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windshieldwiper · 2 years ago

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hi kruin I love this I’m being really normal abt it I promise :D

happy belated white day sae and kaiser in pt 2

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aria-greenhoodie · 3 months ago

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I fucking HATE them.

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#they make me want to kill things with my teeth and hands #also more of my human bill design you will see more of him #I’m probably gonna get the book of bill tomorrow so I’ll soon start being abnormal about its contents too #aria draws #digital art #digital drawing #fanart #gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #human bill cipher #billford #bill x ford #I love toxic (soon to be old man) yaoi #I need to eat drywall I need to slam my head into a wall #nest time I’m at work I’m crawling into that trash compactor just to relieve myself of the illness #they’re in my fucking head I need to kill them both #toxic yaoi #yayyyyy

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dykedvonte · 4 months ago

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Danse and Hancock work only after blind betrayal because it’s the equivalent of the one closeted person you kinda pity getting kicked out after being outted and you and your like 7 other faggot friends take them in and help them do a 180 on their outlook on life and personal style and get them to weed (possibly grape mentats in this case).

#Danse forced to live in the state house cause like Hancock really does fuck all all day and has the space for him #and it’s just being like Danse I’ll learn brotherhood knowledge if you trip on these ne mentats with me once #and then Danse immediately regrets it cause they talked for hours and he felt out of it but he liked not remembering hating his life #this is both a good and bad scenario cause all jokes aside someone as rigid as Danse would have #issues with self control especially after BB because he has no one telling him what to do and not to do #like he’s an adult and can decide for himself but it’s like a parent that refuses to give their kid sugar and now as an adult the kid eats #only junk cause it’s like I can do what I felt I couldn’t before and not knowing when to stop #he’d feel guilt when doing it but the thought ‘I’m not in the brotherhood anymore so fuck it’ would be in his mind a lot #cause I don’t think the others would realize a BOS solider might not be acclimated culturally to wastelander lifestyles and just let him go #wild cause it’s normal for them but yeah Danse would have way too many curiosity and sorrow killed the cat moments #fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #john hancock #hancock fo4 #paladin danse #am I talking about them romantically or platonically you can take ur pick

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hanafubukki · 2 months ago

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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two images.

It’s okay, we’ll give you a minute to decide.

It’s me, I’m corporate 😌💞

#it’s okay I’ll eat them both anyways 💞😎#yes I said what I said 🫶😘🥰#lilia vanrouge #twst nui

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arsene-fixates · 3 months ago

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me and my urge to find poetry in my mutual’s ships

#off the top of my head #kiawren with love like nature in reminding them of their existence in ‘we’re so small compared to the planetso i’ll love you no matter what #kanaswan when it’s written in the seashells in the corals that they’re meant to be in both of their incessant need to help.#in the realisation that they both can’t help everyone. in their utmost trust and respect for each other.#‘let me be yours and i’ll love you unconditionally’#⛅️🍙 with finding each other in a low point of their lives and finding meaning again through eating together … love as survival in the way #they eat together.. it’s so ‘i love you - i want you to eat well’ it’s so orange poetry to me #arsene-blogging

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corvikari · 29 days ago

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I present to thee, the son of my Tav and Astarion

he was conceived with a blood ritual don’t worry guys I already bypassed the plot hole of vampirism and pregnancy

it’s not as polished as I would like but I also made this as a quick color ref for my friends Lol, so I thought i’d share it here as well!

Time taken: 44 minutes

Program: Ibis Paint x (Iphone)

Stylus: nah I used my finger for this one, my hands hurt like heck

#tavstarion #karidraws #bg3 #Tavstarion kid #he also has to drink blood #but like #he can eat food like a normal person too #He’ll have more Lore on my writing blog #he’s a: looks like he could kill you/ will kill you/chaos gremlin cinnamon role #depends on his mood really #he has the personality of Astarion #but he’s magically gifted/handles magic in the same way his mom does #I’ll post some art of the DnD discount Addams family soon #DnD discount Addams Family #yep that’s their name now #Natsarion #Nastarion #i forgot what my own ship name was so imma put both of them

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gaytobymeres · 18 days ago

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So excited to get my film back hopefully this Friday. Three whole rolls!

#I keep worrying like what if I loaded the film wrongly or what if I got the exposure way off but like girl that’s part of the fun #and I need something to look forward to #also I have a hand in on Friday so hopefully I’ll feel lighter cos of that #though I have two hand ins next week #though I have started them both #trying to be more chill and easy going #my brain is trying to eat itself but I’m still trying nonetheless

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raisedbythetv89 · 8 months ago

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The vibes I bring to the function

#earth sign representation #jennifer's body #megan fox #amanda seyfried #jennifer and needy #I’m in love with all my friends #I will kill for them #I will tell you to dump him and if you won’t i’ll eat him #I go both ways #the vibes I bring to the function #tired #hates men #gay

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im-still-watching-anime · 8 months ago

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i am officially, FINALLY all caught up again in both the manga and the anime for bsd and OH BOY there are thoughts and opinions but also WHO CARES because my tags are finally FREE to be unfiltered

#hnnnnnn #i am SO happy #i am BEYOND happy #i love the arc even if i complain about it a lot #but i am also hnnnnnn…….displeased……..with a few things #the anime fr about to catch these hands #i already KNEW they were rushing it from the few episodes i had watched #but the anime is usually SO good at pacing #that i fully trusted that certain things would be slowed down for significance/impact/etc #but instead the pacing just stayed WAY too fast for me #and they ended up cutting SO many small moments that had SO much importance like im going crazy about some of them #some of the lines they cut…….#or even adjusted slightly that it drew away the impact #ugh i KNOW there was a LOT to balance and a LOT of content to get through #but i am a little disappointed that so many emotional scenes were what ended up suffering for it #this is why i don’t usually like reading the manga for animes i watch #i always end up getting disappointed by the limitations of adaptations #that being said though regardless of general limitations i don’t think some of the rushing is above criticism #and i am going to go and eat glass while seething over the particularly offensive rushing/cuts😤#OKAY DONE that’s the last i’ll say about it i would just go crazy if i didn’t vocalize it somewhere #in general i was VERY happy with the arc in both the manga and the anime i have SO much love for it #definitely a favorite for me #and THAT concludes my very vague no spoiler review #i swear one of these days my self control is going to snap #and im just going to start posting my full essays and content analysis shit about everything i watch here #but for now we’re safe and all my rants will stay spoiler free tag paragraphs instead godbless🙏

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astral-catastrophe · 3 days ago

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me and the generic extra strong Tylenol and the pure rage in my system

#Every once in a while I think. It’s not too bad home. I’m over dramatic. It’s not bad and it won’t be bad when I go home and never been bad #Then actually think and remember #I shouldn’t have been hit as a small child. I thank god that my parents stopped that with me.#But also. I should have been taken seriously when I went To them with concerns and shouldn’t have been brushed off.#But also to be a 14 something year old and to realize your parents aren’t in love is a crushing feeling #Since that must have been when. 13-14. Appa passed. Pandemic times. I’m sure my father. Since this would have been the last time I saw Appa #We went down to visit. Dad didn’t go he had work. He sent us off. I remember sitting in the passenger seat by mom in driver #Dad praying for our safe travel and for him going in for a kiss and the moment of hesitation and unwant from my mother #And the awkward silence and the way everything seemed to just shift to the side #That was summer of 2019. My first time realizing my parents weren’t both in love happened when I was 13-14.#I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.#And going to college has me feeling so guilty. Like I fucking ditched my siblings? The kids I raised as a child myself?#(I had to go. I don’t know if my scholarship would have held I don’t know if my financial aid would have held. I couldn’t have waited. )#(I would have likely done something bad to myself. Genuinely. If I weren’t able to be here. If I had to stay. I wouldn’t survive that.)#my siblings are fine. They have no responsibilities. My sister is manipulative. They will manage. They want me to get the education I need #They aren’t going to have to use their own college money to pay to be able to eat because the parents won’t feed them for the summer #I went into college with at least a couple hundred less than I should have. Because I had to parent. I had to feed my siblings.#And I had to pay to fill the gas tank on my father’s gas eater truck. We couldn’t be home because of the selling home situation.#I had to do something to get us out and to feed us but I didn’t get paid back for anywhere near all of it #I don’t regret it. But a kid shouldn’t have to pay for them and their siblings to live.#But then I remember the dread I have for returning ‘home’ for the breaks. I don’t know what I’m going to do.#If I can’t work all of the breaks then I either won’t be able to pay next semester #Or I’ll have almost no money in savings. Like nothing to my name. Can’t buy gas. Can’t do anything. Can’t buy food.#Unless the next scholarship stuff I’m doing pulls through. But I’m willing to work the whole break just to get away from either house.#I want to violently shake my parents and get them to comprehend #Father you have dropped 260$ into my bank account in the last two weeks. Why could this not be earlier in the semester.#Why couldn’t that be in the time and fashion you FUCKING PROMISED for helping me pay my schooling?#You have money to spare. Stupid. Why couldn’t you help like you promised.#Mom you fucker. I get that you are kinda with a new man now. But you’re leading yourself into a relationship with a man you said yourself #You don’t want to date because he wants to move away with his sister and because he hates it here

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regicidal-defenestration · 5 days ago

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Save me Rogue novelisation by Kate Herron and Briony Redman. Rogue novelisation by Kate Herron and Briony Redman. Save me

#IT WAS SO MUCH FUN #also one or both of them are Douglas Adams fans or I’ll eat my hat #sometimes you read something and it's like Oh you (the author(s)) also had fun with this #doctor who #rogue #fifteen

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dreamersneverlose · 11 days ago

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Okay no you know what? I’ve held my tongue on this for long enough (everyone in my life knows my opinion on this topic) - I have a very deep beef with chain restaurants changing their soft pretzels as if that isn’t a direct personal attack against me, specifically. First it was Applebees beer cheese and pub pretzels like 5 years ago. They used to look like this:

Long, skinny, look like they’d be dry as fuck but they were soft on the inside with a delightfully crisp exterior and the beer cheese was DIVINE. This is what they replaced it with:

This switch happened around the same time Applebees added breadsticks w/ Alfredo dipping sauce to their list of appetizers. When I tell you that these things are just straight up the breadsticks with a spray tan. I’m not sure if the breadstick flavor made the beer cheese taste like Alfredo, if they mistakenly gave me Alfredo sauce, or if they straight up replaced the beer cheese with Alfredo sauce. I can tell you that I tried it at two different locations (hoping the second would have the old ones) and then swore off Applebees forever.

But you wanna know a recent, even more heinous soft pretzel betrayal? Monk’s Bar & Grill. I don’t think I’ll even have to explain this one. Here’s the old pretzel option:

And here’s what they replaced it with:

They don’t even salt these bland, dry, cheap bites. Monks, how could you?

I hope Culver’s doesn’t get any wise ideas from these chumps.

#also monks changed their cauliflower bite recipe so now my vegan friend can’t eat them there’s no point going #Applebees is dead to me forever idgaf #unless they bring the good shit back then I’ll be there daily #used to order the pretzels to go just bc I was craving them fuck you whichever Applebees team made that choice!! u suck!!!!!#this is just a pretzel post but I know this isn’t an original experience for people having their safe foods recipes changed #taco John’s switched up their cheese for their quesadillas and that was a hard truth to face lmao #also to be clear I have no beef with pretzel bites other than the cheep ones piss me off #Culver’s pretzel bites are great and I’m thankful they became a permanent menu item #but like #why would monks think going from a braid to bites would be good? just to make it ��more shareable’?#my guy that braid was my entre there was no sharing #that and the cauliflower bites were a 10/10 combo #also am aware that these complaints are silly but I just reposted something about soft pretzels and wanted to vent passionately #and also find those pictures of the old Applebees pretzels cuz lots of people have no clue what I’m talking about #arfid #soft pretzel #food rant #autistic things #personal #‘they’re both bad chains!’ is a valid point I have no rebuttals they got rid of the only things worth fighting for 😤

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lightblueminecraftorchid · 11 days ago

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annoyed with my roommate >:(

#B and I share pizzas but I need the pizzas more (safe food) and I buy most of them #so the rule is supposed to be that B keeps track of how many they eat vs how many I’ve bought and buys replacements #Ex: I bought 7 pizzas. B bought 3. B ate 5 pizzas; now B needs to buy 2 replacement pizzas.#this is a rule bc I have a lot of food restrictions and trauma around going hungry and B knows this. and B agreed to buy me replacements.#generally he’s been pretty good about it! but we were both leaving for trips this past weekend and I specifically asked him to replace #my pizzas bc I knew I was gonna be hungry when I got home #and he did not do that. so yesterday I ordered chipotle for dinner bc I could not go shopping bc energy GONE #and now I’m sitting here after class like >:( I wanted to eat lunch and now I can’t #I’ll go shopping after class today I’m just Annoyed. I’ve been spending a lot of money this week bc of trip and I can’t super afford to #order DoorDash or go shopping more than once a week. bc I am unemployed and living off of savings rn.#*screams*#and now I’m sitting here trying to find foods I can eat and reassure myself that it’s okay and I won’t starve #bc body is convinced that me being hungry means that I’m gonna be hungry for a long time #I’m gonna go make some popcorn. I ate the pumpkin brownies Beck gave me so that helps.#I wish I’d thought to ask Hobbs for the leftover pizza slices from Saturday night. ah well.#I’m safe and I will be able to buy groceries after class and I will eat dinner and I’m not in trouble for needing food #it’s okay

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arolesbianism · 2 months ago

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Mental health shit is kicking my ass but at least I have my silly guys

#keese draws #eternal gales #oc art #oc #my birthday is in a few days btw wish me luck #I’m trying to be excited best I can but yknow #I’m hoping that my friends and family do a good job at distracting me from the horrors for all that #which I’m sure they will they do a great job at keeping me from losing my shit on days like that #we’re going to eat good food and play games and it’s going to be fun and I’ll be happy #just need to hold out and not freak out too much in the meantime lol #but yeah I’ve been considering tweaking a couple of the staliens antennae recently #hence the mason #but I’m not sure if I’ll commit #most of the cast has fairly distinct antennae from eachother with mason being the main problem child to me #if I was willing to draw more detailed antennae then I’d go absolutely ham with everyone’s antennae but I’m not so #I’m mostly thinking abt this because I drew odile as a stalien a few days ago and gave her some fancy antennae #in my minds eye her antennae are Huge and she uses the to help read carved languages #the actual main stalien cast have very normal not noteworthy antennae except for sorta beats but having two pairs isn’t even that uncommon #but admittedly I am half tempted to try giving one of them huge antennae simply because it’d be fun to draw #but none of them rly fit the bill for that except maybe butter but they already have long ass ears they don’t need both #I should rly go fill out everyone’s toyhouse bios at some point I did like two or three a few weeks ago then gave up #and I didn’t even do any of the staliens I think I just did aris and sier #I also need to fix their mini playlists I have on their profiles but that can wait #anyways I now need to do some fun 2 am cleaning I was supposed to do hours ago #I got distracted drawing

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cressthebest · 5 months ago

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it’s one am and neither me or the spider are supposed to be up. so i let him escape alive once he promised not to tell my dad i was eating grated cheese straight out the bag.

#tw spiders #cress talks way too much #we just kinda stood there #both frozen in the dim glow of the fridge #with me in my t-shirt and underwear #and the spider was butt naked #just crawling around in MY house #watching ME eat cheese #well SIR #if you promise not to tell on me #i’ll do you the small small favor #of not immediately pulling out a jungle cry #and crushing you with my moms crocs #i told him i’d pretend he wasn’t here #as long as he never came back #👀 i don’t trust him #he’s probably still around #thinking he can live here without paying rent #or at least going to church with us :/#if you live in this house #you have to do things like go to church #or listen to mom asking if you’re interested in any cute boys #or at least help with some chores #pick up a broom #you have eight legs #make use of them #for christs sake

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king-ludwig-ii · 2 months ago

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T shirt that says I still have social issues and trauma from things that happened over a decade ago

#captain’s log #I am getting back in to therapy to process things dw #I just find myself in these spaces and spiraling #because of how much I want to be friends with people or want people to like me #to think I’m fine and normal even or worthwhile but that feeling of wanting to be friends or needing to somehow #in the nebulous space of interaction irl or social media try to cut through and #communicate my personality my worth and my desire for friendship all while risking rejecting #rejection* feels impossible and is within itself very triggering #especially because I get stuck in these spaces of always feeling stupid ugly and like an 11 year old kid who doesn’t understand #but just feels like somethings WRONG with them and keeps saying the wrong things when he tries to make people like him #and that assumed wrongness which begates assumed rejection only makes the spiral worse #hi I will be okay I am fine I am just like. struggling and wanting to not feel weird or stupid or annoying #my last two work environments have been incredibly unprofessional and toxic which I think has triggered all of this #several people I worked with in both places have compared it to high school so I think there’s that #also I’ve made some fantastic and really cool new friends and I feel so frightened of rejection and so unworthy of friendship #also if I ever don’t respond to people it is because I panic and shutdown! haha sorry about that #I’m starting EDMR again this fall so hopefully I will see a turn around #I also think my anti-depressants have stopped working. also thinking about taking my psych up on the referral for Ketemine #anyway sorry I’ll be fine I’m going to wake Will up now so I’m not alone jdkdkskssksksks also eat something

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