#I’m a virgin who can’t drive lol

[thefoxyprince]

It’s fun to make content that’s adult in nature but be celibate & single, it’s a plot twist!

It’s not always easy being a hyper sexual that’s also a hopeless romantic but then I take a look around and remember very quickly why I choose to be single lol

Besides, I’m way too much for just any man to afford (money wise and also I’m just wayyy too kinky lol)

[rosenclaws]

Hi!!! I love your writing so much <3<3

I was wondering if you had any thoughts about taking Leopold's virginity? Because I saw you mention that you think he might be a virgin :))

HI YES I HAVE MANY THOUGHTS!!

This is with an afab!reader who is not a virgin in mind but no pronouns are used.

warnings: MINORS DNI!! oral (m and f receiving), soft sex, leo being a bit of a switch/sub

Leopold’s first time headcanons

Okay so Leo is a virgin but because he’s a prude or because there isn’t anyone who wants to sleep with him. I mean damn the first scene of the movie is girls basically fawning over him lol. I think he views sexual intimacy as something that needs to be cherished.

It should be something romantic. A true, deep connection between two people who have given their hearts to each other and Leo has never felt that way until you.

When it comes to Leo’s first time I think there's a lot of lead up. Like a nice dinner and a bath together maybeee. Candles, I mean the whole thing.

Its slow and sweet and a little awkward but the kind of awkward that makes the two of you laugh in each others arms.

You 100% suck him off to start. I mean he’s gorgeous, so pretty and handsome that he deserves to get his dick sucked u know what I’m saying.

He doesn’t know what to do with his hands at all. Like he doesn’t know if he should touch you, touch himself. They keep moving. First they’re gripping the sheets, then they’re above his head clenching into fists, and finally you guide his hands to the sides of your head. Winking as you pick up your pace.

He also is a little loud. He tries at first to suppress his noises but he can't help it. His moans are heavenly. So desperate. He whimpers too btw. Like 100% that is a man who whimpers.

He doesn’t last long. Look Leopold is no stranger to. Getting himself off but this is unlike anything he’s ever felt before. So warm and wet and your hands are on his thighs and its a sensory overload that he can’t help but come hard in your mouth.

Even though it's his first time he really really wants to go down on you. He wants to make you feel good so badly. To make you moan because of him.

He's a little hesitant at first, not sure what to do but after some coaxing he dives right in. At first you think he's a dirty fucking liar about never doing this before because holy shit he is filthy without even trying.

Sloppy and wet and needy as hell as he buries his face in your cunt. He listens eagerly to all your instructions. What you like, what you don't like. He plans on studying you until he remembers every little thing that drives you insane.

HE LOVES TO BE CALLED A GOOD BOY!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. He has a praise kink too. Loves to talk about how wonderful you are, how good you taste, how lucky he is. Oh my god call him a good boy and tug on his hair and he's a fucking goner.

"Such a good boy, so pretty."

He loves eating pussy btw. Like he's can't help himself and slowly humps the bed as he feels himself start to get hard again. He could live between your thighs.

Anyways when it comes to actually having sex you ride him for the first time. Wanting to give him nothing but pleasure. He watches with wide eyes as you sink down on his cock. He needs a second to just process it all. His arms wrapped around you, face buried in your chest as he slowly rolls his hips.

It's slow for the first time. You just riding him nice and slow as you whisper sweet things into his ear. He can't stop telling you how much he loves you. How happy he is. He can't get enough of you, especially when you moan his name. (He's def whimpering again)

After a little bit he'd switch positions to be on top. Missionary but he's got one leg hooked on his shoulder. His hips move slow but get harder with every thrust. Your nails dig into his back with every thrust and it turns him on a little more.

He's kissing every bit of skin he can while he's making love. He loves your neck. The whole experience is just overwhelming to him. It's amazing and wonderful but overwhelming. Every one of his senses are being overloaded with you and he can't get enough.

He makes sure you finish before he does of course. Asking you in a desperate tone what you need and how he can do it for you. Begging you to finish because he's going to explode soon.

"Please, please my love. Tell me what to do. Need to feel you."

When he finishes he (reluctantly) comes on your stomach, rolling over onto his back for a minute. He needs to catch his breath, a smile on his face that won't go away. He just feels completely blissed out.

When you try to move he stops you, wanting you to stay comfortable as he goes to get a towel to clean you up. Kissing every inch of you as he does so. Thanking you for this and telling you how much he loves you. He just can't help himself.

He falls asleep pretty quickly after. Holding you close in his arms as the exhaustion takes over.

It's a pretty soft and sweet first time, fueled by love. Leopold is gentle and kind and I think this is the perfect time to for him to show that in a more intimate setting.

Anyways I am obsessed with Leopold he deserves the world okay ty!!!

[hijackalx]

Headcanon thingy, but who would the boys (Gale, Astarion, Wyll, and Gortash) react to seeing their lover trying on lingerie?

felt like testing my drabble skills so i added a lil something extra to them 😎💗 enjoy pookie!!

GN!reader

SLIGHT NSFW BELOW

GALE

likes when you surprise him with it. wear some under your clothes as a little treat for when he’s undressing you 😌✨

you look so good that it makes him trip over his words. he’s too busy ogling your body to pay attention to what he’s saying. will have him laughing like a nervous virgin 😹

LOVESSSSS garters. can’t keep his hands off of them. particularly loves the way your thighs strain beneath them when you’re on your knees

instantly wants to enchant the bottoms to make them vibrate and watch you get off like that (don’t ask if that’s actually possible my brain functions on horny not logic)

your outfit is inconspicuous, plain— perfect for covering up the lingerie hiding beneath. you wait patiently in his lap as he unwraps your silken robe, biting back a smirk.

he pauses to take in the sight of the lace hugging your skin, how it flows so delicately around your shape. he tuts, shooting you a familiar, frivolous grin. “feeling naughty tonight, are we?” just moments later, his hands move to rest on your bottoms, a seemingly harmless action that results in a soft buzz and a gasp. “i can work with that.”

ASTARION

insists on going with you to pick some out. follows you into every dressing room to “make sure it fits right” lol. so picky but mostly because he loves watching you try them on

his favorites are flowy/frilly types, like babydoll tops or satin robes. also LOVES stockings of any kind

makes you feel like an actual doll ✨🌸 repeatedly tells you how perfect you are and can’t keep his hands off you. will also try to get you flustered by whispering really dirty stuff about how you look into your ear

likes when you have fun with it and show off for him— be cheeky. do a little spin. bend over in front of him. be prepared for him to pinch or smack your ass though

he sits comfortably on the dressing room bench as you approach him. “how about this one?” you pull your bottom lip in playfully, placing your hands on his shoulders as he takes your body into his grasp.

“mm,” erupts from his throat, watching as his lithe fingers slip over and under the fabric sparsely covering your skin. “now, this one i like.” he places a slow and deliberate kiss to your exposed abdomen, his ruby gaze flitting up to meet yours; there’s an impish glint to them that tells you he doesn’t plan on waiting to have you any longer.

GORTASH

likes to make sketches of you wearing it. has so many drawings of you in compromising positions with it on. definitely keeps them for when he’s alone

loves corsets and bustiers because of how they emphasize your chest, especially in blacks and reds. crotchless panties also drive him INSANE

the sluttier you act while wearing it the better. don’t try to be modest (there’s honestly no reason to be anyway, he’s a freak fr 😹😹)

a sucker for fishnets. likes to take them off and use them to tie your wrists together. will also shove them in your mouth/gag you with them on occasion

his dark irises glance up from his work every so often to study your decorated figure; they follow the arch of your back, the heart shape of your ass, and linger on the exposed area between your thighs more often than not.

“lower,” he directs, and you immediately respond by deepening the angle of your back. he hums contently, scribbles some more, then adds, “spread your legs further.”

you comply once again, happy to flaunt your body under his gaze. the corner of your lip pulls upward, anticipating your reward for being such an obedient little muse.

WYLL

bust this out on your honeymoon and he gets SOOO flustered. i’m talking stuttering/looking away/rubbing his neck

his favorites on you are lacy teddies— especially in blues, purples, and whites. more traditionally sexy styles really get him going

lowkey so obsessed with how you look in it. the kind of thing that’s on his mind 24/7. almost always asking you to put it on for him at the end of the day with a little pout 😹💗

LOVES when you strip for him nice and slow, especially how you tease him by carefully revealing each skimpy garment beneath your clothes. a lapdance is also mandatory

you spot the anxiousness simmering beneath his lax surface— he longs to touch you, but you’d rather toy with him a little more.

prowling closer to where he sits, you slowly unbutton your blouse. with each maneuver of your fingers, you reveal the lingerie lying beneath, watching how his hungry, needy gaze fixates on it.

he inhales sharply as you straddle his lap and take his hand in yours. he lets you guide it over your ornamented body, his eyes heavy with desire as he mutters a low and raspy, “you’ll ruin me.”

[6ix9inewiturmom]

Wet Dreamz - Matt Sturniolo

Summary: based off the song wet dreamz by J. Cole idk if you need a summary just listen to the song :) takes place in matt’s pov the entire story!!

Warnings: Smut, masterbation,loss of virginity, Highschool matt (he’s 18)x 18yr old, POC!Reader

A/n: i was listening to this song and i immediately thought of matt, cause chris wouldn’t be nervous, matt would be! TELL ME HOW YALL LIKE THISSS!!

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“First time, she was in my math class, Long hair, brown skin with the fat ass”

Today was a normal day in mrs.Melvins math class, i walk in to my assigned seat in the back of the class, that’s when i noticed the seat next to mine that was usally empty had the most beautiful woman in it.

“hi! i’m Y/N! i just moved here from California!”

her words were like serotonin for me, she had the biggest smile on her face when i sat down next to her, she was fucking beautiful. a literal goddess sent from god himself. i had to know her.

“hey! i’m uh im matt! i uh live here.. but you probably knew that considering i go to school here…” fuck matthew you’re an idiot.. she knows you fucking live here how stupid could you be.

she giggles “you’re funny, matt”

i was caught by surprise by her complement, i was a total fool and she thought i was funny?

“oh i um.. thank you” i return her smile nervously

“mr.sturniolo and ms.Y/L/N, continue talking and i’ll separate you” Mrs. Melvin Spoke harshly, we both looked at each other and smiles.

“Sat beside me, used to laugh, had mad jokes The teacher always got mad, so we passed notes”

“is she always this mean? lol” Y/N’s note she passed me read as she pretended to pay attention with a cute cheeky smile on her lips, her plump lips, fuck matt you’re staring. i quickly turned away and wrote the note back to her.

“never to me, i happen to be her favorite you know” with a little winky face written next to it i pass the note back and she opens it and grins at me and playfully rolls her eyes.

our note passing lasted the rest of class, we weren’t even paying attention to Mrs.Melvin’s class, i can’t even remember what the lesson was about, i couldn’t get her out of my head.

“It started off so innocent She had a vibe and i started diggin' it, uh I was a youngin, straight crushin', tryna play the shit cool”

she always kept lookin at me with those sweet innocent eyes, with a beautiful smile on her face, her dimples on her cheeks every time she smiles at me. i need her in every way possible. i’ve never been in love this deep before. i’m so whipped and obsessed and i haven’t even hung out with her besides school.

“But i couldn't wait to get to school cause when I seen Them thighs on her and them hips on her and them lips on her Got me daydreamin', man, what”

the day ended and as i was driving my brothers home, not even paying attention to nick and chris arguing over little shit i didn’t even care to know about, all i was thinking about was her. my thoughts were interrupted by chris screaming in my ear

“MATTHEW… HELLO?!” chris yelled

“hm? what” i respond

“who’s got you so wrapped up in thought” nick uses his index finger to poke my shoulder

“no one, fuck off im just tired” i roll my eyes and continue to drive home

“I'm thinkin' how she rides on it, if she sits on it, if she licks on it”

As i got home the only thing i could fucking imagine is her beautiful plump lips on my cock, sucking me off and cumming on her beautiful face. i can feel the growing aching pain of a boner in my jeans as i’m laying in bed.

i slowly removed my pants and pull out my aching cock and start stroking up and down and immediately start groaning and rolling my eyes back in the back of my head.

“mmf, fuckkk Y/N” a small whimper leaves my lips as my cock starts twitching in my own hand imagining that it was her hand stroking my dick, cum shoots out of me spilling all over my hand and a loud groan comes out of my mouth.

“as time goes by Attractions gettin' deep and Wet dreamin', thinkin' that I'm smashin' but I'm sleepin', I want it bad And I ain't never been obsessed before”

i woke up with a huge wet stain in my underwear and on my sleep pants from my cum staining as i dreamt about her moaning and whimpering underneath me, me making her cum all over my dick, watching her legs shake from my dick sliding in and out of her repeatedly, her screaming my name over and over again, wishing i could just pound my cock

“FUCK” i groan loudly. i should be embarrassed im having wet dreams about this girl. i need to straighten up before i fuck this up.

“She wrote a note that said, “You ever had sex before?” Damn…”

i stopped in my tracks reading this, i looked over at her smiling up at mrs.marvins math class acting as if she’s “paying attention” with her innocent eyes and innocent smile. i wasn’t about to tell her i was a virgin. out of all the guys here in this school, me? i mean ive had a girlfriend but normally the girls go for chris, never me.

“I wrote back and said "Of course I had sex before," knowin' I was frontin' I said, "I'm like a pro, baby," knowin' I was stuntin But if I told the truth, I knew that I'd get played out, son Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one”

fuck, matt you’re so stupid, i fuckin hope she ain’t suspect i’m a virgin… i slid the note back to her with a soft smile on my face with panic on the inside of myself.

she smiles at my note and giving me a small wink before picking up her pink pen and writing something down and smiling and shooting me a wink before passing it back to me.

“She don't know that, so she done wrote back and told me "Oh, you a pro, homie? Well, I want you to show me My mama gone for the weekend So Saturday, baby, we can get to freakin'." That's when my heart start racin' and my body start sweatin'”

my fingers that are wrapped around my pencil were tapping my pencil on my desk nervously, there’s no way this is real… Y/N? me? no fuckin way… i’m prayin i don’t wake up from this dream if this is real.

i had to play this cool.

‘don’t fuck this up matthew’ was the only thing repeating in my head.

“i wrote back like "Yeah, baby, sound like a plan." Still tryna play it cool, sound like the man But I was scared to death, my stomach turnin' Talkin' shit, knowin' damn well I was a virgin, fuck”

the boner being restrained from my jeans is making me hard to focus, hard to breathe, i can’t even think of anything else other then how she looks beneath me making every sound escape her mouth because of me, because of my dick, but fuck she gonna find out i’m a virgin eventually.

“Yeah, you know that feelin' when you Know you finna bone for the first time? I'm hopin' that she won't notice it's my first time I'm hopin' that my shit is big enough to fuck wit' And most of all I'm prayin', "God, don't let me bust quick" I'm watchin' pornos, tryna see just how to stroke right Practice puttin' condoms on-how it go? Right”

i’ve been sitting in my room for about 4 hours trying to put some condoms on right, watching every porn video that was on the feed, trying to figure out positions, how to thrust my hips the right way, how to eat pussy, how to do everything right so she don’t suspect i’m a virgin, man i really want this to go well.

“yo bro you’ve been in there for fucking ever are you ever coming out” chris yells on the other side of my locked door.

“i just wanted a nap with no interruptions leave me alone” i lie with my dick in one hand and my phone in the other hand.

ive been at this for hours. i can’t fuck this up. i don’t want her to have a fake orgasm with me, that would be embarrassing as hell, i need this to be better then good for her. i can’t duck this up.

“I'm in her crib, now a palm sweatin' With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection”

“hi matty” she opens the door for me and smiles

“hi Y/N” i smile back at her walking in.

she takes my hand and drags me to her room decorated in her favorite artist and her favorite books sitting so perfectly on her bookshelf.

she pushes me down on her bed that was freshly made up and smelled like her, she straddles me sitting directly on my hard cock.

“you’re so beautiful” i smile looking up at her laying over me

she giggles “thank you”

she leans in and kisses me passionately, i use my hand and rub her thigh and squeeze a little before moving up to her hips and moving them hips looking for some sort of friction on my pressing hard cock.

“That's when my hands start touchin' and her face start blushin' And i roll over on top and then she Get my pants unbuckled and her hands start rubbin”

i softly groan at her hands now rubbing up and down on my cock with a smile on her face

“fuckkk Y/N” i grin

she smiles so innocently looking up at me with lust and excitement in her eyes. man i could bust like this. so fucking quick.

“it's time for action Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah, just how I practiced But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it and said "I wanna get somethin' off my mental I can tell you're a pro, but baby, be gentle, ‘cause—"

i was in utter shock, she was a virgin too? no fuckin way, i smile down at her and nod as i slowly push my cock in her tight hole

“god damn ma, you are so fuckin tight” i groan softly in her ear

“mpfh- matt please move” she says in a whimper almost

i slowly start thrusting in and out of her and a slight faster pace and holy fuck i’ve never been in this amount of pleasure before. i was in a state of euphoria

my pace quickens and i start groaning uncontrollably in her ear as she moans in mine

“matt im close” she whispers out with a loud pornographic moan as she releases all over my cock creating a ring around the base of my cock.

“fuck me too” my thrusts become sloppy as i pull out and finish in the condom.

we both crash besides each other and she looks at me and smiles with her deep brown eyes, i can’t lie to her anymore.

“can i be honest about something Y/N?” i say softly turning over on my side to look at her.

she turns over to her side so we’re facing each other “i mean you just took my virginity so you can say anything matt” she smiles

“good cause i ain’t never did this before…” i smile softly hopelessly panicking on the inside scared she might get mad.

she smiles at me softly and kisses my lips and i smile into her lips.

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A/N pt 2 SO HERES THIS!!! LEMME KNOW HOW YALL LIKE IT! tysm to @ribread03 FOR HELPING ME OUT ON THIS ONE! ENJOY!!!

[captain039]

Stains of red

Astarion x omega!reader

Warnings: Vampire things, blood, light gore, witch things, fantasy things, swearing, age gap, heats, smut, shameless flirting, virgin reader, indulging in pleasure xD, pining, jealousy, possessiveness

I can’t wait for the game I must write. I’ve watched too many TikTok’s on him🤣 so I may not get his characteristic. But I have an idea on them lol.

No spoilers for the game cause I haven’t played it lol

The raven awoke you as he did all mornings, cawing on your window seal making you huff and almost throw your pillow at him.

“Must you?” You said and he just cawed flying into your house and landing on your bedside table.

“Good morning” you chuckled and Pax cawed in response.

“Any hostile creatures lurking?” You said and he just cawed again fluttering his wings slightly.

“Helpful” you rolled your eyes and stretched. You started your day as you always did, some tea and toasted bread with jam, sitting on the front porch watching Pax fly away back to his family. You saved Pax when he was a baby bird, ugly little thing really with no feathers, but you raised him and now he wakes you every morning and watched the forest for you. Though you didn’t understand him, he understood you well enough. The forest felt cold somehow today though, like something cold was lurking within it and feeding off its emotions, same feeling you got from a certain vampire. Ever since your parents died to a vampire, Astarion has apparently made it his duty to check on you. He wasn’t the one who killed your family, but he was the one to tear the other vampires head off in a craze. You’ll never forget the look in his eyes when he did, nor will you forget the softness he showed younger you. You practically grew up by yourself, self sustaining beyond measures, Astarion didn’t know a thing about children, yet he didn’t let any of the village members come. He brought you food, books, clothes, anything you needed till you got old enough to take care of yourself. Your teenage years were hard, a lonely omega presenting wasn’t ideal for anyone and you felt like the gods truely hated you in those times of your heats. Astarion was neither alpha, beta or omega, you supposed it was due to him being practically dead. He just had a simple cold smell, like snow if snow smelt like anything. Due to him being the only male around you’d ever see your teenage lust was after him, a man however many years old who raised you, sort of. You cursed the gods daily because of this lust, now thought it simmered deeper within your heart and you hated it.

“Why’re you looking so thoughtful?” You heard a hum in front of you and jumped seeing Astarion there.

“Gods sake Astarion!” You glared and he laughed.

“Darling, you should be aware of your surroundings” he huffed with a smirk and you rolled your eyes. Pet names, boy did he love his pet names, darling, sweetheart, dearest, sweet thing, whatever his mind could think of and it drive you insane.

“Why’re you here?” You asked frowning slightly at his scent, a woman’s scent, a beta, gods had he bedded and fed someone before coming here? You glanced to his mouth, no red stains or signs of feeding, he bedded her then. That was somehow worse.

“Can I not see you? I am hurt” he pouted and you sighed standing up and grabbing your plate and cup.

“I have not seen you in months” you didn’t mean to snap, but you did as you walked into your cottage, him following.

“Were you not in heat?” He said casually and you flushed. You were in heat, how the hell did he manage to know your cycle?

“I was” you grumbled going to the sink.

“Not that it affects you” you scoffed, why were you angry?

“Why’re you angry sweetest?” He asked leaning against the counter beside you, tilting his head.

“I’m not angry” you lies washing your cup and plate before drying them.

“You’re also a terrible liar” he huffed. You turned abruptly and huffed at him before a knock came. He snapped his head to the door alerted, eyes narrowing.

“It’s just one of the villagers probably” you rolled your eyes at the vampire and opened the door. A villager indeed, only his fingers were missing.

“Gods what happened?” You asked.

“I was chopping some wood I got distracted by something, I was putting the wood down and left me hand there!” He said and you gulped.

“Right” you said turning around seeing Astarion staring at the man’s fingers.

“Astarion” you said softly and he snapped his head to yours mouth slightly agape. He snarled and went to your room while you took the man to your other room. You were a witch of sorts, you knew few spells, mainly healing ones, hence why the villagers came.

“Sit down” you said and the man sat down. You recognised him as the butchers son, a handsome young alpha, not to sharp though apparently. You made him hold his hand on the table and began chanting softly. You moved your hands around, watching the yellow glow emit from them and swirl around his fingers. Soon enough they were back and normal apart from the blood stains.

“There” you smiled.

“Thank you so much miss” he smiled softly a slight flush to his cheeks.

“Idiot” you heard and turned to glare at Astarion in the door way.

“Excuse him he has no manners” you huffed and cocked your head at the vampire who huffed and left.

“I can’t thank you enough miss” the alpha said still flushed as he shook your hand.

“It’s alright, just don’t do it again” you laughed lightly.

“Course, I was wondering-“ he stopped mid sentence glancing to something behind you and gulped.

“Thank you” he said and disappeared quickly.

“What did you do?” You turned to Astarion who shrugged.

“He’s a perfectly nice man!” You growled and went to clean up the blood.

“He was clearly trying to fuck you” Astarion said with a scoff and you flushed and froze.

“Excuse me?” You said as you scrubbed the blood a little harshly.

“Fuck you darling, bed you, a night of pleasure?” He said like you were stupid.

“I know what it is!” You said voice going higher.

“Have you still not had someone bed you?” He said voice teasing almost though something was strange about his tone. You threw out the rag and briskly walked past him to avoid that conversation. He scared off half the village! and you were in love with him for gods sake!

“Get out my house” you huffed turning and pointing to the door.

“I just got here” he huffed.

“I don’t care” you pointed to the door again.

“So dull” he whined, but left making you sigh in relief.

You watched the firefly’s over the small lake you had in front of your house. Nice clear spring, perfect in any weather it truely was a blessing. Sometimes if it was a warm night you’d go out for a swim with little clothing, enjoy the water under the warm night sky. It was a warm night and you felt like you could use a swim. You finished tea and changed into a robe and grabbed a towel. You laid the towel by the bed of the lake and glanced around before slipping your robe off and stepping in. You walked out a bit before resting on your back and sighing, eyes closing and tuning your ears into the wild life. You could hear critters scurrying around to grab their nightly meal, an owl nearby hooting softly, a few rabbits hoping along the ground and- footsteps? You lowered your body back into the water and glanced around, you couldn’t see anyone even with your heightened senses. You listened closer, two footsteps one heavy and one extremely light, the heavy one sounded like they were running. Then you heard a scream and blocked out the noise by covering your ears quickly before the smell of blood floated on the wind. You quickly left the lake and put on your towel before rushing inside and locking the door. You panted harshly missing the red eyes that watched you through the window.

Next part ->

[getmeoutofhell]

Ghostface killers texting with y/n part 2!!

This is for @randymeeksistheloml

Summary: basically leaving off from last chapter. Enjoy! 🤗 part 1: chat

Warnings: Ethan gets in a argument with Billy/cussing

Roman: what did I just come back to?

Y/n: don’t worry about it. It’s just them being weird as usual

Amber: Ethan’s such a L 😭😭

Y/n: imma add him back

Quinn: why? You like my brother or something 🤨

Y/n: what? No I just wanna add him back lol

Quinn: yeah sureeeee

*y/n adds Ethan back in the chat*

Amber: aww you added him back

Y/n: 😐

Ethan: why am I back in here?

Y/n: because I added you back lmao

Ethan: oh thank you y/n ❣️

Quinn: OH?!?! Now do you believe me y/n?? 🤨

Stu: 👀👀👀

Billy: maybe E won’t be a virgin sissy no more

Amber: LMAOOO

Y/n: replying to quinn: wdym?? He literally just said thanks. Y’all really getting on my nerves. Dead ass.

Y/n: replying to billy: bro wtf

Ethan: replying to billy: wtf are you talking about?? Stfu

Billy: little bro don’t start with me

Amber: fight fight fight!!

Quinn: lemme get the popcorn 🍿

Y/n: oh shit…

Ethan: replying to billy: no because your weird for saying that. You need to stfu

Mickey: holy shit what’s going on

Roman: right I just got out the shower and all I hear is my phone dinging

Quinn: @ Richie you need to see this

Richie: see what?

Richie: replying to billy: 😂😂😂

Billy: replying to Ethan: make me bitch boy

Stu: uh oh 😰

Ethan: piss off

Y/n: everyone chill out please.

Billy: No this virgin boy mad he gets no play. He ain’t gonna do shit

Billy: @ Ethan, ain’t this you?

Amber: LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Y/n: oh my fucking gosh…

Amber: BRO GOT CLAPPED 💀

Ethan: @ amber: bitch ain’t this you?

Y/n: 💀

Ethan: and billy bob, ain’t this you?

Quinn: BAHAHAHAH

Amber: replying to ethan: 🖕🏻

Amber: you just mad y/n doesn’t want you

Roman: hey can y’all stfu, imm tryna watch this movie and y’all keep interrupting

Mickey: this shit is so fucking funny

Billy: replying to Ethan: make sure to lock your windows tonight bitch boy

Billy: replying to Quinn: it’s not that damn funny

Quinn: yes it is

*ethan left the chat*

Billy: bitch

Stu: guys, why are we fighting?? 🥺

Billy: Stu shut the hell up

Stu: where’s Charlie??? He barley texts in here. Also billy stop being mean to me 😔

Jill replying to Roman: you can literally turn your phone notifications off dummy

Amber: where the hell you come from?

Roman: don’t start with me Jill. I’m not in the mood

Jill: replying to amber: I’ve just been enjoying reading y’all going back and forth

Quinn: weirdo.

Jill: what bitch?

Charlie: hey y’all…wtf has happened while I was gone?

Roman: a bunch clearly. Where have you been?? I was trying to call you all damn day charlie. It’s your turn to do the dishes

Charlie: chill I was with my friend. You know the one I went on a date with?

Stu: are you gonna tell us who it is yet?? 👀

Charlie: no

Billy: bro just tell us

Y/n: y’all he doesn’t have to if he don’t want to

Stu: why do you care y/n? Sus

Billy: no damn way you just said the word sus

Amber: anyways, where are we heading to next week?

Quinn replying to billy: lmaoo 😭

Y/n: were supposed to be going on a trip to Hawaii

Charlie: yeah

Roman: oh yeah the trip. I’m driving. Also please put Mickey in the damn back of the van.

Mickey: why do I have to be in the back

Roman: because you’re very aggravating sometimes and I can’t have that while I’m driving

Quinn: I’m so excited for the trip. Also who’s buying the snacks for the road???

Billy: make Ethan’s ass do it

Y/n: lol I’m buying snacks for the road

Richie: where am I sitting in the van? Don’t put me by Quinn. I still remember that piece of melted candy I had stuck on me all those years ago from her

Quinn: dramatic

Y/n: how about you guys come over and we can all watch a movie and order pizza? Just stop arguing about every damn thing

Billy: I’m not going around that virgin sissy

Stu: y/n can I got to the store with you when you get the snacks? 🤗

Y/n: ofc!! 😊

I hope you enjoyed this!! I plan on writing headcanons and maybe a whole fic about you and the group all on a road trip to Hawaii. Send in questions, I like them. 🤭

[luke-shywalker]

What’s the worst Reylo take you’ve ever heard?

HOO BUDDY I GOT A LIST

No really. I can’t narrow it down to one so I’m just gonna list out my pet peeve Reylo takes.

Making pro-Reylo arguments from TFA like: - Kylo carried her bridal style - it was sexy when he locked her down in interrogation and told her “You know I can take whatever I want” - Rey was obviously initially attracted to him when he took off his mask

Painting Ben’s family (Han, Leia, Luke) as abusive/neglectful. To be clear—I AGREE that Ben FELT this way about his family, but I don’t think Ben was CORRECT. Though to give Reylos credit, this may be just that they’re taking the sequels at face value, instead of looking at the sequels as gross mischaracterizations of Han, Leia and Luke.

Reylo is LITERALLY Space Pride and Prejudice!!!!!!!1! Homie Darcy didn’t murder like a thousand people. I’m not one of those Kylo haters who think he’s a real person and you’re not allowed to like villains and I’m not even full anti-Reylo but. There are some pretty significant differences between Kylo and Darcy here LOL

Ben should have lived!! No. Ben Solo is a tragedy. Let him be a tragedy. Dude sacrificed his life to save Rey and save the galaxy, do you not find that beautiful?? This is what AUs are for stop saying he shouldn’t have died in the movie

And these aren’t really takes per se, but they drive me crazy about the Reylo fandom:

The Rian Johnson worship like…what

The Reylo-fication of everything Adam and Daisy ever do now in their acting careers like…what

THE FREAKING…REYLO-FANFICS-TURNED-NYT-BESTSELLERS SNHFJSJDBDJSKFJBFNDNDJDNNFND I’M INSANE (breathe…breathe…)

And to be fair, let’s balance it out with the BEST Reylo takes I’ve ever heard! (The list is shorter)

Ben and Rey get each other in a way that no one else will, both having orphan souls and a yearning to belong, to find their place—Rey with the family she’s never known, Ben away from the family that’s always defined him. Ben is drawn to Rey because she chooses the light when he was led astray by his dark nature, Rey is drawn to Ben because she knows the temptation to give into her anger and sees how she could have so easily become him.

Ben and Rey start with a platonic bond that becomes a romantic bond because of its intensity and their shared experiences/trauma-bonding when they fought the enemy together (I’m NOT saying that romantic bonds are stronger than platonic ones. Just that if Rey likes boys and Ben likes girls and they’re so deeply connected, it’s kinda. Probably just gonna happen.) None of this “love at first sight” crap.

Ben and Rey aren’t initially sexually attracted to each other. I don’t think they…THINK like that. They’ve spent most of their lives trying to survive (physically and emotionally), they’re both still carrying the wounds of their inner children, they both seem kinda guarded and closed off due to their experiences—I don’t think sex is on their minds. (This is my more intelligent way of saying “Ben and Rey are idiot virgins who don’t know what sex is”) Also it’s freaking HILARIOUS to imagine their first encounters (if that were to happen in an AU) being not all sexy like a 50 Shades Reylo fanfic but AWKWARD AS FRICK

I think basically I hate the really surface-level version of Reylo that is just based on the two of them being hot and wanting to screw and boohoo poor Ben Solo. (You know I’m insane about Ben Solo but I also know he did So Many Things Wrong.) But I’m down for enemies-to-friends/found family-to-lovers Reylo where their relationship develops gradually and is based on their shared experiences and deep understanding of one another.

Thanks for the ask!!

[prettytingzz]

Hey when your request open back up could you do a sfw and a nsfw alphabet for Duncan

He's my favorite ^^

OFC! I will. Just been a bit busy but I will open my request. Sfw and nsfw +18 some will be both and some would just blue and some would be red. Hope you like it! …mostly nasty cause I’m a nasty gal✨💅🏽

Aftercare: He may be tough and rough on the exterior but he’s a softy inside. He loves to cuddle with you after and gives you lots of kisses. After finishing doing the deed😏he goes and gets one of the clothes and wets it to the right temperature and cleans you up gently and tells you how good you were and speaks sweet and teasing words to you.

Body part: He loves every part of you but if he had to choose it’ll be your lips. He loves to kiss your lips. Again the lips😏 he loves the little whimpers and sounds you make when he bites your lips and teases them. He loves to rub his tongue across them and suck on them to get you going.

Cum:(cause I’m nasty af) : (literally all red LMAOO.) He likes it messy. His cum all over your lips, breast, and thighs. It’s like a work of art to him and he just can’t be love it. But ofc he cleans you up after.

Dirty secret: He loves to smell you. As in sniff your neck, wrists or behind your ears. Duncan loves the particular sweet musky scent you have. From your natural scent and perfume scent. Only you and him knows he does that. Y’all little secret lol. They other dirty secret he loves taking pics of you in different of the house (place or whatever) in just fishnets and a lil bit of leather nothing more nothing less. He keeps a whole photo album of you dirty certain things only for him to see and witness. And he lets you take control when you want too.😏

Experience: ok soooo I mean for Duncan he most likely had experiences in relationships or “relationships”. But with the person he loves he loves them and tries to be the best he can for himself and then. But with sex he’s no virgin😭 he has quite the experience and he’s willing to explore more of his sexuality and explore more of you.

Favorite position: He loves to spoon with you on the couch and all the bed. Sometimes if he feeling a little down he lets you be the big spoon. He loves you in so many positions. But any position where he can see your face and your reaction he’s content with life.

Goofy: I feel like it a tie. You both can be goofy no matter the situation. But Duncan does make you laugh 85% of the time. He loves hearing you laugh and seeing you smile.

Hair: Duncan is not actually hairy. He keeps his nice, tidy and short or no hair at all. He doesn’t care if you shave or not. I feel like with you, you probably trim and tidy up the hair or maybe if you in the mood shave it all off lol. Who knows.

Intimacy: oh yes honey he’s very intimate with you. It’s just something about you that drives him crazy. He loves having his hands on you. He loves to have deep talks with you, cuddle ofc, and give you compliments nonstop. His favorite type of intimacy with you is kissing you. Something of your lips and the little sounds and whimpers you let out puts the cherry on top for him.

Jack off: Honestly I feel like you both be pretty sexual and is open to take care of each other or y’all own needs if needed. He would also enjoy watching you play with yourself. And he does the same to you.

Kink: now I can see Duncan being VERY dominant but there are days that he let you take the wheel and he becomes submissive (don’t tell anyone tho💀) “baby boy likes to be pampered too” as you would say to him. You guys are open to anything that makes you and him comfortable. Later on in the relationship you guys would be be more open to exploring their kinks.

Location: Honestly, the bedroom. But you already know Duncan loves sneaking around with making out or a lil quick session in public😏. Honestly any place is fine for him he has no shame in his game.

Motivation: Duncan is a bad boy but tbh I think he’ll be an affectionate lover CAUSE HE LOVES YOU. He just could look at you for a long time and get it going.

No: You guys aren’t into really painful acts. Maybe some spanking here and there maybe gagging😶Something non damaging like candle wax might be something yall want to do, but it doesn't hurt. It's a very short momentarily moment of pain.

Oral: Duncan loves receiving oral but not as much as he loves of giving it. You just become something else and he loves it. You would call him a "good baby" "good boy," while he's in between your legs. Duncan loves it when you tug on his hair, doing it in a certain way literally makes his cock hard.

Pace: it's variates depending on his mood if he's in a good mood and a calm mindset he'll fuck you gently with a medium slow pace each thrust showing how much he loves you and how good you are for him massaging your clit telling you to cum all over his cock. If he's in a bad/upset mood he'll make sure that it goes straight to his cock so he can fuck you nice hard and rough edging you spanking you and other stuff.

Quickie: He likes them depending on his mood. But he doesn't really do quickies because likes taking his time with you making sure you can feel all of him making you cum at least once or twice before he lets himself go wants to overstimulate you. That's being said if his partner was in need and you guys had to be fast he would do it just so you could get relief and feel more relaxed.

Risk: Duncan would be more of the exhibitionist. Teasing you in public and getting you so close but never finishing you off. Only to get him back home first.

Stamina: I feel like sex drives vary very much on the couple. It's not so much the length but how good it is. If it can be faster or shorter but better, then that's better. The max y’all can go is 2-3 rounds😏

Toys: He own toys but not for himself for you. But ofc you do try it on him at least once. Uses toys to overstimulate you and make you cum more times then you can count sometime likes to sit you in between his legs your back resting on his chest vibrater on you. Like spanking you and edging you.

Unfair: Duncan is a relentless teaser. And gets off on how flushed and flustered you can get. You like to tease Duncan ofc but he doesn’t more. He doesn’t stop until you’re crying from pleasure.

Volume: LOUD AF LMAOO. Unless you guys are in a public setting he wants to see how long you can hold yourself from moaning.

Wild card: Duncan loves the idea of waking up to you giving him head or waking you up from eating you out he doesn't even think of it as that much of a sexual thing what really makes him love it is the fact you love him and trusted him enough to have this kind of intimacy with you while you unconscious or while he is. Another wild card is that he just loves waking up next to you in bed. He just likes to hard you in his arms and he lightly kisses your head, forehead and lips gently. He loves to rub his fingers over your spin lightly which gives you chills.

X-ray: When he's soft it's about 5 inches but when he's hard it can go from 6-7(1/2)inches. A slight curve at the top following down the rest of his dick the girthy fr. This dude got a piercing…ITS DUNCAN he has too.

Yearning: Just say Duncan yearns for you more every freaking day. He yearns your breath, your body, your soul just everything. This man is in LOVE with you.

Zzz: You falls asleep first, almost always. It's rare for Duncan to fall asleep first, but the first time you witnesses it, you end up just watching him as he sleeps. Cuddling(😏) with him until he finally falls asleep too.

[merv606]

I can’t even lieeee: Puritanverse is hot, but Puritanverse with Terri/Danielle is even hotter. There’s something about tiny, sweet, virginal little omega Dani who only wants to make her Alpha happy getting her brains fucked out by dom!femme fatale!Alpha!Terri is insanely hot to me. Dani having no idea what happens with an Alpha and an Omega and discovering that on her wedding night is

🔥 🔥 🔥

And of course Dani being her clueless, submissive, respectful little self is 🥵🥵 Calling Terri “Ms. Silver” or “Alpha”, or even “Ma’m” while being cute and cuddly and affectionate and having no idea that she drives Terri totally crazy is…!!!!

And Terri being her controlling, possessive, and protective self but upped to 11 because Dani is innocence and sweetness incarnate. Ugh. UGH.

Just so perfect ♥️

I’m working on it lol

Anon came back with some details that I am working with 😉

A sneak peek of it so far - it’s going to be so LONG lol

Dani tugs down on the nightie she’s wearing.

The pure white nightie with ruffle edges had been laid out for her to change into for their wedding night. Picked out for her by her alpha. Paid for by her alpha.

She’s never shown so much skin before. Never been more on display.

It’s short, and although she has panties on, those don’t leave much to the imagination. There’s an inch or so of bare skin showing above her panties as the nightie doesn’t go down far enough.

They aren’t the same ones she wore under her wedding dress. Terry has those. Just thinking about that moment has her omega place throbbing deep inside, clenching on nothing, slick dampening these new panties too.

It was after the ceremony, finally having stood and received congratulations from all the guests, most of them remarking on Terri’s good choice. The beauty of her choosen omega on display in a deep burgundy velvet dress, extra vibrant against the tan of Dani’s olive skin, the gold jewels sinfully beautiful as they draped down between her flat chest, around a narrow waist and arms. Dani may not be used to wearing jewelry, not owing any at all actually, and while she struggles not to fiddle with it out of nerves, ultimately she’s glad for it as the jewelry is both beautiful and covers some of the expanse of skin on display, The V cut of the dress wide and so low it almost reaches her belly button.

Terri had picked the gown and while it was a bit scandalous to Dani, who didn’t see it until the morning of their wedding, it was a beautiful gown, and for her like a perfect glove. It was just a bit revealing for her delicate sensibilities but she wanted to make her alpha happy - wanted to start their marriage off on the right foot.

So she stepped into the dress, standing still as it was pulled up.

She tries not to look at herself in the mirror as her lady in waiting fastens the jewelry piece in place.

Truth is she had been the talk of the town - no one had managed to catch and keep Terri’s attention for more than a night - it was assumed she would never settle down.

But Dani - oh Dani was different. From the moment Terri laid eyes on her she was different. The alpha inside screaming to take and claim. The alpha inside knowing the girl belonged to her - that the girl was theirs - their rightful mate.

Not even a week after meeting her, Terri had announced their pending marriage.

Of course tongues wagged that the girl was with child; already impregnated by the alpha.

Terri had whisked her away to her mansion, both to have her all to herself and to protect her - keeping her out of the public eye - and from her hearing the rumours. She knew the rumors would upset her pious little mate, and Terri would fuck and bred that out of her in time, just like once her ring was on her finger she would be showing her off - once she let her out of bed and off her cock anyway.

By the time the public saw Dani again the rumors would actually be true - she would be carrying Terri’s heir safely inside her.

But after all the congratulations, Terri had wrapped a large hand around her worst, encircling it easily, gentling pulling the girl to an empty room.

A kiss, that she had to stand on her tip toes to accept while Terri bent down to meet her. Terri was tall as it but she was wearing heels, and a sleek black blazer dress. Dani was much shorter, and had only managed to walk on small kitten heels in time for the wedding, something she had been assured was fine with Terri.

“Just a small taste to tide me over until tonight. I deserve that much.”

“You have no idea how hard it was to keep my hands off you.”

“I can smell how wet you are.”

Terry had moved the strap of the dress, exposing her chest, her nipple peaked as a thumb brushed over it, a sharp intake of breath and a gorgeous little whimper.

“You are so responsive to the smallest touch, sweetheart.”

Dani’s face burned as her wife’s large hand disappeared under the dress, her hand flattening against her tummy dipping into her underwear, a middle finger easily sliding between her wet slit.

She gasped, Terri sealing her mouth over hers, taking all the greedy nosies the grip was making for her - because of her - for herself.

Removing her hand and licking her finger into her mouth, with a groan at the taste of her omega’s sweet juices.

“Delicious, just like I knew you would be. I can’t wait to taste it straight from the source tonight.”

Dani wrinkled her brows, wondering what that meant but before she could ask, Terry had pushed Dani’s panties down to her knees, and Daniel swore they hit the ground with a thud, Terry holding her hand to help her step out of them.

The alpha had bent down, picking them up, bringing them to her face inhaling deeply, licking at the damp crotch.

Dani was scandalized, had no frame of reference for this behaviour, yet could feel slick running down her thigh all the same.

“We should rejoin them,” Terri sighs, her tone letting Dani know exactly how much she does not want to, “lest tongues start wagging that I told my rights and consummated the marriage.”

“Consummate the marriage?” Dani asks, cocking her head to the side and Terri freezes.

“You do know what happens tonight don’t you? Your duty on our marital bed?”

“No, ma’am,” she answers, unsure of which honorific her alpha prefers to be called. “I’m not sure …” she says shakily. “I hope this does not disposing you …”

“Hardly,” Terri snorts, interrupting her with a shark like smile. “Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you tonight,” a finger on her chin tipping her face up. “Tonight and every night for the rest of our lives. I’ll make sure all your needs, all your needs are met, always.”

Dani hadn’t been given her underwear back.

Just the thought of that hours old memory and the look on her new wife’s face has her shivering. Has her squeezing her thighs together, the throbbing between them overwhelming. Terri had looked so, so … hungry, is the only word Dani can think of. Hungry for what though, she does not know. The wedding had more food laid out than Dani had ever seen in her life.

Well now she stands waiting for her wife, about to find out.

She tries to yank the nightie down again but the deep V of it means she can’t really pull it down to cover her bottom half more without exposing her chest. The material is already slightly loose where her small breasts don’t fill it out properly.

Terri picked it out - just like her wedding dress - just like all of her new wardrobe - her new life.

Everything on her body was bought and paid for by her alpha - she had very little possessions coming into this union, and now she had everything it seemed.

Her wardrobe was already overflowing - various sundresses and clothes that she knew would fit perfectly - to show off her figure - but some looked a bit big for her - more loose and flowy than the rest, which seemed odd as Terri liked her to show off her figure. When she had innocently inquired, her lady in waiting had stifled a laugh behind her hand before clearing her voice, explaining those were maternity dresses. Dani had nodded her head in understanding. She knew Terri wanted her with child as soon as possible - although she wasn’t quite sure how that happened - she knew now that the alpha did and would show her. That was a relief

A knock but before she can answer, the door is opened, Terri sweeping in.

TBC 😈 and hopefully what the ANON is looking for - the whole thing once finished will be under the ask in my inbox

[justagalwhowrites]

hi bestie!!!!

I thought it was really interesting how you mentioned that iced lavender lattes are the only overlap you and Doc have as she’s not very you-coded! Which made me wonder out of all the characters you’ve written, which one feels the most you / you relate to their character & thought processes the most?

I’ve been getting clowned by my friends when I try to explain Lavender to them because Doc and I are lowkey the same person 😂😂 especially in your character description of the OCs hahaha

and it’s so funny because they don’t have any Pedro / TLOU context so they’ll be like 🤨🤨🤨 and I have to be like “LOOK LISTEN- hear me out 😭” LMAO

Overall very silly goofy but I will defend Joel & Doc until the very end 🫶

I adore your work so much thank you for writing it!! Looking forward to the rest of Yearling! ❤️❤️❤️

OMG Hi Bestie!

This is such an interesting question!

Firstly, I LOVE that you see yourself in Doc. I adore her and I think her and Joel are perfect for each other. Her gentle and caring nature makes her one of my favorite characters, I love her so much.

To answer your question, I both thought about it myself and also shopped out some of the answer lol

The character of mine I see myself most in is the one I’ve posted least about on this site but I’ve spent the most time with - Tenny from my book series. She’s way cooler and hotter and more badass than me but a lot of who she is at her core overlaps with me. Not totally, she’s far from a self insert, but she’s the one who shares the most with me.

All of my FMCs have SOME stuff that comes from me? I feel like Doc’s intense need to be loved and her willingness to put up with A LOT to feel like she matters to someone comes from me. But Doc is a lot softer and kinder than me and a lot more emotionally vulnerable. She’s also very skilled in ways that I could never be!

I’ve got Doll’s independent streak and a lot of her snark. I’m not nearly as strong as she is or as capable, though. I do have a lot of her protective qualities, too. I tried to beat up a boy who was 5 inches taller than me in high school because he talked one of my best friends into losing her virginity to him and then dumped her the next morning. (Got very mad when he wouldn’t hit me back btw)

I say all this fully aware that I don’t see myself very well? So I also asked my TLOU bestie who is the only person on the planet who has read Ace, Lavender and Beskar Doll (God bless him) and my husband, who is currently reading Beskar Doll.

Bestie said that Tenny, from my book series, is the most like me largely because of her general “I’m handling this myself” attitude. He also says I’m a bit bratty like Doll but not to her extent and that Doc is too much of a pacifist to really align with me (direct quote: If someone threatened one of your baby chicks... Doc would hesitate and mull over her hypocratic oath, and when she snaps out of her thoughts she’d see you’d already taken action and fucking tackled the perpetrator.)

The husband says he thinks Doll is somewhat like me but more who I wish I was than who I really am (not sure I agree with this, mostly on the “who I wish I was” point.) But he thinks the independence and her deep dedication to her friends is a lot like me, as is her perfectionist streak. He also says her desire to be a part of something while feeling outside of it is like me. Bonus, I love kids and am great with kids (“yeah doll with Grogu? Exactly like you.”)

As for Bambi? Basically not like me at ALL. She’s way scrappier than me, way tougher, way more of a loner. Her drive to live is also insane, I’d never do what she does to survive, I just would have no desire to. I think the only overlap with her is, if someone tells Bambi she can’t or shouldn’t do something she’s going to do it even harder on principle. She’s been fascinating to write because her headspace is so different from mine!

Anyway, I know this was super long! I hope you found it interesting! Thank you so much for reading and asking and being here. It’s so lovely to me that you see yourself in Doc and like her enough that you talk about her with your friends!

Love you!!

[vivianbernadetteaurora]

 PCOS and it’s how it affects you

So it took me a lot of bravery just to, post about this disorder/condition.

 PCOS isn’t looked at as a very serious condition, I get it because there are so many conditions and labels nowadays and it’s, I find it quite annoying too.but sometimes it’s useful. it depends on the individual.

It took me a lot of bravery like I said so here’s the post these pictures of me., to show it to help other people who suffer with this condition to show them that they’re not alone.

The horrific thing about  PCOS, I can always tell when somebody has it by the shape of us, , we tend to carry weight on our belly, and it makes us look pregnant. I’ve been asked many times am I pregnant?, And it’s really embarrassing sometimes I feel more embarrassed for the other person .

because of where I hold my weight it’s really high up and it’s like straight on. I’m not that wide., other people tend to carry all over their body. I wish I had a bum and put it that way.

And the world to has never catered to apple shaped bodies, it’s all about being pear-shaped and being slim in the right, or being slim thick, half of the symptoms I didn’t even know from cause ,I thought they were from my autism. This is why it’s so hard because all these things get mixed up together and you end up in a bit of a world.. wind of symptoms and illnesses .this is me sharing my story and I feel safe on Tumblr. Thank you to my followers.

So I can’t actually remember when it was, years ago this girl who cheated on me with my boyfriend if that makes sense LOL .

she definitely had it and she had like a beard and moustache really tiny legs and a massive upper half. I wasn’t very keen on her because she was very masculine as well and I didn’t she was another Sagittarius who ruined my life, he cheated with her broke my heart.

She had all the symptoms of it and I think it was my first time hearing about it and the fact that she was infertile anyway she ended up having a baby.

over the years I found out when I lost my virginity I got herpes, then years later I find out I have HPV, virus that you seem to be more of a carrier with, which doesn’t help with fertility it makes it more, unlikely to have a baby, then you have real cravings for sugar like you get hungry all of a sudden and you need something sweet straight, because it’s very similar (I’m finding out years later )to diabetes. It’s insulin resistance and then you get really angry because celebrities., access to the drugs that could help me, and others so many others can’t afford these people who aren’t even overweight at all get these shots and look amazing, which is making it a low stock of the drug which, it’s diabetes. It’s not for people with eating disorders not to shame people eating disorders but it seems very selfish.

, when I was with that first boyfriend who cheated on me .

also I was told I looked like a man!!!!!!!

a lot of the time people would shout stuff at me and a girl  said that I look like a man out of a window it was really, teenage girls would always laugh at me and I never knew why I don’t know if it was because of my PCOS or not or just the way, because I am unusual looking and now I have shared these close-up pictures which is hard for me but if it can help someone feel a bit better, this is about a couple of months ago and you can see my 5 o’clock shadow and my moustache.

It’s really horrible because I’ve had a comments about that as well, and I’ve had comments of stupid men who’ve gone why haven’t you got children yet?,

Maybe I can’t have them !

all the people who are with children., please don’t ever say to someone with PCOS it will happen when you least, because it fucking won’t. how is the trauma?

And that’s what I meant with the trauma with it it makes you look pregnant while not , you have a regular period or no periods at , because I haven’t had a period now for free , my sex drive is disappeared completely. I’m

only 34 and it’s quite scary to be honest. Like I said to my partner the other day I said the bit between my legs of caused me trouble. My whole life got me into trouble and it makes me really sad . I 😢 it really feels like I’m constantly tested of how much I can fucking take , I can’t have kids I can’t have a family .

I’m a drug addict so whenever I go to service that’s the only thing they care about they think everything drugs is about , but not all of it , before I took drugs, I always really unbeknownst to heroin.

I was really fucked up , I suffered with insomnia since I was 12 and I was , I was the type of girl is a teenager who never smoked and then I met this man and went into 180 , he showed me what life could be and when people tell me that he was bad for me it fucking hurts because I said to my mother the other day there’s not one person in the world, that I feel that complete connection and safety with , more because I get told that wasn’t good for you and part of me wants to torture this man in a room for giving it to me for the first time Amy Winehouse and Blake , so that film was hard for me to watch because I could relate to it so much apart from fame .

This is women’s Road to addiction , where the PCOS I feel like it can only be managed when you’re a healthy , I’ve told them I don’t have any eating disorder. I don’t have an issue , it’s literally in the medication I’m on.

I’ve tried to tell them can I go on a different medication and I don’t listen to , I had a doctor the other day who just spoke a whole load of nothing telling me , know about an appointment I’d already had , and then I said to “this drug has made me put on so much weight” and , and her answer was “oh yeah sometimes does that “, I was like great so there’s my self-esteem confidence in a sentence .

Never coming back I’m never gonna be slim again that’s how it felt . Because I used other people because I was attractive and I wanna show you a picture of when I was slimmer to show you that ,  mainly with how different I looked and how it is much more maintainable , I used to walk all the time I didn’t have agoraphobia. I didn’t have all these health problems either along with PCOS and I , and people say don’t live in the past but I was so happy and when you were a confident person and you’re confident goes, it’s really hard to deal with that hand .

pictures here’s my bloated belly. Here’s my close-up face and I will add a picture of what I used to look like today is good for awareness that we don’t have the same type . And that’s okay as long as we try and do something to sort. I’ve tried to get the injection shop , I guess I’m gonna have to get it on the black market .

[dreaming-for-an-escape]

@wolfanddragon98

1. Uhhh…my family. And then myself. Like…do I really love me? Uhhh. TBD.

6. That I haven’t broken a bone or been stung by a bee! Whew! *knock on wood!*

7. Love is selflessness. You can’t be selfish even though you want to be. That’s my view on love. You put their needs in front of your own.

11. What brings out the best in me? Ummm…when things aren’t stressful. I tend to write better when things are mellowed out. But then again I also tend to write better (in my opinion) when I’m angry and need to vent lol and like I said being stressed out brings out the worst in me.

13. Ahh about the future and the possibilities that could happen. Sometime goods mostly bad 😅 also sometimes I dream of my OCs and even get ideas during those dreams. Hello angst city. #sorryadrian

15. I’m a 27 year old virgin who still can’t drive 🤣

19. Ummm my room? Idk I feel at peace when I’m in my comfort zone.

20. The library ☺️

25. Core memories? Well…from an early age I remember watching horror movies like Wrong Turn and Ghost Ship. I also remember living in a small house in Huntington Beach before moving. There’s several others but those came to mind first.

Okay your turn!!!

2, 5, 6, 12, 15, 18, 25

Deep questions

1. Do they really love you? Who came to your mind when I asked that?

2. What's a song that you wish more people knew about?

3. Can you have sex without feelings?

4. What is the one thing that you wish to do before you die?

5. How do you want to be loved?

6. Whats something in your life that you consider a miracle?

7. What do you think love is?

8. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

9. What's one thing that's happened to you that has made you a stronger person?

10. What's the most pain you've been in, that wasn't physical?

11. What brings out the best in you? What brings out the worst?

12. What's a childhood dream you never got to accomplish?

13. When you lay in bed at night, what do you think about?

14. What's a quality your parents have that you admire?

15. If this was the story of your life, what chapter would you call this?

16. What's your baggage?

17. What still excites you?

18. If you could say anything to the person who hurt you most, what would you say?

19. Where is one place you feel most like yourself?

20. Where is your favorite place to escape to?

21. If you had one day left to live, what would you do first?

22. Who is the one person in this world that knows you best?

23. What are your life goals?

24. What's something you like about yourself that you wish more people recognized?

25. What are your core memories?

[smil3ym3]

I’m onto my second week of the new job now, got all mentally and physically prepared to head to probation this morning to meet this client I’ll be working with - Low and behold he didn’t turn up lol. So I just sat and worked from home. Training and death by PowerPoint. And then went off shopping and lunch with my brother and had a cheeky beer ☺️

In other news it turns out my daughter is 15 now, and has recently lost her virginity to her boyfriend (she didn’t tell me to my face btw, was via a crappy txt message) and has since asked me to put her on the pill (via txt message) and will not talk to my face, she is avoiding me at all god damn cost. Whilst I was out with my brother I met a woman who’d just had a daughter, her baby was 3 days old! I said, ‘good luck, they become cunts by the time they’re 15’ she just glared at me lol.

My daughter says ‘I can’t help it if I’m becoming an adult’ but then asks me for the measley pence I get from her dead beat, lying cheating cunt of a father - The CSA payments - As she’s going off to London with her friend and her friends mum in October. Well hun, if you’re becoming an adult, you can get a job ☺️ I began working when that kid was 10 days old, and I haven’t stopped, and this is how I get treated lol.

Then she asked me to pick up her order from New Look, as she doesn’t have ID, oh well sorry babes, you’ll have to apply for some, you know, now that you’re getting older, and want to be an adult.

I don’t enjoy hearing that she’s sexually active, I have tried my best to give her the ‘safe talk’ and the ‘consent talk’ and every other fucking goddam talk but no, she just wants to txt me from upstairs in her bedroom whilst I’m downstairs, staring at the stupid fucking training screen.

Then she suggested we need some time apart? Great, go and live with your father who doesn’t give a toss about you, and have sex under his roof, and see how far you get.

Anyone reading this, I must sound like such a bitch. But compared to my childhood, she is protected, cared for, gets everything she wants, I cook for her, take care of her when she’s ill, help her do her homework (that I don’t understand), offer her advice when all of her friends become pricks, - Y’kno basic Mum stuff?? I didn’t have any of that as a child? My mum just allowed my step dad to sexually abuse me for the best part of my childhood.

So I’m sorry that hearing that she is sexually active is very triggering for me.

Anyway, I’m off to Salisbury tomorrow to meet another potential client, I’ll probably drive there and it won’t happen just like today lol, but it is what it is, sometimes people just don’t want saving, or the help to be saved I guess.

[sailorslutty]

I have to air a grievance I have with the kpop fanfiction community. I am by no means saying there’s anything wrong with this but it’s getting really annoying how many reader inserts or OC’s are either virgins/inexperienced/naive. There’s nothing wrong with being any of those things but it’s so hard to relate when you’re not any of those things. I’ve read my fair share of fics with “experienced reader” but I just feel like the ratio is heavily skewed. I’m not condemning anyone personally especially if that’s what you like to write but damn. I feel like it’s getting harder and harder to find things to read. I also feel like there’s been a sudden and huge influx of “breeding kink”. It’s like I can’t read one without it being there and as someone who faces incredible dysphoria at even the thought of being pregnant it sort of ruins the whole thing for me. Idk I guess they’re both just kind of triggering to me. Like it just feels like people want to show fem bodies being taken advantage of. Those are my own personal issues at play but if anyone knows how to filter things like that out the information would be greatly appreciated. There’s room for everyone’s fantasy’s in fanfiction (with a few exceptions) but if I didn’t air this out somewhere it’d drive me crazy. Okay that’s all lol.

[myobmaya]

The Other Side | Eddie Munson

Eddie Munson x AFAB!Reader

premise: just a short blurb about Eddie Munson giving the town preacher a new reason to call him a sinful devil worshiper.

TW: P in V sex, riding, religious talk, fucking in a church (I’m so sorry) straight smut no plot, Eddie is an asshole sorry lol, readers parents being mean

I have issues sorry in advance lol

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He knows he shouldn’t be here. He had no business. No religious claim on him.

But, he can’t keep away from you.

The innocent aurora that followed you everywhere you went always found a way to pull him in. The hold you have on him is strong and he knows he should stop this.

But the way you take him further down your throat, he can’t help but look at the picture of Jesus and thank him and his father for creating you.

The way your tongue swirls around the top of his cock has him biting his tongue. You look up at him with your innocent eyes waiting for his sounds. He only curls his fingers in your hair as a silent response that you’re making him feel really good. He knows your parents are going to be looking for you soon.

It’s the night before your father is due to read scripture to the town as he does every Sunday. It also happened to the same day the town preacher decided to call him a devil worshiper when all Eddie did was ask if he wanted to give you some private scripture lessons. Eddie thought it was funny. Your father thought he was a lost cause.

No one knew you two were hooking up. You kept him as your dirty little secret. Eddie kept you as his little fuck toy.

A fair trade.

Even now with you on your knees sucking the precum off the head of his cock.

You hallow your cheeks and come up for air, taking him out of your mouth.

“Feels good, Princess,” He looks down at you. You smile up at him with drool down your chin right before tracing the veins of his cock with your tongue.

The way you innocently smile at him as you suck his cock should be illegal. The way you kneel in front of him with a bible right next to your knees telling him to cum down your throat is a sin in its whole self.

But he doesn’t care. And by the way you trail your tongue from the base of his cock to the tip and take him again he knows religion is the last thing on your mind. The way you’d let him take you in any way had him believing in a god of his own.

Your hand works whatever your mouth can’t take. Eddie can’t help but close is his eyes in pure bliss when you moan around his cock. The vibrations go straight to him and he’s jerking his hips up in satisfaction.

“Fucking Hell,” he can’t help the words that fall out. You take him from your mouth and giggle up at the way his teeth sink into his bottom lip.

“Watch your mouth,” you warn him with a wink.

Your skirt is pulled up to your thighs. He catches your hand moving in between your legs and the sight alone makes his hips stiffen. He feels that tight coil beginning to form.

No.

He was going to cum inside of you and send you home to your parents. He wants you to feel it dripping down your thigh as you father asks you how your day went. He needs you to remember the way he stretched your wet cunt as your mother tells you to help set the table.

He’s determined to leave his mark on you.

So he stops you.

He guides your head back, pulling himself out of your mouth. You furrow your eyebrows at him but when he pulls you up by your arms your confusion seizes.

Eddie helps you adjust your skirt you only wore to please your mother, who told you how your appearance was important to represent the family. If only she knew how much Eddie loved how those skirts looked pulled up over your hips as he fucked you in the back seat of his van.

The way that same skirt was merely tossed aside the night he took your virginity at the drive in and took you home after you lied to you parents you were at bible study.

You grip his cock in your hand as he steadies your hips. He watches as you hesitate. Your worry is present on your face. He knows you’re worried about getting caught when you take him. He leans forward and kisses you pressing your hips down to slowly take him. You moan into his mouth as he swallows each sound.

He breaks the kiss and you look down seeing yourself filled with him. Eddie takes your chin in between his fingers. Times ticking and the way your wet cunt feels around his hard cock, he knows he’s not going to last long. You look him in the eyes as he raises his hips and adjusts you. He leans back getting comfortable. You kiss the tip of his nose loving the way he fills you up. It’s a sweet gesture. One that reminds Eddie how sweet you are. But, he’s not looking for sweet. He’s here to fuck you not make love to you. So he does what will have you teetering to the edge and closes a hand around your throat. His hand makes you look at him. No where to face, only the determined look in his eyes.

“Come on my cock, baby.”

You hear your father calling your name from the other side of the halls. The gasp coming out of your mouth but Eddie shakes his head at you.

He told you what to do and you’re going to listen to him.

The name your father had called him earlier in the day runs through his mind. The sole reason he snuck into the church and caught you here. He’s going to make sure he gives the preacher a reason to call him such a name. Even if it involves having you come all over his cock.

He lets go of your neck and grips the back of your head. Your mouth falls open hissing at the shock of the pain. His other hip presses you down harder rubbing your clit against him as you grind down on him.

“No, you’re going to come on my cock,” grits through his teeth. “Do you understand?” You nod your head feeling your legs shake. The bench Eddie is sat on rocks from the force of your movements and he’s chuckling at you. The foot steps get closer and he knows it’s a matter of 30 seconds before the door opens. He doesn’t have to watch the door to know what’s about to happen.

The adrenaline of being caught makes it even better as you roll your hips in a circle. Your head falls back loving the way his cock feels inside of you. Eddie watches in admiration as you use him just as he’s using you.

“That’s it, sweetheart. Let go.”

He rocks you faster against him, letting you fuck yourself on him. Your hands grasp onto his shoulders feeling your high begin to form. Eddie grits his teeth feeling you begin to clench around him.

Your arm snakes around his neck and you’re burying your head into him. Whimpers falls out as you come undone, his high following yours as he milks your wet walls.

His hips stutter as you ride out your high saying his name like a prayer. It sounds like a praise and he can’t help the way his ego boosts. He knows it’s going to be short lived when the double doors swing open and your father’s voice echos through the room.

“What’s going on in here!”

You freeze looking up at your father. The look on your face is priceless and Eddie can’t help the grin already appearing on his.

There it is.

His cum is thick inside of you but you don’t care. Embarrassment and mortification of being caught paints across your face.

How could you have been so careless? You ask yourself the same time your father makes his way over. You quickly stand up pulling your skirt down to cover yourself. Eddie takes note of his white cream slipping down your thighs and laughs. He doesn’t even try to hide his amusement tucking himself back into his pants.

Your father makes his way to the aisle you two are at just as Eddie wipes the sweat from his hairline and stands up. You’re trying to straighten yourself out but it’s not use.

The cold look on your father’s face is priceless and all Eddie can do is smirk at the man.

Eddie hears you stuttering out an excuse but it’s too late. The damage has been done. The stunned preacher goes angry seeing Eddie walk up to him leaving his daughter breathless and fucked out.

Eddie takes a cigarette from the inside of his leather jack and rests it in between his lips. He won’t light it up. He knows better than that.

“Just figured I’d give you at least a proper reason to call me a devil worshiper, old man.” Eddie pats his back and makes his way out of the church leaving you to deal with your father. He turns around one last time before opening the door making a show of it to the preacher. “See you at Sunday dinner.”

He won’t. It’s just another light to add to the fire.

He hears your father yelling at you. Guilt is present and he almost wants to go back and get you. But the victory he feels seeing the look on the preacher’s face makes him continue walking to the van he parked on the side of the road.

The church door opens and you’re running out calling out Eddie’s name. Your father is right behind you trying to grab you to go back inside. You only take his hands from your arm begging Eddie to come get you. To tell you father he’s not using you. That he loves you.

Eddie continues walking not bothering to stop. His keys swing around a finger as he whistles out a familiar song tuning out your cries.

He’ll find a way to make up to you sooner or later.

[ultimateluckystudent-writes]

Your Face Is Red (It's Not the Sunburn)

Summary: It's Summer, and you know what that means! Wearing your swimsuits to the lake, road trips with your classmates, and being trapped on top of your mortified crush's hard-on. I hope you packed an outfit that says 'sorry for making you accidentally cum'!

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 3.0k

Tags/Themes: , Nagito Komaeda/Reader, Extra Shy and Nervous Komaeda, Mega-Virgin Komaeda, Humiliation Kink, Sub!Nagito, Dom!Reader, Femdom, Reader's Kind of Mean but Girlboss, Slight Exhibitionism, Roadtrip!, Non-Despair!AU

Content Warnings: Accidental Orgasm/Sex, Female Anatomy on Reader, She/Her Pronouns for Reader, Public Sex, Under-Negotiated/Accidental Kink, Accidental Sex

A/N: I can't stop writing bitchy, femdom reader and horny, nervous Nagito it's an affliction. Also, I came up with this in one night, this was supposed to be a drabble and I lost control like Two Bros lol. Also, I love mom friend Mahiru and dad friend Hajime *mwah*

Also (last one I promise) here are some more titles I came up with. They get worse as they go on:

Road Trip Travails (and Other Reasons to Pack Sunblock/Thank God for Sunscreen),

You're Really Hot (It's 90, Lose the Jacket),

Forecast Calls for Sunny Skies (And Bumpy Roads)

Get Your White, Sticky Cream on Me (I Forgot My Sunblock)

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Nobody else had even wanted to sit next to Komaeda, much less on top of him. Being in half-heartedly concealed swimsuits only made it worse. The luggage overflowed onto the seat next to it, all the way in the back, so it meant that someone had to draw sticks. Whoever got the shortest would have to sit in the back next to it all. Nagito drew it with a rueful smile. However, by the time all the supplies were in, you all realized that you were short one more seat.

“We can’t have any more people up front, that’s way too dangerous.” Mahiru frowned.

“We’ve already got four people in the middle seats.” Hajime sighed.

“The back seats are pretty spacious.” Kazuichi shrugged, and it seemed everyone seemed to know what that meant within the same split second. You all turned to look at Komaeda. He was already looking at the floor, picking at a loose thread on the sleeves of his jacket he insisted on taking despite the baking summer sun. It had begun to slip off of him, slumping around his elbows like his bare shoulders in his underconfident stance.

“I’m sorry.” He said softly. Kazuichi scoffed audibly. You all knew he wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t a sort of class trip, and you were urged by Chiaki. However, you were secretly grateful. You knew you’d be just as much of a pariah if you admitted the many friendly moments you had shared with him after classes and in empty hallways. Or how badly you were hoping he’d take off the shirt and let you rub sunscreen on him when you got there. You’d even caved and brought an extra bottle of the lotion kind with you. Just in case.

Around you, everyone had begun to squabble about who would be sitting in Komaeda’s lap. Hajime and Mahiru were already splitting the drive, Akane and Kazuichi were arguing about who between them was smaller (it was definitely Kazuichi), and Ibuki and Sonia weren’t much help. After a moment of this, you realized you were tired already, and the drive hadn’t even begun.

“Everybody shut the fuck up!” You shouted over them. “It’s fine, Komaeda can sit in my lap, can we just hurry up already!”

“Wh- wh- what?” Ibuki gasped, like some sort of DJ. “But Nagi-chan will totally crush you!”

“It’s true, you’re probably better off the other way around.” Hajime mused, clearly sizing you two up. You felt weirdly pleased about the admission.

“I know it must be disgusting to be so near me already,” Komaeda said. He couldn’t even meet your eye. You couldn’t tell if that pink flush on his face was from the sun, or the prospect of it all. ‘Mega-virg.’ You thought to yourself. “I wouldn’t want to be an encumbrance to top it off.”

“I literally don’t care! Just get in!” You groaned, shoving him towards the car. He gave a small yelp and clambered into the back ungracefully, your insistent hands forcing him forwards. He ended up wedged between the middle seats and luggage, stuck between them until you pulled him out with a massive sigh. You couldn’t have anyone think you were too eager for this, after all, least of all Komaeda. He was totally red by the time he was in, but now you knew it was from embarrassment. You slid in after him and sat down on his lap with no fanfare.

As you suspected, Komaeda’s legs were bony and slightly uncomfortable. You shifted, trying to find a spot where he didn’t dig into you, until you realized what you were doing.

“Sorry.” You shrugged, turning to glance back at him.

“It’s okay.” He mumbled. He managed to continue to avert his gaze, even this close to you. As everyone else got in and got settled, he began to tug the seatbelt down.

“Nuh-uh, no way.” You caught his wrist and stopped him in the air. ‘It’s… pretty small.’ You couldn’t help thinking. “We’re already crammed in back here, I’m not having this thing choke me on top of it.”

“I understand, but, ah- my luck-” He stammered. He didn’t even move to free his hand. You decided to take pity on him.

“Fine, whatever. But we gotta adjust so this thing isn’t bothering me the whole time.” You didn’t wait for a response before you were pulling the seatbelt on, and moving around on his lap trying to find a better spot. You ended up pressed front to back, his chin having to rest on your shoulder as you leaned against him. ‘At least this is comfy. I wonder if he’ll say anything? Pfft, yeah, right. Human doormat Komaeda Nagito complaining about getting cozy with an Ultimate. I’m surprised he hasn’t creamed his pants yet.’ “There, that’s better.” Sure enough, when you looked back up at him, his eyes were wide and nervous but he didn’t seem unhappy.

“I- um-”

“Alright, everybody ready to head out?” Mahiru asked from the front seat. Akane and Kazuichi cheered way too loud for such a confined space. “Cool, let’s hit the road then.” She nudged Hajime and he pulled out of the parking space.

In front of you, they rolled the windows down as they sang along to the radio, chatted, and laughed away. You and Komaeda, on the other hand, were quiet. He seemed content looking out the window and listening, though you supposed it wasn’t like he could do much else. You put in your earbuds and listen to your own music while you scrolled through your phone.

You didn’t notice the road becoming progressively bumpier until one jolt caused you to knock one of your earbuds out.

“What the fuck guys, where are we driving? Pre-civilization?” You groused.

“I told Hinata to take the regular road.” Mahiru half-sang. You couldn’t see his face, but you could picture the focused scowl on Hajime’s face everyone knew him by.

“This ways a short cut! I’ve taken it a million times! We’ll get there thirty minutes earlier-” Another bump cut him off.

“Woah!” Ibuiki giggled. “It’s like a roller-coaster!”

“It’s not that bad!” Hajime protested. The bumps eventually calmed down, but the road was still rough. As you drove along it, you could feel the way the uneven path jostled the car. Soon you had to put down your phone and quiet your earbuds so you wouldn’t get carsick.

Everyone else had similarly calmed down. While they still chatted within the rows, the whipping air and hum of the drive were too loud to hear much between them at all. You could barely make out the pop song from the speakers in the middle row. Only twenty minutes into the hour-long drive, but you resigned yourself to looking out the window as time passed.

It was at the next larger bump that you realized something was up with Komaeda.

As you bounced a bit on his lap, you could have sworn you heard the smallest whimper come from him, more a squeak than anything. It sounded pained, and you almost apologized, until a thought crossed your mind. You gave no hint you’d noticed anything as you stretched and shifted on his lap, scooting your hips closer to his-

It was just as you’d suspected. At some point, Komaeda had gotten completely hard.

You almost moaned out loud with the realization. The rush of arousal was so sudden it almost stunned you. You bit the inside of your cheek as you forced yourself not to move at all on top of it, no matter how badly you wanted to begin grinding against him. ‘Holy fuck, he’s hard, he’s hard, he’s hard. What do I do? Do I say something? Would that make it more awkward? What a pervert! Is he getting off on this?’ You looked at his expression out of the corner of your eye, expecting to find him looking down at you already, that filthy look he got on his face when he began to ramble or something similar. But he was staring quite hard out the window at nothing in particular. The muscles in his jaw were clenched. You finally noticed how rigid he was under you, and realized you hadn’t heard Komaeda be silent for this long ever. He almost looked like he was going to cry.

‘Aww, poor thing. He’s hoping I won’t notice. Too bad.’ With no further hesitation, you arched your hips back into him hard, leaning your torso onto the backs of the seats in front of you. You had positioned your pussy right against his dick, knowing he’d feel even more heat now through the thin layers of your swimsuits. Komaeda gasped, the pretty noise torn from his lips with the move. The car’s ride made the seat practically vibrate, and each second bounced you on his lap even as you sat completely still. You could feel his cock twitch and throb with the new feeling. You were glad nobody could see your face, because you worried you’d start drooling soon.

“You okay?” You asked casually, taking the opportunity to look directly at him. His hand was by his mouth. You were sure he’d begun to bite down on it.

“Mhm.” He managed a shaky smile despite his heavy breathing. He even gave a weak thumbs up. You noticed the bite marks in the flesh between his thumb and pointer finger at once. He was so preoccupied with hiding his… condition that he didn’t even seem to notice you’d already found out, or suspect your teasing at all.

“Mmkay. Let me know if anything gets uncomfy.” You turned back to the front and dropped the calm mask at once. The position had him grinding just as hard against your clit. You knew your bottoms were going to be soaked through. You continued in the same silence, though now you had something new to focus on: keeping your breath even as you noticed every move he made. His other hand was curled into a fist by his thigh so tight his knuckles had gone white. His foot was tapping rapidly against the floor. After just a couple more minutes, he had begun to let out a choked sort of sigh with every turn, shift, or movement. For all the hums and nonverbal noises he usually made, it was clear he was doing his best to be completely silent and not disturb you. The idea of him trying to be so good while he was hard and probably aching and humiliated under you almost made you give yourself up.

When your back got tired, you leaned back up against him. Your bodies were now flush with each other. You felt his heart hammering against his chest. Each labored breath of his was now right against your ear. You leaned your head back onto his shoulder and watched his fingers sort of spasm. You had to give it to him, if you weren’t so busy thinking about each new dirty item that had replaced your previous mental vacation itinerary during the ride, you would have certainly given yourself away. If you had been distracted the whole time, or maybe didn’t know what a hard-on felt like, you likely wouldn’t have noticed the weird behavior.

“Ah- um- (F/N)?” His trembling hands tapped your thigh gently. ‘Look at how bad he’s forgotten himself! Addressing me by my first name- he’d never do that. How absolutely precious!’ “I- I- Could, um, could you-”

“Hmm? Oh, do you want me to-” You shifted on your seat once more. This time, you turned yourself to the side as much as you could, your knees pressed up against the luggage. His hard on pressed into your bare thigh. You could see his face like this, petrified and desperate. He’d begun to sweat just a bit. ‘He’s so gross.’ You thought lovingly, your eyes tracing a bead of it down his too-prominent Adam’s apple and past his sharp, pale collarbones. He held his hands up, as if terrified to touch you anymore. “It’s alright.” You lowered them for him, one onto the seat by his leg and your ass, the other on your leg. “There, that better?”

His expression made it clear that the answer was yes, and he wanted to die about it.

“Well, I, uh-” His nose scrunched with another bump. One hand was now pulling at your clothes, the other gripping your upper thigh. He didn’t even seem to notice anymore. You finally gave in. He looked like he was going to combust or faint. Your careful mask melted at once into a knowing smile as you shushed him softly. He seemed entranced as you straightened up to bring your mouth as close to his ear as you could get it.

“You don’t want them to know too, do you?” You murmured. A strangled moan caught in his throat.

“I’m sorry,” He mewled, giving up all pretenses at once. He squirmed under you, hips stuttering up as he ground against you in pathetic, jerky, inexperienced movements. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry-” His voice spilled from his swollen, bitten lips, and his eyes were shut tight. Even his torso curled into yours, his head bowed down by yours. There was no warning but a deep inhale before he sunk his teeth into your shoulder and his cock twitched against you in time with his hummingbird heartbeat as he spilled his orgasm into his shorts.

He shuddered as you began to play with the hair at the nape of his neck soothingly, cradling him against yourself. You wanted to shush his remaining noises, to tell him he did a good job, to call him yours and coo at how pretty he was, but the moment felt too delicate, too precarious-

The blaring sound of the horn made you both jump at once.

“CHIAKI-CHAN!” Mahiru shouted out the open window at the cabin you approached. “WE’RE HERE!”

Akane and Ibuki cheered. Kazuichi hopped over several laps in his rush to get out, holding his stomach like he was going to be sick. Sonia clapped and thanked Hajime like he was her personal driver before sliding out delicately. Hajime yawned and shook his head to clear his drowsiness as he got out. Mahiru folded up the map they hadn’t used and tucked it into the dashboard. Before you knew it, they had forgotten both the two of you and the luggage as they greeted everyone else there.

“They left the seats up.” You scowled out the window to no avail.

“Oh, I, uh, think I can do it from here!” Komaeda said, too eager to be of help. He unbuckled the seat belt and began to reach over you.

“Wait, no let me just-” You tried to get off of him the best you could to give him room to pull the latch that would lower the seats and let you out. 

“Sorry! I think I can-”

“It’s okay, but you-”

“Do you think you could-”

“Ow! Your jacket is caught-”

“Ah!”

“Fuck!”

In a tumble of limbs, the seats came down all at once and the two of you fell back onto them and into each other painfully. You had just opened your eyes again after the crash as the door opened, blinding you once more with the bright sun.

“Hey! What were you two doing back there?” Kazuichi squawked. When you could see again, you realized the position the two of you had landed in. One of Komaeda’s arms was trapped under your back, pressing your faces just inches away from each other’s, and your foot had gotten caught in the handle of a suitcase behind you, wrapping your leg around his waist. Komaeda was only holding himself up with the arm he’d caught himself with, the rest of him pressed up against you.

“I- It’s not-” You stammered as more and more eyes of your classmates had turned towards you at Kazuichi’s accusatory voice.

“How shameful my luck must be for you.” Komaeda sighed, already pulling himself up. “Don’t be silly, Soda-kun, nobody would allow me to disgrace them in such a way.” He chuckled and shook his head at the prospect as he got out. “I’m just too incompetent to even get us out of the car. Such a simple task, and yet-”

“Ugh, god, shut up! You’re right, I’d be an idiot to think anyone would do that sort of thing with you.” Kazuichi looked disgusted.

“Get your mind out of the gutter!” You snapped at him, grateful for the new target Komaeda had supplied you with. “You’re such a pervert, Soda!” You made sure to say it louder than necessary, making everyone’s gaze turn toward him instead.

“Eewww, Pervuichi’s at it again!” Hiyoko cried, always happy to pull out one of her nicknames. 

“They wouldn’t have been trapped like that if you’d remembered to let them out!” Mahiru scolded him. “You were in the middle, you should have been the last one out!”

“Huh? What? Wait!”

As squabbling picked up once more, reminding you of how you had entered the car, Komaeda extended his hand with a smile. His other hand held his jacket by his stomach, over his front. You felt much more grateful for the eyesore. Nobody noticed as you rummaged around for your backpack or when you finally tugged a surprised Komaeda away with a mischievous smile.

“C’mon, let’s head down to the lake already. We’re gonna need an excuse for being all wet already.” You laughed as he nodded quickly in response, until his face fell.

“We’ll have to be quick, unfortunately, my skin burns quite easily-”

“Whoo-hoo!” To his confusion, you gave a cheer at that. ‘Thank you Summer gods! Thank you SPF 100+!’ “Don’t even worry, you have no idea how prepared I am for this. Best vacation ever!”