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i learned that local Indonesian mythology says that Orangutans actually have the ability to speak human languages, but choose not to, fearing they would be forced to get jobs and work if were they ever caught (x)

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"B- bu- but he killed people"

And he looked hot doing it. Your point?

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I'm still in shock 🥹

Start of the season without my golden duo.

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Cats distribution system strikes again

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I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

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reblog if you dont have a bra on

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in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

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A hard year.

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

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i cant stress enough how much i would die for floor guardians of the galaxy

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Like seriously. I'm sobbing my eyes out... TF. Was ready for a comedy

This movie was…a lot.

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He should be leaning on Kylian 😤

This is madness

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My dream was always to make football shorts shorter

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😭😭😭😭

The kisses on each other’s shoulders omg🥰

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Why did they leave Kylian behind. We'd be getting so much neybappe content in this tour 😭

Neymar cooking 🍳

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I love these two so much. 2023/2024 let's goooo

✨✨ NEYBAPPE IS BACK ✨✨

They will go for everything 💪🏻