#I’m not making this up
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Bakugo: What’s wrong with you nerd?
Izuku: I had a dream last night that I asked Benedict Cumberbatch for an autograph but he didn’t write his name, he wrote ‘Gingycakes PopcornSnacks’ and then left.
Bakugo:
Izuku: No lie, it kinda pissed me off.
#I’m not making this up#this was my actual dream last night#anime#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha#boku no academia#boku no hero#bnha manga#incorrect boku no hero academia quotes#incorrect bnha#incorrect mha quotes#incorrect bnha quotes#incorrect mha#incorrect my hero academia quotes#bnha movie#bnha anime#midoriya izuku#bkdk#bakudeku#bakusquad#bakugo katsuki
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if anyone is wondering. in the german dub sonic does just straight up say “i love you too, shadow”
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friendly reminder that even though lance takes the most shit for being a nepo baby it is a confirmed, public fact that adam norris paid $44,000,000 for lando to have his mclaren seat.
#the seat itself was $12000000#but he’d already bought him a test driver seat and a reserve driver seat#I’m not making this up#ln4
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your patented random reminder that Finn Wolfhard literally has a song called “Gay Thoughts” on his Mike Wheeler playlist and the lyrics fit Season 3 Mike perfectly lmao
#I’m not making this up#look up the Drive playlist on Finn’s acc#the other songs indicate it’s definitely his Mike playlist#esp bc he has other character playlists on there#*shoos u off to Spotify to check if u don’t believe me*#byler#mike wheeler#mike wheeler i know what you are#and so does Finn lmao
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I moved last year, got an apartment with Girlfriend and we’ve been happy ever since.
But sometimes, I lay awake at night, and wonder… does the skinwalker I left at my old place get bored at night without our weekly fights to the death?
#I’m not making this up#like once a week we did this#I fought like a caveman#had a spear#and no pants on#to assert dominance#horor#true story#tumblr memes#memes#humans are weird#skinwalker#creature
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the official iwtv instagram is selling a full size functional casket as merch
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They should invent a machine that you walk into and it tells you What’s Wrong with you and also it’s free
#day uhh……of questioning myself about plurality#i don’t have any capital T Trauma that would’ve caused a split#and I’m only recently wondering so like#idk it seems like the sort of thing where you Just Know#but I know it’s not#I wanna talk about it but if I am plural I’m prob endo (is that the right word?)#and I know there’s tons of hostility there with all the dnis I’ve seen#for the record#I didn’t intentionally/conciously/deliberately make up anyone#idk y’all.#then there’s the whole copiloting thing which idk if that’s a thing?#idk idk idk aaaaaa#emotionally im okay but I’m kinda frustrated bc I don’t feel comfortable talking out loud about any of this#i’m not making this up#anyway there’s someone in here who steps in sometimes when I’m anxious to make me/us emotionally distant#it helps I think. I either feel everything or nothing so it helps when the ‘everything’ gets crazy#idk. is anyone reading these? hello?#Tobi back at it again with the vague body text and hyperspecific tags
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Link had one of those baptisms where the priest said “we baptize you” instead of “I baptize you” and that’s why it was invalid
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#lincoln li wilson#baptism#you know#like that priest in Arizona that did thousands of invalid baptisms#i’m not making this up
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oh to be diagnosed as monster dragon gender by the island you shipwrecked on’s genderqueer outcast and prescribed gay marriage. what a delight
#voyage of the basilisk#lady trent memoirs#lady trent#mutuals you don’t understand I’m not exaggerating at all#like it sounds like a shitpost it’s just the plot#she was literally told to marry a woman to control her dragon gender#by the genderqueer outcast who also got gay married to control her dragon gender#I’m not making this up#none of this is exaggerated!! this is canon!!#oh books are delightful
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Are we not gonna talk about how one of the dancers for Wasabi in the upcoming Just Dance 2024 game looks similar to Princess Luna???
#just dance#just dance 2024 edition#just dance game#art#digital illustration#illustration#fanart#seriously one of the dancers for the game looks like princess Luna#I’m not making this up
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So, did anyone else see naked trans witches when the eclipse happened or is that my one unique life experience?
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this week i found out i’m allergic to hot weather
#I’m not making this up#my allergies are so bad rn i cant shoot anything#OH AND i have to take my grad pics this week! 😃#and a job interview tomorrow#it’s literally 43º C#so 109F#I swear i’m not making this up
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I’m baffled…
So me and me ma was watching the hobbit: an unexpected journey on channel 5 last Sunday and it got to the bit where they’re in the trees and Thorin decides to be a bad ass. Just tries to take down azog but kinda fails.
I remember him being bitten (biten, bote? Idk Im bad at English) by the warg that azog or the other dude rides on but when we watched it last Sunday, that didn’t show.
I’ve just remembered it but did I watch a diff version or something cause I distinctly remember that happening.
#I’m not making this up#I don’t think I am anyway#I suppose the true question is am I mental#the hobbit#jrr tolkien#Thorin being a badass#gets chewed up tho#lotr fandom#hobbit#bilbo baggins#azog
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When your narcissistic father with hypochondria he refuses to treat is such a crazy asshole that multiple medical doctors now know he’s full of shit and have told your mom to her face that they feel so sorry for her 🫠🫠🫠
#him to the doctor in front of my mom: yeah my wife is terrible and puts a strain on our marriage because she’s not patient with me :(#the doctor after he leaves the room: holy shit he’s insane and I feel so sorry for you#you have no idea what this asshole puts my mom through#two dozen fake cancer scares#a fake ALS scare#fake hearing loss#I’m not making this up#and his version of going to therapy to treat his hypochondria#was to just tell the therapist he’s such a great guy and my mom is a bitch#so yeah. he’s irredeemable#no one cares i just need to type this#if y’all knew the extent of what an asshole he is then you’d know why I’m like this lol#personal
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Then Tony Hawk gives him a skateboard and teaches him how to skate!
This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card
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bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈
#this is so deeply unserious i’m sorry#been cooking this up in my head for weeks now#based on a conversation i had with a friend who’s also a bi 4 bi percabeth truther#for some reason the post button isn’t working on my phone so i’m typing these tags out on my ipad like a loser#not sure i like the colors but that seems to be me with all the stuff i make rn lol#my art#fan art#artists on tumblr#percy jackson#pjo#percabeth#annabeth chase#riordanverse#hoo#heroes of olympus#bisexual#bi 4 bi percabeth#percabeth fanart
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