#I’m imagining so hard

[higgity-diggity-dummy]

Good Omens has me listening out for the blasphemy in songs thinking “omg it’s so them”

[thundersoothers]

John Price who does whatever his wife wants 🫡🫡 MA’AM YES MA’AM!!

I think he’s a lover for real and is a sucker for his wife like whatever she wants he will do or he will get. Calls her “The Missus” and “The Wife” but will never call you “the ball and chain” and frowns at people who call their wives that

He’s all “my wife this” and “my wife that” blah blah blah I love my wife yes my wife my wife my wife

And when you come home with a dog at 2AM drunk as fuck sobbing over it because you found it on the street and it’s so cute and little and you’re like “pleaseeeee please baby it’s so cute I know you said no pets, but pleaseeee!” he’s like oh my fucking god, fine. Yes you can have the dog

And he’s the type to say I don’t want the dog, it’s yours not mine, but then you come home after work and he’s training it how to protect you, and also he says no dogs in the bed and then he will cuddle the dog to sleep while you have to big spoon him

I love this man I wanna be his wife

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[heartfeltcherie]

i’m completely and utterly in love with the concept of reader developing feelings for alastor, but she knows he’s aroace so she doesn’t know how to communicate/doesn’t wanna cross any boundaries. so the next best thing? distance and close herself off from him.

when they’re in the same room she will not look at him or talk to him in case it slips that she’s head over heels.

she even goes as far as standing on the other side of the room because being too close to alastor sends her into a nervous frenzy.

but alastor, being the very observant demon that he is, notices how closed off she’s being when he’s used to her standing close to him. used to her soft and calming voice. used to having her presence around him all the time.

does he miss it? yes. will he ever admit that out loud? absolutely not.

so alastor confronts her about it. and maybe it takes a bit of poking and prodding to finally get reader to admit everything and she’s so terrified because “i don’t wanna lose you to my stupid and idiotic feelings”

but then… hehe. alastor just says;

“my darling, i love and cherish your company more than any of the others here. it’d be a downright shame to not have a beauty like you on my arm”

[cattysapien]

Normie Eren tries to do gothkasa's makeup

hold yourself TOGETHER, dude

(erens pov below)

there’s more info in the tags that adds a little more depth to it HAHAHA.. i had so much fun making this

[qualityrain]

not pictured is joker teaching neku to dodge bullets idk

[catdile]

would you perhaps, accept a curly haired Isabeau

Monochrome ver.

[f0point5]

The way this man is the Main Character of this sport without actually putting in any effort needs to be studied

[ninisdollie]

Expert - Koga Yudai ✩ .  ࿔

Part 2 for my experience drabble, read part 1 here.

"In which reader seems to have a new addiction since her best friend helped her gain experience in sex, hoewever, there’s so much left to learn from him."

Content: +18MDNI fem!reader x K, cursing, dirty talk, oral fixation!reader, bestfriends to lovers, inexperienced!reader x experienced! K, oral sex (f and m recieving), fingering, pussy slapping, reader is a total mess in this, squirting, lots of spit, pussydrunk K! x cockdrunk! reader.

You had fallen into a rabbit hole, with no possibility of a way out.

Since that night in which your best friend helped you gain some experience weeks ago, something new had awakened inside of you, you turned into a completely different person.

You were addicted.

Now there wasn’t a day in which you saw each other that didn’t end up in the same way, you on your knees as he thrusted in your mouth over and over again, you moaning around his length sucking him off with devotion, making a mess of spit and tears. One day you’d suck him in his car, other in the bathroom at a party, in your dorm, in his dorm, before and after class, every day you’d wished for the moment to come, you two kissing only for a few minutes before you fell onto your knees and desperately looked for his already hard member.

It was becoming almost a routine, one that you loved.

You loved his taste, his soft flesh in your tongue, the veins on his cock, how he trembled and gripped the back of your head to make you take him deeper, how your own saliva dripped down your jaw and neck, how you felt like almost passing out when he choked you so good and you couldn’t breathe, how he grabbed your hair into an improvised ponytail so he could face-fuck you as he pleased, how your eyes were full of tears and you had to flutter your eyelashes to clear your eyesight because you didn’t want to stop looking at him and the faces he made, how he clenched his jaw, threw his head back, moaned your name between teeth and finally came all over your face, covering you with that delicious, warm, addictive taste that you never wanted to forget. Sometimes even right after he finished you would suck him again, and he would get overstimulated but you couldn't help it because you just loved how good he felt in your mouth.

You couldn’t focus in class, playing with your pen in your mouth just waiting for him to text you so you could see each other again and taste him again, you needed to taste him, your mouth would water just at the thought.

Sometimes you even dreamt about him and woke up all needy and wet. It was embarrassing, but you didn’t care because Kei was just as obsessed as you.

He praised you all the time, telling you how good you were doing, how much he loved your warm, wet mouth around him, your beautiful face ruined by his fluids, he would kiss you hungrily afterwards, always tasting himself in your mouth, he would clean up your cheeks and jaw with his fingers and make you open your mouth so no drops were wasted, telling you how beautiful you looked when you cried around him, how he wanted to die inside of your mouth. He would take his phone out and take pictures of your delicate, gorgeous face full of his cum, saving them for him to enjoy later when y’all didn’t have time to see each other.

Your friendship didn’t change either, and you were happy about that. Obviously you did other things too, still enjoying your time together by going out, watching movies and gossiping. In public, nobody had any clue about what was happening, and you preferred it that way, it was like your dirty little secret.

“Shit, i lost again” He rolled his eyes with annoyance, the tv screen showing up that you had beaten him up again at mario kart, and you chuckled, flipping your hair dramatically.

You were at his dorm tonight, as always a box of pizza on the floor and you two laying on bed with your legs tangled.

“What can i say, i’m the best at mario kart” Kei rolled his eyes again, playfully pulling a string of your hair and resting his back on the headboard of his bed.

He grabbed your ankle, tracing his thumb on your bare skin, you restarted the game, raising an eyebrow. "Another round?"

He shook his head, letting out a deep sigh. "You play, i want to take a nap" His fingers were still on your ankle, going up to your leg, his touch making you squirm.

"Do you?" The words left your mouth subconsciously, and he looked at you in the eyes for a few long seconds, you swallowed, and his gaze went down to your neck, catching the movement.

He was already taking out his member as you fell on your knees in the floor.

"Fuma's birthday is next week" He said casually and you let out a small "mhm", stroking his half-hardened dick and wetting your lips before sucking the tip, he gasped under his breath "Wants us both at his place by 10:00" you nodded, your eyes already sparkly, relaxing your jaw as you took him deeper, and repeated the process.

"He always gets so pissed when we show up late" You chuckled, spitting on his length, transparent liquid covering his cock, you stroked him up and down, tracing circles on the tip with your tongue before taking him deep in your throat again.

"Shit, I love when you do that" He smirked, rocking his hips upwards, grabbing your hair with one hand "He does though, last time almost punched me when I was late" His voice sounded broken thanks to the gasps he was letting out.

It was almost hilarious, you both having the most normal best-friend conversation while you sucked his dick. But you loved it. You were always in some kind of trance when he was inside of your mouth, not focusing on anything else than his taste.

"So pretty, can't get enough of that little mouth." He groaned when you bumped your head, a gag threatening to come but you suppressed it, this making your eyes water as always.

It didn't take much for him to cum, and you swallowed all of it, almost moaning at the taste.

"You're going to leave me all dry one of these days" He teased as he helped you get up, placing his hands on your hips as you stood in front of him, eyes sparkly, as if you were just gifted the sweetest treat, he thought you were the cutest and nastiest thing ever.

Then he kissed you, most of the times your kissing session would start before you gave him head, but this time he took his time savouring your mouth, tilting his head as he explored with his tongue, his hands running all over your body, and he brought you closer until he laid you down on his bed, between your legs. This was new, but you let him do it anyway, whimpering and sighing because you were so wet thanks to how much you enjoyed sucking him off. As if he heard your thoughts he put his hand beneath your shorts, touching you above your panties, and you arched your back, letting out a small moan as he traced circles with his fingers in your clothed clit. You startled a bit because he'd never touched there you before.

"W-What are you doing..." You chuckled breathless, grabbing his arm, and he kissed you again, biting your lower lip.

"Lesson two, baby."

You didn't respond, not complaining when he took the waistband of your shorts and took them off along with your underwear, your bare, exposed pussy in display for him, impossible to hide the wetness dripping from you. His gaze practically devoured you, his eyes shining at the sight, he wet his lips and let out a deep breath. You felt the need to close your legs, nobody had seen you like that before, and he clicked his tongue, grabbing your knees so would stay spread. "Shh, it's okay, trust me. Just close your eyes and enjoy"

He caressed your thighs, and you rested your back on the bed again, looking at the ceiling. Kei then started to place kisses on your inner thighs, and you felt your body shiver, his tongue wetting your skin as he sucked softly.

"You're so perfect" He said with deep voice, closing his eyes as he kept kissing your legs, then your abdomen, then he spread your folds, covering his fingers with your sticky wetness, tracing circles again in your swollen clit. "You're soaking wet, baby, can't wait to taste you."

You moaned high pitched, lifting your hips subconsciously and he grinned, then took your legs and placed them around his neck, over his shoulders, face now buried between your legs. Then he spat, one, two times, you could feel it dripping from your pussy to the sheets.

"Look at me." He demanded, and you leaned on your elbows so your gaze locked onto his "So fucking beautiful".

And then he licked, a long, slow lick along your pussy, his pink, warm tongue making you tremble and moan again. You had never felt something like that before, it felt so good.

He groaned before tightening the grip on your legs and buried his face on your pussy, licking up and down, side to side, sucking softly and then hungrily, rubbing his nose with your clit, and you went absolutely crazy, shaking and moaning his name over and over again as he ate you out.

"G-God it feels so good..." You whimpered, arching your back and throwing your head back, he didn't stop, savouring you in his mouth and now pushing your legs against your chest so he could have more access to your dripping pussy.

"I know, baby. You taste so good, can't believe nobody did this to you before." He spat again, moving his tongue in circles, the wet sound of him sucking making you squirm and shake, you were a mess.

You grabbed his hair, wanting to feel him more, and he moaned, his hot breath crashing with your skin, he liked that, so you pulled tighter. You were sweating, some strings of your hair sticked to your face, which was red, your lips parted as you gasped and cried when he shoved two fingers inside of you, your walls clenching around them as he kept stimulating you with his tongue, a fatal combination that made you close your eyes. He fingered you fast, his palm hitting with your clit, and he raised his head, his chin glistening from your juices and his own spit, his lips swollen and soaked, his eyes so sparkly, pupils completely dilated, his cheeks red, he looked like he was drunk.

He continued and you could only moan louder, rocking your hips until you were practically riding his face.

"So sweet, the most perfect pussy I've ever tasted" His voice was broken, he loved it, your taste, how you were shaking and begging him to not stop, how you bit your lip so hard it had turned all red.

He let his palm fall on your pussy, slapping, and you jumped in your place, letting out a cry and then he sucked you again, you were seeing stars, the pleasure taking you over.

"If other guy ever does this to you, make sure you remember how good it must feel." He had the nerve to chuckle, like mocking all of those other guys who didn't know how to eat a girl out properly.

He shoved his fingers inside of you again, sucking your clit and curling them inside of you, bumping into your g-spot over and over again, and you moaned loudly, your chest going up and down, a pressure in the bottom of your abdomen.

"K-Kei I'm close" your words came out messily, not being able to breathe much less talk when he was doing those things to you.

He felt encouraged by your words, moving faster, shaking his head along with his tongue, his hand all veiny from the movements of his fingers as he thrusted them in and out of your pussy without stopping.

"Yeah? You gonna cum all over my mouth? Do it baby, cum for me."

That was all it took. You grabbed the sheets into your fists, feeling your orgasm take over your body, it tensing as you arched your back and screamed his name, long, wet, strings of liquid falling all over the sheets, his face, his hair, your own skin, it was a complete mess.

He removed his fingers as you caught your breath, resting your back on the bed, your body still trembling, Kei licked the leftovers from your legs, placing little kisses too.

"That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." He chuckled, and you did too, breathless, closing your eyes removing strands of your hair from your face.

He laid by your side, hugging you by the waist and pulling you closer, he kissed you, you tasted yourself in his mouth.

So yeah, you could say you were obsessed with your best friend now, but to be fair, he was obsessed with you too. After all, he was slowly turning you into a sex expert. And to be honest, you were kind of falling in love with him too.

[visionsofcarnality]

can we get headcanons for gilf!Joel maybe? his slicked back hair in tlou ep3 stirred something in me 🥵🥵🥵

i like the way you think…

Silver Fox ! Joel Miller Headcanons NSFW!!

Traditional old man in every sense of the word, he doesn’t make cheesy comments when you grab a door handle but he does give you a scolding little glare that totally doesn’t light a fire in your panties.

Self conscious about his somewhat saggy skin around his chest, middle, and extremities even after you’ve assured him until you’re blue in the face. You do help him though. Watching how attracted you are to his body even aged as it is definitely strokes his ego.

Has an online refillable prescription for Viagra that gets delivered to his apartment, and when he takes it he becomes an absolute fiend.

Usually without the Viagra he still is able to throughly satisfy you with ages of foreplay and a nice thorough fucking, leaving you both satisfied after one climactic round.

But when he takes Viagra-

You better clear your schedule and invest in a massage gun for your legs afterwards because you are going to be SORE.

I’m talking several positions, screaming until your throat hurts, your pussy feeling raw and used, daylong marathon sex.

Joel doesn’t seem to soften even a fraction until your body is wailing in protest and you can’t feel your thighs anymore.

You don’t think he could possibly have any more left in him until he’s once again emptying his heavy, full balls into your cunt; adding to the previous loads from the past six rounds he’s already shot into your body.

When he’s not fucking you stupid with the assistance of his little blue pills, he’s treating you like the princess you’d expect he would.

Don’t even think about carrying your own groceries, what are you, crazy?

Speaking of groceries…

If you aren’t living together yet best believe he’s on your doorstep every Sunday at 11AM with a truck full of groceries, dropping them off after church let’s out and he’s free to go to the store.

He makes you sit and continue sipping your coffee/tea while he puts them away, simultaneously checking the sell-by dates of everything in your fridge and pantry like a man obsessed.

Like a true old fashioned southern boy, he won’t tell you he’s in love with you. But he will point out the amount of things expired in your house.

“Come on, now. You’re gonna get sick, this is ridiculous-“ As if he hasn’t brought you your favorite brand of cereal and all your preferred snacks. Even all those “Shitty, organic, cardboard crap” things you love.

Never had a good plate of grits? He’s making them meticulously for you the morning after a hookup. “Eat, you need it. That stuff’ll keep you goin’ all day.”

Is all too supportive of your flimsy little sundresses. The gauzy fabric floating around your legs like a visualization of your perfume, nearly beckoning him closer. Even when you’re looking like a good little church girl in your soft, flowy dresses… all he can think about is how easy it would be to bend you over and have his way with you.

Which he does the second he brings you home from his cousin’s cookout in the suburbs.

Did I mention that he got a vasectomy after his divorce? Still, seeing you with his now adult daughter makes him daydream about getting you pregnant.

Which he finds insane… He doesn’t want any more kids, he physically can’t have any more kids… But the only thing he can think about right now is burying his cum in your pussy and keeping you pampered in his house with your belly full of his babies.

That vasectomy won’t stop him from trying his damndest, though. Especially after Sarah (who he had young) has her first baby and he watches you hold the six month old infant for the first time.

This man is a GENTLEMAN in the most old fashioned sense of the word.

Like, I cannot stress that enough.

If you’re an independent person, prepare to be thoroughly pampered.

His old fashioned chivalrous ways may be frustrating sometimes but it really does come from a place of just wanting to show his love.

Like when he insists on driving you everywhere whenever you go places together, or when he always finds a way to move you to the side of his body furthest away from the sidewalk when you walk, or when he automatically picks up your purse when you meet so that he can carry it for you.

But you forget all about those minor annoyances when he bends you over your kitchen table and pounds you into next week, muttering nonsense about how you’re too young for him or how you’re such a dirty girl for wanting him and his old man cock.

You moan his name when he grips both your hips in a tight but loving hold, all too willing to forgive him for his incessant door opening when you’re all dumbed down on his cock, the cock which is now way too hard and blood filled because he definitely popped one of your favorite blue pills a while ago.

But much like the gentleman he is, after he fucks you into a blissed-out stupor, he carries you to the bed and wipes your spent pussy clean, cuddling you into the mattress and running his hands through your hair while you both come down from your highs.

When he does get insecure about the age difference between you, all you can do is kiss his leathery, stubbled cheek and wrap your arms around him… Convincing him with your actions instead of words that his age is only a factor in your attraction to him… And that you love him for what makes him him.

this post got way too long but NONNIE I HOPE I DID YOU JUSTICE!!

[katisbadatnames]

Yeah this is exactly what happened

hello isat fandom I have arrived!

please accept this humble offering

[dipperscavern]

wondering if cregan stark is a munch or a messy eater... or maybe he goes veeeery slow...

ANONJJNKNNNNNN U GOT ME THINKING THOUGHTS

so, to be real, he gives this very intense vibe. like even if i think his pace would be slower it’s so intense, and has your back arching off from the surface you’re laid on. it really feels like he doesn’t have to try very hard, he’s just good at it. the only reason your squirming hasn’t resulted in you pulling away/moving is the grip he has on your thighs keeping u in place. he’s big and burly.. and he’s strong. believe me, if cregan wants you to stay put, you’re staying put whether you want to or not

but, with that being said, he can definitely change his pace. sometimes he just gets in those moods where he wants to taste you & make you scream. it’s fast, it’s hot, he’s messy & he has your thighs quivering around his head 🙂‍↕️ it’s the northern blood i fear

[emmcfrxst]

okay so dick grayson x reader where the reader is sparring with dick in the headquarters and dick can’t even focus because he just keeps thinking “I need her” so he MANHANDLES her to the ground and yeah you take it from there bae 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

he’s still such a lovesick fool even when he’s horny— he’s swooping down to press a kiss to the tip of your nose before grinning at you, his hair falling in his eyes and he fully leans into your touch like a cat when you reach up to push his hair out of his face, resting his cheek into your palm, and he gets so caught up in admiring you that he fully forgets, for a short moment, what he’s doing and why he’s doing it, until you shift underneath him and you wrap a leg around his waist and pull his hips into yours, making him gasp and shut his eyes at the friction of his hard cock against your clothed cunt, the thin material of your workout pants letting him feel just how warm and wet you are for him

[miss-conjayniality]

I can’t stop thinking about cute, slutty, free use, submissive dilf!gihun. the sweet, yet troubled dilf next door who secretly wishes he could surrender all control in his life for once. you’re his hot, younger neighbor who makes your way next door to his place whenever you’re in the mood. fucking each other is a cathartic experience for both of you.

he’d seriously be the cutest slut ever 🥺 he would love getting degraded and humiliated.

“look at you. you may be considered a pathetic father and husband to some. but at least you’re such a good slut to me. that’s all that matters right now.”

“imagine how your ex-wife would feel when she finds out you’re getting fucked by someone much younger than you. you find that so thrilling huh? don’t you?”

[arkangelo-7]

The fact that DC isn’t capitalizing on the Billionaire Romance potential between Bruce in Clark is criminal.

It has all the markings of success. Tall, dark, brooding love interests that’s richer than God but has a tortured soul? Check. Small town protagonist who’s in over their head but too in love to care? Double check. Complicated family and/or workplace dynamics that could pull the couple apart? Triple check.

Superbat is like an Ana Huang book on steroids; I know I’ll never see it actualized but DAMN is Bruce and Clark’s dynamic perfect for it…

[royaltea000]

[jttw swk oc children] tried out giving them some new clothes but I dunno bout this one… 🤔

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[tordoise-x3]

Just my drawigs from today cuz I haven’t been finishing anything 😞