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Need I say more?
#Batman#volumptuous#ZAMN#daddy#I want him so bad#pleassseeee#on my knees#and so is he#GYATT#WOWWIE#caked up#🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤#Bruce Wayne#batman is hot#realist tag I’ve ever seen#listening to Billie eilish rn think I might fight crime#he can crush my head like a watermelon between my thighs#I’d even pay#not even joking#real#shitpost#silly#fanfic
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I truly believe the Switch 2 is releasing this year, but if Pokemon games start costing $70 I’m gonna hurl
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Canines
The hand that feeds
Mickbell Tomas & Kuro Dungeon Meshi
^ 1: Ink-the-artist, I will remove my teeth / 2: Margaret Atwood / 3: C.S. Lewis, The Horse and His Boy / 4: Mitski, I’m your man / 5: Ojibwa, I love you like a rotten dog / 6: KotOR II / 7: Stardrop, Everything that’s ever been mine is covered in teeth marks / 8: Sodikken, People Eater / 9: Mitski, I’m your man / 10: maxime., The life and death of a dog / 11: Mitski, I bet on losing dogs / 12: maxime., The life and death of a dog / 13: hun, I did not bite with Malice / 14: C. Michael Davis, Don't Pet the Dragon / 15: Mitski, I’m your man
v 1: Early versions of the myth as in aeschylus orestes / 2: Ink-the-artist, I will not remove my teeth
#Yeahh i’m workng on a mickbell & kabru party analysis oops#I’d bleed for anything if it held me the right way. Even teeth#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Mickbell tomas#kuro#mickuro#mickrin#It’s on topic in my heart#The red means I love you…#The duality between the care & devotion and the hurt & isolation is really what gets to me#Traumabonded kittens highkey#Tw#cw#cw abuse#tw abuse#Web weaving#web weave#webweaving#I hit 30 pics :( would have added more if i could#Idk even anymore… Pls tell me you see the vision#Mick obvi loves Kuro a lot but this was meant to focus on the unhealthy side if that wasn’t obvious. Abuse tactic of isolation etc etc#People always leave. doesn’t matter how or why but his parents his sister everyone he’s never enough to stay#and that’s why he thinks he has to trick Kuro into thinking Mickbell’s the whole world or he’ll discover that there’s more out there.#Stuff that’s worth leaving him for. He has to make the world scary and unknown and not pay him and not let him have connections#That’s why he doesn’t want people to have a choice!! Either Mickbell doesn’t care about you or he’ll make sure you can never be without him#and there being a third option/outcome in this freaks him out!!!#Some of these should be called ‘No Title’ instead but I have bad academic crediting etiquette this looks cooler sorry#He’s scared of course he bites. There’s only throwing bones when feeding a stray. So bare your teeth and chew me up
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Does anyone know of a certification program that’s actually like … worth it ? College advisors, my therapist and family are being either too realistic or pessimistic and I’m trying to do the research myself >>; but I’ve gotten a couple of certifications and license in the past that either don’t hire or pay so little you can’t afford anything :’> plus they keep landing me in the hospital when I do overtime which is still not enough xD tbh the advisors at college said them and a lot of people just have to work two jobs but like idk? There has to be another option ? Anyway just asking here because I’m hitting a wall and whenever I choose anything I get the worst jobs , the kind that get sued for breaking labor laws.
#pix habla#Eugh I feel so hopeless rn ngl#my dad finally did agree to drive me to a college but said if o decided to study anything I’d have to move out#i wasn’t even asking him to pay for anything for the record . I’m not sure what to do#hmmm#anyway I just at least would like to know my options#from a better source ?#I’m so exhausted#emotionally
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| Rosekiller microfic (songfic? idk) | Word count: 641 |
A/N: For better reading experience, I recommend listening to “Brividi” by Mahmood and Blanco, considering that this was based off the chorus of that song
Barty laid next to Evan, goosebumps raised on his skin, head turned so he could better examine the other’s boy’s features.
Evan was sound asleep in Barty’s bed. His lips were parted slightly, and his head rested on the spare pillow that had found its way there sometime after the thousandth occurrence of this happening.
Evan’s eyelashes were long and fluttered slightly as he breathed in and out, naked chest rising and falling evenly as he slept. Something about the way he looked when he was sleeping, soft and unguarded and so painfully lovely, reminded Barty of what he had realized not even three days before.
Barty was in love.
He was in love with someone who understood him, who enjoyed his company, who was beautiful inside and out.
And he wished he could tell Evan, but every time he tried, something in him stopped the words before they ever made it past his lips.
Evan was amazing. He the best thing to ever happen to Barty, and sometimes Barty thought that if he were given the chance, he could love Evan more than any human had ever dared to love another.
But Barty knew that he messed up, over and over and over again, and that he would only hurt Evan if they tried for anything more. The strength of his love threatened to be all-consuming, to chew them both up and spit them back out again. He just didn’t know how to love someone without hurting them.
Barty would sacrifice the world for Evan—he’d known that for a long time. But he had never been certain that he wouldn’t accidentally set the world on fire before handing it to Evan, burning him in the process.
And Barty didn’t want to burn Evan. He didn’t want anyone to hurt Evan, much less for him to be the one to do it.
But as he lay there, he had the sneaking suspicion that he already had.
When he had first kissed Evan, he hadn’t done it because he loved him, he had done it simply because he wanted someone to kiss. And Evan had kissed him back without any hesitation, eager and hungry as they fell into bed together. Barty had thought they wanted the same thing—someone to get off with, something easy and uncomplicated.
But afterwards, when Barty had said as much, he had seen something shatter in Evan’s eyes. Evan had mumbled a quick, “Right”, then made up some excuse to leave.
Barty had blinked, and Evan was picking up his clothes from beside the bed. He had blinked again, and Evan was gone.
But it had happened again. And then again. And it had kept on happening, until Evan wasn’t leaving immediately afterwards, and Barty had realized that he didn’t want Evan to leave at all.
That’s where it had gotten so incredibly complicated, full of messy emotions and misunderstandings. Full of cracked hearts and longing glances, words thought but never spoken.
Sometimes, Barty thought that if he were offered a magic ticket that could take him far away from all of it, take him away from the perilous cliff edge he was dangling off of, he didn’t think that he could refuse. Even if it cost more than money, Barty thought he would be willing to pay the price.
Because the price of the ticket for the other route, the one toward Evan instead of away, was something vital in Evan that Barty knew neither of them could afford.
Barty messed up, and he messed up bad. And he might dream of that destination, the one marked simply “Evan”, but he couldn’t let himself board that train. Evan’s loveliness wasn’t worth it.
So he merely laid there, silently staring at the boy he loved, and tried not to shiver as the goosebumps spread further across his skin.
#i am so sorry#oh also#for anyone wondering#the translation of the lyrics i used to write this are:#Naked with shivers / At times I cannot express myself / And I would like to love you but I’m always wrong /#/ And I would like to steal you a sky of pearls / And I’d pay to go away /#/ And I’d even accept a lie (I feel like this line is from Evan’s perspective though) /#/ And I would like to love you but I’m always wrong / And I get shivers shivers shivers /#basically Evan is Mahmood’s part and Barty is Blanco’s#but that’s only in the chorus because I feel like in the rest of the song it’s the other way around#sorry#it’s a bit confusing I know#but I love it <3#rosekiller#evan rosier#barty crouch jr#rosekiller microfic#my microfics
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Just a couple of my favourites from Lynd Ward’s illustrations of Les Miserables
#Les Miserables#the brick#Lynd Ward#Jean Valjean#Javert#if anyone would like to pay the hundreds of dollars I’d need to do actual scans of these feel free#in the meantime be content with shitty screenies from archive dot org#can I also say how obsessed I am with the star imagery even tho like… obvi this was illustrated decades before the musical#and I feel like stars were not a big part of Javert’s thoughts in the brick
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I need some good luck right now now i Need to hear back about this job!! Need all the good vibes I can get
#they said I’d hear something last week and I didn’t and I’m so desperate I Need This#I swear even I don’t get this job I should just quit mine anyways#I don’t want to b unemployed again but I cannot live like this either#i want a mon-fri but at this point I’ll leaver for a flexi job that pays me more cause I am Too Stressed for this#mj lore
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Lmao Zeus & Hades are such bad dads that they think Percy would rob a god for his deadbeat dad who owes Sally 12 years of back pay for child support…
These literal God-Kings sat down and were like hmmm Poisedon hasn’t talked to this child in years to avoid people knowing he ejaculated when he should’ve of evacuated… & has a shitty abusive stepdad now… that child would absolutely Mission Impossible Olympus for him! Let’s kill him :)
Hey dumbasses, my own deadbeat parent can barely get me to text them back, I ain’t stealing shit for them. As a member of Team Deadbeat Parent, that request would’ve caused 12 year old me to cuss out an adult for the first time
#they literally tried to mug a child based on this assumption#the fact your thunderbolt was stealable sounds like a you issue buddy#I’d be too embarrassed to admit to that#hades sent a MINOTAUR after him!!!#what the hell man???#you’re LUCKY no one died!!!#pretty sure even kids who wanted their parents involved in their life would’ve told him to go fuck off#me? i didn’t care#so I wouldn’t probably yelled at them#you don’t even send me a card and you want me to commit a felony for you?#go to hell poisedon#the entire book series I wanted Percy to serve him with child support papers#EVEN AFTER he’s claimed he STILL doesn’t pay child support!!!#sally has to get the money from her murdered husband#low key was rooting for Kronos and the gods to destroy each other#deadbeat dad#mine#pjo#pjo series#hades#Zeus#posideon#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#Percy jackson
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Daniel and the mystery of the missing tapes - Daniel talks about starting his own podcast
#I guess those Scotty and Blake convo will never see the light of day#I wish they’d at least release the one they’d already recorded even if the reason they never went ahead with it is#because it might get them all cancelled#I’d actually pay to listen to Blake shooting the shit#daniel ricciardo
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i think the qsmp is very impressive for speedrunning the same love-hate relationship i have with the dsmp in under a year as opposed to the three it took for the other one
#truly the qsmp experience for me was just my dsmp experience but . 10x more intense . qsmp burned bright like a sun and fucking exploded#while dsmp just kinda died out slowly and by then i wasn’t interested in it anw#i think love-hate relationship is the only way to describe it because it’s like . it was incredible . i loved it . i still love it .#i dedicate my free time to working on a wiki for it and i think about the cubitos and npcs often . but jesus fucking christ the toll that#shit took on quite literally the everyone’s mental health . the constant stress and near psychological torment the ccs and admins dealth#with because of an insane lack of rp etiquette planning and communication . they couldn’t even talk to the people they were roleplaying#child death with . what the fuck#and looking back at it now it’s crazy to me just how MUCH happened in such a short amount of time . just constant shit happening . purgatory#lasted two weeks and it still feels to me like it lasted two months i’m so serious . you lived every single fucking moment#etoiles still brings up purgatory when he’s in a particularly stressful ‘damned if i do damned if i don’t situation’ . lord#and STILL i’m glad it happened and it seems like the admins and ccs would pretty much all agree seeing how they act . like even despite#how so much of it sucked . because so much of it was incredible and life changing and just a fucking adrenaline rush of fun .#i don’t want another qsmp 2 as much as i’d love to be optimistic as much as i want to capture the joy of the server’s best momenrs again#christ in hell . pay your fucking workers treat them as actual human beings and act like the international company you are#jay rambles
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If I may, how do you typically approach choosing colors in your art? It always has just a lovely feel to it, so I was a bit curious; don't feel pressured to answer ofc :]
I’ve been using a lot of gradient maps lately, they work by switching the greys in your piece with a corresponding colour according to its value. Basically, I colour in black and white, grab a gradient map, and then I adjust the colours by hand until I’m happy with it. This isn’t the only kind of colouring I do, but it works great if you’re in a rush or you’re struggling to find a good starting point for your colours. I’ve been operating under a time crunch for these Sketchbook Week drawings and the Plenism promo stuff I made, so for all except one I used gradient maps. I’m actually in a bit of a funk with my colours right now soooo I’ll come back and do a proper colouring tutorial for my style once I’m happier with how my non gradient mapped colours are looking !
#after sketchbook weeks over I wanna sit and do some colour studies to find palettes I’m more happy with#even these gradient map ones I’m not thrilled with#they’re fine! but I could do better#in terms of other tricks I use I’ll often adjust the hues and saturations if the whole piece to give things more unity if I’m struggling#and/or add a new layer on top of everything and fill it with one base colour#and play around with different layer settings and opacities on top#I’ve found a luminosity layer on a low 5-10% setting is quite nice#basicslly I fuck around and find out#and if I’m in a rush I use a gradient map#they’re not neccesarily a quick fix! if you’re like me you’ll still want to do some tweaking after it’s been applied#and you need to pay attention to your values when you’re colouring in black and white#but that’s another good thing about gradient maps - they force you to focus on value over hue which is an important skill to build#so yeah I’ll come back to this and make an actual colouring tutorial once I feel like I have actual good advice to give#cause rn I’m just very meh in my colouring and I don’t think I have anything very helpful to add#need to find some tutorials myself first !#ty for the ask!#ask#art#my art#bpcol-reblogs#textpost#blethering#for this piece the adjustments were minimal in comparison to what I usually do btw#because I was rushinggggg lol#I did more for my Plenism posters n such#but I can’t really show good comparisons because I. didn’t save them like that#I usually smush all my layers together when I’m drawing sooo yeah makes it hard to go back my bad whoops#but I saved as I was going whilst drawing this so I could provide examples yipee!#if I’d been smarter and remembered more I could’ve had more process screenshots butttt oh well lmao
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okay this has nothing to do with enha (i should shut up) but i have to tell SOMEONE. basically, this guy, a friend of a friend, has been hanging out with my friend group a lot more. he’s cool and funny and okay looking ig (lie) except, one of my friends is interested in him but he is not interested in her. as in, he makes it pretty obvious. he avoids being alone w her (by inviting others) and he often dodges questions about relationships. however…. today… after my midterm, we were all in the library and my friend asked him if he wanted to go with her to get food, and he respectfully declined. but then, after a bit, when i got up to get food, he offered to come with me. i’m not reading too much into it but my other friends have claimed that he’s more inclined towards me than my friend because he’s always the first to invite me and he genuinely has conversations with me. the issue is that this friend is very insecure when it comes to men and IF anything between me and this guy happens, she’s going to end my life probably
#so do i die or do i die#I DIDNT NOTICE#i don’t notice these things#u have to slap my face and yell at me for me to believe that u like me#okay so he talks to me… yay?#he’s a man (a pretty man but a man) idc what he’s talking about#like yes he’s cute and it’s very adorable that he has such a strong passion for economics but like#see#it’s like when u don’t like someone but then ur friends bring it up and then u can’t stop thinking about it#i’m actually concerned for my life though#if my friend even believes that he could like me#i’d have to kms#no joke#this has happened ONCE before and we had this huge falling out but i literally told her to stop being an idiot#because why would a man come between us#however ☝🏽#after further thought#he does pay more attention to me i think#BUT IN A FRIEND WAY#maybe he’s compensating for paying less attention to my friend#i wish she would get the hint#ok don’t mind me this is me being crazy and batshit#enha!me#end me now ig
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ah my favorite hobby: converting my irl friends to stanning Tim Drake
#batman#batfam#tim drake#red robin#i’m so fixated on him it’s not even funny#and it’s not even in a simp way!#i genuinely just want to be him#like not actually bc his life is shit but i’d deal if i could have fewer disabilities and a job that pays well lmao
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I was so excited that the heating finally turned on and the water is safe to drink n then I woke up and there was no hot water… landlords are not seeing heaven
#ben.txt#it’s the way I don’t even have money problems but the housing crisis here is so intense that if I wanted a normal shitty apartment with#functioning appliances I’d have to pay 2k a month#like I don’t want much but I do want the heating and water and electricity to all work at the same time#and not wait literal months for repairs
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Good day, this is the lawyer of the owner of this account. In line with the recent episode of Jeongnyeon: The Star is Born, she refuses to speak in posts rather she’ll voice out her opinion in hashtags to filter what she’s going to say and prevent herself from damaging her 100-follower platform that she built for 87 years.
We appreciate your understanding regarding this matter. Thank you.
#Fuck everything#we can’t all have good things in life huh?#i hate being too immersed#i think the last time that I’ve been this immersed of a media content is — I can’t even remember#I absolutely love Woo Davi and Kim Taeri’s acting during the break up scene or this episode overall#damn#the script is also just soo damn good it pierces through your heart and leave an unstitchable hole#what do you mean forget about me I’ll remember everything for u? WTF#BRO#wtfff#that’s absolutely fucked up#pay for my therapy!#what do you mean she’s your one and only Prince! dude you’re leaving her#then you’ll say that? so not cool#wlw#gl#jeongnyeon: the star is born#episode 11#kim taeri#woo davi#jeongran#juran#jeongnyeon#I’d like to die now please thanks
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my parents have been driving me crazy all day (literally the one thing my mom planned for this entire trip was…not fun and i still had to take care of everything) and they were so fussy about any place i suggested for dinner when we got back. so after looking for 45 minutes i found some place that they agreed upon and it’s fine…it’s an ivy restaurant which like whenever. but this 45 minutes was a portion of the time i had originally planned to go shopping (which is something my mom hates) at liberty on my own, but then i couldn’t go since we had to be at dinner for 6:15
so whatever. we’re getting ready to go to dinner and they went down to the lounge to have a drink beforehand. and i texted them saying i have a stomach ache and they can head to the restaurant without me and i’ll meet them there. but ofc my mom texts me back saying they’ve decided they’re not going to the restaurant and are just staying in the lounge for dinner instead. so all that work…for nothing…
#they seriously can’t do ANYTHING on their own#i even have to pay for the taxi with my mom’s apple pay since she can’t be bothered to actually learn how to do it even after 12 times taugh#like she just gives me her phone each time and has me do it#and this is after she was like i don’t like walking to and in the tube it’s bad for my ankle#and i’d been telling her for monthsssss to either get a splint or something and keep walking on it but noooooooo#so now we aren’t taking the tube anywhere#i’m just grumpy#and i know i seem like a brat but it’s so frustrating having to do EVERYTHING
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