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everything dropping on october 4 is so HDJKGGK please i’m most likely gonna work overtime that day it’s grand opening please no

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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

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This popped up on my TikTok & figured one miss @killerlookz would really appreciate this ☺️🖤

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this man is a model

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love your prompt answers ❤️ so cute

wahhhh thank you so much anon :333 i try 2 make them cute as possible this is incredibly reassuring 😼😼🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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guys where are all of you joosties out there 😔😔

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wait but kinktober … 😢😢 i want to do

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1, 3, 24, 27 for the ask game :)

₊˚⊹⋆ prompt: 1. who is the most affectionate? || 3. most common argument? || 27. who would sing their child back to sleep?

₊˚⊹⋆ reader: 1: gn!reader || 3&27 are normal au coded, 27 is p explicitly afab!reader

₊˚⊹⋆ cws: 1&3: none || 27: ofc mentions the normal au future babies and implies pregnancy, childbirth, etc. domestic+family au is my middle name so it’s quite domestic and ofc centers around the kids so forgive me or steer away if you’re not into that lol

₊˚⊹⋆ junote: thank you sm for requesting!! i will be answering 24 in a different post cuz i don’t feel comfortable putting it in this one since it’s more suggestive! dw tho bc it … it was highly requested lol just look out for it 👀 @fullkittenwasteland thank you for the idea to have joost sing the og friesenjung to bb klein in prompt 27 😆😆 so cute 🥹🥹

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1. Who is the most affectionate?

lol is this even a question?!? /lh it is soooo joost !! he’s like a clingy cat tbh when it comes to affection, always needs to touch and kiss and hug and cuddle, and he's not shy about it. if you're in public he’ll pull you in for a kiss—at least a kiss on the cheek pls!!! at least a forehead kiss or a temple kiss, he wants and needs it and he will demand it (jk). whenever you're out together, he needs to be touching you a little. even if it’s a finger through your belt loop, something as close as locking elbows, perhaps even a hand on your ass that you'll probably swat away and then let him rest his palm on after a few minutes.

in private, he’s a huge cuddler—so exhausted traveling home from a festival, he just collapses onto you, lying on your stomach or chest as you watch tv or do your work in bed. it’s a place of comfort for sure. sometimes you lie together on the couch, heads on opposite armrests and just lazing, and he just has to have his calf on your thigh, or something. he derives energy from you frankly.

backstage and partying, he loves having you sit on his lap, big warm hands resting on the insides of your thighs. he’s not trying anything, he swears. just likes that he’s touching you and it’s warm :3 you squirm a lot like this, when he wraps his arms around your waist and hugs you tight like you're a teddy bear and not a human surrounded by people who know you and see you, but you secretly love it. whenever you're apart and talking to your own friends, he’ll come over and slide behind you, hands on your hips, and the way you freeze in place is cute, makes him smirk to himself—he’s a little shit about his need for affection.

verbally and publicly he's also not shy about anything—once you give him the go-ahead to talk about you, he brings your relationship up often to friends and when giving small interviews. gets very excited to talk about you within reason—“my partner is my life, honestly. i would say they’re my biggest inspiration at the moment.”

3. most common argument

(normal au)

the most common argument between you two is the level of seriousness you both have for things.

sometimes he makes everything a joke, even after you tell him to take things seriously, and it pisses you off; sometimes you take things way too seriously and he’s rightfully annoyed about how you fuss about situations.

at least w normal au i think you bicker quite often about close to everything—none of it is too serious, but it does raise both your blood pressures at times. it wouldn’t if you guys didn't care so much. thankfully, both of you do.

neither of you are huge believers in the whole “don’t go to bed angry” sort of rhetoric…why stifle what you feel? is there really a time limit on being angry? but you both not believing in this has done more good for your relationship than not.

these nights—getting snippy with each other right before bed, endless rolling eyes and exasperated sighs. after a long day at the studio, after a long day at work or school, it makes complete sense being short with each other.

usually he just needs a moment or two or five by himself. a cigarette outside while you inadvertently doze off, peeved by everything he was saying. when he comes back in and you’re sleeping, the lamplight is still on; he brushes your hair out of your face and sighs.

you’ve both such big personalities and hearts—you were the last thing he thought would become such a large part of his life, but you’re worth the trouble and more. turning out the light, joost pulls the blanket over you more.

every time this happens, he debates with himself. maybe you did go to sleep angry; if you woke up in the middle of the night, maybe you wouldn’t him around like that, he wouldn’t want someone he’s angry with to just climb into bed like there’s nothing wrong.

joost takes himself downstairs and settles on the couch, turns on the tv so there’s noise for him to listen to. your soft breathing beside him, the toss and turn of your body, the quiet snorts and snores you swear you never let out—you’re not there and he lies awake because of it. he wants to kick himself for not bringing a blanket; wants to kick himself for not apologizing sooner to you.

not even an hour later, he’s woken up from his light and restless sleep by a weight on top of him, a blanket draped over the weight. it’s you, and he finally feels like he can sleep again. “i'm really sorry,” you whisper, bringing the corner of the blanket up high, almost over your head so it can reach all of him too. “i was stressed and i shouldn’t have taken it out on you. i’m sorry,” you sigh, nuzzling into his chest as he wraps his arms around you.

“don’t worry, lieverd,” he whispers, kissing the top of your head. “this is apology enough.”

27. who would sing their child back to sleep?

JOOOOOOOOSTTTT. ok i love normal au of course this is gonna be normal au also i think this is the only timeline i can write him in where there’s actually marriage and kids.

it starts with the first kid—a little boy with blonde hair and eyes the color of yours, born soon after your first wedding and postponing your actual ceremony. worth all the trouble (duh) 🩷

the first song joost ever sung to him—the original version of friesenjung, soft and slowly hours after your son is born. you’re lying in the hospital bed, sleep deprived and so tired, but the joost’s humming, his quiet but sure voice as he sings the first few verses of otto’s friesenjung, then throws in a few of his own verses (trying desperately hard not to curse and failing).

the first baby is an accident YES! and the second one is … ALSO AN ACCIDENT! however he definitely steps up to the plate and reads up on parenting now that the little beans r here and he reads that music and singing are huge supporters of early language development so DUH he’s obviously going to sing his own songs to his baby except sfw and simpler lyrics.

that all comes to a halt once your first baby’s first word is joost tho… can’t get around the fact that joost klein is joost’s favorite lyric …

your second child is a girl—hair still blonde, eyes blue once a few months pass, joost’s twin. after the “joost” being your son’s first word, “klein” being the second word, and “FUUCKKK!!!” being his third word fiascos, he’s resigned to humming. again, you’re woken out of your almost sleep in the hospital bed, almost a year after your son is born to… joost humming axel f..?.??? ok but you should’ve expected that and you really don’t mind.

you open your eyes a little to joost holding your little one year old boy, showing him his sister, dancing around a teeny bit to the melody of crazy frog songs with him as your daughter sleeps all swaddled in the bassinet.

once you have your third kid, he’s all but exhausted his ideas on the first two—this one is another daughter, looks like you, hair like yours but eyes like his. your first two children are musically inclined (inkleined badum tss) and beg for new songs every night before bed, and while it definitely keeps joost’s creative juices flowing … ITS HARD TO ENTERTAIN A 6 AND 5 YEAR OLD EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!!

he’s cradling her in his arms as your older two are squeezed into your bed on either side—she’s fussy (“like you,” he says, and you roll your eyes with a snort), and none of the tunes he’s humming are working on her.

“i think… i think i am running out of songs, schat,” he says, and you laugh once your two bigger kids ears perk up at the mention of a new tune for them to listen to.

what good reasons to run out of ideas 🩷

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you can take normal au out of my cold dead hands…. no one’s here trying to take it but i just wanted to let u know…

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a tear just slid down my cheek…

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actually joost being the youngest son and me (as the writer) being the oldest daughter makes complete sense for the dynamic of normal au

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joost being a scorpio and a youngest sibling actually encapsulates his whole personality

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this vid is so important to me he looks and SOUNDS so fawking good

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can i do more than one? 👀

13 & 29 & 30

₊˚⊹⋆ prompt: 13. who reaches for the other’s hand first? || 29. one headcanon about this otp that breaks your heart || 30. one headcanon about this otp that mends it

₊˚⊹⋆ reader: gn!reader, 29&30 revolve around normal au

₊˚⊹⋆ cws: none

₊˚⊹⋆ junote: thank you sm for requesting!! 29&30 seem to be very popular hc requests lolol 😆😆

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13 who reaches for the others hand first?

you do :3 i mean obviously it depends but it’s mostly you.

in the beginning it was mostly him—he’s a level 100 clinger grabbing your hand out of the blue and kissing your knuckles but i think he likes when you chase too. he’s the most expressive guy… ever lol jk so seeing you be that level is so 😆😆

he likes when he walks ahead of you a little when you’re out on the town; you get distracted by a storefront or something or other and his long legs carry him ahead of you so you have to catch up.

from behind, you grab his hand and he looks back and smiles at you, pulling you in closer so you’re side by side, his earphone wires tangling and up in your business, your hands together behind your back as he kisses your temple.

“ohhhhh, my baby, you missed me soooo much, hm?” all sickly sweet and a tiny bit patronizing, fully joking but also meaning it a little because the annoyed look on your face makes it for him.

“suuuurree,” you say, sarcasm dripping off your words, but when you untangle your arms, kissing his tattooed knuckles as you talk about what distracted you—joost knows you mean it.

29 headcanon that breaks your heart

(normal au)

it takes a really long time for you two to get together. really really long time. the vast majority of the time spent was full of doubt and insecurities. he questioned—is this really what you want? you questioned yourself—is this really what he wants?

the utter mismatch of your lives were not lost on you. it took a few years to get your shit together and finally admit it to yourselves that regardless of your doubts, you wanted each other.

your schedules were chaotic as it is and you didn’t want to let each other down; neither of you would back down, always butting heads about making sure the other wouldn’t have to compromise their life just to be with the other.

even after you got together, there was still a lot of guilt on your end about how long it took; he was always the one who wanted to push the boundary, finally make it so he was yours, but you objected out of fear.

tbh it was the opposite of commitment issues—you two were so committed to each other and didn’t want to let go, it was just the whole label part.

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this is meta about normal au, jtsfaoi, and tt, but this is why there’s so much guilt on reader’s end about not showing up for him!! they feel like they wasted 2 years (oops is that a spoiler) out of the sake of being scared and for a long time feel like they need to make up for that for him :’’’) there will be lots of this talk in the future prequel parts of normal au so more heartbreak lols

30 headcanon that mends it

in my head normal au reader and joosti tosti get married and have 3 babies LOLZ soooo… i wanna share more but idk how much i can spoil ab my plans for the future ?!? i can prob write a little bullet point post about it if anyone wants it 👀

the wedding is soooo small and spontaneous—like you woke up that morning not even planning to do anything that day, next thing you know you’re at town hall at noon with as many of your friends that can make it to witness for you. you have a second bigger ceremony so you can have all the pictures and little wedding customs, but that first wedding still ended up being your favorite. can also write drabble about this lolol but can’t promise i’ll share much 🤫🤫