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I saw a post which said ‘my future baby is living my life with me’ (because we are born with all our eggs) and it made me cry lol

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hiii joostcid anon again

don't rush yourself, cause ✨️art can't be rushed✨️

saw this pic of joostie (down below) and start thinking again about size difference with nathan...

i love how joostie is more like sleeper build and nathan is all lean muscles

i mean... you can learn all of body's anatomy just looking at him ��👀👀

but these two are so cute looking together cause one of them so big and seems soft and another...no like small...but more delicate but strong at the same time...

and then reader's gonna be in that perfect sandwich (oops who said it)

oh to feel them both at the same time oh to slowly destroy one of them till moaning mess while other keep his eyes on both of u....🙂‍↕️

fuck i don't know what i'm talking about, absolutely feral things on my mind

anyway sooooo have a good day and keep doing what u r doing i will waiting for ur future bangers 💘💘💘

https://x.com/joostisnotklein/status/1880351075448025606?t=U09KK2IGua6VlVma04Mnpw&s=19

hi joostcid anon!! thank you so much for being so understanding :''') i love your thoughts and im glad someone else is as feral about them as i am LOL

nsfw rpf ahead, minors dni, anti-rpf dni, 18+ only

im so serious get out if you are a minor or not a joostcid enjoyer (or are joostcid themselves,,,)

but YES GOD i love the size difference so much...... real footage of joosti and nathan ahead LOL and nathan and reader

seriously its so crazy to me how much nathan is a total nudist but also how BUILT he is even if he has such a twinky build... im obsessed im truly truly obsessed

i think you put it perfectly that joosti looks so big and gentle and soft but nathan is the smaller but stronger one... more angular... and i've always seen nathan as a little crazier than joosti so that dynamic is so fun to me

HNNNGNGGG eiffel towering nathan . oh thats crazy and i will be dreaming about this . n****n and reader double blowing j**** ... oh my god im faint genuinely

im so feral about them TOOOO MORE THOUGHTS MORE THOUGHTS

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Ok now some non-family thoughts. I love normal au in any era or timeline. Not just the family stuff. I would love to know more of their backstory. I wanna see the 1.5 breakups, how they were during lockdown, how they were when Fryslân got released, how they were when he got the call that he was going to represent The Netherlands.

I'm very intrigued about Reader's role in the whole "eurovisie saga" (not surrounding the DQ itself obviously, but the happier parts. Before it all crashed and burned 🥲)

I wanna see Reader at the J005t Klein 4D Experience meeting Enzo and Myron for the first time and planning future double dates. I wanna see Reader backstage at Lowlands 2023 with matching mime makeup. I wanna see Reader in the hot air balloon with the rest of the gang; asking Joosti to kiss her before he takes a bite out of that onion and laughing at Appie fake proposing to Alanis for tiktok.

I love how you gave her friends too!!! Ruby and Marina seem so cool. So Ruby is involved with Tantu. Is Marina romantically linked with anyone or is she just living her best life as Alanis' friend? After seeing her having a drinking contest with Stuntje, I kinda ship it....lol.

I imagine Ruby is hanging out with Tantu and his friends one night and in walks in this goofy blonde man wearing clothes so baggy they look like they are falling off of him and a light bulb goes off in her head.💡 "Hey! Wanna meet my friend who needs to have fun for once in her life?"

Ruby and Tantu setting up their workaholic friends with each other and forming the most mismatched power couple in the friend group that some how produces a lasting marriage and 3 kids. Their impact lol. Well more like purse and baco's impact but the intent was there.

We have so many great writers and artists in the fandom and I love it so much. There's different flavors and vibes for everyone. So many creative and kind people. So chill compared to other platforms. Thank you again for taking the time to read and reply to these. It makes me so happy. More to come I promise. Overstim is going to be fire I know it. - family anon :)

omg i almost passed out i thought i lost this ask

but HEWWOOO FAMILY ANON

ive finally made time to write the response to this!!! i hope you enjoy !! its quite long ahdfskjf

suggestive rpf ahead, minors dni, anti-rpf dni, 18+ only

1.5 breakups will have their time in the sun hehe ;) i wish i could elaborate but huge spoilers LOL. you don't have to at all and please don't feel pressured to -- but i am always down to give spoilers in dms LOL !!

to be honest i have it so that the pandemmy doesnt happen because i tried writing with it and it was soo hard adksjakjds the bulk of their big relationship events and conflict happen during 2020-2021 so i just took it out LOL.

if the pandemmy did happen: there would definitely be a normal au baby or two MUCHHHH earlier LOL. yes it would be an accident. yes it would encourage them to get together much faster than they did. their lives would still be amazing <3 i always think its so interesting to think about stuff like that happening LOL

how they were when fryslan got released:

fryslan was huge for them cuz it was the first album he released with them officially together!! reader definitely gets lit at the release party (also they have crazy good sex that night). she was there through the entirety of the creation of fryslan so like... knowing how much it took to make it, start to finish was very :''') huge for them. j005t klein 7 was already in the midst of the process and one of the breakups happens during albino sports vol 1 creation. so fryslan being their first "wow everything is okay and we will together forever" is emotional for them hehe

eurovisie saga: i usually skirt around this event completely though it does canonically happen in universe. i probably will never write about the sad parts for obvious reasons

i think normal au reader was very involved in the planning for esc :) down to outfits and the rollout and the marketing for it ... definitely lots of sleepless nights in the klein household in the lead-up to. calling out of work cuz they pulled an all-nighter helping with the visuals. when they got the call it was a ton of tears for SURE like they cried for hours about it cuz they were just so proud of him after everything he's gone through... it is a huge "you made it" moment. they were already impressed with how far he'd gotten when they met in 2019 -- never thought something as big as this could happen, but knew that he could make it once he put his mind to it :''')

4d experience

FUTURE DOUBLE DATESSS WAHHHH i think for every friend that reader meets they become friends as well even if they're not super aligned with work and such LOL ... i think it's surprising for enzo that joosti would get with someone so different from him but he soon sees they fit together like pieces of a wonderfully weird puzzle <3 double dates are definitely in line!! especially when they all have kids and can save on the babysittter LOL reader 10000000% gets a little bit of a big head about being his gf and being backstage with him.... definitely lots of quickies lots of hands over mouths lots of disheveled clothing and having to run to the stage before he's late. heheheh

lowlands 2023

HNNNNNNNG they do mime makeup on each other and then fuck about it so they have to wipe it off and let the makeup artists do it LOL. smudged gray black white paint and breathy kissing ,,, fucks them in the skirt and everything... so into it. when they wash it off and get it baxk on again they take a million photos LOL he invites them on stage with the rest of the crew since they're all dressed up for it perfectly but once they see how GINORMOUS the crowd is they refuse and its good cuz once they see how huge this is they cry about it happily

hot air balloon

reader is like the biggest scaredy cat and had to be dragged onto the hot air balloon. im talking eyes screwed shut clinging onto joosti and the friends gigglign about it and promising they'll be fine ... joosti is like guys stop they're really scared :// so they stop and he talks to them. is fully ready to insist that the hot air balloon comes down but reader relaxes and they get to film their content for it <3. once they start making all their little tiktoks reader laughs a little bit and then asks for a kiss before joosti eats the onion hehe and they're fine for the rest of the time :)) my babies

im so glad ruby and marina are liked hehe -- i normally hate inserting ocs when writing rpf (and especially elaborating on them more than a name LOL) ruby and tantu are dating! and marina is the resident lesbian (idk if you know her but ive always envisioned marina like... looking like the director emma seligman LOL not to give my own faceclaims and affect your image of them but yeahhh. she definitely is living her best life as alanis' bestie !!

ruby and tantu

YESSSS i fully believe that once tantu and ruby get involved and she meets joosti she knows... she knows this guy will be fun for dear reader. whatever that means for reader since they never really have fun anyways. i think ruby fully decides on setting up reader and joosti after seeing tantu and joosti work on music together. his work ethic is on par with reader's and they're the same brand of detail oriented but the difference is joosti knows how to have fun and i think ruby really wants her girl to have some fun and live a little :'''). she is a little worried that reader will immediately shut it down cuz joosti is so. joosti. yknow. but shes so pleased when she sees they've argued and reader's given some fun to occupy them LOL. it's sort of a mental stimulation principle (mental stimulation that isnt work or school hehe) they are so mismatched and so unexpected but so goooood for each other. ruby is so happy about this until she's left babysitting 3 rowdy kids LOL at least it's always with tantu

i will give you some songs on the normal au playlist that might give some hintie hints about how the relationship is gonna play out: "spring into summer" by lizzy mcalpine (this is the defacto title of the au in my head. itll continue to be called normal au but this is sorta the perfect perfect encapsulation of the au.), "ankles" by lucy dacus, "maroon" taylor swift, "im not in love" by 10cc, "archie, marry me" by alvvays, "pristine" by snail mail, "everyday almost" by madi diaz, "could cry just thinkin about you (full version)" by troye sivan. hehe. i listen to music 90% based on lyrics and 10% based on sound LOL. so maybe this will help!

im so happy joostblr is this way !! ive never felt so safe in a fandom especially to post and talk and make friends... my last fandoms were pretty hostile so this is so so lovely even if the other platforms are sort of messes. i hope joosti come back soon so everyone comes back !! i miss everyone being here sooo much ajsdasj. im so happy joosti has connected me to wonderful readers and people like you who take their time to truly read and see my work -- i'm so grateful!!! so so so grateful :)) it makes me so happy being able to reply !! ily family anon and im so excited to see you again!!!

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Sorry if you’ve been asked this before but how did you find out about Joost? I’m asking since you’re american and i was curious lol :)

i found him through esc technically hehe : )) around the time of it i kept getting sooo many joost edits on my tiktok but it was an edit of him in de kluis and then i saw the clip he posted of his verse on 101barz and i was SOLD!!!!

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Do you plan to do anything outside of your storyline? Just curious 😁

i do plan on it!! virgin fic will have its own au <3 and i have something else up my sleeve but i wanna finish virgin fic before i promise anything LOL

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would you ever write normal au on vacation? like chillin on the beach, fancy hotel, good weather, relaxin'... (i miss summer)

YES I WOULD!! this is my favorite setting and scenario to write in i just think its sooo fun... it will def happen one day

spring is my favorite season :)) but i do love a good summer as long as im inside LOL

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ooohh bestie do you think reader & joost would ever do reader receiving anal??? i think agora hills showed us that they’re very tit for tat, if joost wants something done to him, he will also do it to reader. soooo……..more butt stuff lol? 👀

HI BESTIE

i personally have headcanoned that they tried it and reader didn't like it but when they tried it on joosti he LOOOOVEEEDDD it LOL

i do think they revisit it and reader ends up loving it cuz he gets all subby feeling how tight and warm it is ... but also knowing he can make them cum even without being iNSIDEEE in a real way is crazy and they love it so yeah they revisit it <3

definitely a cute plug here or there... definitely a finger every once in a while when theyre fucking ... not too crazy. but joosti is definitely the one receiving for the most part

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hear me out.. a fic where joost and reader go skinny-dipping together 🌚 and yk how it ends🤗

i am so planning this friend ... especially with the anon who wanted italy trip... yall are gonna see me i promise

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I love how you write him so authentically SILLY!!! I’m just…wow that was such a great fic!!! HIS AND READERS DYNAMIC AND THEIR JOKES JUST FEEL SO PERFECT WAHHHHH☹️💕

Treating the mic like the audience is so real and it reminds me so much of 2019-2021 joost hehe (poor poor Tantu though)

And also i know people have already said this but the breeding kink at the end was so hot i could have died just reading it😖 my gosh hes lost it.

I’m seeing Joost in like less than two months and i dont think im gonna be able to look him in the eye after reading this one lmao😭

thank you SO SO MUCH!!! he is the silliest and i truly love writing him and normal au reader <3 their snarkiness and bickering make all of it so fun hehe and im glad it comes across!!

tantus used to it atp LOLOL

im glad we all agree on the breeding kink!!! i am a huge enthusiast so finally having the chance to put it in one of my fics was soooo exciting for me!!! he did lose it completely and im glad he did teehee

SO EXCITING FOR YOU!!! im seeing him in 4 months and i have ZERO absolutely zero ideo how im gonna see him knowing i WROTE all of this.... 56k words about him turning reader out like oh wow

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Well damnnn is all I can say. That fic has me in a chokehold. It’s been in my head all day. All I can say is please never stop writing. You are hella talented and pls don’t die bc without u Joost fics idk how I’d survive.

Much love x

LOLOL WHAT IS WITH THE PLEASE DON'T DIE I WONT ASAKSDAK

THANK YOU ANONNNNN <3333 i will never stop writing it's been 11 years and i've no sign of stopping... you are so sweet!!! much love back to you <333

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skin? insane. crazy. heavenly divine. that fic is personally dangerous to me. perfect balance of filthy passion and dirty but such raw and pure love.

I DIED it was worth it 10/10

THANK YOU SCAREDFORBOOMBOOM <3333333

normal au will always have the craziiieessttt most passionate love ever between the two :''')

i hope my next fic will resurrect you teehee

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girl your fics are amazing pls don’t ever die ily🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

i will not die ! thank you so much hehe

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okay wait…which moans do you think ended up actually making it into a song [if any]? i wonder if maybe readers moaning was subtly placed in the background to where you could only hear it with headphones type situation? or was it just one of readers “joost”’s that made it? i know the in-universe-fandom of normal au went crazyyyyy after hearing moaning in a new joost klein song!!!

WOOF

i'd like to think one of reader's "joosts" made it in the song ... probably from the last orgasm teehee and it was loud and clear in the beginning of the song like a true producer tag ... his "mustard on the beat hoe" his "if young metro don't trust you" if you will ... teehee

definitely makes an entire song using the moans as a beat "p power" style and it gets him so hard he wants to do it again

i WOULD also like to think that the moaning is very subtle and quiet in the background and people go crazy and make "wait can you guys hear that...." tiktoks about it LOL

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hii i just read "skin" its so so good :') it had me sobbinggg 🫠🫠 your works are the best <3

THANK YOUUU <3333

you and reader both sobbing teehee

im glad you enjoyed!!! thank youu!!

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Who’s that girl in the vid you reposted with Joost where they’re like slapping hands. Have I missed something 😭 is bro in a relationship or something now.

idk anything about her but im p sure they aren't in a relationship LOL

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i need to have a cute boy laying on my titties and lazily sucking my nipples while i pet his head and kiss his forehead and tell him what a cute and good boy he is