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99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king
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and they lived happily ever after in their compucter
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mutuals i'm coming over to be annoying and meow loudly
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saying something dominant that completely flops is the most embarassing thing ever. like okay i guess mommy needs to kill herself now
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you look lonely, i can fix that
IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM!!!! joel’s latest video was so cute, the billboard looks amazing
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tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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