#I’m not Christian

[worm-priest]

Today I had a dream that some friend was trying to set me up with this lesbian girl because we both liked listening to deftones and I was like I don’t like girls but I can talk to her, and we were having a little chat and she was looking at me funny so I asked what’s up, and she holds up a cross necklace I haven’t noticed she had on and she goes “I just never thought I’d meet another Christian who likes listening to deftones” 😭😭

[msadmiral]

•Luke 8:11

“Now the parable is this: the seed is the word of God.”

Inspired by this post here @chimeracarnival

I honestly love drawing Clover, her design is just so huggable!! (I need to be banned)

Closeup photos:

[homosexualfiend]

Pestilence

He appeared with a cough, a raspy cough. He knows sleep as a friend and creates beautiful viruses. This is pestilence. 

 Their work is not only to disease and plague, but to help heal and cure. A couple of the major pandemics are most of the time intentional, and needed. Unfortunately there’s a few accidents sprinkled through history.

He's the final horseman (don’t worry we’ll get to war soon). He became friends with death and Belphegor due to their jobs being closely related.

[misano17]

Eating lunch with my transphobic family members

Expected:

they keep misgendering me

Unexpected:

stupid geopolitical takes about Taiwan

weird anti rural sentiment

“I loved that city because there were no homeless people or beggars to bother us 🥰” about Amsterdam.

[dungeons-and-gender]

Have a great Jesus evading grave robbers day

[katesattic]

No. I said you don’t get the last word. You are blocked.

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As for others trying to start shit: Christianity is the oppressing religion in the west. Especially in the States, where it is so heavily entrenched in their politics. So if someone wants to make a joke about Christianity, go ahead. Just as if someone wants to make a joke about White People, feel free. No harm will come to a dominant oppressive culture over a fucking joke made by a minority group.

Stop trying to claim oppression when you are the dominant culture/religion. You’re not oppressed. And because you’re not oppressed, people are allowed to make jokes at your expense.

[xinalovell]

i have to dump this somewhere kindly ignore this

so i don’t like boys?? if i only like girls, what in fucks name does that make me??? i’m not a boy, not a girl, not even non binary‼️ i am just here so ?? do i jsut say “hi, i’m nova and i like girls. my gender?” insert flashbacks from 1942, heading into an existential crisis and begins to cry uncontrollably before returning back to normal “oh, i don’t know. maybe”

like h u h ?? god has never made this easy for me

[gay-f0r-jesus]

I cried a little today because I though of Adam and Eve actually being in love and being the closest thing humanity could ever have to soulmates and being set up to fail because they didn’t have any reason not to trust the devil and they had no concept of right or wrong to actually be able to understand that eating the fruit was wrong and Adam eating the fruit wasn’t out of pure naivety, it was out of love and trust for Eve and how Eve was not only betrayed by the devil, but also god.

And how it proves that the purest form of love is the sharing of sin.

[spiritualhippybitch]

Astrology Facebook groups are fun and all until they start fighting about whether Jesus was a Capricorn or a cancer like bitch he was a Pisces THE Pisces

And then one bitch said he was a cancer/Leo cusp😭 y’all need to learn to stop talking when y’all don’t know shit about astrology 😭😭 IF YOU BELIEVE CUSPS ARE REAL YOU HAVE SOOOO MUCH TO LEANT BABY

I’m about to throw hands

[aesthetickingbo]

“When life hands you a lemon, just have some more root beer,” is a philosophy I can get behind.

[adrianisnotokay]

Bruh a christian blog just followed me wtf

[homosexualfiend]

Famine

Famine is the third horseman. She stayed close to the others for a very long time. This was until she was formally introduced to hell's ruling family.

She “hated” Beelzebub, she couldn’t understand them. The two seemed so different. She hated them, and beelzebub was ever so slowly falling for her. 

Over time Famine realized why she “hated” the royal so much. She thought they were soft. She thought that they could let anyone step on them. And she hated to see them in a position where they could possibly be exploited. 

So, she took a home in their ring in hell. She worked with Beelzebub and let her feelings go. They fell for each other. They got married. 

A beautiful wedding.

[homosexualfiend]

Anatomy 9

It’s a skeleton what were you expecting/j

it’s death!

[homosexualfiend]

Death

The first thing created, after Adam and Eve were kicked out of Eden. They are very silent creature. Occasionally they’ll  appear at your door as a dog, or a family member, or a friend.

They are very polite. But their line of work is a time consuming job. 

When Belphegor reached an age of importance bee mother got death to take her places. They traveled the world and became best friends. Pestilence would join as well, and together they were the calmness of a life ending. 

Death usually follows the other horsemen for big jobs, while going where they needed to for the rest. They’ve got many helpers to take on these jobs. It’s hard work but they like it.

[homosexualfiend]

Lilith

This is the beginning of the side/supporting character list, and descriptions. Mind that I’ve added some characters since first creating the list a bit back. Anyway here’s Lilith.

Lilith is the mother of all demons. She is mother to the 4 young princes (Mammon, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, and Belphegor). Before that she was the first woman to be created.

Lucifer watched from the walls around Eden and admired her. He’d sneak in to speak with her. He fell in love with her. Adam didn’t seem to even care about her and blatantly disrespected her existence. So, Lucifer tried to take Lilith from Eden.

God didn’t like this. So he cast away Lucifer and Lilith. They made a home for themselves in hell where they laid.

 Lilith learned soon that she had importance to the world though. Her existence in this world was to give life. This isn’t about “being a mother” no. She stepped into hell and grass began to grow. And for the world above to do the same she’d need to be there. So, she made a deal with God and her new husband. She would travel and bring life, then come home to hell. 

This version of her is heavily inspired by persephone. She’s one of my favorite gods.

[homosexualfiend]

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