#average tumblr mutual

[the-lonelyshepherd]

I hope someone locks you in an iron maiden. Here is a short story I wrote to simulate the experience (too long to put in replies). uhhhh content warning for gore

The door slams shut with a bang that makes the hundred metal spikes surrounding you quiver, their razor-sharp tips glinting in the doom. It occurs to you now, as your eyes adjust, that you are completely alone in the darkness. And you will die here. You begin to hyperventilate, and, as the acrid, thick air burns your nostrils, to choke. It feels as though the walls are closing in on you, the rusty metal spikes inching closer and closer with every blink. You try to breathe deeply, steadily, to conserve your air supply, but as you take in the stale air you feel the sharp edges of the spikes against your sides.

A hatch opens above you. In the pale, bluish light you see for the first time the sheer number of spikes surrounding you. You cannot even shout for help: there is a spike beneath your chin forcing your jaw to stay closed.

From the open hatch, a nozzle slides into the iron maiden, its mouth stopping just above your head. Something wet, cold and viscous drips from it onto your scalp and trickles down the back of your head. Sharp, chemical fumes burn the whole way down your throat. Your lungs are screaming with the need to cough, but if you do, you'll end up on the wrong end of several spikes. Yet more thick goo pours from the nozzle's mouth and down your back. As it bubbles and presses against your spine, you finally recognise it for what it is: expanding foam.

It oozes down, over your eyes, over your nose, over your mouth, completely cutting off your ability to breathe. Soon it's covering your shoulders and dripping down your sides. It pools at the bottom of the iron maiden, around your feet. As it expands, the pressure on your feet, on your shoulders, on your head becomes painful. So painful that you wince - but you can't. The foam has almost set, the muscles of your face completely paralysed. The pressure becomes worse.

A new kind of pressure begins, over your chest and throat. You are suffocating.

anyway I feel it would be crossing some kind of boundary to write you actually dying but hey I'm sure you can fill in the rest by yourself

you wrote all this….. for me? 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[catalina-kachie]

I need y’all to see the entirety of the TV Tropes page for this movie

SUMMARY: Friends and loved ones gather to recall the events leading to an experienced outdoor enthusiast's disappearance in northern Nevada.

[the-king-of-lemons]

i dont even know anymore man.

[its-a-beautful-day]

Updating my donation post as it's been a few months. I'm still struggling with being homeless and I recently lost my health insurance (yayy turning 26!)

I've applied for section 8 at a local large city but that can take time. I'm also in the months long process of applying for SNAP/medicaid. I've also applied for financial assistance through my work to help me as well but I'm unsure of the turn around time or how much they can assist me.

Currently with the cost of rent in my local area the best option might be for me to renovate a free mobile home. However I need to move it to a lot/mobile home park with hookups and that can cost alot of money. The current estimate I got is around $8,000.

This doesn't include the lot rent per month or the cost of fixing the mobile home. But I do get to own the trailer after and can sell it once I have my feet under me again and ready to move.

I've been looking into so many different options but I'm struggling with finding something in my budget. Current income restricted housing is at a 1 to 2 year wait list. Others require a $48 per person application before you get to even see the apartment (for a one bedroom no less)

I've already made so many sacrifices during this year including not perusing fighting to get my cat back. Unfortunately with the way I can't find housing there wasn't a hope I could find housing and have it allow pets.

I've anyone has suggestions for finding roomates (that's not Facebook) or housing please feel free to message me

I'm also doing donation doodles for any donation over $10, give me a suggestion or prompt when you donate otherwise you get a bug art lol

[shaniacsboogara]

having a bad day is okay when you realize you can always go back to the silly gay people in your phone

[maulfucker]

Yeah yeah jedi Maul au we've all seen him. But what about senator Maul au. Representing Dathomir, a neutral world like Mandalore that is still somewhat hostile to outsiders. Wearing fancy clothes that show a bit too much skin for the cold climate of Coruscant. Falling in hate at first sight with Padmé, the only other senator who brings a gun to the senate floor "just in case". The two of them having a weird rivalry because Maul doesn't trust the Jedi and is neutral in a lot of subjects that Padmé is a vocal defender of.

[voetballers]

I will say that I am extremely sorry for bringing my discussion of this situation to my blog where I'm aware that none of my followers (save for like... 4 friends who I already talk about how much I hate Dream) really want to see, but I do just want to rant about how purely disgusting this man has been as of late.

We all become aware of yet another victim of his, an underaged fan that he was acting sexually towards (a 16-17 year old whilst he was 20), someone who has contacted the proper authorities and after contacting them, posted video proof that Dream had sent the victim a SnapChat video of him moaning and saying that he wants to "fill (them) up", and says previously that Dream was in possession of CSEM, and he calls the person calling him out an "not mentally stable individual" and that "it's from a person who hates (his) guts" because 1) of course he would default to saying "oh she's crazy don't believe her" that every perpetrator loves to say, and 2) of course the kid you were acting sexual towards hates your guts. Of course a friend of someone whom you sexted when they were 16-17 and you 20 would hate your guts. That is typical behaviour of a friend — my friends hate my sexual abusers' guts. I would be upset if they didn't.

He actually confirms that he had contact with this teen, says that they "were in an awkward and weird relationship with (his) ex-girlfriend" — who is known for... also grooming his underaged fans to get sexual material from them — and still tries to paint himself as the victim. He says, verbatim, "I made the mistake of being intimate with with this completely above age friend years ago, and haven't talked to them in years", however the individual is currently 20. A few years ago, when he still had contact with his ex, the victim would have been 16-17. He doesn't deny that this happened, does not write it off, and yet still says that it is only being brought up to "kick him while (he's) down". He is a truly despicable individual, and it's sickening that he still has millions of fans whom will stay defending him, and whom still actively defend him even now. He said that the middleman (the person who made the burner account/talking publicly about it) screen recorded the video yesterday, however the victim had these videos back in 2019, when they would have been underaged.

He makes "jokes" about he, himself, liking minors, even with all this being known. The first time someone came forward, he said that it was the individual hating him. The second time, it was accusing them of defamation. This time, it's "they want to kick me while I'm down". He is vile. And this is not even counting everything else we already know about him.

[perilegs]

ok cw weight and fatphobia but i have to be a hater about this site. i saw a poll where there was an image of different sized bodies lined up from the smallest to the biggest and it asked "at what point would you consider "fat" to be an applicable label?" and. yeah. you can imagine the kinds of tags and replies on a post like that. but what surprised me most was the amount of people who were like "oh i'm surprised people voted x. that's a a normal average person's body" like. HELLO?? are you saying fat bodies aren't normal and average. or like that and "in what world is y considered fat" you know it's not a bad thing right? it's ok for people to be fat. a lot of people are fat and it's ok. it's fine. it's not a moral failing. stop calling skinny and mid sized bodies "normal sized" oh my fucking god. "scary how many people consider bodies that are at most chubby fat" why is it scary. "cant believe im actually on the more 'tolerant' end on this website of all places. im really troubled by the amount choosing Z. insane body image problems" what do you mean tolerant. "the results are rancid" why is it rancid to you that some bodies are considered fat. is this like a me issue or are those kinds of comments not fresh.

[martyrbat]

i think one of the silliest things lately with my blog is i get an anon about one every other week asking me to tag hockey because they followed me for something else and it's kinda annoying and i always see it after i just posted something about gargling genos balls or wanting to wreck cumdumpster sidney crosby and like. im very sorry to that anon. but also no, i wont tag hockey. im committed to being VERY! annoying and i dont want other hockey fans on my page because im shy 🙈

[iman-92]

not being funny but the concept of going live on tumblr is so crazy to me . i thought it was widely known that the people who still use this website are not okay… why invite them into your life like that …

[porcelainvino]

she wants that cookie so effing bad

[the-acid-pear]

I swear to god brown women in this country are so miniscule so many of them I've met are just the shortest people I've ever interacted with. Be careful out there girls ☹️

[outlying-hyppocrate]

SOBBING. whoever invented stomach aches, fuck you

[emcads]

💯 — share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you.

MUNDAY ASKS.

hm. what do my mutuals not know about me. i share everything with u guys.

i love and still have a wii. really good at racing as baby peach.

i have a trademark bump on my right ring finger because i never learned how to properly hold a pencil.

walk on tiptoes disease

[starship-kitten]

Reblog to kiss in the little cave back there