#I’m being dramatic it’s funny to me
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When you’re the online resident American in you’re corner… 👻
#Firebird Randomness#I’m being dramatic it’s funny to me#I feel like a wild animal specimen sometimes#other times I’m just sitting here like#hi you’re experiences are not universal#I should specify I mean amongst most of the people I talk to#I am well aware there are many many many Americans online#but I think I’m one of the only ones in my corner#and I’m just Here 😅
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thinking about how if Eddie was cornered for a fight he’d probably play to his strengths and try to freak out his attackers by bouncing around like old timey boxers, looking like a kangaroo and punching the air while saying ‘oh you wanna go??? You wanna go??? Well let me tell you! There’s going to be three hits!!! Me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 80 when it takes you to the hospital. That’s right. The old left, right, goodnight. The ol’ razzle dazzle!’
And the guys just…leave? Because what is this guy doing? And why is he moving like that?
Eddie munson: 1, bullies: 42. Things are finally looking up.
What Eddie doesn’t know is that Steve Harrington was standing just off to the side and waved the bullies on when he saw it all kick off. Not wanting to interrupt Eddie’s…technique…he did what he could without raising suspicions
#PLEASE someone say they know what I’m#talking about. like the kind of fight where he’s bouncing around being distracting then he’d like tap the guy on the nose and the guy is#like ‘wtf????’ and Eddie is all ‘see!! get any close and you’ll never make it out alive!!!’#and Steve was watching the whole thing from the gym doors readying to swoop in but turns out eddie didn’t need him#idk I have the exact video in my head but it might not exist#’whhyyy I OUGHTTA’ Eddie being a dramatic jam#eddie munson#stranger things#steve harrington#steddie#oh girly I know it’s a flop but it’s funny to ME
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remembering every week that dndads uploads biweekly is like experiencing a pain worse than learning that my real life actual father died
#he is actually dead it feels like this reads like he’s not. but no. he’s fully in a ditch. well in an urn technically.#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads season 3#peachyville#the peachyville horror#dungeons and daddies season 3#i’m being dramatic#but it’s funny#hope this explains a lot about me#rip
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You’re looking for something— no, someone, too, aren’t you?
(I can’t comprehend how you understand what’s going on, with your lifeless shell. Craft as you are.)
#isat#in stars and time#live a live#isat loop#cube live a live#RAHHHHHH [COMBINES MY FIXATIONS]#behold my crack fic au. tiny robot in dormont#I’m cooking let me cook. cube has the little guy little dude vibes#and is also canonically like. a baby?#their chapter in the game happens the day they were finished#so. a baby.#cube is so <3. their chapter is a space horror#I would 100% recommend at least watching a video of it#IT GOES CRAZYYYYYY#pov flicking a card that says die child die at the floor. so#anyways. this au makes no sense to anyone but me#this is MY funny house and I’m going to play in it#worlds smartest baby [a robot] figures out timeloop shit before the party more at 2#if you ask I WILL ramble abt the concept of this au I will#<- trying desperately to get away from working on my other au post#[I need to draw smth for it and I’m struggling lollll]#sitting here like ughhh I don’t wanna draw this imageee [puts off entire au post]#ANYWAYSSSS#LOOP WOULD HATE THIS KID. the fuck is a robot.#the fuck is this damn thing and how has it read me literally immediately#how dare you be made of craft. be artificial. and be able to read my despair like a book#how dare you; a fake being made by someone else. be more human to me than the people that once were my party#how dare you want to help me when I dont know you because you didn’t EXIST in my loops#…but. uh. thanks for the coffee. even if I can’t drink it I recognize the sentiment. or whatever#falls to the floor dramatically. oughhhh loop and cube ougughhh
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Guys I thought we hated the shroud parents- I thought this was a whole thing one time when we talked about how they’re probably not the best parents- guys am I going insane I swear there was a point in time when we hated them- guys-
#also I’ve been thinking about this but#shroud mom looking through Idias personal belongings (files) is BAD right#can we all agree on this?#I’m not on jp so I don’t know all of the context but#from what I have seen she went through his computer files???#and that is.. concerning to me?? going through your child’s stuff is bad right guys? can we agree on this?#I don’t care what the reason is it’s still a really gross thing to do right ?????#are we acknowledging this?#because all I see is people finding it funny and doing comics and stuff#which is FINE. as long as we acknowledge this is not. something that a parent should do#I think it gets very uncomfortable for me the longer that joke goes on but WHATVEER#its FINE I guess#I’m just being dramatic but idgaf#idk it just seems that everyone* loves them now?#*I know not evryone does but a lot of people do#and why? is it their designs? the way they act?#but whatever#💛!me talking💀#this was kinda Ranty sorry if you made it this far
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as someone who has been your fan for a while, i was positively CHUFFED to see your DA:O doodles!! now, who's your fav character?
what?? thank you for liking my stuff what the heck!! now and in the past! :’ o
as for my favorite… I don’t think it’s much of a surprise…
I think a lot of it is that you meet him first!! and he’s vital to the plot and sticks around the whole time. I was mostly picking my party for the sake of role play so I brought him along 90% of the time and talked to him a lot, and I think as the only other person having these nightmares and sensing these things, it would be nice to have someone to talk about it with.
I was very charmed by the other romance options but I think by the time they met my warden was too far gone… he is a light in the dark… and he wants you to keep the dog!
who is your favorite!!
#blonde bastard son who feels guilty for his existence and can be kinda dramatic… totally not a pattern#but also I don’t think Alistair is that whiny at all and it’s funny he is constantly apologizing for being pretty contained#given the ridiculously tragic circumstances#with each bit we get of him I was like ‘oh my god are you okay…’#stable boy slept in the kennel… hated in monastery and always getting punished… Templars seem like the total wrong fit..#also I think his skeptical-of-the-church jadedness and honesty ensnared me…#omf actually I remember exactly it was in redcliffe when I found the amulet and gifted it to him#and he’s like ‘you remembered that?’ ‘I’m not used to people listening to my rambling…’ and I was like oh no…#💓
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I am so bored and ive been meaning to find a way to harass you so consider this harassment ❤️❤️
This made me laugh until my side hurt. Great job 10/10 no notes
#seriously max wtf I know you’re funny but when did you get HILARIOUS?!?!#I was sitting there enjoying some tea and bam you hit me with this & I swear I laughed until my face hurt haha#these are so true#I feel so exposed with my server name being not the author hahaha#I keep forgetting I’m not the author haha#I’m actually writing so much DILF content next chapter I think y’all will explode#it’s seriously just dilfs and zukka#so like… fucking dream chapter#I swear middle aged men aren’t allowed to be this dramatic and this funny#anyway max I love that you made this#also I’m so interested how much people are talking about Zara#like it’s the moment everyone’s like WHATS THAT BITCH GUNNA DO????#& I will say…. you won’t be finding out next chapter#sokka was DONE having her steal any of his word count#so he took it back with force#but the DILFs can share haha#also the … IS THIS HEALING??#hahaha#every time someone comments on liab and says please let the boys heal please#I cackle because how they gunna heal that fast?? we need YEARS before we see a decline in level 10 trauma outbursts#so this squiggly path of healing is what you get haha#sometimes we’re UP & sometimes we’re DOWN depends on the day#anyway max stop being so great#& I’ll think about killing iroh#zuko really needs another thing for real haha#liab#ITF#maxxx#maaaxx#( I fucking HATE that I can’t see my fucking tags I am so annoyed)
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my dad is so 🙄 we were watching a cooking show & the woman who won who is gay got 5k to donate to a local restaurant and she said she was donating it to a lesbian bar & said there is only 20 lesbian bars left in the country and my dad did what he always does when anyone says anything abt gay ppl bc he just HAS to comment and was like “great 🙄” and my mom was like shut up and he was like “of course she knows how many there are 🙄” and my mom was like “bc she’s gay” and he stopped talking after that but it’s just so annoying like does this man have to complain abt gay ppl every time someone says anything abt gay ppl like shut uppppp i hate him so much….like the second she said it i knew it was coming he’s so obnoxious.
#michelle speaks#& then ppl r like to me why don’t u just come out to ur family? yeah so i can hear it from my dad? 🙄#it’s the way ppl don’t believe homophobia exists anymore for me…..my dad would yell & scream at me lmfao. and i don’t want to hear it!#and i can’t say things to my mom bc she tells my brother and then they both get all like oh we have a secret to hide abt it#so like it’s not just a funny little bit to me. we r all better off if i dont say it bc my dad will get mad#every time he does this i’m just reminded of how ppl act like it’s so crazy i don’t want to come out and i’m like#genuinely like what do u think i do it bc i’m being dramatic & my family would b fine w it? everyone in my family is homophobic#some of them try not to be or pretend not to be but at the end of the day they are & that’s life lol. so i just don’t want to deal w it.#like my mom has only become more accepting of gay ppl bc she thinks i’m gay. but she still closes her eyes when gay ppl kiss!
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Working on the next few chapters of Out of My Hands since I want to make sure they’re as polished as possible before posting.
After today’s editing session, hours passed and I came out of my own writer’s room covered in blood. Not my own.
#dont worry there’s nothing to be concerned about#pay no mind to the alan cutout behind me holding a certain notorious book called the sudden stop#out of my hands and into your heart fic#yeah yeah I know I’m being dramatic with the imagery#but it’s always funny how editing can be like surgery#one bad copy paste and it’s all fucked up
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i love reddit posts about tv shows or video games or movies that are like “Did [name] love/care about [name 2]” and the actual post is like “Yeah i know he like set him on fire and killed his family and destroyed everything ever and planted a bomb in his shoe and etc but i was just wondering if you guys think he cared about him.” it never gets old i love it
#completely fake scenario being described btw LOL i’m just being dramatic#gray.txt#i’m NOT hating either. i’m not going to act like i’m above all that cause i’m not.#i’m just saying seeing the post is funny to me.
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sometimes i think “oh i’m not actually disabled bc i dont have any physical disabilities” and then remember that normal people don’t go into fight or flight mode because there are a few too many people at work
#i have had so many panic and anxiety attacks at work it’s not even funny#like yesterday we were really busy and i started to freak out and do the flappy hand thing (which i stop trying to hide if im distressed)#and it was so noticeable that a customer was trying to calm me down#i made it through my whole shift tho#like im not just being a dramatic baby right?#sorry to vent on main but like i need to know that i’m not just being an over sensitive lil bitch#yeetalks#disability
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I literally broke my foot at work but I’m not asking for any workers comp that’s what kind of hero I am I’m just walking around on this broken mash of bone & flesh like the champion I am
#I’m joking it’s definitely not broken#for some reason being dramatic is funny to me & helps with pain management#I’m literally just laughing to myself u guys my foot is not broken a table just smashed it & it hurts so fucking bad lol#but it’s not like. serious#I’m finding humor in the pain by joking about it ok#rose.txt
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Some venting in the tags because sometimes it’s easier to vent into the void than talk to my therapist 🙂 Although I should probably make an appointment and bring this up with her. Don’t mind me being depressed for a minute 😂 Carry on with your whoring and other shenanigans
#I’m so deeply depressed that it’s not even funny anymore 🙂#Even with all the help I’m getting with therapy and how wonderful my parents are in letting me know that they’re here for me and will help#me no matter what I’m still so fucking depressed and bordering falling into a deep dark fucking hole 🙂#And I feel so guilty because with all this help and love? I surely shouldn’t be feeling like this?#It just fucking sucks and I literally just want to disappear into a fucking cabin in the woods away from all the bullshit#that’s making me so depressed and miserable.#This is kind of dark but I don’t want to live but at the same time I don’t want to die(?)#Idk I find pleasure and joy sometimes in the small things but at the same time I just don’t feel any real joy or light deep inside me.#It kind of feels fake? Forced maybe? This joy I sometimes get. Because I think I just feel empty mostly.#Like there is no real life in me or something. I always think I’m overreacting or being dramatic but this is literally how I feel.#I’ve been trying to suppress this for so long and act like everything fine but I don’t have the strength for that anymore tbh.#So idk? Am I actually depressed or just overreacting? I should probably be asking my therapist this and not the Tumblr void 😂#and I’m sending a little hug and strength out into the dark void of anyone needs it 🫂
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i rarely ever skip class but earlier this week i was sleeby and skipped my first class on monday and APPARENTLY god wanted to punish me because during that class my professor restructured the rest of the semester and now i’m flying blind bc i missed the explanation
#personal#i’m being dramatic but it’s kinda funny#like he moved around some exam dates and changed the content in the class or something#and i didn’t know until i checked the class gc and saw someone mention the change#like ok this is news to me !!! i was structuring my weekend based on when i was gonna have to take this exam#i never skip class but apparently when i do it throws my whole life off#no jk but i can actually count on one hand the number of times i’ve skipped class in my entire life#and two of them barely count bc one of them was an online class so it didn’t really matter whether or not i came anyway#and one of them i had a really bad migraine so i technically did have an excuse but i just didn’t tell anyone i wasn’t coming
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posting about marriage again please forgive me but i had a fleeting thought/image in my brain about ryou wearing one of those ruffle collar suits and wwwgdbfcvn CRIES
#STOP THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE!!!! you still have like college to get through!! stupid!!!!#says while thinking about future wedding da#i’m not gonna even finish that tag i think i’d die#ImM BEING DRAMATIC but. he’d look cute in like a tommy ross esque suit okay </3#hhffng i��m already thinking about what we’d wear…. insane i’m so insane#got through not even a full week of school and am already fleeing back to thinking about this in my downtime AGSJDHJD#i wanna marry them so bad it’s not funny anymore i wanna spend the rest of my life with them and be with them forever and ever and#stuffs face into pillow. i’ll shut up now. maybe. >_<#spookyshipping#i cannot for the life of me remember what they’re called but i think it’s like. ruffled tuxedo shirt or something#weird combo of words#funnier when i would look it up and see labels like ‘victorian’#ryou in victorian wear just. collapses#I THINK OF HIM IN ANY OUTFITS OUTSIDE OF HIS ORDINARY ONES AND DIE#wwwgh he’d look so pretty though… crying into hands
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not my cousin texting me asking me to help him plan my sisters bday party that he wants to surprise her with but he forgot my birthday… last week??
#like i love my sister but why should i help you when you forgot about me lmao????#do i sound selfish?? idk#i guess for context this cousin of mine swears we’re cool but i’ve made it clear many times that i don’t agree with his lack of morals and#his ideologies so i don’t even talk to him or hang out with him like that#but i just think it’s funny the audacity to ask me to help plan this surprise party when you completely ignored my birthday nor haven’t#talked to me in a while so like????#again idk maybe i’m being frantic and selfish but i just had to let this out#**dramatic not frantic#mytxt
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