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DIRT CUP HYDRA! 🌈

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just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm

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The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes

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「 Oh, my dear… Though you've endured, your spirit is frayed. It is time now. Take pause. Set aside the hilt, and turn to the threads come unraveled. 」 🌤️

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what if we explored each other’s bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang]

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maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

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Hermits

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sometimes I feel like discord is lacking emojis and so I make them myself. these ones in particular are my favorites

frog, toad, and soup!

Feel free to use them if you'd like!

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why is the pregnant man emoji funny. Quickly

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ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

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Happy year of the dragon all 🐲💕