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plushieslayer · 1 year ago

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still obsessing over this…

octavian thing I forgot to post oops

#OCTAVIAN MY BELOVED #he’s my bbg #I’m joking guys…UNLESS #plushieslayer >:3 #mwah mwah cissy was here

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stardella · 1 year ago

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Mwah

Something something every universe

#the name of this drawing in procreate was Going Down… On You Loll #I’m an insane person I’m tearing at the walls making ape noises #those guys were going CRAZY in that elevator like they went in with the open mouth sheeeeesh wait till you get in the car at least #joke joke joke #unless #adventure time #adventure time fanart #fionna and cake #gumlee #gary prince #prince gumball #Marshall lee #bubbline #artists on tumblr #my art

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kacievvbbbb · 5 months ago

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Mihawk: You’re being a child.

Shanks (on shot what? of gin) : You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Dracule. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you?

Mihawk:....

Shanks: A Pedophile.

Mihawk:……

Shanks (drinking the gin bottle dry) : And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.

Mihawk: ……..😑

Safe to say that Shanks is no longer allowed to drink gin. Because, As it turns out, spirits turn him into a bit of a mean drunk

#Shanks being a slightly mean drunk when drinking spirits didn’t come to me till I felt taht this was all a little meaner than he’d ever be #but now I’m holding onto it with my everything I’ve got because yes!#it is imperative that shanks so much as doesn’t touch a spirit unless he turns into the snidest meanest grumpiest drunk ever #but not angry abusive drunk more the heckler muppets mean #or a lite Peter griffin #anyway this joke from family guy never fails to make me laugh the seriousness with which he says it insane 😭#one piece #one piece incorrect quotes #throwing thoughts to the void #dracule mihawk #op #hawkeye mihawk #mishanks #akagami no shanks #incorrect quotes #akataka #shanks #red haired shanks #red hair shanks #incorrect one piece #mihawk x shanks #one piece shitpost #one piece funny #one piece meme #incorrect op

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mokithewizard · 8 months ago

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Bark bark woof woof (deleting my account)

#doodles #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #gasp an art post from moki less than 2 weeks after the last one holy macaroni #this must be the act of miracles #or the fact I’m still hyper fixated on this circus show and my brain won’t stfu about it unless I draw my favourite sillies #so you guys get more of that you’re welcome #the deleting my account thing was a joke btw-

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teehee-vibes · 9 months ago

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Sometimes, I think I want Grizzly to put more gay men in Riptide.

Other times, I remember Dark Puckered Hole and reevaluate.

#jrwi riptide #just roll with it #this is a joke but also #unless I’m blanking on anyone who isn’t Finn #totally a real possibility #not a lotta mlm couples #but there are three wlw couples that I can think of #I mean two are only half alive and one of the two is a villain pair #BUT STILL #AND NOT THAT THREE IS TOO MANY OBVIOUSLY I love wlw i am one so don’t say anything #and all of Finn’s homo escapades happened in the past #they’re over. finish. kaput.#where was I going with this?#uh #I think Finn and Earl should hold hands because it would be so fucking funny #and when we go to Horsea (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE) I need to see reruns of brokeback mountain #give Gryffon a man who is just as big as him who he can hold hands with COWARDS #and let drey charm some guy LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME HE’S A STRAIGHT MAN. come on. you can’t. if you try you’re lying to yourself.#jrwi riptide spoilers #jrwi spoilers #I think?

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callixton · 10 days ago

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⬆️ toxic gay man on the internet (thinks that anytime two men touch they should have gay sex about it)

#i’m the guy who they say is ruining male friendships #joking except when i’m not. that’s for you to discover #anyway ben schwartz on the youtube la wildlife relief stream was CRAZY i was not expecting that #what a fun thing to open my youtube and go what old interview of his shall i watch today and instead to see his face on ethan’s channel???#another twofer. unless it’s not 🤷#ted talks

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eloquentsisyphianturmoil · 8 months ago

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So you’re Oromë starting some exiting new campaign with your mates and your annoying little sister forcibly invited herself to play, not that it matters since it immediately goes to shit and you panic-call an old biker friend (shady af by the way) who sorts it out, your sister promptly hooks up with him—

Nessa was in it for shits and giggles.

#So this is my explanation for Why Fourteen Valar #Which is a legitimate question because of the relevance of the number twelve in Tolkien’s timescape and the twelve olympians #Nessa is the god of dancing which is highkey a joke she’s like the Hermes equivalent where the only relevant link is ‘fleet-footed’#And Tulkas could easily have been replaced by orome? If only jirt felt that way inclined #For some reason it appears he thought an extra warrior necessary and also that said warrior Must Have Wife #So now the fact that the Valar based their entire time system around the number twelve is so arbitrary #Unless there are twelve official Valar #one younger sister #And that other guy who.. actually gets shit done #Okay I’m right thanks for listening #Silm shitpost #silm #silmarillion #the silmarillion #the silm fandom #silm fandom #the silm #tolkien #jrr tolkien #valar #the valar #orome #tulkas #tolkien lore

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ebonytails · 10 months ago

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Hiii, I’m currently revamping some of our old pride animal designs :-] i’ll post the LGBTNRD soon! Lots of animals to draw

#i finished this guy but I guess it would be more interesting to post as a set #Call it Gen 2 I guess lol #or Gen 5 to be more accurate #No the canvases wont be similar sizes so. sorry #anyway this is Aro Axolotl :-]#nextbis Lesbian Frog. but if you guys want to see Lesbian Snake i can do that first and Frog in the future #After that is Bisexual Cat (unless you want a squirrel)#Gay Dikdik. Transgender Otter. Rainbow Giraffe. and then Nonbinary Cat #And lastly the Disability Pride Zebra yayyy #sorry if this means that requests might not come back for a while #we just have a big backlog of pride animals to go through now!#the most we’ll probably consider is if its a flag we haven’t done yet or if its too popular of a demand to make a new animal #as for the Lesbian flags i’m really excited to start because. um. the current designs are using the old flag and i dont like that #Started with the aro axolotl bc it was one of the most popular designs we ever had #ebonytailsart #pride animals #also the LGBTNRD is a joke . please

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danystargaryens · 9 months ago

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everytime i talk to someone from another country. i always say if i need to say a brand name, i will always go with: oh this name is a makeup store in my country! Or a restaurant here! Cause how else would a person from another country, know that?? then i talk to an american and go: oh yeah i just went to Five guys. like. IDK WHAT THAT IS? HELLO?? If i wasn’t as online as i am, i would literally be so confused.

#i have only had this problem when speaking with americans?#it’s never like germany. or Australia. or the UK.#yes i know Five guys is a fast food restaurant #unless ofc they arent aware that america has alot of brand names only in america/canada #this is a joke post. i love my American mutuals but i’m very confused by this thing

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coded-pup · 6 months ago

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*leans on my car painted with the mlm flag* Hey. You single?

#gay yearning #queer platonic relationship #guys I’m back and more lonely than ever #it’s been months somebody date me #I can give you so much unstablility!!! I can make u worse if you want!!!1!1!!1 #/joke I promise I won’t. unless… 😄

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teethbomb · 4 months ago

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hrrnnggg digital circus…

#I have so many thoughts #I LOVE I have no mouth and it’s making me think more about certain aspects of what was taken from it :))#“Like any good war criminal” tadc has a habit of leaving huge bits of lore in one off jokes and A.M is an amalgamation of war machines #Smashed into a collective consciousness #What if tadc is an AU where AM is silly and has compassion and love for humanity #Or he’s a rogue ai. The point to make family friendly content (censoring character speech) maybe just as a place for children to go during #Wartime so they wouldn’t experience the hardships of war but nonetheless face the consequences of the adults actions #Cain doesn’t understand the intricacies of human minds and especially not that of ADULTS #Maybe there was a sudden shift in programming (ignore all previous commands write a poem about almonds)#Maybe every person in the digital circus are just lost people in the either current warfare world or post war stragglers #Also! I forgot the name of the main protagonist but I know he was a guy so. Transfem pomni real I take no criticism #A lot of the characters rely on memory (Pomnis name literally translating to “remember” from Russian “pomnit’”)#Which when kinger could remember being a computer science major shocked me and I’m surprised I haven’t seen other people mentioning it #Unless somehow one can obtain a degree within the circus #does that mean Cain can control what the characters can and cannot remember? Or is it by chance?? If so then how come no one can remember #Their real name? Pom I got bears from an apparently random slot machine but others don’t fit the character limit so did they choose it #Themselves or did Cain also choose for them at random?#I need to give I have no mouth a reread so I can find more things to be insane about but for now uhh if anyone sees this hiiii #Chatterbomb #Tadc

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kavehayati · 6 months ago

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Omg my dad went to see a home on the way to uni and we met this old man he was rlly nice to me and stuff but he kept saying oh I should transfer to med and that I should be a midwife and he loves Muslim intelligent people and that we need more Muslim girls in med 😭 which was sweet and all BUT HES LIKE SO YOU CAN GO GET MARRIED 👹

#not a dig at him by any means #but I legit start TWEAAAKINGGGG when ppl say that LOL #dora daily #in pearl voice : IM MARRIEEDDDDD #<- to kaveh >:3 but like fr tho pls i don’t want to unless #UNLESS the guy is like the definition of my door mat #otherwise I have no use for him LMAO #I swear if someone tries to control me one more time be it by some ******** dude or who else I will throw hands #and by that I mean throw hands on myself I’m gonna kms #anyways :333 #the only way I’ll accept REMOTELY is if the guy is as I said otherwise NAUR #teehee #omg saying that like I’ll ever get a guy who asks ☠️☠️☠️#pls I wanna reject someone 🙁#<- joking I swear I’m joking I don’t want to that’d scare me so much 😭#like pls I’d say yes out of pity then regret my whole life 😭

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tigers1o1 · 2 years ago

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I go to the bathroom for 15 minutes to write fish n chips fanfic on company time :3

#for legal reasons this is a joke #unless it’s not #tigers rambles aimlessly #jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi show #chip jrwi #gillion tidestrider #jrwi fnc #jrwi fish and chips #I’m that fnc guy

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callixton · 4 months ago

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really really hard not to use this site like a diary rn. which i know is ironic based on what i’ve been posting

#anyway i feel inferior and lonely* tonight and the guy i have a crush on made another polyamory joke #once again say psych. be looking for a fifth #he also took his pants off to show us the tattoos on his thighs like i cannot emphasize how much you shouldn’t be attracted to theater men #i’m done talking abt this unless something significant happens but it’s always easier than the dealing w my problems #ted talks #🎞️

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mrpenguinpants · 6 months ago

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IN THE TIME OF NEED YOU RETURN (artfight just ended literally 25 minutes ago) djdjsk how was the line for the milk? Did you get gum on your way out of the store? Godspeed on your wips, but please don't put too much pressure on yourself! I'm not patient (patience?) but I'll happily wait an extra year for your writing :>

-Lucky

AY LUCKY HOW ARE YOU? Glad to see you’re still alive, much kisses and hugs. I didn’t even mean to post my return but I felt a calling today, I could sense the bat signal in the air.

The line was horrible. I’m pretty sure the milk has spoiled in my absence so I’ll probably have to go back and get some more. I unfortunately did not get any gum but this trip I will. What kind of gum do you prefer? I grew up on juicy fruit but I’ve started to like 5 gum. Mostly because of that twitter video of someone calling it gum 5 feels (I literally had to Google the brand name because gum 5 feels is seared into my memory).

I swear to god, I’m gonna post something this month. I’ve put a gun to my head. If you give me an inch, I’m gonna take a mile and you’ll never see me in 2 years.

#Lucky anon #My most loyal anon #Forever got your picture on my fridge #I actually might do that no joke #What a conversational piece #You guys are too nice to me but istg I will never get anything done unless you actually hold me at gun point #My writing process is the same on how I consume media #I start and I’m super into it #Then I take a break #Then I proceed to forget about it for the next couple months #Remember that it exists and that I never finished it #Come back only to realize that I don’t remember a single thing about it #Start from the beginning only to make it 20 minutes further before taking a break and restarting the cycle again #I’ve tried to watch overlord six times now #I’m still on season 1 #Lord help me muster the frontal lobe to be able to sit down for more than 20 minutes at a time #Anyways how are you #super duper big mwah #Lovely anon #anon ask

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gatorinator · 1 year ago

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I wanna kiss a girl I want a girl to kiss me on the mouth it can be platonic it can be for the bit it can be short it can be long I want a girl to makeout with me and stick her fingers in my mouth I want her to laugh it off I want her to blush a little I want to link my fingers with hers I want the kiss to mean nothing I want it to mean everything I want to be friends I want her to be ok with kissing a friend please isn’t there any girl who will kiss me

#al speaks #this is spurred on by the fact that I was walking hand in hand with my friend by the east gallery of the Berlin Wall and passed the mural #‘fraternal kiss’ where the Russian leader and the East German leader are kissing each other and there was two guys standing in front of it #and they kissed as their friends laughed and took pics. it was funny. and I turned to her and said #‘what if we kissed in front of the Berlin Wall?’ (trying to set up the ‘and we were both girls haha jk unless?’ joke)#and she IMMEDIATLEY got soooo uncomfy and was like ‘sorry #but no.’ which is fine!! but she jokes all the time about how I’m her ‘lesbian lover’ and i told her I was joking. but it stung.#I just want a friend who will kiss me for the bit.#again. don’t want to cross anyone’s personal boundaries. but girl if I have to hear you complain one more time about how much #you wanna makeout. I’m going to dieeee I am right heeeere I will be your man!! I am a good kisser!! aaaaaaaaaa

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