#I’m legit so mad rn

[cosmostiel]

The problem is that I love learning and going to school but then the professors love to give me stupid ass assignments that don’t teach me shit except for how to complete them with minimal effort while being blinded by rage

[daeyumi]

i think uh. the Announcement has ruined my night actually. the more i think abt it the worse it gets haha.. 🙃🫠 like literally i don’t think there’s a way the movie can be good. i’m gonna get off social media for tonight & go play switch or smthn,,,,,,,,

[musings-ofthe-unamused]

Obey Me Headcanons

Topic: Fights

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Beel, Satan, Levi, Asmo, Belphie

Warnings: Angst, Lucifer being a little BITCH

Lucifer:

Getting into a fight with him hurts

He will point out every single way you need to improve yourself

And call you an imbecile while doing it

He’s just so pissed that he’s scolding you worse than Mammon

Call him a little bitch to throw him off

Start crying to make him feel bad >:D

Stonks!

Mammon:

He’s not the type to stay mad for long

Unless you’re like,,,legit making out with someone in front of him, he’s quick to apologize

But if you two happen to be in a really heated fight, he won’t necessarily be mad

Mammon acts more of a sad puppy dog

“Do you really think that?”

He gets very dejected its kinda heartbreaking

Pls apologize rn!!!

Levi:

Tsundere type of angry

“It’s not like I cared!”

He will deflect. 

It’s one of the worst types of defense mechanisms 

If you just leave him alone for a while

Eventually he will be so consumed with playing back the fight

That he will apologize

Feel free to flick him

Satan:

I dont wanna fight Satan

I feel like he’d slap me not that I would mind

Similar fighting style to Lucifer

He’s a little more cold and doesn’t really point out your faults

He just insults you

“Are you choosing to be this childish right now? Do you really want to fight over this?”

He’s stubborn and will totally drag out a fight

It can either end in you two awkwardly apologizing

Or not talking for weeks

Asmo:

I feel like getting in a fight with him wouldn’t be an actual fight

He’d just be super condescending

“Oh? So that’s how you feel. Cute.”

Will scoff at you (it doesn’t sound like a big deal but it is)

Gaslights

“Darling, I just don’t understand why you’re upset. I did nothing wrong.”

It will end in you storming off in tears telling Asmo that he’s a self centered ass

Only then will he slightly feel bad 

(i love him it makes it sound like I don’t)

Beel:

Beel has trouble comprehending other’s feelings

He truly tries, but sometimes it’s frustrating

And when he’s frustrated, he shuts others out

“Beel, you can’t just sit there and eat. Talk to me.”

“I don’t want to.” 

It’s very aggravating when the you can’t get through to you

It’s the fact that he won’t even try to understand

Either sit down and talk it through, or have one of the brothers explain it 

Belphie:

Two things can happen

The first is he completely ignores you

Every time you say something he just yawns, nods his head 

Or he says “I’m sorry” without even meaning it

Eventually, he’ll get so tired he’ll just go to sleep

The second thing that happens is the worst

Full on screaming match

Belphie is so fucking pissed he will start throwing insults

And maybe actual physial objects (not at you though)

If you slap him out of it, he’ll start profusely apologizing

If one of the brothers (Lucifer) intervenes, he’ll storm out of the house and disappear for days before coming back to apologize

[mazzystar24]

Disgusting

https://x.com/deanchwita/status/1805905625890595067?s=46

The way I had no wifi when I got this and sacrificed the last of my data only to run out before I can type anything so had to write it legit in my notes app

Every day in the 911 fandom I’m terrorised by abhorrent takes on sexuality from straight people and abhorrent takes on racism from white people for real I wanna shake some people and say stick to your lane and stop talking over the actual people who experience this stuff

Twitter really is the cesspool cos I don’t have it but y’all send this stuff to me in my asks and I’m like wow a new low? who knew you can bring a shovel and dig even when you’re so low you’re in the pits of hell

As usual we all know it’s bullshit and disgusting but let’s dive into why it’s bullshit and disgusting:

“Sexuality equals attraction not necessarily being in love with the person”

Oof atp they’re making me mad mad

Be so fucking for real rn

And is attraction defined by sexual history??? Do you know how many queer people you just insulted?

Also COMP HET COMP HET COMP HET a person may think they were attracted to someone but it’s only cos they were doing what was expected of them one of my lesbian friends would actively pick a guy to have a crush on

Also michael literally had multiple children and was married to Athena for years and yall aren’t going around being like hmm he’s straight

Also what happened to bisexuality or other queer identities???

Also I’m adding this post abt why using Eddie sex life is just the most abhorrent take

But yeah to that dumb twitter user attraction and love are different things and 1. Not being able to feel one or the other toward the opposite gender is indicative of some form of queerness 2. And comp het is also a different thing 🥰

Anyways I think imma stop reiterating this stuff (unless I feel like a rant🤩) cos 1. I’ve blocked all the people with abhorrent takes on tumblr and I don’t think there is much overlap anyways so they’re not seeing this 2. They are fully rage baiting or just being stupid on purpose atp cos no way they can’t grasp basic concepts of sexuality or queer experiences

The truth is they get the queer codedness of Eddie but think denying it would discourage buddie fans and sorta boost a certain ship more

Like so many people headcanon Ravi as queer and like there is no real queer codedness to him and no one is making fucking straight Ravi edits or like longass posts abt the evidence against it BECAUSE ITS NOT A THREAT TO THEIR SHIP

anyways I just think idiots preaching abt rep or homophobia should stop being heteronormative as fuck in most of their debates and racist in the others

[sergeifyodorov]

I’m curious because of how you rank Cale, who do you think are the top 10 players in the league? (We can exclude goalies because they’re such an entirely different skill set but would love to hear their separate ranking)

oooh ok this is. an inchresting question... under the cut bc dashclog Et Cetera.... the cody sergeifyodorov unoffishul players rankings at This Very Moment In Time. get mad at me if u want idk let's dance

number ten: sidney crosby. Old Man Still Has It, More At Ten

number nine: david pastrnak. arguably -- and i am going to argue it -- the best pure shooter in the league. the reason hes not like theee goalscorer of all time is bc he generally lacks puck carriers/space creators/isn't much of a puck carrier or a space creator of his own, but like. based off shot alone? hundredth percentile.

number eight: elias pettersson. two way centre... the usual vancouver oish% boost but also just a fantastic dual threat AND a legit lady byng candidate with a penalty differential big enough to severely boost his value just based off that. like imho there's nothing that petey is specifically Good At (like how pasta is a pure goalscorer) but he's basically got no weaknesses. and hes gay

number seven: cale makar IS very good. conn smythe norris etc but most importantly he did win a hockeyblr babygirl of the year award so theres that too. some crazy bobby orr pointgetter. real good defensive results too. like hes crazy good and they say hes crazy good for a reason

number six: ill concede. leon draisaitl

[GAP OF PRETTY SIGNIFICANT SIZE]

number five: quinn hughes. i don't know what fuckass magic this sad little man has. decent finisher. great playmaker. best power play quarterback in the league. makes anyone who plays with him appear to be "oh shit, this guy's a great partner for hughes!" (i have seen this with at least 5 diff players, not one of whom anyone would consider Quite Good on their own.) L + ratio + oish% + makar has devon toews + youngest captain in the league + you bet that conn smythe and norris combo is his soon enough

number four: nathan mackinnon. best dual threat in the league (no one who's a better passer than him is a better goalscorer, and no one who's a better goalscorer is a better passer.)

number three: nikita kucherov. i want you to do something for me. i want you to go to espn dot com. i want you to go to espn dot com slash nhl. i want you to go to espn dot com slash nhl slash team stats tampa bay lightning. it should be sorted by points for you. there's dearly beloved creepy eyes keeta right there in first. 94 points as of me writing this. crazy number for right now. wolfboy of all time brayden point should be in second. take a look for me rn at the difference between those two in points. what the fuck

number two: auston matthews. is this leafs bias? sure. im a leafs guy. im just saying that he's a better goalscorer than ovi in his prime, and he's a centre and great defensively too. i could tell you that he is fifth all time in goals per game, and two of the four guys ahead of him were born in the 1800s. i could tell you that he has 48 goals in 52 games right now, and 0 empty netters. i could tell you that if you only counted goals he scored when the leafs were down one or tied, he'd be in the top ten in goals this year.

[GAP OF PRETTY SIGNIFICANT SIZE]

number one: connor mcdavid. he has almost as many assists as the second-best in his draft class (mitchell) has points. he has 930 points in 620 games. he is the only player in the salary cap era to have a 150-point season. idk there's just fuckin . no one like him. like generally an untrained eye can't really see how much better or faster any given player is than the rest but like. you can with him. he just Looks a step ahead of the pack. top five all time, and he's in his prime rn!!!! lets go connie all my homies love connie

[kennysboxergf]

Attractiveness scale

Im trying to sleep at the moment but the sleep just ain’t coming ya know so im gonna post this and dip but I wanted to rate the Beta Squad members and a few of the guests by attractiveness for fun 🤷‍♀️

this is personal so like not who’s conventionally attractive but who is to me 🤭

the ten ppl I will be ranking are Sharky, Kenny, Chunkz, AJ, Niko (obvs) and then Darkest, Filly, Gib, HP and Johnny Carey cus i cant remember no one else

also no one talk about the spelling mistakes in this it’s late and i dont wanna spell check rn

Coming in on Number Ten its

10 - Harry Pinero

his hairlines reached the base of his skull at this point and he’s just never really been my fav guest so he gets last place unfortunately 😕😕 i think this is only bcus he violates my faves and I stand up against bullying thank you very much

9 - Yung Filly

ok yall gonna get mad at me for this one but he’s very bf material i cant lie just not very attractive for me? There’s some vids and photos where he’s like FINNEEE but then most of the time he’s mad funny and cute just not that attractive ya know and he looks like he’s 4’3”, like I KNOW he’s taller but he dresses and the way he moves idk he moves short af

8 - AnesonGib

ok so I had him 6th originally but I acc looked at pics of him and changed my mind, I have not seen a single Gib vid like from his own channel, ive seen gib in the Mafia vid, some old Chunkz vids and ive seen his fights but he’s so FINE and underrated as fuck like?? Appreciate this man?? And he seems mad kind. I <3 Gib. I do not know anything about him tho but I recently saw a vid of Chunkz from like 6 years ago with him in it and Young gib? Mad fine but also he looks almost child entertainer ish so do with that what you will

7 - Chunkz

aight ya ok, my BAD, im SORRY but like he’s just not it for me, he’s leng i wont lie but like he’s so authoritative and i cant with that ya know? Like I need a chill man for me im somehow worried this man gonna slap my neck if I talk back and im not tryna get treated like toddler im tryna be your girl? calm ur ass down and we talk

6 - AJ

ok SO I know, I know, im going to get absolutely dragged and maybe even jumped for how low this is but like once again he’s very aggressive and sh and I cnat deal with that, he MAD fine tho he’s so Hahrhdhhfbdnsk but like I rate the others better he is taller then me tho so he can have that

5 - Johnny Carey

YALL SLEEP ON THIS MAN, YALL ARE SNORING AND DROLLING AND EVERYHTING CUS THIS MAN IS SO FINE like I cnat deal with him he’s so fine to me? Like yeah he looks a little wonky and asymmetrical but like? Have you seen the wya he looks at people? Omgmgmmgmg

4 - Kenny

considerably low considering my username but ive developed as a person dont judge me but he mad mad good looking, when he boxes?? 10/10 in a track suit?? 10/10 this entire man is one big SMASH like ❤️

3 - Niko

this man is so cute but also hot its weird to believe he exists like?? I want to climb him like a tree, nuff said and maybe he IS a little lanky but he’s MY sorta lanky (ive always been this way, the nickname for my crush in middle school was lanky tree like taht legit what he called him and looking back he WAS lanky af)

2 - Sharky

Sharky, Sharky, Sharky where do I even start? I think the Sharky girlies on here have said enough for me, he’s hot, he’s cute, he’s nice, he’s funny what more do you even want? And he dresses so NICE and his smile is so SWEET and he’s CARING like omg I might fall in luv and his Hands. Thats it. Look at his hands my Lordy lord.

1 - Darkest Man

my bae, my love, I will defend his bald head for life, Aaliyah has SPOILED me by mentioning how fine he was cus now i cant Stop watching every video ever with him in it, ive watched FootAsylum, his own channel, Chunkz Channel, Sharky’s Channel, even JD sports just to watch him on my screen like he’s so funny I’m cracking up every other second and he looks good doing it too and the faces he makes and HIS HANDS omg dont even get me started heiwkwkskfb I cnat even he’s my no. 1 🫶🫶

Done

ok so taht was my list and now im gonna nominate my mutuals to do this too, you can go for the same guests or choose your own its entirely up to you but I wann see some more opinions so please do it 🫶🫶

Taglist- @b4tasquad @allygatcr @shuuuuush @vctrvn-ls

Sadly that is all my moots, I thought I had more but thats it I guess, I hope yall can find time to do this otherwise its fine 😭🫶

[flooreo]

SPOILERS!!

gggg gg ( scroll down )

DUDUEDUEUD IM LIKE!! I WAS RIGHT IT WAS FLOWER

I’m so mad I was right ( also like second jay started talking about reincarnation I legit said “ oh no he’s gonna hyperfixate on an animal it’s gonna be the owl isn’t it )

Here’s some silly little notes becuase I am a silly little guy

WAS YELLING WHEN NIGEL SHOWED UP. HE IS TOO SILLY TO LEAVE ( the hug ❤️❤️❤️❤️ )

isaac is so silly in this episode I swear ❤️❤️❤️ bro I get it you want an engagement party

THE TWO BALLOONS LMAOOOO ( at the memorial, also 💀💀 “congratulations” )

Nancy is so silly

I bet everyone who thought it was Nigel and published it in their freaking article is hitting themselves rn

no thought I’m just happy with bittersweet because flower 😭😭

also I made ghosts art with flower while I was watching a game but I didn’t finish it and now it’s invalid 💀💀💀

I feel like the fact I lost my flower pin that I drew 2 years ago was foreshadowing 💀💀 ( to be fair the nisaac pin my friend made me broke also but like that was just the picture the flower pin just. Fell off.)

Theres a lot more I wanna talk about but it was very silly it was just a funny episode. Like the mugshot 💀💀💀

ALSO I think I was right about Sass being the dream ghost!! Yeehaw you guys I’m so good at theory

Comment from my mom: maybe she’s just running around in the property because that seems like something she would do ( 💀💀💀 )

ok bye for now I’m gonna make more posts when I’m not about the go to bed

[hausofmamadas]

NUGGETS OF BENJAMAYO | aka just gif dump of my madness about 1 measly scene

✴︎

For Narcoctober's Day of Visuals - Oct 6th 5th (posted on the 6th cause I generally suck and my life is a mess) leftover from Day 1's fic

Okayokayokay so I made so many extra gifs for my Benjamayo fanfic that were theoretically set aside days ago for the Narcoctober Day of Visuals (I know that much like “fetch” Benjamayo is not a thing but much like the legendary Toaster Strudel heiress, Gretchen Weiners, I am very much trying to make it happen) and legit thought the prompt was Oct 6, not Oct 5 but I already have an amnesty day post technically I haven’t gone to sleep yet …? So technically yesterday is still today regardless of the date...? and I can’t not share these bc LET ME DO TELL YOU, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS INTERACTION FOR LITERAL YEARS NOW so without furtherado

The scene in question: Benjamin schmoozing at Dina’s wedding, shaking babies and kissing hands, spots Mayo and decides, fuck it- he’s in a good mood! Little social butterfly, precioso is feelin’ himself. It’s a wedding, love is in the air! Why not take a moment to go flirt chat with Mazatlan’s very own Camarón King of actual sex Not Giving A Fuck About Anything Pretty Much Ever, Ismael El Mayo Zambada and this is how it starts off. First, Mayo asks the waiter?/waitress? if the shrimp in the shrimp cocktail is fresh but manages to pose it in the most sexy way, it’s actually borderline disturbing just how fucking hot this man is asking about fucking shrimp of all fucking things then again, passion in one’s professional pursuits is pretty hot …? But like no, I really don’t think that’s what’s happening here

Then Mín, little pep in his step, La Reina del Baile, glowing even more than the bride herself, strolls up and basically is like, “Bish, that’s a spiffy new hat. You buy that with the money you made movin’ shit through my plaza? cause there’s more where that came from if you’re interested in a sugar daddy🤭”

At which point Mayo is lowkey like🫣 oh god, what do I say now. Is he trying to strong arm me, what’s the angle. I really don’t wanna start shit rn, I’m so full of shrimp, like ngl I don’t even think I could run away without making myself sick and he tries to keep things simpatico but like the extra mile he goes??? This sly mf is smiling at Mín in a way that resembles a little too closely how he smiled at the waiter/waitress. And sure, maybe we can chalk that up to just Mayo a ho. He a May-ho sry, I just– you know I set myself up to spike that ball and I couldn’t not no matter how bad it was sksksksks and Mín rolls with it, he does one of those blind-and-miss-it thousand yard stares which I will devote an entire gif set post to later bc he does it more than once throughout the show and it’s actually devastating and shoots his shot, “pero imagínate que no tuvieras qué”

So anyway, this establishes what? Mayo a May-ho, right. And Mín is lowkey liiiiiiiiiiiiving for this shit bc he thinks he’s got an in. And do you know what tf this savvy, spritely little Drug Lord Dilf-Nymph of Tijuana does????????? something Miguel would never dream of doing in a million years, not just bc he’s homophobic asf and deeply insecure about his entire general essence as a human being, but he doesn’t have a fucking f r a c t i o n of the affable, boyish charm that Mín does HE FUCKING FLIRTS RIGHT BACK. TAKE ONE GOOD GOTDAMN LOOK AT THE GIFS BELOW AND TELL ME HES NOT FLIRTING. YOU DONT FULL-BODY SCAN SOMEONE UP AND DOWN LIKE THEYRE THE FUCKING THANKSGIVING TURKEY AND YOU HAVENT EATEN IN DAYS UNLESS YOU’RE SEXING THEM IN YOUR MINDDKSSKSJWB I MEAMaaaan–

BUT DSKWJWJWIEIWJWJSB THE BEST FUCKING PART ABOUT THIS ENTIRE THING?????????? MAYO IS SO DOWN FOR IT. THE SHIT-EATING GRIN HE GETS ON HIS FACE LIKE MANS IS SO GODDAMN FLATTERED, MANS IS SO ABOUT IT, HES LITERALLY THAT GIRL DAFFYDUCK GIF, ALL BATTING HIS EYELASHES AND UNDRESSING SEDUCTIVELY, OKAY LIKE

WHERE IS THE LIE Spoiler alert: IT’S NOWHERE, THERE IS ONLY TRUTH OKAY and then Mayo does this real cute thing all appealing to the control freak in Mín, saying he likes to be his own boss, “no más que tú sabes” and all that AND THEN, AAAAAAND THEEEEEENNNNNNN FOLKS HE JUST. KEEPS. ON. MF. GRINNING. AS IF HE COULD GRAB MIN BY THE TINY LAPELS OF HIS TINY SUIT AND PLANT A BIG WET ONE RIGHT THERE ON HIM, RIGHT ON THE DANCEFLOOR IN FROMT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLELWKWJW W

and then he has to scramble for something else to say bc he knows good goddamn well that they've been making eyes at each other for far, far too long, so he's like "ohshitohshitohshit ohhhhh look there's Azul, the closest boner killer within reach besides Rayo hey, you know where home is!!!!!" AND THEN MIN, FUCJINGAKSJFNLKQJWELKJN DOES THIS WAY-TOO-INTIMATE HEAD NOD AND SMIRK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING TO MY PARTY ERM IMEAN DINA'S WEDDING, IF YOU'RE EVER IN TOWN GIRL CALL ME

NO BUT EVERYONE LITERALLY SHUT UP AND SITDOWN ALL FIVE OF YOU BCTTHENNNNSI;RAJQPO23IJRPOQJIWEFOH THE WAY MAYO SAYS CLARO, AND IT'S THE EXACT WAY I WOULD IMAGINE LIKE HOW HE'D GOODBYE LOVE PAT A ONE NIGHT STAND ON THE SHOULDER AS HE'S OPENING HIS FRONT DOOR FOR THEM TO LEAVE ???????? IDK IDKIDKIDKDA;WOJEF;AOIJ AND THEN THE LITTLE PRIVATE LOOK OF LIKE "idk what the fuck that was but I'm- y'know i really didn't hate it......"

it just- i mean i'm sure we're all in agreement that i'm insane but like what other conclusions am i supposed to draw in the face of this raw, objective evidence

☇

taglist: @narcosfandomdiscord, @narcolini, @ashlingnarcos, @drabbles-mc

[luckyqueenreign]

This week has my head scrambled 🍳

1. Robbo and Lewie fighting over me was so high school like really guys that gave me the ick

2. Ryan is an absolute piece of shit I’m so glad he left but really fusebox?! Boring. Unoriginal.

3. Not me still forgiving Lewie and saying I trust him because I was too afraid the recoupling would be a disaster and snogging his face off at ever turn👉🏼👈🏼

4. Flirting with Ozzy this go around was gooodddd. Happy for all you Ozzy girls! I still chose Lewie for the challenge because…. See number 3.

5. OZZY KNOWS ZEPH!!!!! I fucking called it!! Still think it could be Marshall but I’ll let it just be headcannon!

6. Poor little lonely Amelia (also bad writing to make NONE of the guys into her until after the recoupling and it’s revealed that her and Roberto kissed. Like okay where did that come from?!) I should have told them off but I was just nice to her🥲

7. What happens if you pick the diamond scene and tell Grace to pick someone else??? Does she pick your love interest? Again I was too scared of her picking Lewie!

8. The toys in the hideaway💀

9. Thank god we could go all the way and it wasn’t just described as NSFW🙏🏼

1. OMG SAME!!! I was so incredibly turned off by that !!!

2. Ryan leaving was such a snooze.. And having him choose to leave after he stirred up all that drama Lolol.

3. I love this for you!! A loyal girly! Honestly I think even with the dumb mixup he came out a little better than Amelia who was just sitting there waiting for him to kiss her 😒 and got upset when she realized he didn’t know it was her.

4. THE OZZY SCENES WERE GOOD!!!

5. So rn I’m not convinced Marshall is Zeph 😕 buttt I’m fully convinced that Marshall is the promoter who screwed over Ozzy and set back his career 😳

6. The Amelia writing is TERRIBLE. I’m convinced a man who hasn’t met women writes her scenes and dialogue. The whole thing with the kiss was obviously a misunderstanding like we all assumed but why did they make her seem sad that Lewie didn’t kiss her?!? All the while she had already kissed Roberto!! Likeeeee.. and we still don’t know what happened prom night 😣

7. BESTIE!!!! She doesn’t pick your LI because we can’t have Ozzy this early 😠 butttt there was soooo much tension. When MC says it, Amelia was like MC!!! And then mc was like well if you have all these problems this early maybe he’s not right for you and Grace said idk why you care so much and more dialogue but legit so much tension. It kind of felt like after this mc and Grace aren’t really gonna be friends anymore… their relationship def felt strained. ESPECIALLY bc my ass winked at Ozzy and he was smiling back at mc longingly and she was rightfully mad.

8/9. I did one playthrough of the last episode and played with the toys and went all the way with lewie just to see what the scene was like and it was cute!!!! I’m happy for the loyal girlies!!! But I immediately went back and did the pg chat and then also just went straight to sleep 😬😬 I’m on my loyal route with Ozzy now.

[pixlokita]

I feel so bad when my friends are venting and they say the funniest insults and I can’t stop laughing and have to take a moment before going back to comforting them

[lbxbx]

Ikrrr the system sucks so bad I'm just tired and defeated atp. Idk where I'm gonna end up or if I'll even make it or not lol. Also like they are tampering with the future doctors lol do you really want rich dumb kids who are high half the time treating you? (I'm sorry if I sound hateful I'm just frustrated)

Aw love I hope you get time off soon and get to rest, take care pookie.

I have like literally the last exam to go at the end of this month AND THEN I'LL BE FREE. I have been writing these crazy ass exams for the past 6 months so I'm tired as shit honestly. Still idk if I'll end up anywhere. I'm resting a bit now cuz I'm crazy burnt out. I have been swimming these days haha so that's a positive.

About the exam, the court proceedings started today and idek where it's headed. It'll take around 2-3 months to at least figure out what went wrong lol. The body that conducts the exam is in denial of any paper leak or unfair means even if there's legit proof. Everyone is so mad at them lol but there's no major change yet so the unfair is still floating rn.

I say you just finish your exams and forget about anything else, the past is past so let’s focus on doing well the next exam, maybe after finishing it you’ll be able to figure out a plan regarding your studies and your career.

Whatever you choose i’m pretty sure you’re going to do well , i’m really proud of you and proud of the insane amount of effort you’re putting in ❤️❤️❤️

[clumio]

Spoilers obv but 73 YARDS NOTES!! I actually loved this episode. So so incredibly David Lynch esque. HOWEVER: i did not fully understand the thematic elements and i will have to come back to it tomorrow and use more of my brain bc frankly my brain is jumping to anthropological analysis of magical practice (IE: my research) instead of actual literary analysis. ANYWAYS notes below cut

* Ohhh interesting. Folklore time :) wish i knew more about this kind of thing but i fear my magic specialities lie in ancient Greco Roman stuff lmfao.

* Oh lord he’s gone

* Hi ma’am. Who are you. Wicker man ass episode and we aren’t even a minute in. Why are you vogueing

* SNOW!!!!!!!! And miss twist???? Thee Woman.

* Love the goth dude here.

* Oh my god??? Time travel?? In like a minute???

* Rain now. Symbolism perhaps

* Latin girly here. Semperdistans is a lame word but I’ll take it. I’m sure there’s gonna be a significance to it later

* FAIRY CIRCLES MENTION‼️‼️‼️ Once again the theme of invoking magic + boundary/liminal spaces. Inch resting

* The Blood. COLONIALISM‼️‼️‼️

* Who the fuck is Mad Jack? Hello? I don’t believe for a second they’re just fucking with her

* Is she in The Time Loop?

* RECAP SO FAR: Ruby and Doc land in wales, doc steps in a fairy circle and is promptly Vanished. Ruby is stalked by a woman gesturing to her neck, hands, and to her. She hides from her in a pub for a few days before trying to go back to London, at which point her own mother abandons her etc etc. Main questions: who tf is the woman? I think it’s her

* “She looks like what she is” !?????? Driven mad by distortion of reality

* SNOW AGAIN HELLO?

* KATE!!!! Kate i think you are going to become evil and i think that’s a great storyline but wtf is happen

* “I keep wondering how the world survives without him” SOMEONE hasn’t seen children of earth

* “Your timeline is suspended” what

* Unit is so fucked Russ please make these bitches evil

* BRO……………………..

* Theme about pushing people away. Doctorification of Ruby

* Roger !!! you fucker

* Actually im fully getting nauseous about this man good lord. They did not pull punches re: Marti

* “Do not step on the grass” girl if you don’t step on that grass rn!!!! Miss Woman is telling you something!! Something about reversing the curse by breaking rules or something

* YES GIRL USE YOUR DEMON TO BANISH THE DEMON???

* “It never snowed again” HAUAUAHH????

* I legit think i just need to research welsh folklore to comprehend this episode fully

* I FUCKING KNEW IT I KNEWWWWWWW IT WAS A BOOTSTRAP SITCH. now how tf did the doctor know about Roger.

* WHERE WAS THE THEME SOMG BTW.

* Ok this is soooo wild blue yonder. Invocation of superstition at a boundary line.

* I know fuck all about welsh magical practice but from my research i do know about the general practice of binding and liminality. In the classical world, curse tablets are occasionally placed in so called “liminal spaces.” Moreso though it’s that the context and material aspects of a curse are just as important as the text of it. In the classical world the context is often analogous to the curse (ie a curse placed in water might call for the target to “dissolve like water”). Similar concept here re: liminality?

* I’m gonna have to ponder more

[rel124c41]

It is such nonsense your work isn’t getting more recognition than it’s already gotten I mean legit bullshit 😭 there’s something in the air or something wrong with tumblr because I have never read such amazing character portrayals or felt so in the moment with your grade ssr writing style I’m crying rn. I don’t even get half the things you reference cuz I’m an idiot and I read with my big stupid heart but OHHHHH I feel the EMOTION!!!!! I LOVE YOUR WRITING!!! I’m praying for your mad success you are wonderful and it’s very clear from the way you write that you have put so much thought into these pieces. And on top of that it is always nice to find another fish lover amen. Please please please I HOPE YOURE DOING GREAT I WISH THE BEST FOR YOU!!!!!

ah you’re too kind!!! this entire message made my day!!!! ( ˘ ³˘)♥

i’m quite content with the small circle i have,, i don’t really crave anything besides getting to write some complex themes and maybe chat about it to one or two people hehe!!

“grade ssr writing style” AAA THIS WAS AN ARROW TO MY HEART! THANK YOU! ❤️

i’m bashful about receiving mad success but the sentiment of yours is appreciated and thank you again because i always try to put a lot of thought into my pieces,,

like i knew shit about beekeeping before Psilocybin but i wanted it to be engaging,, research is really enriching for the mind and research i hope makes my writing more enjoyable

also fish lover is too real 🙇‍♀️ we all really embody mr. andersen lmao

I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY ANON!!! wishing u the best bc ur message had me like this v

[r0t-from-view]

Breakfast: cottage cheese with fruit and granola (347)

“Lunch”: large iced matcha latte with oat milk. I couldn’t find a legit calorie amount bc I customized the drink; I’m just gonna go with the standard option bc it’s all I have rn (340)

“Snack”: large Diet Coke from Panda 🤪(10)

Dinner: 1/2 Trader Joe’s veggie wrap (260)

Total consumed: 957

Total burned: 300

Net total: 657

(Also don’t get mad at me bc I threw my matcha cup away before I could take a pic, so the one included is from google 😂 I stg it looked just like that!)

I’ll probably do this every/every other day…it really worked in making me second guess what/when/ how much I ate. I’m now considering posting stats as another factor for accountability. 🤷‍♀️

[1ntr0v3rted]

Yoooo bro I’m back with my unwanted opinions LMAO

so me being me and being a wannabe critic or a wannabe explainer or whatever I looked up drama of some of my favorite people when I was little (still tbh)

I was the kid that was on the iPad 24/7 YouTube and Roblox Minecraft etc raised me than my own parents

I watched denisdaily and flamingo (flamingo later on in my life) I just didn’t watch anyone else but maybe Brent Rivera (ur stupid automatically bro idk what I saw in u)

Denis was rlly popular and stood out to me for his Roblox videos I subbed to him before he got all popular and #1 like maybe when he started his YouTubeish and I would watch him everyday I saw every single office he had even his bedroom with his roommate Sandra and Sandra’s boyfriend I rlly thought they were cool people I was really into sir meows a lot and having a character like that for a YouTube

My iPad was like child locked or smth like my dad would have to put his password in for me to download smth so his account was on there

Id beg and beg to like get Roblox and play it and become like Denis I truly looked up to him (I’m saying looked like I still don’t)

Apparently people r mad bc he took a mental health break and he had the pals situation plus the scam robux thing

But tbh the pals situation wasn’t Denis’ fault corl went haywire and so like he was gone and they all dispatched from each-other now u barley ever see Denis talking to sketch, Alex, or sub

Denis has a growing audience and rn children just know jokes like we have YouTube shorts we have TikTok and instagram which kids these days have like dude they know the jokes that are being said. There’s specific moderations u can put on ur kids device to make it only kid things and yes Denis might still pop up but he’s still pretty family friendly he’s just being himself like he is with his friends

I always wished like Denis and flamingo could meet and now they’re like literal lovers man (IK u see it bro don’t say otherwise they joke so much about being together) which also with apparently like homophobic allegations towards them both I think of it as just flirting with ur guys bro but my opinion doesn’t matter for what they have going on

Denis took a mental health break which is completely reasonable he couldn’t be with friends he just couldn’t go to YouTube anymore and have that motivation he’s on his own schedule bc he’s a person too

Now we’re onto flamingo who not everyone likes (u do he’s the #1 Roblox youtuber) and he had AlbertStuff which he said some pretty yk reasonably bad things and said some racist things and got attacked but he legit regrets who he was so he made flamingo and was family friendly with his still agressive type jokes but they’re not bad at all they’re funny and annoying and it’s great man

Also I wanna point out u guys r kinda acting like everyone who has a rep needs to be perfect like nah we all problematic (I am too bro dw)

Albert acts like AlbertStuff never happened that’s how much guilt and regret he has for that YouTube channel

And yes people like flamingo and Denis have changed to more and more PG-13 content but that’s also bc everyone else has become more PG-13 AKA THEIR OWN AUDIENCE

I grew up with them and it feels more funny and lively that they’re kinda growing up with me that’s what makes them rlly special to me (gonna cry/j)

It’s the same with the Barbie movie everyone was mad about it saying it was inappropriate for children (I don’t see it tbh) but it’s PG-13 just don’t bring ur kid?

What I’m saying is is that flamingos past is not who he is today and neither is Denis.

But the people who to this day r problematic and haven’t apologized and have ruined a community needa go

(I’m looking at you inquisitormaster lmao)

Thank you for reading my unpopular opinions !! (Don’t come for me or else I will show up as a frog and curse you)

[mrsdarkandyandere7]

Ok ngl I’ve been thinking of dark tangerine all day. He’d be possessive (probably not around lemon at least once reader is around a while)

I think he’d kidnap reader because he isn’t crazy patient when it comes to you two being together, he’d want to get married as well. He is very traditional and wants someone who will obey.

I dont think he’d be violent toward reader but if they make him mad he destroys something or kills someone then blames reader for “making him do that”.

He will pull your hair a little in private to correct you and he’s not above chaining you up as a consequence.

He keeps you close and if he’s sitting will always pull you into his lap.

Has cameras everywhere in the house that you may or may not know about.

After a job away from you he is feral in bed (I just know this man loves blowjobs)

Sorry if this is too much as you can see I’m going feral for him rn

You're spot on, I can see him doing all these things.

I do think he'd rely on Lemon sometimes to keep an eye on you but let's be honest, Lemon would be a softie for you and if you start tearing up, he'll just give you what you want and then the siblings would bicker forever 😂

I also don't see him being that violent with reader unless it's something really bad and he'd also hate swearing around her (unless he's legit mad) and avoids using curses around her and warns Lemon to do the same.

Tangerine would be so possessive over you and he'd lose temper so easily if you get too friendly with other people (especially men).

And it's defined now that Tangerine definitely has a housewife kink 😍