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starseeker95 · 2 years ago

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Eyes >>> Lips

#I’m FUCKIN #SCREAMING????#has anyone else seen THIS parallel #or am I just this obsessed #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #tom kazansky #pete mitchell #top gun 86 #gangster #sereshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #Bradley Bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin #top gun maverick #tgm

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kissmefriendly · 2 years ago

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Listening to The Amelia Project in 2017: Oh haha what a fun take on an office comedy! A death faking business, this is hilarious!

Listening to the Amelia Project in 2023: Death is inescapable, we will always leave behind those we love and be left behind, we do the best with the time we have and it is never enough, our stories will always outlive us so long as there is someone to tell them after we cannot

#I’m fuckin #I just #and it was a GRADUAL transition!#it wasn’t a fun sitcom with a hard transition into heartbreaking drama it naturally evolved!#don’t get me wrong it’s still very funny!!#but in a very bittersweet way #I’ve been describing season 5 as the hospice season #I feel like a CNA at a hospice home care listening to one of my patients tell me all their stories #and it’s great because have you ever really sat down with someone who KNOWS they’re dying and they tell you their whole life?#from the most traumatic experiences imaginable to the happiest days of their lives??#what the FUCK Amelia Project how did you get that so right??#how did you capture that unique feeling that privileged moment of listening to someone’s story while they’re on their death bed?#IN ONE SHOW???#im gonna cry #the amelia project

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ccorinthian · 2 months ago

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Jesus mate

#I’ve been off my shits so hard this weekend #I’m fuckin #dead

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werebear-butch · 11 months ago

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Late night can’t sleep disease

#I’m fuckin #tired #feels like I’m constantly going back and forth from depressed no energy sleep all day #to high energy can’t sleep need to be constantly stimulated or I’ll die #wish my therapist would have elaborated when he told me he thought I had a mood disorder #very specific thank you #now what do I do to experience Normality plz

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donald-trump-official · 8 months ago

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“The average US president has been convicted on .75 felonies” factoid isn’t true. average US president has been convicted on 0 felonies. Felonies Donld, who has been convicted on 34, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

#I feel like I’m cheating using this format again #cuz the last one has 160k notes #but it’s just too fuckin funny #trump speaks again #satire #donald trump #parody

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goodboynate · 1 year ago

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Bro I can’t drink this shit got my brain in dog mode I’m over here just thinking BARK BARK BARK BARK

#I’m fuckin #puppy #dumb puppy #thinking about someone getting me drunk and then leashing me up #or getting a “treat and it’s actually an edible #and just getting really fucked up and being someone’s dog

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centaur-dreaming · 9 months ago

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You know that the diss is fire when it trends on tumblr of all places

UPDATE: AY YO THERES A FOURTH ONE

#I’m not over it fr like that shit is deadly #how Drake is ever gonna come back from this man ion know #fuckin love Kendrick man he’s so chill until he isn’t he’s great #kendrick lamar #Drake #rap

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adhdandcomics · 2 years ago

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shout out to my folks with insomnia & depression & delayed sleep phase disorder & sleep apnea & disabilities & other sleep disorders diagnosed, undiagnosed, and just my plain old night owls & night shift workers!! we r so fucking cool & exist every day in a society not made for us at all. and NONE of us are lazy bums or bad people for staying up late & sleeping in till noon or two or whatever whenever you get up!! no matter what anyone says!! you’re incredible and i love you!!!

#being the positivity i need in the world #would i like to get up earlier and love my life? yes. but i can’t fuckin do that can i #i recognize the irony of posting this at 11:30 however i’m at work and fuckin tired #text #positivity #insomnia #depression #delayed sleep phase disorder #sleep apnea #also shout out to nightmare nation i hope we get good rest soon!!!!!

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polysucks · 2 months ago

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Lyanna Stark idk

happy thanksgiving. Say something nice to an indigenous artist today (like me)

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antlersish · 2 months ago

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Men who lost their reflections

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yooo-lets-go · 1 year ago

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To be honest I'm shocked that Soap wasn't there during the chair hitting fun time.

Also, if possible, could we get Prices reaction?

He recorded the whole thing

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221-apt-b · 8 months ago

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YOU ARE NOT NORMAL‼️‼️‼️

#his gay ass #house md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #hatecrimes md #hilson #malpractice md #“well yes i was thinking about my male best friend while having sex w this lady who I say I’m in love with #don’t make me fuckin sick

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iniquitousyearning · 2 months ago

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obsessed w a tom riddle who was always careful to use protection with you because he never wanted a family until one night he has a dream about you getting pregnant and wakes up begging to fuck you raw

#i’m not fucking okay #actually. i’m quite frankly unwell as fuck #something about the intimacy of it. like this is tom fuckin riddle we are talking about #where is this coming from i don’t even want children ?????#i need to be sedated #tom riddle #tom riddle smut #tom riddle x reader #harry potter #tomriddlexreader #tomriddle #tomriddlesmut #em’s yappery

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fantasykiri5 · 1 month ago

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Ticklish

#My art #jizzie #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady fanart #lizzie ldshadowlady fanart #Joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans fanart #smallishbeans fanart #fun fact when I started this sketch it wasn’t intended to be Jizzie. Then it turned into them as I drew. They infest my brain #Anyways. Love them #I’ve got a couple alt versions of this if anyone wants to see them. They’re just a couple different backgrounds and some little hearts but-#-they’re cute. Maybe I’ll attach them in a rb #Anyways I’m SUUUUPER proud of their face shapes here- especially Joel’s- I feel like I got them to look really good and somewhat feel like-#-their real face shapes while still being simple. Which I feel is impressive for such a STUPID angle GODS t was a pain. Turned out great-#-but UGH pissed me off once or twice there #Might also post some sketch layers too. Mainly because Joel’s happy trail was lost in the final version and I’m mourning it #Idk though. We’ll see how I feel in the morning 👍#Also happy new years I guess #I fucking HATED drawing Joel’s foot btw toes fucking SUCK TO DRAW they’re a fuckin pain. Stupid shaped appendage fr #I AM however very happy with their clothes. The skirt shape. The belt loops and seam on the pants. OUGH i like drawing clothes #Hermitcraft #hermitcraft art #hermitcraft fanart #life series #empires smp #uhhhh those last ones are just for reach I guess it’s not server specific #life series fanart #trafficblr

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waltricia · 8 months ago

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We have not spent nearly enough time talking about how Nicola Coughlan is the most beautiful kisser in the world.

And this kiss should have immediately ended the “it’s rushed” debate. Because if a woman kissed me like that, 100% I’m marrying her. Are you fucking kidding me? Colin’s subsequent unhinged behavior is completely justified.

I will not be taking any questions on this.

#rushed?? cmon #not rushed enough #lol i thought i was a pen or eloise but i’m starting to think i may actually be a colin #i masked most of my life i’ve spent a lot of time not seeing things that were right in front of me i have a hero complex #and i would also marry pen #shit #i’m a fuckin colin #but like all the worst parts of him lol (besides the love of pen)#i’m going to finish this stupid post and go think about things for a while #polin #bridgerton #nicola coughlan

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kasieli · 14 days ago

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You know what they say: a spicy sketch a day keeps the doctor away 😉

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