#I’m joking.

[joosthead]

i worked 9 hours today and my reward is joost saying the word sex

[sluttycinderella]

next amazing phil video: TAKING THE RAADS-R TEST!

[the-jellyfish-graves]

🍂 It’s autumn. You know what that means, right?

Exactly. Open up. Let me put this cinnamon soft caramel into your mouth. Close. Good. No, don’t chew, just suck on it. So obedient. Keep sucking it like that.

Now, let me go down on you so we can see who finishes first: you or . . . well, still you? 🍂

[solreefs]

“we’ve never had a gay Holmes movie” does “Tchaikovsky was not an isolated case” mean nothing to you people

[onthenightwatch]

If you guys kill anyone can I hide or help hide the body? -🎶

Ha, if it comes to it, maybe.

[hibiscera]

dc still hasn’t declared crowmoth canon even though it’s my birthday…… concerning ☹️

[nutongzhi]

my pronouns are she/his. if she fits in the sentence use she if his fits in the sentence use his. for example: she went to his car (all referring to me)

[liddocait]

let’s go back to 2012 and become a fairy tail blog again bayby

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[greelin]

maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[creepst-crypt]

*sob*

Og^^

[lilycoving]

Surprisingly, it’s relaxing to be able to properly relax. I can’t believe I didn’t figure this out sooner!

[notherpuppet]

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

[rhinestonesox]

When Senshi was young in the dungeon the majority of the adults he were with ostracized him. All except Gillin, who died to make sure Senshi had something to eat: unseasoned boiled meat that may or may not have been one of their comrades.

It really puts into perspective why he was so nurturing towards Chilchuck. When Chil reveals he’s 28 to the party, Senshi responds by telling him that he thought he was older. Senshi was in his 30s when he and his comrades got trapped in the dungeon, so it’s safe to assume that he thought Chil was at a similar age.

He met a young boy who was, from his perspective, forced to do dangerous work in the dungeon just like he was, and so, Senshi made an effort to look after Chilchuck in the same way Gillin looked after him.

Mind you, when Senshi was young in the dungeon he had to starve for weeks, eat the horse he loved, and finish it off spending the next i don’t know how many years wondering if he committed cannibalism.

Senshi understands first hand the value of nutrition and proper eating, so when he’s with the party he makes an effort to make sure they’re all eating a full and balanced diet. Not only that, but Senshi INVOLVES them in the process of getting food to eat, always preparing it in front of them and narrating every ingredient in the process so that there’s no doubt about what they’re eating.

[backwardscaplando]

the streets say that the only place checo finishes first is in the bedroom