#I’m fantasizing at work

[nohr-selphias]

Obsessed w the thought of Ri being so floored by the slowness of Zevran vs Gorim. From quickies in shady alleys of orzammar and getting exactly what she wants when she wants it without question to slow massages at camp, having to beg and beg for more, and finding a deep love from introspection mutual understanding.

[babybirbb]

i need a young carmrichie fic where they get caught by mikey i need to know what y’all think he would do. i do think he would briefly beat the shit out of richie

[kscheibles]

the horny police need to come get me. I can’t even work anymore.

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

I just love being swept away by hot fantasies and sexy people and imagining what it would be like to tour the USA and feed all my faves 🥹

[alienssstufff]

Will you ever open up commissions again? :D

Maybe if i stopped taking up projects every month for a while i would love to yeah 😭

[cyarsk52-20]

let me know when y’all ready to start stoning Da Baby for his involvement in Tory’s harassment again Megan. he willfully still antagonizes her to this day which is weird and obsessive.

[artificial-condition]

I’m going to lose it I fucking hate working full time

[cuntisbeta]

thinking about my baby getting too wet waiting for me to come home when i have to stay unexpectedly late at work and when I finally walk in they’re riding a dildo missing me and when they see me their eyes light up and they put their ass up to me and spread their pussy lips apart whining for me to take care of them after they’ve been neglected all day

[weltraum-vaquero]

Thoughts on Jayce or Viktor as dads? Always imagined Jayce would be such a sweetheart and/or Suburban dad type, probably would call his kid(s) 'Sport' as a nick name or something. Viktor I have no idea for if I'm honest, I wonder if he'd be the type to be worried abt their health more, bc of how he grew up as a sickly child but other than that I'm not really sure

Sorry, I don’t think much about what they’d be like with kids. I’m too busy thinking about massaging their prostates and such

[hopecomesbacktolife]

can’t tell if I’ve posted something like this before but

the inherent fantasy and yearning for a Star Trek future when you’re someone who’s chronically ill and dealing with a particularly bad flare — something about the fantasy of being beamed into a starfleet medbay, given a hypospray, and feeling all the pain, discomfort, soreness, and all other flare symptoms melt away as futuristic utopian medicine makes you healthy again, maybe even getting rid of the chronic illness altogether, and being comforted by a softspoken doctor who will hold your hand and stay beside you until even the lingering exhaustion fades

*yearns*

[strawbebyjam]

i rewatched hmc so now i believe in love again. dangerous slope we’re on rn friends

[scurvyratt]

I love working fast food jobs bcuz

1. I love working under a stressful and fast paced environment and no I’m not joking. If I get bored at work I start to fantasize about harming myself

2. They are sooo dramatic. I love when everyones beefing and gossiping,,, I’m kinda the Ryan O’Reily of the workplace I won’t lie.

If I was in Oz I would be working in the kitchen! Would keep me busy and I can witness a fight every day…🚬

[thebhorror]

Nine work days left at my current job… holy fuck

[un-pearable]

MARIO GOOD

[whentherewerebicycles]

ok reworked a big chunk of my cover letter and then ran out of steam (I have slept… so badly all week) but I’m feeling positive about it. I really don’t want to spend a ton of time obsessing over it so I’m going to try to finish it tomorrow after my morning meetings. I have an annoying work meeting first thing (about the situation I rage-cried about earlier today) but then I get to follow it up with a meeting with my all-time fave student. those calls always leave me feeling sooo happy and energized so I should be in a great headspace for finishing the letter. I ideally want to submit tomorrow but if I feel the materials aren’t quite there for whatever reason I’ll allow myself the weekend to tinker. I am qualified for this job! and pretty sure I would greatly enjoy literally every aspect of it!! cross your fingers for me!!!

[scurvydogs]

today’s vibes are 18th century fop who never has to work a day in his life as he has a noble name and will inherit a very large amount of money and land