#I’m genuinely not okay lmao

[katiesdailystruggle]

Oh my GOD jungkook sweetie pls you don’t wanna do this I will ✨pass away✨

Iykyk bro

That one part of the live where he reenacts that TikTok of all I want for Christmas but having to sneeze 💀

[randomalistic]

Wait you guys are actually buying Disney products I thought it was a joke

(READ TAGS FOR FULL CONTEXT Sorry it’s long dies

[mushroominaforest]

What if I took my cute Sprunki au and made it like 500 times darker

Anyways I uh put like way too much effort into this drawing lol

(Tw, gore, dead sprunkis and sadness 😔)

So basically, Simon comes home one day and uh oh his brother and adoptive father have both been murdered that’s unfortunate

Don’t panic this will probably never actually happen in my au because I do want it to be cute and wholesome but since Oren and Tunner both die in horror mode I mean…

Anyways this is also why Simon gets a bit silly in horror mode. Y’know that saying “grief can make you a monster”? Well, Simon took that too literally lol

[lunar-years]

Can I also say that the worst thing to happen to the roykeeley (and to a smaller extent royjamiekeeley) ship was the episode where Keeley expresses a desire to have like, even TEN Roy-free minutes in her day, which too many people took to mean Keeley (extrovert, social butterfly, move-maker, lover) hates quality time in both concept and execution and only wants to see her significant other on the weekends, maybe, and would probably sleep in a separate room, whereas Roy is a permanently needy fucker who needs to be attached at the hip to his significant other 24/7 in order to survive, and that therefore they are ~Fundamentally Incompatible.~ Instead of what I think the episode was trying to convey, which is that Keeley desires a very extremely normal amount of time to herself especially while she is focusing on Getting Tasks Done/Literally Working Her Job and that Roy had spent the last several months being insanely clingy largely because he was bored and angry and aimless without football and using his girlfriend as his singular purpose for living (which is not sustainable or healthy behavior with ANY partner, even one as equally attached at the hip) only for him to then get a job at the same place Keeley works, so that she could literally never get any time away from him even At Her Job. Thus tipping the scale beyond “Roy’s love language is Quality Time and he can be a bit clingy, which can be reasonably accommodated by a willing partner” to “Roy is Driving Keeley Actually Motherfucking Batshit Crazy” a problem which then gets solved by Roy leaving Keeley alone for the length of one (1) singular self care bath.

[hythlodaes]

glamtober day nineteen - magic

[angelnumber27]

violently forcing myself to have better days

[leaf-in-a-flower-garden]

Guys I think my friend needs glasses, she thought these two had same face syndrome. W. What.

[Poor lighting cause uhhhh]

[pinkfey]

i have no friends who care about me because my personality is boring and understimulating and i have no selling point as a friend and i am being left behind

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

How You Get The Girl

Contemporary romance

follows a basketball star who left the sport 8 years ago after an injury, who unexpectedly becomes the foster parents for her niece who she encourages to join the high school basketball team

and the team’s coach, who happens to have been a massive fan, and also needs a co-coach

they start to become friends, and when the latter reveals her insecurities about dating and relationships, the other offers to practice dating her so she can figure things out. but of course they start to fall for each other..

lesbian MC, questioning demisexual MC

[melobin]

i do believe you all followed me because of writing sorry you have to deal with the deeply mentally ill girl that comes with it.. slight rant in tags ? i guess ? ily all anyhow

[shreddeddescent]

I’m actually reading over my own shit back and asking myself IS big mama a groomer?

No I don’t think she is. That’s not her deal. She’s nice, maybe she’s too nice, and obviously far too rich, but she’s genuinely helping, she’s genuinely good at it. The issue is she’s absolutely got an agenda that no one’s paying attention to. Too much going on to notice. Big mama doesn’t actually do things for free so what’s the real cost? These kids are too traumatized to notice it. Maybe Slash notices it.

It just might really LOOK like she’s a groomer cuz of how much money she has, cuz of how weird her mannerisms are, how overly willing she is to dote on these poor fucking kids even if they can’t pay for her services. She’s clearly rich so that’s too weird. But she found them cuz april knew her, cuz April’s got sooome kind of in with the hidden city, not that she knows it.

That doesn’t mean spending time in her hotel is good for them. That doesn’t mean bad things won’t still happen to them. That doesn’t mean they should trust her fully.

But she’s really good at helping them unpack it all. And they have sooooo much to unpack.

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

Mama kirke and my stepdad really just decided last week that they were going to get married and now they’re getting married by the end of august😃

[the-lonelyshepherd]

I hope someone locks you in an iron maiden. Here is a short story I wrote to simulate the experience (too long to put in replies). uhhhh content warning for gore

The door slams shut with a bang that makes the hundred metal spikes surrounding you quiver, their razor-sharp tips glinting in the doom. It occurs to you now, as your eyes adjust, that you are completely alone in the darkness. And you will die here. You begin to hyperventilate, and, as the acrid, thick air burns your nostrils, to choke. It feels as though the walls are closing in on you, the rusty metal spikes inching closer and closer with every blink. You try to breathe deeply, steadily, to conserve your air supply, but as you take in the stale air you feel the sharp edges of the spikes against your sides.

A hatch opens above you. In the pale, bluish light you see for the first time the sheer number of spikes surrounding you. You cannot even shout for help: there is a spike beneath your chin forcing your jaw to stay closed.

From the open hatch, a nozzle slides into the iron maiden, its mouth stopping just above your head. Something wet, cold and viscous drips from it onto your scalp and trickles down the back of your head. Sharp, chemical fumes burn the whole way down your throat. Your lungs are screaming with the need to cough, but if you do, you'll end up on the wrong end of several spikes. Yet more thick goo pours from the nozzle's mouth and down your back. As it bubbles and presses against your spine, you finally recognise it for what it is: expanding foam.

It oozes down, over your eyes, over your nose, over your mouth, completely cutting off your ability to breathe. Soon it's covering your shoulders and dripping down your sides. It pools at the bottom of the iron maiden, around your feet. As it expands, the pressure on your feet, on your shoulders, on your head becomes painful. So painful that you wince - but you can't. The foam has almost set, the muscles of your face completely paralysed. The pressure becomes worse.

A new kind of pressure begins, over your chest and throat. You are suffocating.

anyway I feel it would be crossing some kind of boundary to write you actually dying but hey I'm sure you can fill in the rest by yourself

you wrote all this….. for me? 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[gregoryeddiesgoldchain]

made my whole family gather around and watch the new episode of abbott tonight. why my brother paused the show stood up and pointed to the tv screen frozen on janine and said “you know that’s you, right?” 😭

[porcelainvino]

i’m sorry for the person i will become when arcane season 2 comes out

[allpromarlo]

how long does gege plan to continue this actually