#I’m not Christian

[arsenicisaddictive]

Telling me that I just need to be positive about my chronic illness

And then telling me that I talk about it too much and I-

I’m sorry that I mention the condition that affects me every minute of every day. You think I’m mentioning it too much but I’m not mentioning it enough for how much it affects my life.

*Internal screaming*

Just me being mad about something a ‘friend’ said cause he’s kinda turning into an ableist piece of shit

[rainbowpopeworld]

Funny headcanon I thought of today:

If Crowley celebrates Christmas*, he does it on the day that Jesus was actually born, not in December. And Aziraphale is happy to go along because it means twice the celebrating.

* and I’m not convinced Crowley does, except the things that Aziraphale cajoles him into because Aziraphale likes delicious food, music that isn’t bebop, pretty decorations, etc.

[msadmiral]

•Luke 8:11

“Now the parable is this: the seed is the word of God.”

Inspired by this post here @chimeracarnival

I honestly love drawing Clover, her design is just so huggable!! (I need to be banned)

Closeup photos:

[worm-priest]

Today I had a dream that some friend was trying to set me up with this lesbian girl because we both liked listening to deftones and I was like I don’t like girls but I can talk to her, and we were having a little chat and she was looking at me funny so I asked what’s up, and she holds up a cross necklace I haven’t noticed she had on and she goes “I just never thought I’d meet another Christian who likes listening to deftones” 😭😭

[mossyscavern]

I was thinking more in the BioShock au and I made a break.

The version of rapture in this au would be a "Heaven" of sorts, a place built for peace, purity, and beauty. People believed they were angels while they were there but turned into nothing more then the very Sinners the despised with the introduction of ADAM and EVE.

When Sam find himself in 'Heaven', he is commonly referred to as an 'Angel' not just because of looks or his choice of not hurting the little siblings.

Still working on it but this is what I got.

I really like the name for the au, it’s a much better name then what I originally thought of.

Though, I feel like the only people that would call him an angel would be for completely different reasons.

Tim and Tom’s reason is they’ve been around the little ones for a very long time, so calling the dead residents ‘Angels’ is kind of a habit. Even though Sam is alive and well, Tom still calls him an ‘Angel’ as a habit.

Benny’s reason would probably be because he’s read the bible and sees Sam as a type of saviour ascended from above.

Those are the only reasons I’ve thought of. But other then that he could be commonly referred to as an ‘Angel’ for completely different reasons, depending on the person.

[raris-mose-art]

The Saintly Eastern Box Turtle

[homosexualfiend]

Lilith

This is the beginning of the side/supporting character list, and descriptions. Mind that I’ve added some characters since first creating the list a bit back. Anyway here’s Lilith.

Lilith is the mother of all demons. She is mother to the 4 young princes (Mammon, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, and Belphegor). Before that she was the first woman to be created.

Lucifer watched from the walls around Eden and admired her. He’d sneak in to speak with her. He fell in love with her. Adam didn’t seem to even care about her and blatantly disrespected her existence. So, Lucifer tried to take Lilith from Eden.

God didn’t like this. So he cast away Lucifer and Lilith. They made a home for themselves in hell where they laid.

 Lilith learned soon that she had importance to the world though. Her existence in this world was to give life. This isn’t about “being a mother” no. She stepped into hell and grass began to grow. And for the world above to do the same she’d need to be there. So, she made a deal with God and her new husband. She would travel and bring life, then come home to hell. 

This version of her is heavily inspired by persephone. She’s one of my favorite gods.

[misano17]

Eating lunch with my transphobic family members

Expected:

they keep misgendering me

Unexpected:

stupid geopolitical takes about Taiwan

weird anti rural sentiment

“I loved that city because there were no homeless people or beggars to bother us 🥰” about Amsterdam.

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[binxthecat0]

Why is Tumblr running biblical, right-winged ads now?

I don’t like it.

[vmkhoneyy]

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

[basalt-havic]

the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

[heyyallitssatan]

I’m at my parents for Christmas, this was a mistake as per usual, but it has come with one really bright spot

Interacting with my grandmother is the funniest fucking shit ever

She’s decided she hates everyone in my generation except for my little brother

Like, she hates my oldest cousin cause she thinks he’s an idiot for a variety of reasons, she also kind of hates him on the principle that he’s named after his dad, who was abusive

She hates my other cousin cause she did in vitro to get pregnant and my grandma thinks it’s a sin for some damn reason cause she doesn’t have a husband

She hates my other cousin, who formally held the favourite spot cause he came out as gay and married a man, which she thinks is a sin

She hates me cause she thinks I’m too much like my mom, who she hates for reasons I do not understand, I’m also gay but she doesn’t know that yet, we’re saving that for a special day

So that leaves my brother, who in her eyes does no wrong

[hamletthedane]

Nobody was doing it like Mary Magdalene. Tits out. Standing on a mountain. Holding a skull. She’s like the lesbian catholic hamlet. Aesthetically an absolute win for the gays.

[patch404]

The things i would do to have an instrumental version of implicit demand for proof available on Spotify. This could single-handedly save my soul and send me straight to god’s doorstep no fucking joke.