom are talking about a spinoff for Anubis after the Christmas special dropped, or asking the cast to come back and make more seasons for fun.

I would be down for a spinoff show, likely one to explain the backstory of the tomb robbing and the past of Victor, Sarah, and Rufus. I think that would be plausible if they could find actors that look similar to Francis and John at the correct ages. (The Victors and Robert)

Or.....I think it's time. I think we're ready.

We've had Dutch, we've had German, we've had British English....

TIME FOR CANADIAN HOUSE OF ANUBIS LETS GO.

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Thinking up powers for a potential power au and the first thing I thought of was, "Well Joy could have invisibility because everyone ignores her" and like JESUS CHRIST BRAIN SLOW DOWN

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For some reason I want to make videos of the Anubis House Characters the way Dance Moms editors do. Like, top fifteen Chloe Solo costumes....Top fifteen Amber outfits. Top ten duets...Top ten duo sideplots. Each dancers best season...Each characters best season...

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I swear one of these days I'm going to write an essay about why each HOA character would have made a good Osirian.

You know...for dynamics sake.

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Rank the house of Anubis characters. RANK THEM.

Okay, I let this ask sit in my inbox for a while because, like the other people you sent this too, it comes off pretty rude and pushy. Please remember that when you're sending asks, especially one anon, your tone can't come through the screen. I don't know if you were trying to be rude, or if you were just excited, so just know that next time I get an ask like this, I won't be responding. I'm sure you didn't mean for it to sound like that, please just try to be mindful.

I was also going to be mean back and swerve around the question by ranking the society members, or the teachers, or the villains, but I actually would love to rant about my faves so....here :)

12. I know everyone knows this already, but my least favorite character is Willow, I think it would have been very easy to write her out completely, I don't really care about her and Alfie's relationship, and just in general she makes me very overstimulated and in need of breaks. I love her endless positivity, but I don't really like many of her storylines, like the fact she's related to Joy, or the hedgehog fleas thing. I don't hate her, but if I went to school with her I would be avoiding her, and I say that as someone who many people would probably consider very similar to Willow. I'm sure I overwhelm people in the same way, so I am not trying to be mean or rude when I say that talking to her would be so exhausting.

11. Mick. I mean this with all peace and love, but when you love 11/12 of the main characters on a show, someone has to end up on the ends of the list. Mick is one of those characters for me. I loved his storyline about going against his dad (One of the few parents we see on the show!), I love just his general chill laid-back vibes and slight ditziness, but he left after season two, and because he left so early in season two, it felt like he wasn't there at all for that season either. I think his relationships made sense, being with Amber at first for social image, then getting with Mara as an impulse decision before realizing they aren't really meant for each other. It feels very teen. I think out of all of the characters, Mick is the one most grounded in reality, and I love that for him.

10. Eddie. Don't come for me, I beg. But hear me kindly when I say this...Eddie is just a combination of Jerome and Alfie, with slightly more street smarts and knowledge. Like, the gross food eating, the prank wars with Patricia, the suave attitude with daddy issues, the show KNEW he was so similar to them, but for some reason they didn't want to go for a Patricia x Alfie thing, and you know what, I respect that. Also totally obvious is my dislike for him being the Osirian (Even Mick would have made for an interesting Osirian if his actor didn't need to leave). BUT, I appreciate the relationships he grows with both Patricia, Mara, and his father. His and Mara's friendship are barely talked about :(

9. Alfie. Please don't kill me, please. I love Alfie, but I love the entire cast and I'm just trying to be honest here. Anyway, he had a vaguely interesting storyline for like two episodes of season one, but besides that he's fairly drama free. I love his character development, and I especially love the crush he and Piper had on each other. I also appreciate his more subtle friendships with characters like Patricia and Nina, compared to the louder relationships he had trying to court Amber, and the falling out with Jerome. He is all together an amazing character, and a solid friend.

8. Mara. I was genuinely shocked to find out that she's one of the most hated characters in the current fandom (At least Joy's not as hated as she was during the show, but poor Mara). I love Mara's character, her storylines, and her attitude. She was such a good friend to both Patricia and Eddie, she was on par with Amber's attitudes during the movie as she added herself into Sibuna without asking (Slay), and just everything about her was great! I admittedly do not like the season one storyline about Mick and the pictures, but the Vera storyline, ghost hunting storyline, and cheating plotline were all perfect. And yes, that last one is in fact why Mara won out over Alfie. Tasie's acting was fucking INCREDIBLE throughout all of season three leading up to her breakdown about Jerome. The whole revenge plotline was a little silly, but it made sense that for a teenager who doesn't know about the kidnappings, deaths, and ancient curses, this was the worst thing that could happen to her. My heart breaks for her, again the ACTING as Mara is crying and taking the things that Jerome had given to Joy. Utterly perfect.

7. Amber. PLEASE. DON'T. HURT. ME. Like Alfie, Amber is so drama free on the show, and I love that for her, I love her attitude, her loyalty. She is THE first member of Sibuna but if I'm being honest she's lowkey tied with Mara because I just love Mara so much. Past that, just like Alfie, Amber is an amazing friend on the show, she has a lot of great lines, AMAZING outfits, and I especially love her in season three right before she leaves. I also love Amber not for what she is, but for the popular headcannons the fandom has about her mother dying when she was young. I don't know, but something made up by a fandom clearly means enough to me to make her come out on top compared to Mara. But again, she is so drama free after the little spat with Mara that I can't even think of an interesting plotline about just her. Like, she had the Mick/Mara fight, which did lead to a very good Student Rep episode but like...that was one of her most interesting plotlines, and it just doesn't compare to other ones the show had going on. Season three was about to be HER season, and then she LEFT :,(

6. Patricia. Patricia is a little rough for most people to get through those first few episodes (In my opinion) but if you stick with her long enough for Rufus to start appearing she becomes AMAZING. I dislike a lot of her attitude but at the same time I love it to bits, if that makes any sense. This girl had AMAZING plotlines! The entire first season with Rufus, a secret twin, being the only one all in for Joy for the longest time before Sibuna realized something was seriously wrong. I love love love her friendship with Mara so so much (I feel like I say that all the time but APPRECIATE THEM DAMNIT). This is a weird opinion but I think Peddie is endgame, but I really don't care about their relationship. Like, they have such cute moments and I ship them, but oh my god do I need a break from them. (I think it's the repetition. There's only so many times you can throw soap/carrots/literal shit at someone before it starts to grate). I did not like the jealous act of season three but I understand it was somewhat necessary for the Sinner plotline. Also, I fucking love Sinner Patricia, so I can look past that. I love when Patricia is a vulnerable character, she is just so multifaceted and just...good. Love her to bits.

5. KT. Just to get this out of the way because we all already know, the great grandpa shit was fucking annoying but I also get her. Her grandpa just died and she was desperate to know more of her history and about the family that was supposed to love her. Leaving that at that. Anyways, I LOVE my girl KT. This girl is near to being on par with Jerome when it comes to facial expressions, especially early in season three. Also, I love her name, never understood why anyone in the fandom hated it. I like her friendship with Eddie, I like her completely obvious crushes on Amber and Joy even more. I love her personality and style, I never once thought of her as a replacement Nina like some of the fandom did in the earlier days. Also, her entire dynamic smack dab in the middle of the sinners plotline was BEAUTIFUL. The distrust and pointing fingers, my girl was speedrunning through the salem witch trials and she came out on top like a champ. So glad she finally got to meet Nina in the reunion special, I feel like she would also have a crush on her.

4. Fabian. I love this idiot nerd with all my heart. The inability to speak to women, the freakouts he has <3. Brad is so good at acting the different kind of mental breakdowns, like, Nina Leaving breakdown is a completely different vibe than Frobisher Is In My Room breakdown and they are both fantastic. That scene alone has me convinced he would be GREAT to kidnap. I love his plotlines and personality, I love his snarky little shit personality just barely below the surface. How he acts like a parent to the group and is completely incompetent. Ten out of ten character all around.

3. Nina. My girl was being put through the wringer and she was slaying her mental breakdowns just as much as Fabian. Nathalia is such a pretty crier, I die. A lot of her plots were very mystery related, but OH MY GOD THE CURSING PLOTLINE WAS FANTASTIC. Season Two was hers for the taking and she was treating it like a runway. Love her relationships with her friends, and even the relationship she was able to slowly build with Joy before leaving the show. Also, she and Joy were SLAYING those matching dresses, we love girlfriends who coordinate. She is such a solid character throughout the show, and I love her so much. 10/10.

2. Joy. I actually wrote her name down third, and then I just stared at it for the longest time, and I was like...wait do I like Joy more than Nina? And I was thinking about the entire show in retrospect, with all the character arcs and plotlines, and I erased Joy's name, and put Nina in third. So. Yeah. Anyways, Joy is basically a noncharacter in Touchstone, but she is absolutely NOT a noncharacter in the first season. Her few appearances were so...good. For one (I've said this before) Joy was already so tiny compared to her classmates. But then she's kidnapped in the first episode, and all you ever see of her later, she's being loomed over by these adults that are actively putting her in danger, even if they don't know it. She looks like a fucking baby in the scenes she's in, and my heart breaks for her. Her attitude in season one is also very despondent and almost just in acceptance of her fate. She can't warn her friends, she can't tell them what she really wants to say, she's just stuck. Her mental health is so fucked with and in the end its' all for nothing.

Also, and I will say this just once, but Patricia was fucking WRONG for saying that "Fabian wasn't Joy's to begin with". I agree with Patricia, they were never really dating and Fabian doesn't belong to Joy, but even from the few scenes in the first episode, we know Patricia is a massive fucking hypocrite because SHE was clearly trying to push them into dating, and if Joy hadn't disappeared there might have been a chance for them to date. There might not, but I just wanted to get that off my chest, that they were clearly heading in that direction. And that's another reason I LOVE Joy's character, because she perfectly embodies the whump trope of "I was taken and when I made it out of that situation, I was the one who stayed the same. The other people around me changed but I am still exactly who I was before I left, and yet they are treating me like I am the one who is so different". I FUCKING LOVE THAT TROPE.

Fuck I've only done her for season one (Haven't even said all my thoughts on that), and I still have so much more to say. I will just stop now before I cry and this becomes a 10,000 word essay.

Jerome. You fuckers all saw this coming. I don't even think I can put everything down without sounding like an idiot fangirl so I will ignore his looks and plotlines and keep it short and sweet. I love that he has depth, I love how he evolves and changes over the show, I love the fact this idiot teen was wearing suits to casual events, he is so clearly gay and we stan. Also, his relationships with EVERY character on the cast were so engaging and fun, from Alfie to Amber to Mick to Victor to Rufus to Nina. I still can't get past the fact that he called Nina "Auntie Nina" when Alfie is a little kid how fucking ADORABLE IS HE?! I love him with all my heart, literally kicking my feet as I type this lol.

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I HAVE JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST IDEA FOR SHADOW OF MINE

THE REASON JEROME STARTS TO THINK PATRICIA IS A WITCH

Okay, okay, so what if, he HAS met Piper before? On some parents day Piper is out of her school so she begs to come and see Patricia, and the whole chapter is Patricia and Joy trying to hide Patricia's twin so she can keep her individuality. EXCEPT, Jerome keeps catching sight of Piper, and it partially convinces him Patricia can somehow multiply or teleport, and his reaction when Patricia introduces everyone to Piper is HOLY SHIT I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON.

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I NEED you to see kt and fabian’s reactions to being paired together. the failed fistbump/highfive followed by fabian’s ‘im so cool’ nod. kt randomly clicking??? im losing my mind

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House of Anubis Twitter Profiles -(Part 1)

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I wanna preface this by saying Joy went too far in certain aspects of her S2 arc, but the Joy vs Nina situation would have never escalated that much in canon had Nina not been the Chosen One.

Like hear me out: the entire reason Joy was kidnapped in the first place was because she was supposed to be the Chosen One. And honestly, we’re never told for how long she was being told this. It might have been dropped on her only once she was back at home, or they might have told her way before then and she just didn’t give it too much thought before it suddenly became real. We have no real idea. But either way, her isolation from all of the friends she held dear, and the essential imprisonment in her own home was all due to being this supposed Paragon.

And she obviously doesn’t want to be the Chosen One. She says it multiple times in S1, to the point of tears and screaming. Joy is glad when it turns out not to be her, but it’s obvious that she basically went through that entire ordeal, missed a whole year of crucial social development in her actual home (bc lbr she probably spent more time at Anubis growing up than she did her actual house), all for nothing.

And to make matters worse, the actual Chosen One was walking around free as a bird, making friends with all Joy’s friends, and managing to capture Fabian’s affections. So here’s this girl that Joy doesn’t know at all, who has cemented herself in the daily lives and hearts of Anubis House residents, and she happens to hold the role that Joy had been forced to play to her detriment.

That’s what stings most, I think, though Joy says it’s about Fabian. Most of her actual hurt and actual retaliation comes from feeling excluded by Sibuna. “I’ve seen things, remember? Things we don’t talk about because you and your little Scooby gang shut me out.” She is most angry because her isolation never stopped.

Of course, it doesn’t help that she was in love with Fabian, and now the actual Chosen One (who in Joy’s mind has practically gotten everything handed to her) is with him.

I firmly believe that if Nina was just a normal girl and there wasn’t a mystery going on, but she still was dating Fabian, Joy would not have gone so far. It’s not right that she went that far in the first place, of course, but she was justifiably angry at the injustice of her situation. She should have turned that anger on the adults who got it wrong in the first place, but it’s way easier to punch on your level than to punch up at grown adults with power over you. It’s a real shame that Nina got caught in the crossfire of Joy’s war with the world, because they really could have been such good friends.

I made an edit of her that I think gets my point across better than this, that’s too large to post on tumblr so here is the link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5_a8GhO0Xg/?igsh=MWlncmRsdWJxdHd6NA==

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