#I’m not making this up
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fever-dreamer97 · 2 years ago
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Bakugo: What’s wrong with you nerd?
Izuku: I had a dream last night that I asked Benedict Cumberbatch for an autograph but he didn’t write his name, he wrote ‘Gingycakes PopcornSnacks’ and then left.
Bakugo:
Izuku: No lie, it kinda pissed me off.
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therealsinnohdawn · 1 year ago
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if anyone is wondering. in the german dub sonic does just straight up say “i love you too, shadow”
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hotmessmaxpress · 4 months ago
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friendly reminder that even though lance takes the most shit for being a nepo baby it is a confirmed, public fact that adam norris paid $44,000,000 for lando to have his mclaren seat.
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booksandpaperss · 2 years ago
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your patented random reminder that Finn Wolfhard literally has a song called “Gay Thoughts” on his Mike Wheeler playlist and the lyrics fit Season 3 Mike perfectly lmao
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drewthelocalnerd · 23 days ago
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I moved last year, got an apartment with Girlfriend and we’ve been happy ever since.
But sometimes, I lay awake at night, and wonder… does the skinwalker I left at my old place get bored at night without our weekly fights to the death?
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bluebeardsfinalgirl · 6 months ago
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the official iwtv instagram is selling a full size functional casket as merch
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yourlocalmissingtexture · 6 months ago
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They should invent a machine that you walk into and it tells you What’s Wrong with you and also it’s free
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metaphorical-goblin · 2 years ago
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Link had one of those baptisms where the priest said “we baptize you” instead of “I baptize you” and that’s why it was invalid
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bookwyrminspiration · 2 years ago
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oh to be diagnosed as monster dragon gender by the island you shipwrecked on’s genderqueer outcast and prescribed gay marriage. what a delight
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ronnie-quinn-doodles · 1 year ago
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Are we not gonna talk about how one of the dancers for Wasabi in the upcoming Just Dance 2024 game looks similar to Princess Luna???
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witch-katt · 8 months ago
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So, did anyone else see naked trans witches when the eclipse happened or is that my one unique life experience?
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versacherries · 1 year ago
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this week i found out i’m allergic to hot weather
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fatdogs-supremacy · 2 years ago
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I’m baffled…
So me and me ma was watching the hobbit: an unexpected journey on channel 5 last Sunday and it got to the bit where they’re in the trees and Thorin decides to be a bad ass. Just tries to take down azog but kinda fails.
I remember him being bitten (biten, bote? Idk Im bad at English) by the warg that azog or the other dude rides on but when we watched it last Sunday, that didn’t show.
I’ve just remembered it but did I watch a diff version or something cause I distinctly remember that happening.
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obsessivelollipoplalala · 2 years ago
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When your narcissistic father with hypochondria he refuses to treat is such a crazy asshole that multiple medical doctors now know he’s full of shit and have told your mom to her face that they feel so sorry for her 🫠🫠🫠
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friendofozma · 2 years ago
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Then Tony Hawk gives him a skateboard and teaches him how to skate!
This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card
(source)
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minjimunji · 3 months ago
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bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈
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