#Patrick Page

[pdouwes]

Make the king feel young again. Sing for an old man!

[petitprincess1]

"I Am The Mastermind" Stolas, Blitzo, and Satan song! Ugh! I am obsessed with this ep! It was so good and well paced! There are so many shots i wanna talk about!

[voxslays]

Lucifer: What was that about you ruling before me? You didn't even exist before me-

Satan: Be the king all you like, at least my spouse hasn't divorced me.

Get his ass, Satan

NAH- The way he would say this though? I imagine it somewhat like this:

EVEN MORE SATAN

You were standing next to your husband, Satan, the ruler of wrath. Lucifer had recently returned and…let’s just say he wasn’t too happy about the lies your husband had been spreading—lies you had tried to stop—about being the first sin. It had been seven years of your gym bro hubby’s nonsense, so of course Lucifer was pissed.

You hadn’t been listening to their argument, simply standing there and staring into space…until now. Glaring at Lucifer, Satan puffs out his chest, his ego wounded. "At least my wife didn’t divorce me before disappearing and completely abandoning me and my daughter!" Satan yells, fire coming out of his mouth. You gasp.

“Satan!” You yell angrily. “Calm down! We talked about this.” Yogirt suddenly flies over and tries to calm Satan down, but it’s no use. It simply flies over your anger-issued husband’s abnormally large dragon head. "She left, you stayed. End of story," Satan mutters darkly, his presence growing darker and more menacing. He turns to look at you, his glare softening slightly, "Besides, you're the only one who can put up with my nonsense."

You can see out of the corner of your eye Lucifer fuming. Yet, he also looked like he wanted to cry. You’d be lying if you didn’t say you felt bad for the poor man. You look up into your husband’s orange eyes “Unfortunately…” You huff out, before sarcastically rolling your eyes and gripping his muscled red arm closer. Satan pulls you into his grasp before simply smirking at the short king triumphantly. He had won this argument.

[kafeino]

Found old Hadestown art. My peak.

[holly-mckenzie]

Gather 'round, you vagabonds pickin' fruit and hoppin' freights. Anyone who's wondering, wondering why the winds have changed. I'll sing a song of a love gone wrong, between a mighty king and queen. Gather 'round and I'll sing a song Of Hades and Persephone.

HADESTOWN  | 2016 | New York Theatre Workshop

[glimeres]

Hadestown (2017, Off-Broadway) - Digital Booklet Pics

[ohnolara]

♫ On the road to hell there was a railroad line… ♫

[josie-and-the-pussycats-2001]

Eva Noblezada’s Final Curtain Call for Hadestown - 13/8/2023 [x]

[likeafantasy]

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS — (05/25) ↳ Spirited (2022)

[itsacruelsummerwithyou2]

if i had a nickel for every time a patrick page character that rules hell interrupted a love song to sarcastically comment on it being cute while planning to punish the lovers, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

[finleyforevermore]

Ok, we're DEFINITELY getting a proshot, you guys.

[pdouwes]

epic iii · and brother, you know what they did? they danced. » 25/?

{ patrick page & amber gray }

[impikachan]

hadestown save me.... save me hadestown...

[voxslays]

MORE SATAN HEADCANNONS

Part one here Part three here

Sheds a LOT. You will find random pieces of old/dead skin and scales of his just lying around, ew. You really need to get him to pick this up! This is just ridiculous at this point, like seriously Satan? Which brings me to my next point-

Lots of couples therapy. This man loves you more than hell itself—more than anything—but there are certain things you do that make him tick, and it’s the same with you. Expect fights about the most minor things and topics, especially with his anger issues. Sometimes, not even Yogirt can stop the two of you fighting. (Seriously, the poor man doesn’t get paid enough for this!)

You two are totally a gym couple. You lift weights, run track, do yoga—which was yogirt’s idea ofc—etc. When you two aren’t at the gym (or court), you are either relaxing or helping Satan come up with workout plans for both himself, and his workout app. It’s also extremely hard to pull him away from the gym equipment.

Thanks to Yogirt, he is a zodiac girlie. He is an ares rising, completely into meditating crystals, chakras, moodboards, yoga, and listens to asmr and muckbangs to fall asleep. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

[awhitewomansinstagram]

schmigadoon is the best because there are two completely different versions of the show depending on your level of musical theater experience. Like, you can watch it and not really know theater and it’s still a fun little plot, or you can watch it and understand that schmigadoon is basically the musical theater version of once upon a time with a celebrity fancast

[tinyphantomenemy]

I'm saying I don't trust anyone with a proshot but THEM