#I’m gonna sleep with everyone

[bihansthot]

GIRL, HE LOOKS FINE

My friend said some of the characters faces are revealed already, Tanya, Umgadi, Reiko and Motaro will also be in mk1 Tarkatans are not a race they got inflicted by a disease. THE HELL IS HAPPENING WHAT ABOUT KUAI LIANG and I also saw rain and ngl I prefer mk11 Rain.

I’m screaming about Reiko, literally screaming! I’m so shooketh right now, do the kids still use that word? Who knows I’m old and a little buzzed. Reiko! I’m so excited! I absolutely love him, not the same way I love Bi-Han of course but would I ride him into next week?? Absolutely!!

I… I don’t know about Kuai Liang, I have no clue what they’re doing with him, we know thanks to Kenshi he exists but we don’t know how he exists. Boon is hiding things from us!!

I think I like MK1 Rain better but they look pretty similar I think? Again I’m buzzed and didn’t get a great look but he looks good so he can come on my adventure of Sol Sleeps With Everyone in MK1.

I need help y’all, why is everyone so hot? Mileena and Kitana are so pretty, Li Mei gorge, Tanya? Total Babe. All the guys! All of them. Yes even fucking Scorpion too… fuck how many shots am I on? Who cares I’m celebrating my liver being healthy and not having cancer so sorry if I’m acting a fool tonight lovelies.

PS I’m not sorry, I’m so going to end up simping for Smoke and Reiko too, Bi-Han will have to learn how to share.

Also Smoke! Have I mentioned him yet? He’s baby boy 😭

[greykolla-art]

Oh to be in a poly-vampire-cuddle pile…💕💕💕💕

[cosmicourple]

cursed manwhore! A.U called ‘whoreman’.

the whole thing is basically just that instead of Odysseus offering his body / seducing others so that he can get home, Ody’ is just an absolute freak by nature who tries to fucks whoever he wants, just bc he can. (don’t worry, him n Penelope had an agreement ‘bout it :33) also because unfortunately, he is way too ‘appreciative’ to anyone who he deems ‘attractive’.

Eury’ and the Crew know this all to well n are constantly trying to drive away any potential victims of their captain’s said Freakyness, bc those thighs on him are a death sentence, everything is a death sentence srsly run 4 ur lives this man is danger to everyone’s stamina.

Events play out literally exactly the same as canon but now w/ slutty Odysseus exuding horny energy like he’s Primordial! Eros in disguise.

hfhggggg Odysseus’s blinding enthusiasm on getting down dirty is so powerful that even Poseidon n Zeus, two of the most *cough* ‘active’ Gods r just like “wow—“ upon seeing Ody’, still fully clothed, yet somehow giving off some of the strongest ‘fuck me’ vibes known to everyone, doing the Babygirl pose with absolutely NO SHAME & NO HESITATION AS HE LOOKS THEM IN THE EYES LIKE “you down to fuck gorgeous? 😏😏😏”

idk why I thought this 😭

Edit: shout out to @lunaria1 4 the suggestion that Whore! Ody’ sings Britney Spears so while the story still has all the canon songs, there’s now also a bunch of lyric parody vers of Britney Spears songs ]:)))

[ohnolara]

♫ On the road to hell there was a railroad line… ♫

[wisecrackingeric-2]

Serennedy Pride Week Finale- “Final Hold”

(Sober to Death- Car Seat Headrest)

Message under cut!!

Thank you SO, S O SOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH to everyone that joined in on this event!!! You guys are all S O INSANELY TALENTED and just seeing all the hard work people put into this silly little event that I wasn’t sure anyone would join like!! Hello!!!!!!!!! I’m at a total loss for words!!!! I’m gonna be thinking about literally every fic and every piece of artwork and every edit till the end of time LIKE ABSNEHDNXJXK YOURE ALL SO AMAZING AND TALENTED AND WONDERFUL AND INCREDIBLE AND THANK YOU SO INFINITELY MUCH FOR JOINING!! <<<3333 I’m gonna go sleep for a bajillion years now

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Four was honestly surprised how many people were here. It was his first big trip, and it was definitely overwhelming. He was usually a loner, but he had to admit… he was thankful he’d asked a friend to come along.

Legend laughed as he texted someone, face glowing with glee. He elbowed Four mischievously. “We should definitely send pictures to Wars.”

“Is that who you’re texting?” Four asked with a smile, enjoying the cheer from his usually grumpier friend. Legend adored education conferences - his friend was nothing if not a lover of learning and exploring new things.

“Oh absolutely,” Legend replied, showing his phone. “He’s upset because I went to the emergency medicine conference and then went to this one. Personally, I think he’s just jealous because I have a cert he doesn’t.”

“Wait, Wars doesn’t have his CCRN?” Four questioned, confused. He figured Warriors, who had everything in his life in order, would have his critical care nursing certification. It was fairly common for nurses in ICU and ED settings.

“Nope!” Legend quipped with delight, obviously ecstatic that he had something over the military nurse.

“Okay, but important question: where are we going to get dinner?”

“Somewhere it doesn’t cost half our paycheck.”

Four glanced around at the skyscrapers. “Uh… not sure we’re going to manage that. I didn’t think the Hebra Mountains had cities like this.”

“Well, then we can contemplate Brugada Syndrome and complicated EKG rhythms while we starve,” Legend supposed.

“Oh, don’t be like that,” Four laughed. “This is a trip, we shouldn’t worry about the cost too much.”

”We don’t make Time’s salary.”

“But we make decent salary.”

Legend bit his lips, stubborn. Four narrowed his eyes analytically. “This isn’t about how much the food costs; it’s because you’ve blown your budget on coffee, isn’t it?”

His friend immediately flushed, guilty as charged. “They charge ten rupees for coffee! Ten!! This place is ridiculous!”

“I told you your caffeine addiction would come back to bite you someday,” Four smiled. “Or, well, more so than it already has.”

“I swear, if you bring up the SVT episode one more time—”

[glitchedrabbit]

quick art summary of 2024 before i knock out

WHAT A CRAZY YEAR!!!!

heh....

anywayzzz here’s a little sneak peek of some stufff eheh:

[funscarypdr]

that fuckin ruled that fuckin ruled that fuckin ruled that fuckin ruled

[anna-scribbles]

h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work

unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion

[venus-lou]

My, my, those eyes

[ssruis]

Need it to be 1 am right now I want those leaks

[wishchip106]

my personal reaction to charles catching strays throughout dark pheonix

that man is not okay stop bullying him

[foxgloveinspace]

People jumping ship cause of the new masks is very ahhhh. Telling. Tbh.

[secret-disc-horses]

Gonna put my first post directly in the gaylor tag because I have a request for all the gaylors/bilors who come across this: can you reblog this with all the clearest examples you have of Taylor Swift changing the pronouns in her songs, saying things like, ‘try hanging out with him, try hanging out with her, try being single,’ etc? Like…the most inarguable, no context needed examples for the uninitiated. No brain required.

I used to have a better version of this clip, but I can’t find it…

The thing about suddenly realizing you can support causes you aren’t a member of is proof enough, since she’d already been actively supporting the queer community for years by that point (aka it proves the opposite of what people who misquote it without context claim it does)… But that requires just enough logic and reasoning that you lose people leading them the single baby step it takes to go from point A to point B.

That’s why I’m looking for the most inarguable ‘this isn’t speculation, she literally said it with her own mouth’ examples youse might have. Because I don’t see how the above interview isn’t considered coming out? Like. She said it herself. It’s not trying to out her or speculating on her sexuality. Because she said it herself.

[stars-on-fyre]

SO NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME ABOUT HOW A CERTAIN MISSION CHOICE WAS IMPORTANT IN DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD??? 😭😭😭 I’M DEVASTATED NOW AND IT’S 5 AM

[theha1rarch]

you can let it go you can throw a party full of everyone you know you can start a family who will always show you love you don't have to be sorry, no

( @milleroptimism @wantdead @patchedstars @dgrayd @lilyspaintedred @littletavpole )