#I’m not making this up

[livingunderaclassicrock]

OK you’re all not gonna believe this, but I had the craziest shopping story of my life yesterday.

for context, I got a green parka from Goodwill about 2 or so years ago now, and I wear it everyday. because I love it. however, it had gotten a bit raggedy, from being worn and loved everyday.

so yesterday, im running errands, and I happen to swing by value village. I stop in, browse for a bit, and decide to look at jackets.

I find a very pretty green parka for 20$. waterproof, wool insides, detachable fur hood, the whole nine yards. but i hate spending money, so i put it back.

now, up until this point, the Value Village was playing the shittiest christmas music possible.

BUT, just as im getting ready to leave, you’ll never guess what song starts playing…

My Generation.

I bought it.

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo: What’s wrong with you nerd?

Izuku: I had a dream last night that I asked Benedict Cumberbatch for an autograph but he didn’t write his name, he wrote ‘Gingycakes PopcornSnacks’ and then left.

Bakugo:

Izuku: No lie, it kinda pissed me off.

[therealsinnohdawn]

if anyone is wondering. in the german dub sonic does just straight up say “i love you too, shadow”

[hotmessmaxpress]

friendly reminder that even though lance takes the most shit for being a nepo baby it is a confirmed, public fact that adam norris paid $44,000,000 for lando to have his mclaren seat.

[booksandpaperss]

your patented random reminder that Finn Wolfhard literally has a song called “Gay Thoughts” on his Mike Wheeler playlist and the lyrics fit Season 3 Mike perfectly lmao

[drewthelocalnerd]

I moved last year, got an apartment with Girlfriend and we’ve been happy ever since.

But sometimes, I lay awake at night, and wonder… does the skinwalker I left at my old place get bored at night without our weekly fights to the death?

[bluebeardsfinalgirl]

the official iwtv instagram is selling a full size functional casket as merch

[mistyaquaart-oocmustafa]

The 69th song on my Spotify wrapped is MxM’s “I’ve Seen Footage” theme song……

@mothermasonmadden

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

They should invent a machine that you walk into and it tells you What’s Wrong with you and also it’s free

[metaphorical-goblin]

Link had one of those baptisms where the priest said “we baptize you” instead of “I baptize you” and that’s why it was invalid

[ramona-quinn-doodles]

Are we not gonna talk about how one of the dancers for Wasabi in the upcoming Just Dance 2024 game looks similar to Princess Luna???

[witch-katt]

So, did anyone else see naked trans witches when the eclipse happened or is that my one unique life experience?

[versacherries]

this week i found out i’m allergic to hot weather

[fatdogs-supremacy]

I’m baffled…

So me and me ma was watching the hobbit: an unexpected journey on channel 5 last Sunday and it got to the bit where they’re in the trees and Thorin decides to be a bad ass. Just tries to take down azog but kinda fails.

I remember him being bitten (biten, bote? Idk Im bad at English) by the warg that azog or the other dude rides on but when we watched it last Sunday, that didn’t show.

I’ve just remembered it but did I watch a diff version or something cause I distinctly remember that happening.

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

When your narcissistic father with hypochondria he refuses to treat is such a crazy asshole that multiple medical doctors now know he’s full of shit and have told your mom to her face that they feel so sorry for her 🫠🫠🫠

[friendofozma]

Then Tony Hawk gives him a skateboard and teaches him how to skate!

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

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