#I’m going to perish

[userlando]

okay okay listen to me. max definitely has breeding kink. him and you would be married and have a 4 year old daughter but he would still want to get you pregnant. because this man won't stop with one or two kids. he would have at least four or five little verstappens running around. he would always find a way to convince you to have another one, then another one (the man just loves to see you pregnant with his child, it gets him going, his ego just goes over the roof knowing that other men know he's the one who knocked you up). you would always end up saying 'this one is the last one' after giving birth and max would just smile, hold his newborn baby and say 'we will see that schat'

NOW YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU DID TO ME BY SENDING THIS 😭😭😭 the way this unlocked a kink that I wasn’t prepared to admit to, I’m screaming into my pillow. can we also talk about how max would buy you the prettiest clothes that really showcase your belly and he’d be like “wear this:)” before every race day and oh my god imagine when you start showing and the guys go “again?!” plssss bye

[uwu-oikawa]

I’ve learned there is a suffix in Japanese that is a cuter version of chan and used as baby talk

so I will be addressing my son as Tobio-tan from now on

[wewindondowntheroad]

I’m picking up a little bit of overtime tomorrow on my day off but man do I wish I was not (as if I had a choice at all)

[l-ii-zz]

[meltedmush]

等五十四章 ・Chapter 54

Tanlang: When others are cornered, they kowtow and ask for help.

Tanlang: Since we’re colleagues, there’s no need for kowtowing. If you kneel and say a few nice words, I can help you.

XSN: Preserved pickled vegetables, I think you’re still asleep.

Tanlang: (Preserved pickled vegetables???)

I like Xia Sini a little too much, stfu. 😭😭

[shorlinesorrows]

anyone else find themselves making annoying sex jokes they don’t even like that much as a defense mechanism against infantilization bc you’re ace and ppl automatically assume you’ll break out in hives if they mention sex?

[britcision]

Alright, we’ve crossed the line, this is officially also a Lycion stan account his concept is just too fucking ridiculous

Like hey check out this fucking furry, he kinned so hard it was literally illegal and got arrested because he refused to stop committing awoo crimes

I can’t not love him yer honour the bits write themselves

And he’s not even the scary dog of the group

Cithis is the scary dog, you all know it, Lycion’s the only tank in the mage brigade and STILL the soft boy

Show poodle ass werewolf

[kkolg]

hey fuckers don’t wrap random people into the n shit posts omfg like

dude

please dont

unless they have interacted in the fandom or participated in the posts just don’t bother please omg

also don’t harass random people about knowing context like shut the fuck up

like actually omfg

harass me all you want but don’t get random people into this please for the love of god

[iceiclehorned]

I was thinking back on my love for Naruto, when all of a sudden, it occurred to me that March 7th, Dan Heng & Caelus would so be Sakura, Sasuke & Naruto. Like I just can’t un-see it now.

[thewhumpcaretaker]

Chidi tried to get him to play games on his phone to calm down and now he’s addicted to candy crush

[bubblesthecow]

Ludinus isn’t trying to extend his life. He can already do that. We see evidence that he can do that. He’s obsessed with the raven queen. But destroying her doesnt make him live forever. She’s not the ruler of the domain of death. Her domain is only the moment of death. That one moment specifically. Not the afterlife or anything further than that. And Matt made a point of specifying that he has never explicitly indicated that he wants to ascend.

Ludinus isn’t running toward ascension. He’s running away from her.

Away from the moment of death.

He’s obsessed with the raven queen, he’s trying to stop himself from dying, and set on destroying the deities.

He’s running from her. Avoiding their meeting.

His notes showed us his focus on her lost name.

His speeches focus on a bad relationship between the gods and mortals. He describes it as the relationship between parent and child.

Just saying….

[chialattea]

don’t mind me just manifesting morally ambiguous female characters who could kill me to obsess over🫡🫡🫡

[radioves]

its quite shrimple actually

[samuraisharkie]

the thing about living in the world is that it is filled with hopeless anguish and despair and evil and there’s no way for anyone to defeat it all. but you have to keep on living

[rainia]

being a player in a dnd game (rather than dm), has made me understand Charlie Slimecicle completely tbh. I’ve made a stupid little miserable oc that I love, now all I wanna do is. make terrible decisions. invoke horrible Situations. I want to throw this lil guy against the wall until he dies a miserable death. how many in-character fuck ups will it take before he ends up at the bottom of the bog.

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Hound dog: do you want friends?

Shouto, after the sports festival: yes.

Hound dog: then you need to stop hiding in your room and start interacting with people.

Shouto: ew, gross. No.